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[QUOTE=DMD2017;2170395]I remember Jessie's dog had a few puppies and she had to give some away. Some of the girls have dogs that look just like Lady! Isn't it Vanessa's birthday today?[/QUOTE]It does appear to be Vanessas birthday today, perhaps will give her some creamy champagne to wish her well on her B-day.
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You are going at a great time Trip, I am jealous. I want to stay longer but I must head home to my crappy country. Maybe Trump will deport me and I will cry poverty and request the German government put me up in that housing project near the train station.
[/QUOTE]I am the one green with envy! Haven't been to Aldi since December! You've probably been 4-5 times since then!
[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2170321]There is also a dog at Dietz ..... I still have not done Vanessa.[/QUOTE]I edited your post a bit above so that it makes more sense from my point of view. You are not missing much. Most of the time she wants to bang guys from across the room if possible. That's if you can get past her manly voice, which is a big turn-off for me. I suggest this dog retire.
Just an update as it differs from some other forums in the area here and ones we 'used' to have in the USA but it appears that this nice blondie is no longer a partaker of light drinks and will enjoy full flavor with you. And she does it with a smile when you pour her beverage, squeezes the can pretty tight too when you finish pouring. Great girl.
I'll also note of the four guys who did her that one of the men did not click with her, but YMMV and clicking can always vary man to man, gypsy to gypsy.
Also, anyone who does not room with the 'second coming of Bianca' aka Alizeh is missing out. Optimist are you reading? I think I found you a replacement for your Queen. Having done Bianca many times myself I think you will find this one to your liking. :D
I do not know if it is that Alice is not enforcing the ' no approach rule' (perhaps it really means they do not sit with you unsolicited although that has happened) or the fact I seem to be a fixture there but now the girls will openly ask me ' Am I next' or ' When will we fuck' or ' Are you taking me this trip' and so on. One in particular who is often quiet asks to fuck in Spanish when I walk by. I think the no approach / no solicit rule may apply to unknown guys or maybe not. Perhaps it is just a case that Alice does not give a shit and is happy to let let the inmates run the asylum not the other way around. I think Alice earned her degree sitting on couches riding cocks not from the Wharton School of Business.
Trip, you will get to fuck Alizeh, she is planning her vacation I think around mid May for two weeks. I know your MO is not to repeat but you will with her. I might even try to join you. 5 weeks is too long to wait to return and since I have to visit my sister on the east coast early May I can hop the Amtrak to NYC to JFK and fly for 800 bucks in an upgraded seat too (I refuse to fly coach on long hauls).
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I sat around with Kowboy for a while and he recommended Alizeah and said she was a great girl.
My next choice was Anna who I hear is pretty well known on the forum and she has a spectacular set of tits on her. I just wish she had more personality like Alizeah.
My final choice for the day was Neko.
.[/QUOTE]I give you high marks for your first Dietz visit. You got to fuck the best girl in the house at this time ( Alizeh) and and perhaps the second best in Morena although I have Dana up at number two ( actually might be number one, going to be a photo finish as they say in whorse racing) and you also got to experience Misses Nein Inner-Spritzing aka Neco and paid your dues. You also were able to muscle out the 300 pound German locals with bad breath who were too slow to get to Anna, great job! Glad you liked her. I am sure Anna appreciated your proper hygiene too.
And very good job on your first set of reviews. As noted by RN in the Oase thread it is helpful to remember names but for some of us grown men being dropped off in candy land banging so many in a day it is not always easy at first after a few more trips I think your will be memorizing who is who.
Job well done.
KK. As I sit here deserted my missing Bianca who has been practising elsewhere her skills of wheeling and dealing according to the Gypsy stereotype, you suggest there is another heart breaker to replace her. Woe is me LOL. A never ending supply of crazy girls. I am a lamb to the slaughter.
No news of Elena?
[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2170925]I give you high marks for your first Dietz visit. You got to fuck the best girl in the house at this time ( Alizeh) and and perhaps the second best in Morena although I have Dana up at number two ( actually might be number one, going to be a photo finish as they say in whorse racing) and you also got to experience Misses Nein Inner-Spritzing aka Neco and paid your dues. You also were able to muscle out the 300 pound German locals with bad breath who were too slow to get to Anna, great job! Glad you liked her. I am sure Anna appreciated your proper hygiene too.
And very good job on your first set of reviews. As noted by RN in the Oase thread it is helpful to remember names but for some of us grown men being dropped off in candy land banging so many in a day it is not always easy at first after a few more trips I think your will be memorizing who is who.
Job well done.[/QUOTE]Yes, I had a great time at Dietz and enjoyed my return visit yesterday, report to follow. Alizeh is a great girl and we had a great time, I highly recommend her as well.
Thanks for taking the time to hang out and show me the ropes. It was a great time and great meeting you.
[QUOTE=CpHowdy;2171285]Yes, I had a great time at Dietz and enjoyed my return visit yesterday, report to follow. Alizeh is a great girl and we had a great time, I highly recommend her as well.
Thanks for taking the time to hang out and show me the ropes. It was a great time and great meeting you.[/QUOTE]She asked for you, a few of the others did as well wanted to know where my friend was. Great meeting you too and I am sure we will cross paths on the east coast as well given you are near my family, we can go for one of those ' neighborhood rides' you tell me about! I think Optimist would like those stories by the way. Hopefully you two will cross paths at day care one day would get along great.
Your reports were very good and hopefully most of the guys enjoyed them from your various visits. I know which place you enjoyed the most :D
Enjoy scuba diving and the Thai ladies, I will not be joining the gang in Thailand anytime soon. Have a great trip.
KCQuestor, Mya still asks for you too every time!! She told me to pay for you to come.( For some reason she thinks I am wealthy) Perhaps for my December fiftieth birthday, we will see! I may just have to finance you a trip after all you got me to Day Care in the first place. My CPA gets paid plenty, perhaps she can work in a tax write off after all we are 'donating to charity' with those Gypsies!!
[QUOTE=Optimist;2171046]KK. As I sit here deserted my missing Bianca who has been practising elsewhere her skills of wheeling and dealing according to the Gypsy stereotype, you suggest there is another heart breaker to replace her. Woe is me LOL. A never ending supply of crazy girls. I am a lamb to the slaughter.
No news of Elena?[/QUOTE]Elena will be back, I think Vito may be at Dietz in the near future perhaps he can find out if not I will be back in four weeks to fill you in. Or better said maybe fill her in.
You are not alone, I am in the same boat as you with all of the Gypsies, more to follow on that in my reports once home if I can find the energy to write them, I am starting well going to be assisting a friend on a new project to keep me busy once home but will find time to squeeze them in, mainly review the new girls. We can than start the ISG ' Gypsies Anonymous' group so we can all mourn together and share our woes in a support group. I will volunteer to lead the first session.
On a happier fun note:
I must say that Jessica (who I started the trip with and ended the trip with) is just a riot. She makes enduring the boredom pains much less, just an all around fun gal in the club and the room. I really hope she sticks around. Trip, I know you have fucked her so please do so again, keep her going so she is there in four weeks. FYI after eating in the RLD last night I scouted a few things out for you, I think you will for sure find what you are looking for if you talk to enough girls going door to door. It is there. I saw plenty of girls of decent quality too.
I hate leaving Germany, since I came in way under budget I just upgraded my ticket to Delta One for the long haul home so I can have a lay flat bed and good food.
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On a happier fun note:
I must say that Jessica (who I started the trip with and ended the trip with) is just a riot. She makes enduring the boredom pains much less, just an all around fun gal in the club and the room. I really hope she sticks around. Trip, I know you have fucked her so please do so again, keep her going so she is there in four weeks.
[/QUOTE]I am a very big fan of Jessica, both inside and outside the room. I'll be sure to hand her at least 40 Euro this visit!
[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2171362]She asked for you, a few of the others did as well wanted to know where my friend was. Great meeting you too and I am sure we will cross paths on the east coast as well given you are near my family, we can go for one of those ' neighborhood rides' you tell me about! I think Optimist would like those stories by the way. Hopefully you two will cross paths at day care one day would get along great.
Your reports were very good and hopefully most of the guys enjoyed them from your various visits. I know which place you enjoyed the most :D
Enjoy scuba diving and the Thai ladies, I will not be joining the gang in Thailand anytime soon. Have a great trip.
KCQuestor, Mya still asks for you too every time!! She told me to pay for you to come.( For some reason she thinks I am wealthy) Perhaps for my December fiftieth birthday, we will see! I may just have to finance you a trip after all you got me to Day Care in the first place. My CPA gets paid plenty, perhaps she can work in a tax write off after all we are 'donating to charity' with those Gypsies!!
Elena will be back, I think Vito may be at Dietz in the near future perhaps he can find out if not I will be back in four weeks to fill you in. Or better said maybe fill her in..[/QUOTE]And again all those american guys completely out of control specially their testosterone, who are completely destroying all the German P6 scene, thanks guys to be a little bit softer on the forum knowing that many girls are reading here. You are putting some girls so high in the sky which is not good for them and obviously not for us when you will return to the US to fuck your fat woman we have to deal with the girls:
[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2171551]I am a very big fan of Jessica, both inside and outside the room. I'll be sure to hand her at least 40 Euro this visit![/QUOTE]Please do stuff her pockets and pussy full of Euros and cum or sperma as she calls it running around the club yelling all kinds of nasty things.
And please in the future if you are going to talk about Jessica please do so properly and show some manners. She's not Jessica she's " Queen Jessica ".
Have a good " trip" :D
I'm sitting in the Delta Sky lounge now and it's too hard to type on my mobile so I will write your scouting report on the other gypsies later on tonight.
[QUOTE=CpHowdy;2171285]Yes, I had a great time at Dietz and enjoyed my return visit yesterday, report to follow. Alizeh is a great girl and we had a great time, I highly recommend her as well.
Thanks for taking the time to hang out and show me the ropes. It was a great time and great meeting you.[/QUOTE]CpHowdy,
You have done yourself proud. Meeting the legendary KK and writing great reports. I thought the big draw at Dietz was AO but it sounds like you went just to experience the less than stellar atmosphere? It doesn't seem worth it for CFS?
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2171770]CpHowdy,
You have done yourself proud. Meeting the legendary KK and writing great reports. I thought the big draw at Dietz was AO but it sounds like you went just to experience the less than stellar atmosphere? It doesn't seem worth it for CFS?[/QUOTE]The big draw at Dietz is certainly AO and also price. Those are the two main draws however I would take a little further. At least in my case.
The place is an FKK by definition I guess but reality is that it is nothing short of a house of ill repute where you go to fuck and only fuck. Much of the draw at ' A Sharks' is the amenities, a place to go and relax, eat, ' all the works' and a higher optics level. Lots of guys will go to the FKKs especially locals and just chill and not fuck. Anyone who goes to Dietz is there to pound some hooker and go although some walk out. Two entirely different atmospheres although pussy is for sale at both places, that is for sure a constant.
At ' A Sharks' you still negotiate your deals. Although the mainstream clubs have ' fixed' prices such as 30 min is 50 and an hour is 60 and CIM is 50 are some examples but your total bill can have lots of YMMV in it depending on if the girl is a regular, perhaps she is broke that day and will negotiate less, many reasons for YMMV. However, no matter how you slice the pie there is a level of negotiations involved and some guys do better than others. Some guys get hosed. Either way you need to talk to each girl and work out a deal or a ' package'. At Dietzenbach toss all the above out the door, it is a 40 e /70 e fixed rate, no price variations; that includes your bareback blowjob, eating pussy and fucking them AO or CFS if one chooses. I have yet in all my visits to ever see a condom wrapper in the trash cans just balled up DNA filled paper towels.
To me the above two are also reasons I go to Dietz. I have always preferred to walk in to a brothel, fuck and leave. In the Dietz case it is different than many brothels as you can sit and hang out and fuck many. This atmosphere I love. Many are not in to it. I also like the fixed prices, what you see is what you get.
Another third reason I like Day Care is just the screwed up shit that happens. Like a load of cum falling on the floor. A dog relieving itself on the floor. Hearing a guy cum so loud and all the girls laugh. Girls throwing packs of smokes at a girl doing too much on the couch. Sitting bored to death and listening to skin on skin slapping and clients and girls talking about who is in there, what position they think they are fucking in and of course sometimes claps and cheers when the guy cums. Or in the case of Elena she walked out with her hair messed up and everyone cheered. And just two days ago I was fucking Jessica in the last cabin. Another ISG member was fucking Alizeh in the next. When Jessica and I were done we heard the slapping, she said she thought it was Alizeh so I called out my friends name. Jessica and I started asking what position they were in, she talked to Alizeh in their own language and eventually we heard Alizeh say ' shut up. ' Or when Optimist asked Bianca to fuck and she said later as she was lazy. It is just a screwed up place, very unique.
So yes, AO is the main draw however I can turn on my burner phone now and book an AO session here in Texas anytime I want. I personally go to Dietz for more than just the AO, I have also made some good friends there to name a few Optimist, Mac75, DFW Dude, Captain Howdy, Trip and if I left others out my clock says 4:20 still the batteries ironically died at that time about 32 years ago so forgive me. Same with the main FKKs, and tons of guys in this board have formed friendships in the mainstream clubs as well.
Having fucked in so many various atmospheres and places over 30 years of paying for it I can say without a doubt that Dietzenbach is the most fucked up place and the Dietzenbach family I have is also a group of fucked upped (great) people so I love the place.
As I myself and nothing short of a fuck up in life :D
I am intrigued by the reports in this thread and it would be exciting to try out the creampie club in real life. Isn't it a little bit like Russian roulette though? Any thoughts about STD's?
Agreed.The attraction for me is 100% the atmosphere. I like all the funny stuff which happens which now no longer seems to happen in most other clubs.
If you stay in the club for more than a couple of hours you get accepted as a fellow inmate and get gradually included in all the inner workings. It is great fun. Very quickly you know all the gossip, who has kids, who doesn't, who can't, and so on. And like you say, one can be in a room with a girl and there will suddenly be a conversation with people still in the main room, or one will be joined briefly by another girl just for a laugh, or will see a face peering over the top of the wall.
And there is no need to negotiate anything. No upselling.