Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Oakie;1785773]Hygienic and well staffed toilets for tourists are certainly not a priority for Dominicans.

Public toilets reflect the population at large, so NA standard facilities would be a anomaly there.

Maybe commercialize them PFP (pay fothey'd fill up with touts handing you toilet paper and demanding payment.

If you go to Sosua, don't expect the comforts of home, because you are not paying for the comforts of home.

In the old days more daring hotel guests in Mexico would be offered a "night life" tour that included at least one club/brothel stop. Maybe that's the only kind of tour Sosua would get from cruise ships. Included in the price would be condoms, rubber boots and a ticket for 2 free drinks.[/QUOTE]I have always used the ones at Merengue Bar. Tour buses may also have a loo at the back. But, no, there are no large scale public loos in Sosus. Perhaps the property formerly known as Passions would make a nice Pissoir-cum- souvenir shop, or museum of the sex industry.

[QUOTE=CharlesPooter;1785631]Well, there are some public toilets. Along the Malecon in Pto Pta for example. Some are quite decent. Each would need two attendants, one for each sex, to check and clean-up every time a Dominican used one. Finding people to do that miserable job for a few hundred pesos a week plus tips would not be difficult. There would be a queue.

But there are not enough and not in the right places where tourists want to go. I cannot recall a "public" toilet in Sosua, apart from those on the beach, and they are barely acceptable.[/QUOTE]I wish gas station toilets in the you S had attendants too. It seems like Dominicans come over in large numbers just to leave toilets unflushed, loo paper on the floor, etc.

Slept late as usual and hit Grownman up on Wassap to see if he was getting breakfast. He said meet him at Midtown hotel (formerly Don Antonio) for lunch at 11:30. After lunch we walked around but the heat made us think of other plans. Grownman was headed to the crib for an afternoon delight and nap while me and one of the boys decided to find a shady bar and girl watch. Grownman said he will be out around 3.

We head to big mommas on the beach and enjoy the show as girls on the "Sosua beach circuit"make their repeat rounds every 30 minutes. We get numbers and post up there till sunset. Presidente 100 p, Cuba libre 100 p, chicken fingers platter with fries 370 p. One girl works at the bar next to big mommas and lives in Puerta plata so we exchange numbers.

On our way walking out the beach we make nighttime plans, GM is going to lay low in some pussy till about 1 am and then hit the strip, I leave in the morning so I go pack now.

I can't figure out how I want to spend my last night in Sosua. I'm bored with the strip, and my mind is split, half of me wants some pussy and half of me say lay low and just chill. I decide to go down to Romanitas bar (in front of Europa) and see if one of these skanks hanging around catches my fancy. While sitting there the beach girl hits me on what's up. Also WRX2005 hits me and says he's stopping by, well so much for taking it easy tonight. Beach girl comes by from POP and WRX is impressed. I go to the hotel to shower and change and leave WRX to entertain the girl till I return. When I return WRX had made his play and got the friend hookup, so we have to wait for her to arrive. She arrives and WRX wasn't impressed but we brought them a few drinks till me and WRX can figure out how to abort this mission.

My options had also increased, Chica working city lights was bored and wanted me there, two girls wanted to meet in front of Rumbas, Sosua is a full green light now for me. I devise a plan with WRX and pickup my phone and walk away urgently for a conversation and walk back. I tell the girls my boys were in trouble and we had to go up to Classicos ASAP, I paid the bill, gave the girls a few pesos for publico to POP and whispered to WRX to meet me in 15 minutes at the bar across from Baileys, they would never go there. I hail a motochonco and disappear into the night. Five minutes later I'm at the bar across from Baileys having a drink thinking I was slick when the beach girl rides by on the back of a motochonco and looks directly at me. I hear my Sosua name yelled as I see the red brake light from the motochonco, damn I'm busted. I wanted to run but I hadn't paid for my drink. The look she had as she walked up on me was one I won't soon forget. Now it's time for me to do damage control so I put everything on WRX. I said" he didn't like your friend, I didn't know how to tell you, I was going to call you later" and it worked. She said I was a sweet individual for not wanting to hurt their feelings. I texted WRX and said "we" busted not just "me"to give him the heads up. He never got the message and walks up 15 minutes later and the girl is already there, he is like WTF.

To make a long story short the girl gave me the best sex this year so far, stayed till the morning and walked to the bus station with me for my exit. Here is a girl I've ditched twice before, proving to be that hidden gem I was always looking for, only in Sosua does it happen like that.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1785794]I have always used the ones at Merengue Bar. Tour buses may also have a loo at the back. But, no, there are no large scale public loos in Sosus. Perhaps the property formerly known as Passions would make a nice Pissoir-cum- souvenir shop, or museum of the sex industry.[/QUOTE]It's not all bad, there's always a place to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]. And where else is it not unusual to be offered a blow job while you're standing there.

(from a female, that is :))

[QUOTE=Frannie;1785795]I wish gas station toilets in the you S had attendants too. It seems like Dominicans come over in large numbers just to leave toilets unflushed, loo paper on the floor, etc.[/QUOTE], well unflushed toilets are like this, this country sits on a rock, Dominicans don't flush paper down the toilets because the solid waste fills up the septic systems. Also, many places water is in short supply, if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. Most every house or business has a waste basket lined with a plastic bag to dispose of the waste paper. Learning not to flush the paper down is simple. Blaming the Dominicans for practicing an age old problem is wrong. They have the septic problem figured out.

[QUOTE=RikyRapido;1786276], well unflushed toilets are like this, this country sits on a rock, Dominicans don't flush paper down the toilets because the solid waste fills up the septic systems. Also, many places water is in short supply, if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. Most every house or business has a waste basket lined with a plastic bag to dispose of the waste paper. Learning not to flush the paper down is simple. Blaming the Dominicans for practicing an age old problem is wrong. They have the septic problem figured out.[/QUOTE]Actually, I was just kidding, my point being that people including many adults not knowing how to use toilets properly seems to be a universal problem. There is a lot to be said for the toilet-paper-in-the-basket system.

[QUOTE=Doker44;1785477] Seeing hookers are big issue for your typical conservative American middle class married woman. If they see just one girl walking around or a 21 year old girl holding hands with a 70 year man that's all they are going to talk about and they will go home and write a review saying the place is infested with hookers.[/QUOTE]This middle class conservative American man seemed to have the same sentiment as well.

[URL]http://youtu.be/Dpb7w7WRpNE[/URL]

Very insightful analysis. Must watch the whole thing.

[QUOTE=MrGogo;1785983]
To make a long story short the girl gave me the best sex this year so far, stayed till the morning and walked to the bus station with me for my exit. Here is a girl I've ditched twice before, proving to be that hidden gem I was always looking for, only in Sosua does it happen like that.[/QUOTE]Hey mi amigo!

How about sharing some info on our future wife!

I will be there next month and would love to have sloppy seconds; is there an echo in here?

I promise to take good care of her, for at least one session!

Think of all the stories we will share in the old folks home, wait a damn minute, I'm already in a old folks home; Dammit!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1786562]Hey mi amigo!

How about sharing some info on our future wife!

I will be there next month and would love to have sloppy seconds; is there an echo in here?

I promise to take good care of her, for at least one session!

Think of all the stories we will share in the old folks home, wait a damn minute, I'm already in a old folks home; Dammit![/QUOTE]It will probably be sloppy thirds because another guy from this board has already made a play for her LOL. Actually she is a keeper and he is a good guy so hopefully they will make a love connection because I would love to see her happy long term. Check your email I will send you photos of her. I really hate to let her go but he lives there and can give her the attention she needs regularly.

I was in Sosua this past weekend. Saturday and Sunday. Got there from Santiago by Javilla (120 pesos) and then paid 100 pesos for two seats in the carro that leaves from Pto Pta for Sosua. Overall Metro is a better deal hence, in terms of competitive price (210 P) but mostly for comfort.

I wanted to be in Casa Valeria but they had a room free only for one night out of the two. I hence opted for Hotel Don Andres. $45 for a "studio" first floor. Very clean and spacious. The bar was nice and right outside which worked well for breakfast. There was a pool which was quite nice as the sun went down. This was a place that I found frequented only (or mostly) by the Dutch. Friendly crowd. They do check the ID.

I had a woman visit me the evening of Saturday, from Pto Pta. I had already posted a picture of hers under another thread prior to my trip (the green top) in a group of four that I was supposed to meet this trip. Speaking of this conversation of pro and non pro, I find the "non pros" often have to be guided as to what pleases you. It is certainly my experience. The flip side of the coin is that, these lasses are often extremely malleable and willing to do what pleases you.

On Sunday, during the day, I had no plan and so decided to go visit Belkis during the day. Had a massage there and a release. 40 minutes and very comfortable. As I was coming back, and it was around 3 in the afternoon, the sun was merciless, I saw a woman walking by the path where Don Andres is. I had a quick chat, invited her in. She too was from POP, 19 with a child, one common reason why many do this. This was a better experience in that the woman took the initiative and so even though she was not exactly the "haha" kind, complied to my needs very well. Paid her what I thought was appropriate with nary a question and she left.

The same night, I was eating at one of the tables, at the German place opposite the now closed "whatever" it was called (that closed place is such an eyesore now). I had pork ribs with "papas salteada". A girl sitting next with a bunch of other women and a German man, continued to smile at me. She was petite and had a sweet dark face but her smile was particularly joyful. After a while, as she gesticulated, I invited her over. She said she was from Haiti, lives in Montellano since she came over about 4 months back. She was actually able to converse in French and so it worked better as my Kreyol is zilch. She shared my food, indeed she ate most of it which worked really well as I was not particularly hungry. I then invited her to the Austrian place, for dessert. I had a cappuccino and a cigar sitting there. I had very low libido at that time and so I told her that unfortunately, I am not going to take her to my place. I paid her 200 pesos as a little compensation for her time.

Food: I enjoyed a sumptuous Schnitzel at the Austrial place the first day. The price is high here. For the 18% taxes as well. The second day, went to an Italian place next to the colmado close to Bar Bologna. The pasta was OK with a seafood sauce but in comparison to what I had in Boca Chica, it was dismal. On Monday, before I left for Santiago by Metro, I had lunch at Elefante Rosso, a dish of spaghetti. Aglio, olio, peperoncino. Again, just about OK, indeed the pasta was not al dente as I had asked for. 330 pesos with a bottle of water and 10% service charge added.

Club: the Usual places. Women out on the street and so forth. I did not have any interest in going to the crowded Classico on Saturday night. Indeed came to sit in front of the colmado, next to Rockys. A Santiaguera (white and long black hair) was sitting outside as well and so I sent her to buy a beer to share. Again, did not have any interest in taking her to hotel but in general, Sosua is what Sosua was during my last trip.

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1787498]I was in Sosua this past weekend. Saturday and Sunday. Got there from Santiago by Javilla (120 pesos) and then paid 100 pesos for two seats in the carro that leaves from Pto Pta for Sosua. Overall Metro is a better deal hence, in terms of competitive price (210 P) but mostly for comfort.

I wanted to be in Casa Valeria but they had a room free only for one night out of the two. I hence opted for Hotel Don Andres. $45 for a "studio" first floor. Very clean and spacious. The bar was nice and right outside which worked well for breakfast. There was a pool which was quite nice as the sun went down. This was a place that I found frequented only (or mostly) by the Dutch. Friendly crowd. They do check the ID.

I had a woman visit me the evening of Saturday, from Pto Pta. I had already posted a picture of hers under another thread prior to my trip (the green top) in a group of four that I was supposed to meet this trip. Speaking of this conversation of pro and non pro, I find the "non pros" often have to be guided as to what pleases you. It is certainly my experience. The flip side of the coin is that, these lasses are often extremely malleable and willing to do what pleases you.

On Sunday, during the day, I had no plan and so decided to go visit Belkis during the day. Had a massage there and a release. 40 minutes and very comfortable. As I was coming back, and it was around 3 in the afternoon, the sun was merciless, I saw a woman walking by the path where Don Andres is. I had a quick chat, invited her in. She too was from POP, 19 with a child, one common reason why many do this. This was a better experience in that the woman took the initiative and so even though she was not exactly the "haha" kind, complied to my needs very well. Paid her what I thought was appropriate with nary a question and she left.

The same night, I was eating at one of the tables, at the German place opposite the now closed "whatever" it was called (that closed place is such an eyesore now). I had pork ribs with "papas salteada". A girl sitting next with a bunch of other women and a German man, continued to smile at me. She was petite and had a sweet dark face but her smile was particularly joyful. After a while, as she gesticulated, I invited her over. She said she was from Haiti, lives in Montellano since she came over about 4 months back. She was actually able to converse in French and so it worked better as my Kreyol is zilch. She shared my food, indeed she ate most of it which worked really well as I was not particularly hungry. I then invited her to the Austrian place, for dessert. I had a cappuccino and a cigar sitting there. I had very low libido at that time and so I told her that unfortunately, I am not going to take her to my place. I paid her 200 pesos as a little compensation for her time.

Food: I enjoyed a sumptuous Schnitzel at the Austrial place the first day. The price is high here. For the 18% taxes as well. The second day, went to an Italian place next to the colmado close to Bar Bologna. The pasta was OK with a seafood sauce but in comparison to what I had in Boca Chica, it was dismal. On Monday, before I left for Santiago by Metro, I had lunch at Elefante Rosso, a dish of spaghetti. Aglio, olio, peperoncino. Again, just about OK, indeed the pasta was not al dente as I had asked for. 330 pesos with a bottle of water and 10% service charge added.

Club: the Usual places. Women out on the street and so forth. I did not have any interest in going to the crowded Classico on Saturday night. Indeed came to sit in front of the colmado, next to Rockys. A Santiaguera (white and long black hair) was sitting outside as well and so I sent her to buy a beer to share. Again, did not have any interest in taking her to hotel but in general, Sosua is what Sosua was during my last trip.[/QUOTE]Thank for the report.

We will assume you had a good time?

But what's with all the restaurant revues?, we are interested in the women We have high libidos, LOL.

Joking aside, I've done what you did, often. Used to book Valeria, and Arien and his nosy wife would often be overbooked and send me up to Don Andres for a night. Looks like he still has that relationship.

Don Andres is very quiet during the day, but you might get a regular walking by if she sees you at the bar.

That's where I was my very first afternoon in Sosua, when I went with a tall chica who offered all for 500 peso. What did I know?

I didn't notice that she was a "he" until we got into the Cali, and I begged off. I took off and went back to Don Andres bar and they were all laughing!

I still remained friends with the he / she because she was fun, polite and non threatening. Until she met a very bad end in Sosua a couple years ago.

[QUOTE=Oakie;1787629]Thank for the report.

We will assume you had a good time?

But what's with all the restaurant revues?, we are interested in the women We have high libidos, LOL.

Joking aside, I've done what you did, often. Used to book Valeria, and Arien and his nosy wife would often be overbooked and send me up to Don Andres for a night. Looks like he still has that relationship.

[/QUOTE]I chose Don Andres of my own accord, I. E. , Casa Valeria did not direct me there, even though both are Dutch owned. I never tried the place and I like quiet places, BUT, but I do not like places where they check cedula, it is offensive to my sensitivity.

LOL. Low libido Indeed: I went for the massage and almost back to back, into my room with the walker. So, no, did not feel like "coucher de nouveau" with the Haitian girl who had such a beautiful glow on her smiling face. This is my biggest problem. It is feast there and famine here.

How can anyone not like Sosua? I came from Santiago and the sea has its soporific effect on me. All women are approachable, so no homework necessary. You can walk everywhere even though the heat was killing and suddenly, hamburger / fries are not the only food options. I am not a fan of Bacchus but there are cigars which go well after a nice cappuccino. Sosua. It is a hedonist's dream!

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1787498] I had already posted a picture of hers under another thread prior to my trip (the green top) in a group of four that I was supposed to meet this trip. [/QUOTE]I was going to vote for the green top as my fav out of the 4. Good catch.

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1787498]I enjoyed a sumptuous Schnitzel at the Austrial place the first day. The price is high here. For the 18% taxes as well. The second day, went to an Italian place next to the colmado close to Bar Bologna. The pasta was OK with a seafood sauce but in comparison to what I had in Boca Chica, it was dismal. On Monday, before I left for Santiago by Metro, I had lunch at Elefante Rosso, a dish of spaghetti. Aglio, olio, peperoncino. Again, just about OK, indeed the pasta was not al dente as I had asked for. 330 pesos with a bottle of water and 10% service charge added.
[/QUOTE]I think you're telling us that Sosua is not what it was. The SD chefs have squeezed out the local cooks and now they're just all in for the hustle. That's why it's important to interview and vet them before you eat. The lesson here also is you need a wingman. If the pasta is overcooked, get your wingman to come running into the restaurant to create a diversion, like screaming that your hotel is on fire. Then you can just bounce. You'll learn from your rookie mistake.

[QUOTE=MrGogo;1785983]

To make a long story short the girl gave me the best sex this year so far, stayed till the morning and walked to the bus station with me for my exit. Here is a girl I've ditched twice before, proving to be that hidden gem I was always looking for, only in Sosua does it happen like that.[/QUOTE]This what happens when you catch a sleeper.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1787680]I think you're telling us that Sosua is not what it was. The SD chefs have squeezed out the local cooks and now they're just all in for the hustle. [/QUOTE]That was a great use of allegory. It would not come to me, the rookie!

What's not to like about the place? I suddenly discover I am on an island, what with the seaview. I can walk anywhere. All women are approachable and so no homework and finally, the food is way better and genuine. Sosua, is a hedonist's dream!