FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1144256]I posted back in Feb that I don't think the Forum's purpose is served by using it as a diary. Maybe Jackson should create a separate thread for wannabee auteurs. Entries like the above might go there, (if the Museum for Non Sequiturs is closed during posting hours). Letters to Penthouse indeed. Send them there.[/QUOTE]And I would suggest that the Forum's purpose is not served by using posts to direct random vitriol at other members. If it makes you seethe to read happy reports from others, then by all means use the ignore feature. Just don't try to beat people down and discourage them from reporting their sincerely felt experiences.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1144256]I posted back in Feb that I don't think the Forum's purpose is served by using it as a diary. Maybe Jackson should create a separate thread for wannabee auteurs. Entries like the above might go there, (if the Museum for Non Sequiturs is closed during posting hours). Letters to Penthouse indeed. Send them there.

Let's try to keep it brief and informative: entries should focus on what others might find useful, vs personal musings and states of mind.

Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum? [/QUOTE]I like the chatting side of this thread (although I know it's not a chat) , and I wouldn't like it very much if all the reports where strictly on a personal evaluation of the girls. My and your vote on the same girl might differ a lot.

I think there should be some balance, like in everithing. For example, I don't like extended, vulgar or autocelebrating descriptions on ones sessions, but I can understand that some are interested in a few more details than others.

Even a short report, possibly by someone known, just saying he visitd the club, the lineup was such and such, and all was "normal" can be useful.

I personally start asking myself if there's any use in filing a report when I visit Artemis, I probably should do it only if I try a new girl (and if I remeber her name) or if something "new" happens.

That's how I see it.

Ciao.

I personally think that it all contributes to the pulse of the forum.

I understand RBs point but the forum serves to inform on different levels. We all want to get an optimal experience.

The thread also has a life of its own, fueled by regular postings, almost independent of content.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1144317]I like the chatting side of this thread (although I know it's not a chat) , and I wouldn't like it very much if all the reports where strictly on a personal evaluation of the girls. My and your vote on the same girl might differ a lot.

I think there should be some balance, like in everithing. For example, I don't like extended, vulgar or autocelebrating descriptions on ones sessions, but I can understand that some are interested in a few more details than others.

Even a short report, possibly by someone known, just saying he visitd the club, the lineup was such and such, and all was "normal" can be useful.

I personally start asking myself if there's any use in filing a report when I visit Artemis, I probably should do it only if I try a new girl (and if I remeber her name) or if something "new" happens.

That's how I see it.

Ciao. [/QUOTE]

[font=tahoma]Well done [b]The Limey[/b] for a nice report (have added to the [b]RoD Thread[/b]). I suggest that if it suits the occasion and if it can fit in the report, perhaps include some hard facts to establish the reality of your FKK / Sauna visit and then launch into the prose! Not a criticism, more a comment. Enjoyed your piece. Keep up the good work!

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Thanks for your report, which I personally enjoyed. Musing, switchback, and allowing yourself to follow your train of thought. I like that. Different. Everyone has their own style, and yours is interesting. Stick with it.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1144302]And I would suggest that the Forum's purpose is not served by using posts to direct random vitriol at other members. If it makes you seethe to read happy reports from others, then by all means use the ignore feature. Just don't try to beat people down and discourage them from reporting their sincerely felt experiences.[/QUOTE]Sorry if I hurt your feelings and it was certainly not my intention to beat you down. But just to set the record straight. This is not random vitriol; it is a directed comment. If you write in public, then it's fair game. And I am not seething. I just think all this personal wistful misty stuff is indeed wide of the forum's purpose. But I also do not think I am alone in this. You are often really writing for you, not for us. E. G. That bit about "the sadness you feel about a prostitute losing her innocence". That's happy, informative stuff? I'm not at all against vigorous, well-crafted, colorful writing. Just the opposite. But if others enjoy all this, well who I am to say. Guess there are many Toulouse-Lautrec's out there. I am done.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1144256]Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?[/QUOTE]

I will. In a nutshell, I like reading, writing, and living interesting stories and The Limey's report certainly qualifies. If you are more interested in seeing a checklist of what a girl will/won't do, they I'd suggest some of the local German/French/Dutch forums where reports in this format are more common.

In fact, I'd argue with some stipulations that stories are actually in some ways than mere reports. Storytellers give you their state of mind, certain signs, checkpoints, and responses that they look for in the girl, what they did/said in and outside of the room to bring himself and the girl to where they were. Thus, I have a greater understanding of what that chemistry is and how to replicate it.

The stipulation is of course that I look for certain things during sex and a good story should mention/include this as appropriate.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1144273]Luciana has the somewhat dubious distinction of being Angus' first ever Artemis fuck. For me she was unremarkable except for the fact that she was first. This was some 2. 5 years back so maybe she has sharpened her skills?

AM[/QUOTE]We were all virgins once.

She may have benefited from BJ school with teacher AM.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0]Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?[/QUOTE]You asking for help beating your solo drum. Now that's kinky, kind of cute as well, IMHO.

Hello, everyone.

I am planning to be in Berlin this Friday and Saturday (April 15th / 16th). And this will definately include visits to Artemis.

Does anyone have an idea about how the lineup will be? Will there be plenty of choice between hotties or will the upcoming easter have reduced the numbers?

[QUOTE=Frej Of Asgaard; 1144805]Hello, everyone.

I am planning to be in Berlin this Friday and Saturday (April 15th / 16th). And this will definately include visits to Artemis.

Does anyone have an idea about how the lineup will be? Will there be plenty of choice between hotties or will the upcoming easter have reduced the numbers? [/QUOTE]Read the forum. This very question was answered abouta week back.

AM

Just had my first visit to Artemis and had a great time. Having just done 3 Fkks in Frankfurt though I liked them better, mostly because they're slightly cheaper (65 vs. 80 euro entrance; 50 vs. 60 euro for 30 minutes) and the facilities at Oase were a notch above Artemis.

First visit, Thursday.

After spending the last 4 days sexless in Prague I was eager to get my rocks off, so when I arrived in Berlin by train late afternoon I checked into my Hotel (Concorde Hotel am Studio, I chose it for its price and close proximity to Artemis) and took the S Bahn to the closest station to Artemis, Westkreuz, which was only one stop away. If you're new to the area like I was, exit the station to the north, walk thru the parking lot and over the bridge west, and then just follow the street south—Artemis will be the giant white building on your left which you can't possibly miss. I arrived at around 4:30 pm, paid the 80 euro admission, changed into a robe and started the hunt.

Artemis has 4 floors: the lowest has the wellness area with sauna and a pool, but, sadly, no Jacuzzi—a small cinema, and a small bar that hardly anyone used; the 2nd and main floor has the men's locker room and showers and the main bar area, and is where you first enter; the 3rd is all private rooms and off limits unless you're escorted by a girl; and the 4th is apparently some kind of VIP room. Other than a trickle of girls that would periodically check the theater and wellness area the lowest floor has hardly any traffic—good if you want some alone time, but bad if you want to check out girls outside the darkened bar area. When I arrived I guess there was around 40 to 50 girls present, though I noticed some fresh faces started to appear after 6:00 and the place reached its peak of activity by 7:30, with about 70 girls and half as many men, not a bad ratio. By 9:00 the ratio was even more lopsided with about 4 girls for every 1 man I saw in the bar.

Having scoped out the area I decided on my first session for the night, a Thai spinner with fake B cups named Inca who spoke OK English. After some kissing and a BBJ she slipped on a condom and rode me cowgirl style, then switched to missionary. She was so petite though that I couldn't get a comfortable angle, so instead had her finish me off with another BBJ and HJ. She expressed surprise at how much I came; after 4 days of no sex I had stored up quite a bit. We cleaned up and parted ways. Total cost: 60 Euros.

I headed back to the bar to relax a bit and was approached by a Romanian, Nerise. Having just sessioned I wasn't sure I wanted to go again already, but talking to Nerise, and fondling her real B cup sized breasts, I began to feel a stirring below and took her to a room. DFK, followed by BBJ, than cowgirl and missionary, than a BBJCIM finish for 110 Euros.

Having had two 30 minute sessions in an hour I decided I needed to pace myself. I spotted this pretty endowed black girl and followed her to the wellness area and made my introductions there. Her name sounded like Sasha, she was from the Dominican Republic, and using a mixture of Spanish and English we had a friendly chat while I admired her body. She was slightly thicker than I would have liked, but she had all natural C cups and a beautiful smile, and when she suggested we go to the downstairs cinema I agreed. I started to fondle and kiss her breasts, and she reciprocated, though she seemed hesitant to kiss near the lips. She pulled out my cock and started sucking it before stopping after a minute and asking to go to a quieter room. I agreed. Inside she continued the BBJ. I offered to do DATY but she refused, saying she doesn't like being kissed down there. Oh well. On goes the cover, cowgirl followed by missionary. Seeing her bouncing tits inspired me and I asked to let me fuck them, she happily agreed. She put some oil in between them and lay back while I sat astride her and slid my cock in between her breasts, enjoying the view from above. After several minutes of this I asked her to finish me off with a BBJ, and I joyously erupted in her mouth. Another 110 Euros spent, but well worth it.

The next couple hours I sat on a couch facing the bar admiring the women's figures as they walked to and fro. I kept being approached for sessions but I wasn't sure if I could come again so I declined them all. By 9:00 I was debating whether I should just go back to the hotel when I saw this one brunette walking about with blue leg warmers. Something about her intrigued me, so I followed her to the wellness area and made introductions. Her name was Shaz, she's 21 and from Romania, with a nice body and natural B cups. She also spoke decent English, and unlike the other girls she seemed willing to talk instead of just immediately rushing to a room, so I spent some time chatting with her on the lounge chair. She was patient and friendly, and after awhile I started to feel a stir again and asked her to a room. Inside was a real GFE, Shaz knew I was going to need some time so took things slowly, first with DFK, a slow BBJ, then slipped on a cover and began riding me. We switched between a number of positions before I asked her to finish be off with another BBJ. 60 Euros total, a bargain and the perfect end cap to the night.

After many visits to Palace and Oase I had my maiden voyage to Artemis last Friday night. Loved it, with a couple of caveats.

Stayed at the Ibis Messe Nord (thanks Angus for all your logistical information). Could easily walk from there to Artemis and back through a well lit tunnel under the ICC section of the Messe. Good Argentinian restaurant next to Ibis.

Arrived about 17:00 and stayed until just after midnight. First impression of Artemis was that it seemed smaller than I had expected and smaller than Palace. This is a deception, however, because of the multiple floors at Artemis. The talent lineup was comparable, with a slight edge to Artemis (perhaps because it was Friday versus my Wednesday visit to Palace later that week). But all in all a very classy place with a very classy group of folks.

Had done my research and was on the lookout for Ella and Jenna. While surveying the layout I spotted somebody whom I was sure was Ella in the downstairs pool area. My mongering experience has taught me that when you see somebody you like, grab her when you can, may not get another chance. I didn't let on, of course, that I knew her reputation, and let her approach me with her "I am Russian, dahlink" routine and a big smile. Agreed to go to the back row of the kino to get better acquainted. Started with a very nice, sloppy BJ with plenty of eye contact. She has been around a bit, but I didn't think of her at all as old, just experienced and the experience showed. Followed with doggie and mish and then I asked if she would lile a facial finish."Of course, dahlink" she said, with a reminder that this would be an extra 50 Euro. Took it like a champ, being careful not to get it in her eyes or hair. But provided a full view as it drobbled down her chin adn then broke into a wide smile before wiping. Well worth the 110 price tag and would definitely repeat.

Met up with Kimino who introduced me to Charlie123. Great guys. Went out for dinner at a Turkish restaurant and traded stories about the hobby, ISG and life in general. Bakc to Artemis which had become much more crowded by then (maybe 21:00) and much more smokey in the upstairs lounge. This really bothered my sinuses and I had to retreat to the downstairs non smoking area from time to time to resurrect myself. Unfortunately most of the girls were upstairs. Also found that there was a problem because Artemis is so cut up into sections and rooms. Lots of guys on the stairs for some reason. There would be a real traffic jam whenever some big bloke decided to chat up a girl or two in the doorwayor on the stairwell.

Was on the lookout for Jenna. Spotted her a few times. Nice bolt-ons, soft, curvey figure, million- dollar smile. But she was up and down those stairs faster than a nuclear powered yo-yo. She must have taken a quarter mile of dick that night alone. Always came back smiling, but I never had a chance to add my few inches to the line.

BTW, my impression was that in general the Artemis girls are less aggressive than those at Palace. Next Wednesday at Palace I wasn't there for more than half an hour when three ladies had reached under the towel to fondle the jewels. I enjoy this kind of flirting / salesmanship and have never had trouble fending off sharks. In the whole time at Artemis this never happened except when I went to the kino.

So, after after watching the magnificent parade for a while in the upstairs lounge, headed back down for some fresh air and sat down in the front row of the kino. Fended off two ladies but relented when approached by Sabina, a tall, dark haired gal with fake DDs and a bit of an overbite. Said she was from Uruguay and had been there only a few days. Never boinked an Uruguaian before, so took the chance. She was great in the kino, nice BJ with plenty of eye contact. But then went to the rooms nearby and she wanted extra for kissing, deep throat and just about everything else. I declined and banged her doggie until the end. Another 60 Euro to add Uruguay to the map.

Back upstairs things had gotten even more crowded and smokey. Also the music was much louder than at Palace so found it hard to hear the conversation with my ISG buddies.

After a while back down and ran into Monique, with shoulder length blonde hair, and braces on her teeth, from Poland. We chatted a bit and headed for the downstairs kino, which was packed like a barrel of wriggling, freshly caught sardines. Every time the cry "zimmer frei" would ring out there would be a scramble to the room and a rearrangement of the sardines. After a few minutes I suggested we take a rain check and Monique cheerfully agreed. I like this versus the ladies who want to hang on for dear life as soon as they hook a live one.

Sure enough about 45 minutes later I was upstairs and Monique comes sashaying along. We found an open couch in the upstairs kino (sheltered a bit from the smoke) and she delivered a first rate service. Started with wet BJ with plenty of eye contact, cowgirl and doggie. Then she gently asked if I would lke to CIM reminding me it would be extra. I said sure and she proceded with a great, soft but vigorous BJ ending up with a CIM. SAhe straightened up, looked me in the eye and cheerfully swallowed, then smiling and licking her lips. Must hav ebeen a good sight for the guys in the back of the kino. I know I certainly enjoyed it. Paid the 110 Euro and was happy to do it. Would definitely repeat.

Was jet lagged and having trouble with the smoke so called it a night. Couple of days later off to Dusseldorf to sample the NRW partytreff scene and on to Palace on Wednesday. Will file reports in the appropriate sections.

[QUOTE=Customx;1145334]Had done my research and was on the lookout for Ella and Jenna. While surveying the layout I spotted somebody whom I was sure was Ella in the downstairs pool area. My mongering experience has taught me that when you see somebody you like, grab her when you can, may not get another chance. I didn't let on, of course, that I knew her reputation, and let her approach me with her "I am Russian, dahlink" routine and a big smile. Agreed to go to the back row of the kino to get better acquainted. Started with a very nice, sloppy BJ with plenty of eye contact. She has been around a bit, but I didn't think of her at all as old, just experienced and the experience showed. Followed with doggie and mish and then I asked if she would lile a facial finish."Of course, dahlink" she said, with a reminder that this would be an extra 50 Euro. Took it like a champ, being careful not to get it in her eyes or hair. But provided a full view as it drobbled down her chin adn then broke into a wide smile before wiping. Well worth the 110 price tag and would definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]Good report Customx, Thanks and I wish I could have been there.

Ella is a great ride as you found out first hand. Funnily enough she is one lady with whom I would actually discuss her reports. She knows about the forum and her reputation here and has no problem with it. I think she has been around long enough to know that it works in her favor.

AM

[QUOTE=Customx;1145334]... Sabina, a tall, dark haired gal with fake DDs and a bit of an overbite. Said she was from Uruguay and had been there only a few days. Never boinked an Uruguaian before, so took the chance. She was great in the kino, nice BJ with plenty of eye contact. But then went to the rooms nearby and she wanted extra for kissing, deep throat and just about everything else. I declined and banged her doggie until the end. Another 60 Euro to add Uruguay to the map.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you had a good time.

Sabina needs to go back to orientation. There are defined extras, other things she either does or does not. No propina!

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1144983]Read the forum. This very question was answered abouta week back.

AM[/QUOTE]Sorry Angus. It was not my intention to annoy you.

The earlier question which was answered about a week ago concerned the lineup on Good Friday and the following Saturday. I was asking about the lineup one weekend earlier than that.

The thing is. I was at Artemis on Good Friday and the following Saturday last year, and I was quite disappointed about the lineup. Place was almost dead. So that was why I was worried. Alhough Connie was there last year, which compensated somewhat for the lacking lineup.

Anyway. I was at artemis this evening, and I was absolutely satisfied about the lineup. Lots of hotties. I will definately be there tomorrow as well. I will try to get the time to write some reports as well.