Ciudad Juarez

[quote=robert 123]i agree. threatening to file a complaint on them, would probably just [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] them off, so they would come back to you with some bogus charge that they saw you pissing in the street, trying to break into a car, etc, and you are now going to jail. they would probably grin at you, and ask you who you think is going to win on this one? i'll bet my money that the cops will win, you lose, and if you really want to play hardball with them, you end up in jail. and they'll still get your money, which is what they want in the first place.[/quote]


well said.

i got caught speeding yesterday. i don't know who the fu_k goes 30 k/ph here(posted speed limit; residential street) without getting run over. respectfully negotiated with the guy for about 10 minutes and told him $20.00 or take me to jail. a good bluff on my part as i was already late for an appointment with one of my weekly mp girls. hence, the speeding. this is the third time i have used this tactic without a problem. they just want the money and not to be disrespected. respect is a big thing here in mexico. also, by having to take you to jail they lose time, valuable time they can spend more productively by accepting more bribes.

this ticket would have probably cost me $100+ in the states and increased my insurance premiums. like a lot of things here in mx, $20.00 was a relative bargain.

[QUOTE=Coyote79]well, I don't know.

The place I went to did seem remodeled. . .and all the rooms were upstairs. . .(but no cat on the window. All the cats were inside ;-)

But Jackcube1 post said it was his first time in J-town, and he went to Felina.[/QUOTE]

Re-reading your other post, sounds like maybe you went to the old Corpus, it has changed names, you enter ground level and take girls upstairs to the rooms.

Felinas is just down the street on corner, on second level of a 2 story building, go upstairs to enter.

[quote]i got caught speeding yesterday[/quote]i have been caught speeding plenty of times in juarez, probably over 20 times and hardly ever pay the cop any money. knowing that i am in j-town and cops will pull you over for any reason i usually keep most of my money in center console until i leave my car. when i get pulled over they usually go through the same routine. my plates are from texas and they arent gonna though you in jail for speeding. if you speak spanish well and show them that you have no money when they eventually ask you for some, they will issue you a ticket and take one of your license plates. they will tell you that you can pick up the license plate at the police station and they only take 1 plate. i usually let them take the plate, so thats 2 stops before i have no plates then go to the dmv and ask for replacement plates. the replacement plates cost me 5$ last time i got them and i was in and out in about 7 mins at the dmv on lee travino south of i-10.

fuck the policia. ! lol

[quote=butt munchu]i have been caught speeding plenty of times in juarez, probably over 20 times and hardly ever pay the cop any money. knowing that i am in j-town and cops will pull you over for any reason i usually keep most of my money in center console until i leave my car. when i get pulled over they usually go through the same routine. my plates are from texas and they arent gonna though you in jail for speeding. if you speak spanish well and show them that you have no money when they eventually ask you for some, they will issue you a ticket and take one of your license plates. they will tell you that you can pick up the license plate at the police station and they only take 1 plate. i usually let them take the plate, so thats 2 stops before i have no plates then go to the dmv and ask for replacement plates. the replacement plates cost me 5$ last time i got them and i was in and out in about 7 mins at the dmv on lee travino south of i-10.

fuck the policia. ! lol[/quote]
a speeding ticket costs about $10 to get your plate back, so that's what i'll offer the cop. best use of my time and money.

[quote=clydesdale]a speeding ticket costs about $10 to get your plate back, so that's what i'll offer the cop. best use of my time and money.[/quote]


i have heard of this tactic before but i currently only have one plate. i live here in mx and do not plan on going back to the u.s. for a stupid replacement plate. that, and i was really in a hurry to fu_k my mp regular and had just recently popped a maxifort(viagra).

standing on a steet corner with a visible hard-on negotiating with a mx police officer was a little awkward for me.

looking back on it, i probably could have gotten away with just paying $10.00. but at the time, my raging hard-on just didn't give a fu_k.

I got stopped on the US side and questioned on thursday 10am never saw that before btw it was the free bridge is that the new thing now or what. Also had the time of my life at Anali, there was a new girl Lisette very nice looking, but I went with Daisy.

I was stopped leaving the US last night on way to Luxxor. They wanted a Passport and asked me if was was taking $ 10, 000 into Mexico, when I said no, then the officer asked when I thought I might be taking $ 10, 000 into Mexico. I can't beleive they actually use our tax money to pay these clowns. Things got alot worse once at the Luxxor. Paid for the chica, she got pissed at Soraya and Stuart and quit, this was after I paid for her. Left being told I could get a credit the next time but no offer of the return of my money.

Hit Silueta yesterday.

Was told they had an armed robbery Wednesday--Five guys with guns took all the girls' stuff.

I'm still going there though--this could happen anywhere.

Also I know three people personally who have had friends or loved ones killed in J-town this summer. And I don't know a lot of people.

There's a new Eduardo's on Vicente Guerrero, a couple blocks past Peru, on the right. The girls have that chola look like the other one, but it's more low key. There were a few fine ones there. The place has a pool table, and they said they're adding another one. It has 2 dance stages, but only one was being used.

In between beers I finally got a chance to scout out Genesis and Anali. My friend was driving and we turned onto Fernando Montes De Oca and drove into the parking lot that sits between Genesis and Anali. First, went into Anali following a kind of a serpentine path through the very clean rooms to the lineup. 5 girls in dresses including the famous Daisy who does have a rocking body. One other girl, I didn't get her name, but she was hot! Daisy followed me out after I checked out the lineup was very nice and friendly. Did the same deal at Genesis and checked out the lineup. Chunky girls, but still pretty not too fat. Clean comfortable message rooms. Didn't ask about the price as you guys have confirmed over and over what that is. Staff at Genesis were nice and friendly and some English was spoken. Given how easy it is to get to either driving, walking, or taking the bus or taxi I would recommend everyone check it out. Genesis is open Sundays until around 4 PM.

Last week I was looking for apartments around J-town, and I struck-up a conversation with this apartment manager who told me about his wife working at a restaurant across the street.

I frequent this restaurant. So I told his wife ‘hey, I met your husband, Jorge. He’s the apartment manager, right?’

She didn’t know much English, so that was the extent of our conversation.

Today I come out of this restaurant, and Jorge confronts me. He’s on the phone to with the police. He’s asking for my first and last name so he can tell the police. He tells me his wife told him I was making a move on her (she called him when I entered the restaurant).

He says she doesn't like anyone talking to her at work. He reminds me, “this is Juarez”

This is Juarez. Avoid talking to people.

BTW he told his wife makes $40 a week working full-time.
I did feel bad for her. Now I think she's overpaid.

[QUOTE=Coyote79]Last week I was looking for apartments around J-town, and I struck-up a conversation with this apartment manager who told me about his wife working at a restaurant across the street.

I frequent this restaurant. So I told his wife ‘hey, I met your husband, Jorge. He’s the apartment manager, right?’

She didn’t know much English, so that was the extent of our conversation.

Today I come out of this restaurant, and Jorge confronts me. He’s on the phone to with the police. He’s asking for my first and last name so he can tell the police. He tells me his wife told him I was making a move on her (she called him when I entered the restaurant).

He says she doesn't like anyone talking to her at work. He reminds me, “this is Juarez”

This is Juarez. Avoid talking to people.

BTW he told his wife makes $40 a week working full-time.
I did feel bad for her. Now I think she's overpaid.[/QUOTE]


FWIW, an inordinate amount of Mexican Nationals beat their wives and dominate them by instilling fear into them. Incidentally, the MP girls that I see on a weekly basis all tell me that between 20-25 percent of these Mexican Nationals that frequent the MP's have between two and three-inch dicks when fully erect. Furthermore, a good 40 percent have premature ejaculation problems(under 5 minutes). These exact, same identical numbers coming from no less than six girls(when having small talk) I have conversed with including a non-pro GF.

Sounds like Jorge might just fit this description.

Think about. A two-inch dick coupled with a two-minute fu_k. There is no doubt that I would also be real protective of my wife if I suffered from those certain inadequacies.

As for Jorge asking for your name, if you truly felt that he was an ordinary Juarez citizen and not tied into LE or the drug cartel and you possessed valid tourista paperwork, I would have told him my first name is Fuck, my middle name is You and my last name is Pendejo.


Fuck You, Pendejo.

[QUOTE=Precocious One]
As for Jorge asking for your name, if you truly felt that he was an ordinary Juarez citizen and not tied into LE or the drug cartel and you possessed valid tourista paperwork, I would have told him my first name is Fuck, my middle name is You and my last name is Pendejo.


Fuck You, Pendejo.[/QUOTE]
yes, it's an appropriate name. Thanks for the support.

I was going to go back to complain to the management of the restaurant, but we all know that's not a good idea.

[QUOTE=Coyote79]yes, it's an appropriate name. Thanks for the support.

I was going to go back to complain to the management of the restaurant, but we all know that's not a good idea.[/QUOTE]

I would lay even money, actually I would give odds, that the management of the restaurant hates this guy as well.

I'm in El Paso for two days and want to walk over to Jaurez and get a young lady.

Any one tell me the best place to cross and the best bar to go to.

I don't know the area.

Thanks for any help you can give.