I only ask about sizing women, etc...
... because the bureaucrats of the EU tend to overregulate things.
Wasn't it a couple of years ago that they created specifications for the length and diameter of EU standard pickles?
Why wouldn't they do it for women's intimate measurements (or men's measurements, too) and find a way for those of us who aren't always getting the best mechanical fit to find the right fit?
There was a recent Youppie thread whose headline said that the EU was requiring Germany give up its FKK clubs in the interest of EU standardization.
It, of course, caught my eye and almost caused several folks who read it a heart attack.
In the end, it was just a joke ([i]Gott sei Dank![/i]).
But who knows?
What if the EU were to step in and standardize bordellos across all of Europe and standardize the services offered by the girls?
I can almost picture them writing specs on what a BBBJ should consist of or how many strokes per minute are acceptable if she does cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, z. B.
Questions I ask myself, part 2
Bear with me. Here is the second accumulated set of questions I’ve been asking myself.
1) Why is it that if you pick a chick who you’ve observed sitting there all afternoon but has gotten no customers you sometimes feel like she’s in a rush to get you out of the room so she can go back on the floor even if you know and she knows that she’s just not that much in demand?
The longer a chick waits on the floor between sessions, the more sour her face becomes. The more sour her face, the less likely she is getting any more customers… so it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
As Edith Piaf sang in [i]L’Accordeoniste[/i]: [i]“Les filles qui font la gueule, les hommes ne les veulent pas.”[/i]
2) I am the only one who isn’t into BJs?
I’ve written here before about my not being a fan of BJs. I will tolerate them for about a minute but having had lots of really rough ones with lots of teeth, I switch to conventional sex as soon as possible unless she is so good that I don’t have the sense she is gnawing on me.
There are guys who actually have a fear of [i]vagina dentata[/i]. I have a fear of [i]boca dentata[/i].
I can count the number of times I’ve come with just a BJ.
3) Am I the only one who talks during sex?
I ask this because at PT Mettmann where there are a lot of folks in the same bed at the same time I sometimes find myself the only one who is making complete sentences while having sex. The rest of the room moans and groans but I am always the exception to this.
I have the same experience when I am participating in local gangbang activities.
Maybe I am just too talkative. I can’t come when I’m not concentrating and when my mind is thinking of other things.
4) Is there intelligent life at these clubs? At which clubs do women who are training to do brain surgery or to become rocket scientists work?
Some guys define a GFE as a combination of abbreviations: DFK + BBBJ + etc.. = GFE.
I actually look for women at these clubs who I’d want to go out with in real life and if she isn’t someone I can have a conversation with, I don’t find her interesting and therefore don’t think she is GFE material.
It’s a higher standard that most guys apply to these women.
It is a fantasy of mine to meet a really intelligent chick with a nasty, kinky side at one of these clubs. I’ve succeeded a couple of times in finding these women but its very much hit-or-miss.
5) Is there a way of elevating the “art of the FKK review” on this forum?
I say this because we may look back at this time in say a decade or so and realize that we missed out on creating a lasting record of our times by our acceptance of unimaginative review writing.
I know that I am guilty of this, myself.
There are cryptic reviews out there of the nature of: “She was good.” or which consist of a telegraphic alphabet soup of: “Anja, 23, blonde, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, etc…”
Then there are the ones which omit names and talk about anonymous blondes/brunettes/raven haired beauties from Romania/Bulgaria/the Ukraine and other points way to the east.
At the other extreme, there are reviews out there which do really utilize the whole arsenal of literary forms in their use of allegories, metaphors, etc..
As in most prose literature, reports do have literary elements: a protagonist, a plot (boy meets girl(s)), a source of tension and/or conflict (will he have a good time with her or not?), a climax (does he actually climax? And was it good?), a denouement (will he see her again?).
There is a psychological level to this (a Joycean stream of consciousness mode, z. B.), sometimes a symbolic one (the protagonist as Everyman, reflecting the human condition: we are all starved for sex because it is normally withheld from us).
Most are written from the first person singular narrator’s point of view but sometimes the main figure (the dick) is given his own personality and written in the third person singular. Almost never is it written from the woman’s point of view (now that would be an interesting angle, don’t you think?)
I can even imagine making an artsy movie documentary in [i]cinema verite, tranche de vie[/i] style with lots of injected pauses and periods of silence (this is quite normal at a club where you sometimes sit between sessions and because nothing happens or nobody talks, you stare into space).
Most importantly, I am itching to read the very first FKK [i]Haiku[/i].
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku[/url]
Questions they ask themselves
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I can count the number of times I’ve come with just a BJ.[/QUOTE]Oh, so can I. It just takes a helluva long time, that's all.
You guys wouldn't all be currently residing in USA by any chance? LOL. Keep up the entertainment.
She is just about perfect in every way!
[QUOTE=Iseeu]She reads, is cultured, can cook and is good in the sack. What more are you looking for?.
Oh- wait. You're paying her to talk about books, listen to her movie critiques, and taste her cooking experiments. She's got a good thing going. She'll never get that once you make her Mrs. Jackyo. LOL[/QUOTE]
That is the problem! :)
I have the luxury of not having to deal with her during her off moods and even if otherwise she is pretty high maintenance, she has a way of making me forget that when we are together.
I also feel that I'm lacking in experience in making an honest woman out of a pro.
Anybody with a success story to share?
First timer needs recommendations
Just booked an 7 day trip to Europe, flying into Amsterdam and flying out of Frankfurt. Considering this is my first time to A'dam (and to Frankfurt for the matter, my intentions are to experience the Netherlands for the first 4 days or so and then fly to Frankfurt for the remaining days of the tour (the Oase sounds like paradise). I just recently found this forum and have educated myself to the FKK world. My question is this: considering I'm new to both arenas (the brothels of A'dam and the FKK's of Germany), would it be wise to limit the number days in Germany (or vice versa)? I'm pulled in both directions and only have friends who have been to Amsterdam for advice. Also, does the euro go farther at the Oase? Are the women higher on the scale in Germany than in A'dam? And is the Oase one of the better clubs near Frankfurt? The Palace is mentioned alot in some threads.
