Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Kumbu; 1456750]

A flash of bright white light engulfed me.....
No, it turns out Leggy was fucking tearing little Kumbu to shreds with her goddawful BBBJ. I am fucking not kidding guys, this was without a doubt the worst attempt at a BBBJ I have [b][u]EVER[/b][/u] Had. It hurt so bad I could not last more than 5 seconds, and I later found out that she literally tore my skin. I mean, she fucking ripped my dick with her attempted BBBJ. How the HELL does that happen?

Well, first, there were the teeth, oh the teeth (can you hear my sobbing?). I guess she thought teeth on dick feels really good. No, the tooth-on-dick action was definitely not appreciated. She obviously does not have one (a dick, I mean) , nor has she ever had one, so she has no clue what one feels like. And obviously no one has ever taken the time to educate her not to dig your teeth into the base of the penis and then drag your teeth deep into the penis all the way up the underside. And that's because, well, how do you tell someone that their BBBJ was the worst fucking experience of your entire life? You can't, so you just gently but quickly pry her head as far away from your sensitive regions as you can and try to mend your wounds.[/QUOTE]Master Kumbu,

We are so happy that you escaped this event.

Strange that a location like climax has such poorly trained souls who have graduated to their late thirties without even knowing the basics.

Any pics to help us avoid a mistaken encounter?

[QUOTE=CorporateMalaya;1456875]Any pics to help us avoid a mistaken encounter?[/QUOTE]Sorry CM, I stopped taking pictures a while ago: too much risk for me. I'm not good enough about preventing them from inadvertently spreading all over the place, and who knows when one will pop up (eg, I have multiple google accounts, and google + synched to auto-update pictures from my phone for some of those accounts, but I can't keep track of which).

However, here is as detailed a description of the girl as I can muster. Her name is Mani, around 5'4", big legs, big ass, redish hair, cut short (like a mini-bob) , with a sharp nose. She has a tattoo on her right thigh, just above the skirt line. It is of some guy pulling stuff from between his legs and throwing them somewhere. When I saw this I laughed out loud, and she got pissed off because it is apparently very sacred to her.

She hangs out in Climax towards the back typically, on the side of the toilets (at one of those tables on that side). She usually tries to get a table right next to the walkway (each time I have seen her, she was at the second from last table, so this may be her table). As I said, she hangs out with a skinny model type, so if you see this Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill couple, I would proceed with caution.

I'm not sure you want to avoid her. I mean, as you will see, I did repeat with her a couple of nights later, but you just need to know what to avoid (like the penis ripping).

[QUOTE=Sir Lancelot; 1456645]Streetwalker7: "No way is there gorgeous beauties filling the stage close to closing"

Streetwalker7 (three days later) : "I'm only patronize R4 during prime-time hours. 9-11pm"

It's not like you to have strong opinions on things you freely admit you know nothing about! It reminds me of the Harold classic:

Streetwalker7: "Pattaya is full of ugly girls. I've never been though"

Ps. I can't quote you directly and I won't see your reply as you're on my 'ignore list'. Strangely I didn't put you on it, it must be some kind of guardian angel looking over me. Thank you guardian angel.[/QUOTE]Now that we know Kumbu likes girls with thick body parts its no suprise the line-up at Rainbow 4 near closing was to his liking.

[QUOTE=David_33;1456671]You know how to ask for a voltage converter in Thai? That's very impressive.[/QUOTE]Well. One has to have be able to discuss topics with the girls, hasn't he? LOL

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1456813]LOL. I speak Thai but even I had to look that one up in the Dictionary. Doesn't come up in normal conversation.

Khreuuang (F). Machine or device.

Bplaaeng (M). To change, alter, adjust something.

&8203; fai (M). Fire, electricity, electric light[/QUOTE]Thank you. I'll add this to my spreadsheet with Thai words add phrases.

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1456927]Well. One has to have be able to discuss topics with the girls, hasn't he? LOL[/QUOTE]Many guys are looking for intelligent girls to have a great conversation. For me, mongering is more about sex, and great and intelligent conversation is not one of my major requirements. It's only when you are going to spend days with a girl, that communication really matters much. My GF of several years on and off, doesn't really speak any English, unless she has had a few drinks (LOL). If she gets annoyed with me, she may even switch to Issan dialect even though I don't follow that too well. An ex GF, when angry would speak plain Thai, but at high pace and I would really struggle to keep up.

All girls expect me to understand Thai perfectly, as they always would cite that I have had several Thai GFs and ought to know Thai pretty well by now, after 20 years.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1457020]Many guys are looking for intelligent girls to have a great conversation. For me, mongering is more about sex, and great and intelligent conversation is not one of my major requirements. It's only when you are going to spend days with a girl, that communication really matters much. My GF of several years on and off, doesn't really speak any English, unless she has had a few drinks (LOL). If she gets annoyed with me, she may even switch to Issan dialect even though I don't follow that too well. An ex GF, when angry would speak plain Thai, but at high pace and I would really struggle to keep up.

All girls expect me to understand Thai perfectly, as they always would cite that I have had several Thai GFs and ought to know Thai pretty well by now, after 20 years.[/QUOTE]Can you cite statistics of how many of us are looking for intelligent girls for great conversation. The exception being goatscrot.

Most of us speak Thai like shit and vice versa with the girls per English.

I am by far an expert and does not have all the answers but I will regarding to Climax "brag" a little of myself as in Bangkok this is the club I by far have visited the most. To be modest lets say I have visit Climax 150 times tha last 5 years as I travel in and out of Bangkok easily 10. 20 times a year and have 2 to 5 visits to Climax per stay. I have never ever heard of such you describe and girls getting commision. I can of course have missed out on it or they have started with this new deal since my last visit the 3 of August. I have never had girl or girls (and it starts to become a big bunch of girls if we add them up, hehe) at my table pushing me to buy me drinks. I agree some of the staff vendouring chips, peanuts etc can be irritating but I just tell the floor manager to get rid of them and leave me alone (I usualy give manager 1K in tip as he also sometimes picks girls to me if I am lazy and so far he allways comes back with a 3 holer. Great guy). I allways take the bottleservice for 1 or 2 bottles and sometimes even bring the girl for the night friends over to my table as it puts her in bright shining light and glues the aftercomming sexact in a positive direction.

I am pretty sure I have noticed your girl as you describe her. Even if she is a tad to fullbodied to my liking I have allways coinsidered her to be a nice fuck. The BJ I have never speculated and I guess I never will after reading your reports, hehe.

So next time hook up with the manager (nice fellow wearing black blazer) and ask him what is the deal these days. Say hello to him from pilotskogis.

But as a second thought these days I feel pretty much my time is up in Climax as my face is fairly known amongst the girls frequents Climax often. I like the fresh faces best and the old ones (some of them I have ofcourse besexed) don't like competition one bit. This creates often some dramas as freelancegirls are also jelous / businessminded. I have been kicked, spat at and slapped because I will not redo a girl. I guess this is just a part of the game. I will start doing BASH and Levels more next visit in a couple of weeks as they have a promising clientel girlwice.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1457020]Many guys are looking for intelligent girls to have a great conversation. For me, mongering is more about sex, and great and intelligent conversation is not one of my major requirements. It's only when you are going to spend days with a girl, that communication really matters much. My GF of several years on and off, doesn't really speak any English, unless she has had a few drinks (LOL). If she gets annoyed with me, she may even switch to Issan dialect even though I don't follow that too well. An ex GF, when angry would speak plain Thai, but at high pace and I would really struggle to keep up.

All girls expect me to understand Thai perfectly, as they always would cite that I have had several Thai GFs and ought to know Thai pretty well by now, after 20 years.[/QUOTE]Of course I was a bit kidding and I agree, even if we don't need to sort the world topics, a minimum degree of English can help even in the ST. Especially if one takes a girl from a bar and checks the chemistry before.

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I guess I should give Climax a fair shot again, but my one and only experience was a bad one. (albeit 2 years ago or so) I chose a light skinned gal, had somewhat of a Lucy Leiu look to her. Once I started pounding away, her pussy smelled like the Klong Toey fish market LOL. Just to finish the deed, I had to close my eyes and think of the scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont high where Phoebe Cates is topless

Ah, and the same night I conversed with a gal next to me, got no vibe from her, so I ceased communication, no use in beating a dead horse and she wasn't all that in the first place. Next thing you know a server comes round with a Heineken and she points to me to pick up the tab. Of course I tell that silly beeeyatch she need to step off, no way was I paying for her beer.

Right or wrong, I came to the conclusion Climax was full of money grubbers and girls with the Mary Rotten Crotch syndrome

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano; 1457166]I guess I should give Climax a fair shot again, but my one and only experience was a bad one.

Right or wrong, I came to the conclusion Climax was full of money grubbers and girls with the Mary Rotten Crotch syndrome[/QUOTE]Speaking of venues full of money grubbers with rotten pussies, has anyone been to the new and improved Nana Disco? I believe it's been open for 2+ weeks now.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1457174]Speaking of venues full of money grubbers with rotten pussies, has anyone been to the new and improved Nana Disco? I believe it's been open for 2+ weeks now.[/QUOTE]Maybe thats where all the hott Rainbow girls are now.

Friday night all Rainbows full were of horny men. I actually saw some barfining too.

I saw what looked like auditions for new Angelwitch 2 going on. Is it possible for a girl to fail an audition. LOL. Must be getting ready to open. I don't like it. Got enough bars as it is.

Arrived on Thursday night (1am) , but rather than venture out half-dead (24 hours of travel time plus a 13 hour time-zone difference takes a lot out of a guy) , I waited until Friday evening to start the fun. *I hit Nana at about 8pm; everything was already in full swing and Rainbow 2 was a calling. *Not too crowded when I entered, mostly Asian customers (Korean and Japanese). A generally amicable group, though I didn't chat any of them up. *The lineup was, well, rather impressive. *Yes. I am coming from the US, and I absolutely adore Asian girls, so I'm a bit biased. But I read this forum regularly and find many guys complaining about the quality / attractiveness of the girls in the bars (in Thailand and elsewhere). *If you couldn't find at least two girls in Rainbow 2 this night that you thought were attractive. Well, why even bother going to Nana? *Or Bangkok for that matter? *The girls looked good. *If you watch adult films (and I am guessing many readers of this forum do). Think Kat or Keeani Lei. I definitely saw some similarities. *One girl in particular. Probably the skinniest one there. Caught my eye. *I smiled at her, she smiled back. The usual routine. I invited her over for a drink and we chatted. Reasonably good English, playful, didn't mind my wandering hands. *After two tequila shots she asks if I will buy her sister, who also works in the bar a drink. *I figure sure, why the hell not. *Her sister is a few years older and certainly attractive. *Not at all over weight, but compared to her anorexic-hot sister looks a bit pudgy. * (It's like putting me next to a Black guy. I look extra white. Everything is relative). Anyway, it's very obvious that I want to bar fine skinny sister. And she's more than interested. *She then asks if I can release her sister for the evening as well. *Again, I'm not overly interested in sister, and I make it clear I'm looking to bring skinny home with me. *No problem, she says. We'll hear some live music, have some drinks, then you go home with skinny sister. *I'm kind of feeling the bait and switch here, but I decide to go with it. *True to their word, there's drinking, and live music, and fun is had by all. *Now we hadn't discussed short time or long time, or even compensation rates at this point, but it's time to go back to the room. *Skinny wants her sister to come with her and this is where I figure I'm going to get the old switcheroo. *But, long story short. Skinny stays for a few hours, and when she's ready to go, sister picks up where she left off, stays the night and makes my morning a very pleasant one. *Compensation was at my discretion and I kept with the prevailing rates. Nothing extraordinary. * (Full disclosure. I later found out they're half-sisters; different fathers). *Let's see what Night Two has in store.

[QUOTE=Streetwalker7; 1457023]Can you cite statistics of how many of us are looking for intelligent girls for great conversation. The exception being goatscrot.

Most of us speak Thai like shit and vice versa with the girls per English.[/QUOTE]No I don't collect stats on that. But I have read some guys talking about be bored with just fucking and wanting to meet more intelligent office girls for good quality conversation. Some guys just love to talk and need a girl to listen to them and pretend to understand. It's not me. I prefer quiet girls that don't talk too much. No yack yack yack, for me.

One fun bargirl I know, just talks too much. I would have to tell to shut up and go to sleep, as was 5AM already, and I wanted to sleep a bit early. Hence normally only take her ST. I do not mind if the girl I screw has really low intelligence. As long as she has good attitude and fun not too serious.

I actually help support one girl of seemingly low intelligence who has no English, speaks Thai not clearly (originates from mountains of Myanmar), cannot read or write, but is a very good character girl. She works but for very low pay. I do not screw her so has become more like an adopted daughter. Both her parents are dead, and other relatives are no use, so she needs some help. She is good looking so I sort of expected she would eventually get a Thai husband, but does not seem to trust Thai guys. Perhaps its best to send her to English school.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1457174]Speaking of venues full of money grubbers with rotten pussies, has anyone been to the new and improved Nana Disco? I believe it's been open for 2+ weeks now.[/QUOTE]Coincidentally, yes, on Monday night. Will post a report when I have access to my computer. I'm on my phone right now. Did not take anyone, but there was not much to choose from. Details to follow.