FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=London Traveller;1142254]I am travelling to Berlin on 21st April and will be there for Good Friday (22nd) and the next two days. What are things like at the club over this time? Will it be very quiet? I have other things to do in Berlin as I am going to an Opera on 22nd (Wagner) and a concert on the evening of Saturday 23rd, so I'm not sure whether a trip to Artemis will be worth my while or not. Thanks for any advice![/QUOTE]Easter has not much effect on the Artemis line up. No Messe happening so it will not be fully stocked but there should be the usual girls there. I think they may be planning some sort of bunny party though, with costumes so if you don't care for Dessous Day you may want to give this a miss.

BTW I did a quick and perhaps ill-considered visit there last night in the company of mater monger Iseeu. The first session I had the fortune of running into Nina (CZ). Beautiful girl who earns my highest praise imaginable. The second session with her friend, Laura (Hu) was a bit of a disappointment. Lovely girl but we just somehow did not click in the room.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1142299]mater monger[/QUOTE]Mother fucker? LOL.

Charlie123, Customx (first time I meet him, Great guy!) , Nebula and Kimino, all at Artemis today.

Place quite crowded, lots of italians, acting fine although very numerous. Wonder if tomorrow it's going to be even more crowded.

There was more than enough to have fun, at a certain point you had to wait a short while to get a free room, but that's ok.

Line up was fine. Looked all day to see if I could identify Nina but I think she wasn't there.

Only had stadard 60 euro sessions, quite proud of this, ahahah, but had great fun.

Helena, talked about here a lot. Mindy, same.

Laura, german, black long hair, beautiful face. Said she worked at Palace and Oase. She has been at A for a while now. Can't remember when but we both are sure we already sessioned. Sweet girl, will definitely repeat.

More tomorrow!

Place was kind of crowded and noisy yesterday. Obviously the people that come in in groups have all the right to have fun and it's normal that things might get noisy, especially for us latins, although I noticed a couple of english guys really making noise last night.

It's fine as long as people don't exagerate, still I prefer it when it's calm and more quiet.

Anyways. Very happily repeated with Laura, definitely in my favourites now.

I then went with Clara+Katy, I like both the girls but it didn't really work out.

I think they did their best, but all the moaning and crap was distracting me to the point where I decided to keep just Clara with which I wasn't able to finish anyways.

Still I think threesome is more of fantasy than real thing for me. Maybe if I get the rignt girls, but right now it's a waste of money for me.

I'll hang around in the sun and go to A later on, flying away tomorrow early morning.

Sundays should be much more relaxing.

Ciao!

Having recently been to oase and samya and had an overall excellent time, I am now considering the next trip from england. Having visited artemis in summer 2008, and its ease of access for someone relying on public transport, and overall club quality, its seems to be no 1. On my list now. Due to financial and other commitments August is the only time I could make this trip. I would like to know from someone if I would be at a major disadvantage visiting in August.

As girls would be on holiday etc meaning the club would be too quiet? Or is this not too much too worry about and there will in fact be a good number of girls in artemis during August, and the club lively enough etc.

Please find my oase and samya reports, as I came under criticism for not reporting enough, and please be assured.

That this is not the beginning of a list of long questions, more a genuine attempt to gain information which will be vital.

In planning my next trip. Thanks mohab

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1143787]Having recently been to oase and samya and had an overall excellent time, I am now considering the next trip from england. Having visited artemis in summer 2008, and its ease of access for someone relying on public transport, and overall club quality, its seems to be no 1. On my list now. Due to financial and other commitments August is the only time I could make this trip. I would like to know from someone if I would be at a major disadvantage visiting in August.

As girls would be on holiday etc meaning the club would be too quiet? Or is this not too much too worry about and there will in fact be a good number of girls in artemis during August, and the club lively enough etc.

Please find my oase and samya reports, as I came under criticism for not reporting enough, and please be assured.

That this is not the beginning of a list of long questions, more a genuine attempt to gain information which will be vital.

In planning my next trip. Thanks mohab[/QUOTE]Ciao Mohab, I posed this exact question at a couple of girls in the past days and both of them told me Artemis is really dead in the summer and that they would not be there.

Take it for what it's worth, no direct experience on my side.

Best!

I think it depends what you want.

I was there a couple of times last Summer, June and August. The number of girls is down but so are the number of men. The pace is a little slower. This is OK for me since I am in no rush and like the Wellness side of things. Most of my favorite girls were there.

I would be more inclined to go in the Summer if the outdoor pool is finished.

Berlin itself in the Summer is a little humid but has much to offer.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1143911]Ciao Mohab, I posed this exact question at a couple of girls in the past days and both of them told me Artemis is really dead in the summer and that they would not be there.

Take it for what it's worth, no direct experience on my side.

Best! [/QUOTE]

I was there July 2010 and it was good. I expect the same the coming summer too. Might be a little colder weather though. Why not sat 16 April?

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1143787]I would like to know from someone if I would be at a major disadvantage visiting in August.

As girls would be on holiday etc meaning the club would be too quiet? Or is this not too much too worry about and there will in fact be a good number of girls in artemis during August, and the club lively enough etc.

In planning my next trip. Thanks mohab[/QUOTE]Hi. Issue a bit more complicated. It depends a lot on when Berlin holidays end. This year, schools open 15 Aug, and a fair bit of families will be back the week before. You can imagine the stored up male libidos, having been with family on holidays for weeks and weeks, even with somewhat depleted budgets. The A Team holidays are whenever they want and some girls will knock off much of August. However, other new girls will drift in to check out the scene so it's a bit of a wash. I know for a fact that it is unlikely the new construction wing will be ready before Aug. From mid-Aug forward, things should be pretty much back to normal. It is a little quieter in summer, and Bearsk is surely right that this is not such a bad thing, but as of early-mid Aug, there will be more than enough talent around. Good luck.

August has been my favorite time of the year to visit. The crowds are way down for one. While it is true that a number of girls take vacation I have never found the line up to be lacking in any serious way. The girls that are there have are much more relaxed and willing to sit and chat & tease a bit before heading to the room. I guess this is more of a regular's perspective but I have to call it as I see it. In the end I would rather be blown Augustly than blown away (by the stunners).

And as RB notes there are sometimes other factors in play. One of the best days I ever had at Artemis was a couple of years back in late August. There was a track and field event on at the Olympic Stadium and all the girls thought it would be crazy busy. I guess track and field enthusiasts are not mongers because non of the crowds appeared. So there was a full line up and not that many customers. For some reason the girls were relaxed about it and the sessions were off the charts. So you never know.


AM

another day, another search for the perfect woman. a number of close misses. although the best girls don't come on a monday, and although there were more guys than girls this time, i felt that i got a lot of naked attention and some of it was quite sumptuous.

firstly emma, a dark turkish temptress, joined me on the sofa and tenderly explained how she loved to kiss and make love and get repeat business. it was early in the evening, so i demurred and said i was seeking only ella. (to me ella is a bit like the eiffel tower. everybody has to experience her once in a lifetime whether they want to or not.)"ella!" she said."i'm her friend and i can tell you with 100% certainty that ella isn't coming tonight! i'll give you 500 euros if you see ella here tonight." i said in that case i'd better keep my eyes peeled. as emma began to test the little hairs on my balls, my brain started to go crazy and i pulled myself away with a last-ditch wrench of willpower.

later there was a beautiful girl with rosy cheeks (her name temporarily escapes me) from eastern europe who said it was her first day at artemis. (i don't know about that, maybe it's ella's first day there too.) she had spent a year as an escort in london. she seemed nice but i started to worry that she maybe had picked up some bad attitudes in london. maybe i am just prejudiced. i have never tried the london scene. but i once saw two minutes of belle de jour and turned it off pretty quickly.

in the same way i have turned away a girl who told me she had just come from working in nevada. i just find it too heartbreaking when the innocence of a prostitute is finally taken away from her.

i had a drink with another good bet: cherie, a delicious hamburger. i offered her vodka but her doctor has forbidden her from drinking anything but champagne and water so she had water. i truly think cherie was the most gorgeous, educated package of a woman there tonight, and our conversation was heating up to a wonderfully humid conclusion, when i happened to ask if she was, like me, a hopeless romantic. to this she replied,"i don't like kissing that much. it involves emotion and this is just a job for me after all."

i appreciated her honesty. i would buy a second-hand car from her any time. just on this occasion i didn't feel like a test drive.

but i felt i was getting closer and closer to my ideal girl! i had some dinner to get my strength up.

before the glorious finale of my night, i had one embarrassing moment where i completely failed to recognize a girl i'd screwed only two weeks previously (morena). in my defense she really wasn't that memorable a bed companion anyway.

at last the stars fell into harmony. i bumped into a tan-skinned black-haired girl with a firm, slim body. i'd had my eye on her earlier, well, one part of her. i should have guessed she was from rio. i'm a great admirer of brazilian girls. it is a point of pride with them to bring the maximum possible emotion to every erotic encounter they have. i think this gives them an edge over european girls in the same way beethoven had an edge over steibelt (an excellent and calculating craftsman whose name has unaccountably disappeared from history).

the girl's name was luciana. my portuguese stood me in good stead. i followed her to a room and we started kissing. after an evening of constant titillation, i could hardly hold back, but i kissed her whole body and then her pudenda. i teased the dripping entry with a finger. she was breathing deeply and telling me how, being a brazilian, she was addicted to anal sex. she turned around and started waving her small, firm, and perfectly formed bottom around in front of my face and begging me to give it a try. all i did was give it a deep licking. then it was onto 69. i wanted to explode in her willing mouth but again forced myself to resist and told her i wanted to save it for what she called her buceta (a horribly vulgar word actually). so after that i just drilled her in as many positions as i possibly could before the swollen genital pressure overcame me. a difficult job because the brazilian pussy has more newtons per square centimeter than any other model, but somebody's got to go in there.

after some more conversation we went out and she accepted my 60 euros with a happy kiss. i'm afraid i was grinning too much on the subway home, as i got some frowns from phlegmatic german middle-aged types. basically luciana was my dream girl, and i would give everything to her, and stay with her for the rest of my life, today if not tomorrow.

Thanks for all to my August query, it does make interesting reading. Of course it makes sense that an individual would have no more or less luck in August than any other time of the year. The FKK saga unfolds!

Mohab

[QUOTE=The Limey;1144116]The girl's name was Luciana... After an evening of constant titillation, I could hardly hold back, but I kissed her whole body and then her pudenda. I teased the dripping entry with a finger. She was breathing deeply and telling me how, being a Brazilian, she was addicted to anal sex. She turned around and started waving her small, firm, and perfectly formed bottom around in front of my face and begging me to give it a try. All I did was give it a deep licking. Then it was onto 69. I wanted to explode in her willing mouth but again forced myself to resist and told her I wanted to save it for what she called her buceta (a horribly vulgar word actually). So after that I just drilled her in as many positions as I possibly could before the swollen genital pressure overcame me. A difficult job because the Brazilian pussy has more newtons per square centimeter than any other model, but somebody's got to go in there.[/QUOTE]Actually, it may just be Thomas Hardy writing for Penthouse.

[QUOTE=The Limey; 1144116]. I felt that I got a lot of naked attention and some of it was quite sumptuous.

I have never tried the London scene. But I once saw two minutes of Belle de Jour and turned it off pretty quickly.

I just find it too heartbreaking when the innocence of a prostitute is finally taken away from her. [/QUOTE]I posted back in Feb that I don't think the Forum's purpose is served by using it as a diary. Maybe Jackson should create a separate thread for wannabee auteurs. Entries like the above might go there, (if the Museum for Non Sequiturs is closed during posting hours). Letters to Penthouse indeed. Send them there.

Let's try to keep it brief and informative: entries should focus on what others might find useful, vs personal musings and states of mind.

Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1144256]Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?[/QUOTE]One can always start a blog for one's more incoherent ramblings and flights of fancy.

;)

One can also make use of the ignore feature here on this forum.


Luciana has the somewhat dubious distinction of being Angus' first ever Artemis fuck. For me she was unremarkable except for the fact that she was first. This was some 2.5 years back so maybe she has sharpened her skills?

AM