FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[QUOTE=Nieimleben1234;2578053]I'm always wondering that the validation of the test is the only concern people seem to have.

Do you never have the unlikely event in mind that your test could be positive? As we all know, you don't have to feel sick when having Corona.

What's the fun in coming to Germany from abroad, looking forward to visit some FKK clubs, but ending up in 2 weeks quarantine in a hotel room that you have to pay yourself? Ok, the risk is small. But it's definitely there.

I'm serious with this question because it prevented me to travel anywhere abroad until I was fully vaccinated. (Hoping for an answer different to "My test has to be negative. It's god-given."[/QUOTE]I'm definitely not worried about whether the test is positive or negative, the risk is so small that it's positive. 2020 and 2021 I traveled more than ever before, perfect to visit the tourist traps in Spain & Italy when there were almost no tourists there. Also the escorts were very nice. I do not care at all about this virus, but of course I follow the rules / laws in the country I'm visiting. If there is a law saying I need to quarantine in case of a positive test I will of course do it. If there is a law saying I need to provide a certificate to proof I have a negative test to enter Sharks I will do. But if it had been possible to bring my own test from home and show it I would have done it instead of having to go to a test center. I'm visiting Sharks in about 3 weeks, looking forward to it.

By the way, is it still dessuous tag on Tuesdays? I can't find anything about it on the website nowadays.

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Over the weekend I attended FKK Sharks. Reception told me that there were about 80 ladies present and that the Asian buffet would be served (as usual) but as it turned out there was no Asian buffet and there certainly were not 80 ladies present. Between 10 PM and 1 AM in the morning there was not a thing to eat. No pudding, fruit or cookies to be had, just a few slices of cake. At the grill I was informed the food was inside and inside was told outside. WTF?? The staff was just rude and later on the way out the receptionist blew smoke up my you know what feeding me a mound of manure. Just a debacle. The bar was packed, no seats and was so full of tripods that the poor bartenders couldn't keep up with demand. Bring an oxygen tank, the place has more smoke in it than even the Fire Department could take on if called.

I almost left early unfucked but a regular (Melanie) from Golden Time came out of the locker area (where all the locals sit) near the entry. Greed seems to be rife here as she demanded 100430 with BBBJ. I ended up squirting on her silicone mounds.

One would be hard pressed to find any Stammgast who could actually say that they had enjoyed FKK Sharks and to make matters worse I really got a goose egg for my entry fee. Finally I hit the shower, got my personal stuff and split only to force my way through a packed house in the front. The RLD would have been better; one of my worst club visits ever. Maybe in a few months I will return.

Its hard to keep a good guy down. Thanks for your support. I will report again soon. Sorry for interrupting all the Covid talk.

Jimmy.

[QUOTE=JimmyFiddle;2578112]Over the weekend I attended FKK Sharks.
Its hard to keep a good guy down. Thanks for your support. I will report again soon. Sorry for interrupting all the Covid talk.

Jimmy.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. This is what we all need! Real reviews rather than speculation. I only wish the news were good. Let's hope this is only a temporary bump in the road. If you find a club that has reopened with service oriented girls, please scream from the highest mountain!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2578108]Wrong. No negative test needed for Sharks. Just show you're not a COVIDIOT and show them you are fully vaccinated.[/QUOTE]I answered not 24 hours test, but 48 hours, when I think negative test is more safe than vaccinated positive spreading. But I never said not to vaccine, nobody can say this, but many vaccinated are delta positive and can spread, when papy is back playing chess. I was happy to see him.

Back to Sharks: I plan my next visit within the next 1-2 weeks. You'll then get a real report from someone that really knows how the Sharks looks from the inside.

In general: Reports in German boards say the Line-Up improves day by day and that the standard prices are at least available for the well-known returning guests of the girls.

I also visited other FKK clubs in Germany recently. And my impression is that the first big (OK, really big) wave of male customers flooding almost every club after the re-openings already flattens a bit. There are still more men than normal, but it gets better slowly.

[QUOTE=JimmyFiddle;2578112]Over the weekend I attended FKK Sharks. Reception told me that there were about 80 ladies present and that the Asian buffet would be served (as usual) but as it turned out there was no Asian buffet and there certainly were not 80 ladies present. Between 10 PM and 1 AM in the morning there was not a thing to eat. No pudding, fruit or cookies to be had, just a few slices of cake. At the grill I was informed the food was inside and inside was told outside. WTF?? The staff was just rude and later on the way out the receptionist blew smoke up my you know what feeding me a mound of manure. Just a debacle. The bar was packed, no seats and was so full of tripods that the poor bartenders couldn't keep up with demand. Bring an oxygen tank, the place has more smoke in it than even the Fire Department could take on if called.

I almost left early unfucked but a regular (Melanie) from Golden Time came out of the locker area (where all the locals sit) near the entry. Greed seems to be rife here as she demanded 100430 with BBBJ. I ended up squirting on her silicone mounds.

One would be hard pressed to find any Stammgast who could actually say that they had enjoyed FKK Sharks and to make matters worse I really got a goose egg for my entry fee. Finally I hit the shower, got my personal stuff and split only to force my way through a packed house in the front. The RLD would have been better; one of my worst club visits ever. Maybe in a few months I will return..[/QUOTE]Thank you for the update. How was the prices? 50/30 100/60 long gone?

[QUOTE=Kippen;2578282]Thank you for the update. How was the prices? 50/30 100/60 long gone?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2578166]Thanks for the report. This is what we all need! Real reviews rather than speculation. I only wish the news were good. Let's hope this is only a temporary bump in the road. If you find a club that has reopened with service oriented girls, please scream from the highest mountain![/QUOTE]

He wasn't there. The report he gave was plagiarised from the German forums. Could people please stop encouraging this?

Source is this report: https://www.lustscout.to/forum/showthread.php?tid=192538

Google translated and posted here. 3rd time this user has done this. (check world thread)

The reports from the German forums on Sharks are largely very negative currently. If any of you decide to go (which I wouldn't advise), keep your expectations in check. Upselling is rampant and there are too many guests for the number of girls there.

Up to you, as always.

[QUOTE=Lanthano;2578353]The reports from the German forums on Sharks are largely very negative currently. If any of you decide to go (which I wouldn't advise), keep your expectations in check. Upselling is rampant and there are too many guests for the number of girls there.

Up to you, as always.[/QUOTE]Guests will continue to attend. Some unaware of the new prices. And some able to tolerate the new prices (at least for time being) due to being away from the club so long and wanting to make up for lost time.

Wondering if this WSJ prediction for general consumer behavior applies to monger spending behavior:

[QUOTE]Some 48% of small businesses indicated that they raised average selling prices in May, the highest share since 1981, according to a survey conducted by the National Federation of Independent Business, a trade association.
The unique dynamics of reopening an economy that is powered by consumer spending are at play, Ms. Bostjancic said. Consumers are willing to shell out more than they might be normally, thanks to a year of being cooped up at home and the extra savings many households have amassed.

“That type of price increase won’t be with us next year because consumers will balk at it. We may even see prices revert back to a lower level,” she said, referring to the sharp rise in car-rental prices. “There’s only so much time people are going to be willing to say, ‘OK, I’ll pay a little more. I’ve gotten government assistance, and I’ve built up savings. I haven’t been out in a while. Whatever it takes, I’ll pay for it.’”

https://www.wsj.com/articles/us-inflation-consumer-price-index-may-2021-11623288303

Used: https://archive.is/..[/QUOTE]So perhaps some local mongers are willing to pay 150 EUR this summer, but will balk at it the next summer.

An VIP Member of German forum, " Spider1 hb" And "Hhlenschlumpf" posted current Sharks lineup.

We should appreciate their hard work!

Alma.

Amanda.

Angie.

Assia.

Audrey.

Brenda.

Chanel.

Cosmina.

Daria.

Emma.

Esra.

Helen.

Ica.

Jessica.

Kaira.

Katalina.

Lila.

Lulu.

Marina.

Melina.

Monica.

Olympia.

Ruby.

Sabrina.

Sandra.

Selma.

Serena.

Silvana.

Thea.

Viorica.

Yellis.

Another member, " Hhlenschlumpf", also added some new faces.

Alina (Ex World, secure back-up for service).

Debbie.

Luna.

Sara (h), red-brown hair, green eyes, light skin, slim but not skinny, new (back), very withdrawn to the left of the large staircase.

Sabrina (Ex World).

Florina 20 yo.

Ella (19 yo, very pretty, but caution, see some reports here, thanks for the warnings).

[QUOTE=Lanthano;2578353]The reports from the German forums on Sharks are largely very negative currently. If any of you decide to go (which I wouldn't advise), keep your expectations in check. Upselling is rampant and there are too many guests for the number of girls there.

Up to you, as always.[/QUOTE]Making my return in four weeks so I sincerely hope things greatly improve by then otherwise I will be leaving with a much fuller wallet than usual!

[QUOTE=Lanthano;2578353]The reports from the German forums on Sharks are largely very negative currently. If any of you decide to go (which I wouldn't advise), keep your expectations in check. Upselling is rampant and there are too many guests for the number of girls there.

Up to you, as always.[/QUOTE]I know I m different but Sharks really improved for looks with some new girls, I think I could go with around 6 looks, long time I don t find anymore 6 attractive looks at Globe, when I find one, this is Christmas day like on last Saturday when it was about to close. Sharks is back to 2019 with granny Sylvana who survived, like papy, long time since 2014 Cosmina, Viorica, friendly Madalina and Ester and her blond who turned silicon sister, friendly Sabina and Alina ex World, Brenda but with less impressive tits, I think Jellis now silicon, Kaira, Latvian Marina. And most important for me, some new natural beauties, only with flesh, no plastic, my 2 with almost no tattoos, but only fresh flesh to taste, twice for 1 hour, both telling 50/30 , rubbing clit on tongue helping to get pleasure, giving back with 2 really good BBBJ. Both were real pleasure, even I m sure could have reached exceptional with second one if I went with her when I noticed her, then I would have been her first at Sharks, rather than waiting for 9 hours, so bad hunter, I would die from starvation in jungle, when I was not able to jump on her like did others, so when she was full busy for 8 hours, I got her quite exhausted, my fault, too used my girls came to me, I hate to have to hunt, even for virgin, milky skin beauty like her, but our hour was a real pleasure. Maybe I will have to improve, maybe she will return to me, to repeat in better condition for both. Not able to hunt, couldn't get a German beauty who stayed only around 2 hours. When heard about 100/150/30 and 200/250/60 , my experience was fully different, being told basic is 50/30 , then just have to be able to play, my experience at Oase but easier game at Sharks, one good game being to give to receive. 240 for 2 hours in room with 2 beauties I would be happy to see same level of look at Globe. Entry 65 and I prefer their test for 5 € than for free in France. Even I was very tired from belly unfortunately again, but long time I didn't enjoy Sharks like this when I could go with 3 real beauties if I was a better hunter. Pist, 2 small cute babes, maximum 150 and 40 kgs, one blond with pony tail and so cute pear natural tits, reminding Angie 2018 before horror and 1 brunette with milky skin, but not my type when I need woman look. Also 3 black girls and 1 model type. Wish Sharks will keep on in good way like this for me, to repeat. Good day for 310 . They finish breakfast at 3 pm, I was just on time, eating salmon and can diner until after midnight.

[QUOTE=Sirioja;2578196]I answered not 24 hours test, but 48 hours, when I think negative test is more safe than vaccinated positive spreading. But I never said not to vaccine, nobody can say this, but many vaccinated are delta positive and can spread, when papy is back playing chess. I was happy to see him.[/QUOTE]I always wanted to challenge the chess players but I doubt I would be able to concentrate.

[QUOTE=JimmyFiddle;2578112]Over the weekend I attended FKK Sharks. Reception told me that there were about 80 ladies present and that the Asian buffet would be served (as usual) but as it turned out there was no Asian buffet and there certainly were not 80 ladies present. Between 10 PM and 1 AM in the morning there was not a thing to eat. No pudding, fruit or cookies to be had, just a few slices of cake. At the grill I was informed the food was inside and inside was told outside. WTF?? The staff was just rude and later on the way out the receptionist blew smoke up my you know what feeding me a mound of manure. Just a debacle. [/QUOTE]Sharks's management team probably anticipates that it will soon be over again with the 're-openings,' so they are doing what the upselling sharky WGs are doing: squeeze as much cash as possible from all the suckers who believe the "just-get-vaccinated-and-then-all-be-normal-again" government propaganda! LOL!

Most FKK clubs are "open" in name only, almost all line-ups are crap, upselling is rampant, sausage fests everywhere, and with the exception of FKK World, almost no FKK club has used the more than 1 year downtime to make long-term improvements to the clubs.

Obviously most FKK clubs are not buying the "everything-will-be-normal-again-with-the-vaccine" bullshit either, and they just want to make some quick cash before everything closes again.