[QUOTE=Oakie;1737506]"Ah, but ve haf vays to make you talk![/QUOTE]Funnie guy!
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[QUOTE=Oakie;1737506]"Ah, but ve haf vays to make you talk![/QUOTE]Funnie guy!
[QUOTE=Camaro1257;1737556]Funnie guy.
So, you suplised I speak your language?
Before war was in Amelican University. You have good basebar team, but eat like pigs.
[QUOTE=Camaro1257;1737487]I live in Puerto Plata traveled to Bonao and Santiago this weekend and I saw nothing. I also was in Sosua last night and saw nothing.[/QUOTE]So how was Bonao and Santiago? I'm in Santiago for the weekend. Then maybe month cristi. Maybe sosua for a few days. We'll see!
[QUOTE=BrotherP;1738012]So how was Bonao and Santiago? I'm in Santiago for the weekend. Then maybe month cristi. Maybe sosua for a few days. We'll see![/QUOTE]Ruto Panoramica:
I had trips to Cotui and Moca cancelled due to chica malfunctions so I have been itching to hit the road and break the monotony of Puerto Plata- Sosua. I met a chica on Dominican Cupid from Bonao so I decided to take a road trip. I have been 3 times since however all my trips have been on Carribe Tours and the Bonao Gua Gua. This was my first time venturing out in my Jeepeta beyond the north coast and what an adventure it was. I know there is a way to get to Bonao by taking the Navarette- Puerto Plata Hwy into Santiago but my GPS directed me to the Ruto Panoramica and when I got on that road I could have slapped the lady in my phone for taking me that route I was a State Trooper before I was a local LE so I am familiar with rural country roads but I have never seen anything like this in my entire life! The Ruto Panormica from just outside Puerto Plata to Santiago provides incredible views but the road is absolutely TERRIBLE! It is paved one minute gravel the next minute and dirt the next minute then start all over again. Holes in the road can you say "YEAH!" Any vehicle other than a truck or SUV would have a difficult time traversing this road.
One of the highlights of the trip was being stopped by 2 Policia Nacional officers on a motorbike. 1 flags me down and the other stands there looking at me. So I asked if he wanted to see my license but he said no he wanted some money for gasoline. So I identified myself and his eyes got big and the 2nd officer stood to attention and saluted me. Then they started calling me "Hefe". WTF? I asked for directions to Santiago and after he finished I drove off. There were some decent views but I couldn't stop to take many photos for fear I might get run into and this road is the wrong place to have a wreck! I saw everything from men with macehttes walking down the road to knuckleheads drag racing on their motos. One thing I learned going forward on these excursions I need to be prepared to pick up hitchhikers I saw some women who wanted a ride but none were worthy of me stopping. Maybe next time.
I arrived in Bonao and did my meet and greet with Ms. Bonao at the restaurant that is next to Hotel Gold Premium and discovered she was 6 months pregnant looking for someone to replace her baby daddy who abandoned her. I dismissed her went to Santiago booked Hotel Matum called a Santiago regular then headed back to Puerto Plata.
[QUOTE=MrGogo;1737130]Reminds me of a true story from my Navy days; after boot camp at Great Lakes outside of Chicago we would go to Milwaukee because the drinking age was 18 not 21 like in Illinois. The first day me and my cousin and two other guys banged these two black hookers (20 usd each) who were sisters. Well the next day my cousin and one of his boys set up shop at the same hotel with these two sisters as the main attraction for guys leaving boot camp. I went to the room on the third floor and as soon as I exited the elevators there was a line 12 deep waiting patiently outside the entry door to the room. I went to the door and was let in by my cousins friend. There were two full beds in the room and my cousin was at a side table counting money. The guys came in two at a time as the girls laid in missionary on the beds ready to go. The guys would pay the fee (40 usd) and get to stroking for about 10-15 minutes each. After about 10 guys came this Nigerian guy who after paying his fee dove straight in the pussy face first. I looked at my cousin and he laughed and went back to counting money. After 10 minutes my cousin told the guy his time was up but the guy said he was just warming her up. My cousin made the guy go back out and get back in line again and pay another fee. I will never forget that moment with the girl on the bed with her legs cocked after just fucking all these guys and seeing the guy eat her nasty pussy. Damon! Some of you guys are nasty LOL.[/QUOTE]I love those kind of stories. To wild to have been made up. Share some more as I know you must have plenty.
[QUOTE=JohnGault;1738077]I love those kind of stories. To wild to have been made up. Share some more as I know you must have plenty.[/QUOTE]My cousin is still a fast talker to this day but he puts to much value on his verbal skills and now is 54 yo waiting on the next hustle and he he don't have shit. Hell, I stay away from his ass. But you will be surprised how the story ended.
The next day my cousin told me the girls were in the room on the third floor and to go visit them but make sure the door was unlocked. I didn't question this because I thought I was going to get some pussy. As I'm sitting with the girls two guys come in with hoodies and sunglasses on and with their hands under the hoodies like they have guns and rob the girls. I knew it was my cousin but I thought it was a joke. They made everyone lay on the floor and went through the girls purses and took their money. I'm playing along still thinking its a joke and it was over. I then realized my cousin had done his usual bullshit and made me the fall guy.
So I'm there and I realize that the sisters didn't recognize my cousin so damn I have to play along. I'm pissed but I can't give my cousin up. The payback was that my cousin had the drip a few days later and his wife and my family was coming up to Great Lakes for our official graduation. Karma is a MF LOL.
[QUOTE=MrGogo;1737130]Reminds me of a true story from my Navy days; after boot camp at Great Lakes outside of Chicago we would go to Milwaukee because the drinking age was 18 not 21 like in Illinois. The first day me and my cousin and two other guys banged these two black hookers (20 usd each) who were sisters. Well the next day my cousin and one of his boys set up shop at the same hotel with these two sisters as the main attraction for guys leaving boot camp. I went to the room on the third floor and as soon as I exited the elevators there was a line 12 deep waiting patiently outside the entry door to the room. I went to the door and was let in by my cousins friend. There were two full beds in the room and my cousin was at a side table counting money. The guys came in two at a time as the girls laid in missionary on the beds ready to go. The guys would pay the fee (40 usd) and get to stroking for about 10-15 minutes each. After about 10 guys came this Nigerian guy who after paying his fee dove straight in the pussy face first. I looked at my cousin and he laughed and went back to counting money. After 10 minutes my cousin told the guy his time was up but the guy said he was just warming her up. My cousin made the guy go back out and get back in line again and pay another fee. I will never forget that moment with the girl on the bed with her legs cocked after just fucking all these guys and seeing the guy eat her nasty pussy. Damon! Some of you guys are nasty LOL.[/QUOTE]I made a few trips to Milwaukee after boot camp. First time was with 3 guys from boot camp for 1 night at the HoJos there. Started out bar hopping across from Marquette University. At the third bar, we lost a guy. He was the only one wearing his uniform and some guys were buying him drinks. A few bars later I noticed we were missing another guy. After a few more bars it was just me.
I kept moving on. Hitting every bar for 1 beer. Finally it dawned on me that I hadn't seen another white person for about 3 bars and the people were looking at this white bread country boy like I had 2 heads. I finished my beer and started the long walk back to the hotel.
When I got there, 1 of the guys had locked the security lock and the deadbolt, and nobody would answer the door or the phone. Finally got one of them to let me in after an hour of trying.
[QUOTE=OldKool;1736569]
This is not my generation but I will not judge.
To each their own.
Most do not have the people skills to really ball out. Is what it is.[/QUOTE]Huh Kool stop hating.
[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1738455]Huh Kool stop hating.[/QUOTE]Hate? Who ordered that!?
OldKool and me share one thing, which is we enjoy Sosua for what it is.
(We've also shared at least one puta!)
My disagreement with him is that his mission, as he states, is to teach "newbies best practices".
He doesn't approve of how I operate.
And, my advice to newbies is to do the fucking opposite of his opining..
But, we all have our opinions, LOL.
(I described him in my "takes all kinds" post a while back, under "inconsistency").
Oak I am not sure what your philosophy is. I know we both respect the chicas good and bad. I am not a hater per se. I firmly believe in live and let live. I think the young bucks have no class and make a bad impression. Just my opinion.
Is.
[QUOTE=Oakie;1738869]Hate? Who ordered that!?
OldKool and me share one thing, which is we enjoy Sosua for what it is.
(We've also shared at least one puta!)
My disagreement with him is that his mission, as he states, is to teach "newbies best practices".
He doesn't approve of how I operate.
And, my advice to newbies is to do the fucking opposite of his opining..
But, we all have our opinions, LOL.
(I described him in my "takes all kinds" post a while back, under "inconsistency").[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OldKool;1738968]Oak I am not sure what your philosophy is. I know we both respect the chicas good and bad. I am not a hater per se. I firmly believe in live and let live. I think the young bucks have no class and make a bad impression. Just my opinion.
Is.[/QUOTE]My philosophy is simple really.
We are all as different as chalk and cheese on this board.
I assume newbies are too.
Don't try to cram 'em into your "best practices" square hole. Just tell 'em what makes you happy and let them decide what fits their personality and budget!
(You don't have to respond to the "hate" thing. That's totally out of left field and doesn't fit you at all)
Peace and love, today.
Best practices are basic do and don'ts. Not wearing expensive jewelry, putting your valuables away and being smart about drinking while out. There are many simple but not obvious things that are helpful.
[QUOTE=Oakie;1739070]My philosophy is simple really.
We are all as different as chalk and cheese on this board.
I assume newbies are too.
Don't try to cram 'em into your "best practices" square hole. Just tell 'em what makes you happy and let them decide what fits their personality and budget!
(You don't have to respond to the "hate" thing. That's totally out of left field and doesn't fit you at all)
Peace and love, today.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OldKool;1739184]Best practices are basic do and don'ts. Not wearing expensive jewelry, putting your valuables away and being smart about drinking while out. There are many simple but not obvious things that are helpful.[/QUOTE]Agreed.
I'd stick with basic do's and don'ts :)
This is what the old Sosua was like (say I'm lying):
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Hey guys,
Just came back from Sosua and I have to say it was mixed. I cannot say it was wack and I can not say it was great either. But for you guys that have not been to Sosua in a while I would say, its pretty much the same with a twisted angel.
Now if your a veteran, you will understand Sosua has gone through some changes with more Gringos and a more younger crowd, The Chicas are more business like, Its a hit and miss if your looking for the GFE Experience. If your New to Sosua you will have a great time.
I have not been to Sosua in 9 Months so here's is my experience.
New Gardens Hotel.
New Gardens is pretty much the same, really good breakfast (Best in Sosua) and it look like Lorenso kicked out the Chicas, girls are not allowed to hang out in New Gardens anymore. Not that I cared anyways, it was mostly hardcore chicas looking to catch your typical.
Newbie sucker. It was was great to have girls hang out in the pool just to give life to the place or if your just lazy and wanted to get a quick nut and not have to go walking around or going to the strip being hustled by Street dealers looking to sell you any cheap shit.
Overall I like the location its close to where the action is so you can save on Motos, and Cabs, and it also Looks like Lorenso is making good money I see he opened another hotel across the street. I know its old news but hey it looks great!
Classicos.
I don't know if I'm getting older or me being a veteran working girl monger that classicos is just not the same to me. Looks like the owner is getting greedy again. He now charges you anywhere from 2000-3000 if your looking for a seat to sit-down, Which pretty much sucks.
And you got dumb ass, assholes paying it!, I see them also buying $600-$900 worth of Bottles of Champange and Liquor, I guess it makes them feel good to be seen. Now I'm not a hater, I just don't see what the big deal in doing all that to show off for hookers.
At the end of The Day any girl you pull from Classicos is going to want her 2000-4000 pesos at the end of the night, all there pimps on the Motos and Dominician boyfriends make sure of that.
I would advise guys if you want to showoff go to a trendy club in Puerto Plata, Santiago, or Santo Domingo, etc. If you want to show off, do it with Non-Pro girls, You will get free pussy. Please guys stop showing off for hookers its pointless.
Well anyways, Its pretty much slim pickings in Classicos, I remember back in the days you will find a few, tunas in Classicos, but to me it was 95% percent trash, Nothing but beer belly, and girls looking worn out, I don't know maybe its me!. Guess I'm getting old.
Rumbas.
Rumbas is still the same, If your looking for day time actions, that where all the putas hang out, I would say its 95% trash in there, did not find one good stunna. I did find a girl that was cute and had a nice ass but she was wack in bed. Again with these DR chicas, it.
Always a hit or miss. These girls don't understand business or understand how to hustle. If you provide good service you will have repeat clientele. When your pussy is wack, word will get around quick, but anyways I'm rambling.
Anyways Sorry for this short report, I did not really do much this trip I was lazy, All I did was go to the beach, Fuck Chicas, and that was it. I would say DR is still a good value, as it is close and you don't have to spend to much, but I would say if your looking for a GFE.
Experience, I would avoid rumbas and the strip, Try walking around other areas and grab girls that are not on the strip like that (Semi-Pro, Non-Pros). Or even try Social Networking, you will find some good stunnas.
Like I said before if you never been to Sosua you will have a great time, for us Veterans that remembers the old Sosua, I would recommend branching out and visiting other areas like Puerta Plata, Santiago, etc. Or.
If your like me waiting until the Olympics in Brazil is over, So everything will be cheap and return to the glory days.
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