No, no, seriously, this time, there WILL be cum
part 2, this one's about the naughty bits. syzygies, i take your impatience as praise, and i assume we're good now.
[b]the gentle walk back[/b]
as we walk out, she slowly hooks her hand into the crook of my arm as we walk and starts yattering. it was actually kind of endearing, the way she warmed up to me so quickly. she started telling me about why she did not want lt today (i guess this pisses people off?). turns out her mama and papa arrived from surin that very evening at 9pm, and she had picked them up from the bus station, and needed to get back so that she could sleep for a while and then spend quality time with her parents. yeah, whatever. she also explained that's why she was dressed so conservatively. usually she wears sexy clothing, but today it was jeans and a plain shirt. honestly, i *far* prefer the dressed down look than an over-the-top hooker outfit. but this new information suggested that maybe, just maybe, her legs will be worth some attention tonight.
[b]the hustle[/b]
so we walk up soi 11 into aloft hotel. the walk of shame is noticeable here, but at that time, and with our profile, literally nobody even looked up at us. so we breezed through the lobby, chatting away, and up into the room. we walked in and she plunked herself down and we chatted for a good 20 minutes. she showed me the food her parents brought for her from surin which she had to carry with her all night. sausages. yeah, her parents brought her sausages from surin. thanks mom, thanks dad.
but then the second clue arrived. she told me about how she has to send money to her parents every month. uh-oh, i was being worked. 20, 000b per month is what she sends, she has to support five people, and it is a lot of responsibility. as she lectured to me, i let my mind wander because i've heard this old story so many times, it just bores me to sleep. as i descended utter distraction, my eye looked at her right hand clutching an iphone 4s and vaguely wondered how mama and papa had to deprive themselves so she could get that phone. i felt my under-bite come out a little, and my brow lower a little, and in my head i started making slingblade-style agreement sounds, mmmmm-hm. i want me some of dem french fried pataters. mmmm-hm. i reckon i'm going to have to get used to looking at pretty people. mmm-hm.
and after a few minutes, there was silence from her, and i was shaken out of my fantasy slingblade, and i thought 'oh, are you done? '
she sensed my distraction, and said to me 'no shower today, ok ka? ' to which i said 'mmmmm-hm'. she did not get it (why would she?) , and so i said something a little more polite than 'fuck no', and i jumped into the shower. this was clue #3. so i showered as she watched, and then she peed, and then she actually showered, so i don't know what that was about. i suspect she wanted to yank little kumbu quickly and hit the road.
[b]preliminaries[/b]
so anyway, she showered and came out all nice and clean, and we chatted a little. i make it sound like it was a terrible beginning here, but actually we had some really good rapport going. she was pretty as ever even in regular light, although her skin was far paler than i thought. she told me that she thought i was indian, and i said no, american. she said that i don't look like them, and i said i [b]am[/b] them. she said i looked like a mix of indian and chinese, and i said i am neither of those, but i hear that a lot. as we had this conversation, we were slowly working our way past the washing up phase and into the getting nekkid phase.
she finally dropped all her clothes and holy muther fucker, her ass was a sight for sore eyes. my eyeballs popped, and little kumbu boinged to attention almost instantly, nearly popping a blood vessel or two along the way. i muttered something about this demi paradise, but it petered off into drivel very quickly. she laid down on her back under the sheets and i lay down next to her on my side, facing her, and we chatted a little more in the dimmed light. it was kind of intimate and warm, and despite her professional demeanor, she was actually a sweet girl.
turns out she is 30 years old, although even knowing that, she did not look a day over 26, her face was young, and her body was smoking hot. i mean, she was tight as a button in all places. her breasts were indeed small, not even a palmful of flesh was to be had. her back and waist were tight as you can imagine, like silk sheets stretched across the bed of a five star hotel. her hips were wide and delicious, and that's all i could see at that point. her pussy was slightly trimmed, and she smelled oh so fucking scrumptious.
[b]may i kiss you? not your lips, but, umm[/b].
i don't typically do dfk, so i tried to avoid it here too. she was not disturbed by this in the slightest. instead, i started kissing her neck and shoulders, and my plan was to work my way down to her pussy. but instead, a few moments after i started in her neck, she gently turned over and offered me the back of her neck. ok, i guess she prefers it there. so i kissed and whispered and licked the tender areas around behind her ears and the nape of her neck. she then turned over entirely and offered me the entirety of her back.
there's something wildly delightful about a woman who voluntarily offers you her back, isn't there? i mean, no messing about, from the outset this says 'here, i know this is what you want, you go for it boy. ' i resisted the temptation to go right down into the glutes, even though little kumbu's shrill screams could be heard even down on the soi below. i gently and methodically kissed her shoulders and back, working my way left, then right, in one-inch increments, all the way down the back. when i got to the top of her ass cheeks, i stopped, and slowly licked her spine all the way back up to the base of her hairline. she gasped ever so slightly. i did the same all the way down, and this time i 'inadvertently' let my tongue slip slightly into her butt crack. she did not resist.
but rather than plunge right into the butt hole, i played it coy just a little. i stopped, sat up, and took a look at her ass. first, the overall shape was spectacular. her hips were large and round, very un-thai like. her waist was extremely thin, and so the combined effect of super thin waist and large, flared hips was rather mesmerizing. i would say that on the completely subjective, and utterly unreliable kumbumeter, her ass was a solid 7. it's hard to get too high on the kumbumeter, which has a little bit of an exponential scale, so 7 on the kumbumeter is like a 7 on the richter scale. it'll move some serious earth.
i put my hands around the edge of her hips and caressed them, outlined them, and ingrained them into my memory. i cupped her hips like this for a good 20 seconds, before succumbing to the desire to use my mouth. so i started at the top of the hips, that ridge just above the ass, and kissed her laterally. i kissed my way, in one-inch squares as before, around the edge of her ass, deliberately avoiding the plump, juicy fleshy areas. it was like i was tracing the hour-glass with my lips, and i was enjoying every sumptuous square-inch of this experience.
i eventually started to make my way into the hinterland, and as i did, the going got harder and harder (pun intended). her flesh was soft but firm, and i gobbled it up like it was candy. i mean, at one point my mouth was full of ass flesh, both my hands were full of ass flesh, and i think some ass flesh went into my nose too. she was good about it: no over the top oohs or aahs, but at the same time, not dead like a piece of butchered meat. she was gently guiding me, showing me what works and what doesn't and letting me have my way with her ass.
doh! just then, i remembered my mission. before this goes any farther, i needed to make my way down to the achilles heel and try my thing. so i got up onto my knees and looked down at her, lying prone on her front, her back side entirely exposed to me. holy mother of gods, this ass was delectable. and her legs, it turns out, were reasonably good. they were not as curvy as i like. somewhat slim, but shapely and certainly well-maintained. the kumbumeter scales them at 6.
so i started at the left achilles, and with my tongue, i traced my way in a lazy zig-zag up her calf, massaging the flesh as i went along, up to the back of the knee, where i lingered for a moment, and then on to her thighs. her skin was remarkably soft, but it was hard too. i guess that's what young flesh feels like, mmm. her thighs were not as solid as i like them, but i was loving it nonetheless. i got to the crease in the bottom of her ass cheeks, and i kissed all along that crease, careful not to enter the sensitive regions. i got up to the top of the ass cheek, and then cut rightwards to traverse the dangerous mountains and ravines that lay before me. when i reached the ravine, i hopped across, again careful not to commit any kind of oral sodomy. i got to the other cheek and kissed all around the cheek again, worshiping its perfect gluteal formation. i then made my way back down the other side in a rather uneventful ending.
hmm, that did not achieve my mission. her ass is great, but her legs are not quite right. so my mission shall live to see another day. or set of legs and ass.
[b]i shall strike yea asunder[/b]
so i made my way back up, and i tried to go in for some rimming. i pushed my tongue down inside the flesh, and she oohed a little. i started rimming around the edge and was getting into it. her ass cheeks were so large that i had to physically hold the cheeks open just to get deep enough to reach the edges of her asshole. i could not actually reach all the way down into her asshole, at least not with the grip i currently had. determined to plough that field, i readjusted my stance and grip, spread my legs to get some leverage, and really pried that ass open. heave! as i thrust those cheeks asunder, she giggled a little, and i soon found out why. as soon as i pulled the ass cheeks aside, they slammed right back shut. it was like a spring-loaded door, except the spring was set too heavy. so i tried again: heave! and the damned thing slammed shut once more. this time with a slap as one cheek hit the other. that. was. the. most. beautiful. thing. i. have. ever. seen. in. my. life.
ok, once more, i pulled with all my might, flexing those deltoids and back muscles to open that beauty up, and this time on the outswing, i plunged in with my tongue wiggling and poking like a threatened snake. i landed solidly right in her asshole: splooch! but to my surprise, and lack of planning, the ass cheeks slammed shut around my cranium. i felt ass flesh engulf my ears, and it was like i was underwater all of a sudden, or like i was being smothered by a pillow.
so there i was, tongue pushed up against her asshole, and head stuck between her cheeks. what if we both died right then? would that picture have gone into the police file?
so she did not like her asshole being tongued one bit. she was fine with the rimming, but not right, square *into* the asshole, and she pulled away very quickly. ok, i can dig that. i don't like my own asshole being tongued either, so we're even.
[b] may the sexing begin! [/b]
she flipped over and asked if i have condom. i said yes, but they are american, and no lube. she had never seen that before since all condoms have lube. so she helped put it on, and then i realized, 'what if she is not actually wet? i don't have any lube, nor does she, this could be painful. ' but thankfully, she was wet, not overly so, but enough to get penetration.
dude, she was tight. i mean, it was hard going for me. and in my heightened state of sexual sensitivity, this was not going to last very long. we were in missionary position, and i do so love some doggie, but i feared that the very sight of her ass would just end things. so i decided to soldier on in missionary. as things progressed, and i hit my stride, the urge to cum receded. i started working the angles, and she started responding. we went at it for 30 strokes or so, and then she began to tense up. she arched her back for a short moment and then slumped back to the bed. was that an orgasm? not sure, i carried on.
we did this some more, and she again did this little mini-back-spasm thing, and this time i was more sure that it was an orgasm, but an odd one certainly. moments later, the dam burst its banks, and three years of repressed sexuality came exploding out of me:i grimaced, i groaned, i arched my back, my face fell into her breasts, and i moaned my pleasure and satisfaction to her. as this was happening, she wrapped her legs around me and tightened her grip on me, and she used both her hands to stroke my shoulders and neck and she kissed my cheeks and neck while i expelled the effluent along with the emotion and energy. i collapsed in a heap of sweat, cum, spittle and tears, and we lay there for a good five minutes, little kumbu quivering within her like a scared little goat hiding from the lion.
she slowly extracted me, i washed up, and then we lay for some gentle pillow talk. having just made a cross-pacific journey with no on-board sleep, and having now spent my energy and three years of pent up frustration, a nice nap sounded about right. it was just past 4am at this point, and i needed to be in to work at 9am, so i might get four hours of sleep if i can get her out of here now. thankfully she was of the same mind, but she did not know how to broach the subject. so i asked her, 'you want to go home, see your mama and papa? ' and she broke into a broad smile and lept out of bed.
i paid her 2000b, as agreed upon, by putting it discretely into her bag (while she was watching, of course). we said our goodbyes, and i collapsed into bed. i had my phone was next to the bed and it showed an email notification. i checked, and the good people at work had rescheduled everything to help me recover from my, umm, flight. good people they are. that meant i could sleep until 2pm tomorrow. luxury. so i went to sleep, happy, satisfied, and exhausted. wonderful.
at 8:03am, my eyes inexplicably opened. was this jet lag? or was a 10am tryst at mango massage calling?
Kudos to Kumbu for His Most Excellent Reports!
All credit for Kumbu's A-1, superfine reportage. It's nice to read something that captures the ground truth. His command of basic English composition is a nice contrast to the semi-literate crap posted by so many others, and his literary flourishes are a nice added bonus. Many thanks for taking the time to post good sir!
[QUOTE=Kumbu]I noticed a gorgeous girl wearing a skin tight red dress. She had boobs sticking out, perhaps with a push up bra, but even then, they were substantial. And she had a very shapely butt. Also, she was tall and elegant, and I liked that a lot. But really, I am a sucker for red, skin-tight one-piece dresses.[/QUOTE]Then Mr. Kumbu will no doubt enjoy this short video clip:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDUie-qErw0[/url]
Looking forward to his future efforts.
Bunky
