Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2230626]I never heard of kratom (GraThom). So had to look it up.
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My GF reckons she can order Ganja (marijuana) from Bangkok and go pick it up from the Post Office. However she pulls my leg a lot, so not sure if she is just kidding. Her own Bush keeled over. Seems its an annual. I had few clues myself, not a smoker of any type. She would not take it into town. That would be dangerous. Police do exist and would want bribes.[/QUOTE]Lot of the upcountry folks grow it as a medicinal herb, brewing a tea or mixing it with food. I have seen grannies smoke it. But no Granny is going to get busted, whilst Mr. Stoner Falang is.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2230495]Ya Dong is a good substitute, especially if you get it from a mc taxi dude instead of 7-11.[/QUOTE]Ya dong a substitute for marijuana? Not really as it is a liquor to drink and not to smoke. It's made of Thai white alcohol (very cheap) with some medicinal herbs. You can find many different ones used for healing this or that illness, or to help your dick to get up and many other things that I'm not aware of. And there is no way to find this stuff in a 7-11 as it's not an industrial product.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2230626]I never heard of kratom (GraThom). So had to look it up.
[/QUOTE]Now that is a shocker. Something that you didn't know. There was even a big to do a few years back about some white chick dying in Phuket because they used it in some adult beverages.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2230674]Ya dong a substitute for marijuana? Not really as it is a liquor to drink and not to smoke. It's made of Thai white alcohol (very cheap) with some medicinal herbs. You can find many different ones used for healing this or that illness, or to help your dick to get up and many other things that I'm not aware of. And there is no way to find this stuff in a 7-11 as it's not an industrial product.[/QUOTE]1. The first part was a joke.

2. Green bottle. White liquor with herbs I'm told. Lower shelves here in Thonburi. My friend always tries to get me to drink it.

While weed is widely available, caught buying even a few grams is risking a minimum of 50 K potentially a lot more and even possible doing some time. Absolutely not advisable sourcing it on the fly.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2230674]Ya dong a substitute for marijuana? Not really as it is a liquor to drink and not to smoke. It's made of Thai white alcohol (very cheap) with some medicinal herbs. You can find many different ones used for healing this or that illness, or to help your dick to get up and many other things that I'm not aware of. And there is no way to find this stuff in a 7-11 as it's not an industrial product.[/QUOTE]Nope I don't think Ya Dong is going to help get your dick up at all. I previously imagined the Ya Dong at gogo bars used herbs for flavouring only. It does may the girls less self conscious, more raunchy and more horny. I saw one very shy bar girl turned into a raging raunchy ****. LOL This is from the alcohol mostly. I doubt if they put Ganja or similar herbs in the Ya Dong, but you never know. Tasted likes cloves, cinnamon etc. At Crazy House.

GF makes her own Yaa Dong sometimes. Lao Khao (white spirit) with honey and 12 herbs she says. She can't even say which herbs are used. Thais regard almost all herbs "Samoon Phrai" as "Yaa" medicinal. They even consider honey to be a medicine.

Chartreuse is a very strong sweet liquor with herbal flavouring, also good for getting girls drunk, in western countries.

I guess Ya Dong is a bit like a back woods variety (and not so sweet).

Even heard that one bottl of beer per day is "Yaa" medicinal, but more than that bad for your health. LOL.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2230909]GF makes her own Yaa Dong sometimes. Lao Khao (white spirit) with honey and 12 herbs she says. She can't even say which herbs are used. Thais regard almost all herbs "Samoon Phrai" as "Yaa" medicinal. They even consider honey to be a medicine.[/QUOTE]Its an Asian thing. My ex Japanese used to say, even for normal foods "eat, good for body". Natto. Exceptional for body.

I was told that medical marijuana is on the ballot and will be voted on in 2019. Maybe there is still hope.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2230909]Nope I don't think Ya Dong is going to help get your dick up at all.[/QUOTE]Once I was staying with a so called GF in Pattaya and I was prescribed a lot of antibiotics for a skin infection that came from the dirty water they used during Songkran. I had a hard time and my dick couldn't get up at all and back then I didn't want to take Vitamine V or some pills. Then the GF suggested that we go and find some Yaa dong to drink because it was known for making people horny. So we took my bike and made a round of all the places that might have some, and they were all making some jokes when they knew for wich reason we wanted to buy that stuff. They 've got a lot of variety, each one is supposed to heal one illness. Anyway the one that we took had the same effect than alcohol for me, didn't get my tool up but it sent me to sleep pretty quickly. I recall that the GF liked it a lot though. In western Europe the "Bois bandé" that comes from French Antilla is well know for that also (some alcohol liquor with a special piece of wood inside, I drank that also but didn't see the effects).

Another time I had another GF in Bkk who was doing her Yaa dong herself, but that one was for medicinal use only and she would never drink that for getting horny. She was told by a Chinese herborist that by putting these herbs and drinking this stuff everyday, that could heal a cancer.

She didn't want to tell about the cancer but I suspect that she was probably infected by the HPV Virus and someone told her that it will surely become a cancer in the next years and she tried to heal that by a "natural" way.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2230909]They even consider honey to be a medicine.[/QUOTE]There is sufficient evidence to show honey has medicinal properties. The issue with allopathy (the treatment of disease by conventional means, I. E. With drugs having effects opposite to the symptoms) that is most commonly used in the western world, is that it considers all other forms of treatment as inferior and "unscientific". Of course, that is mere narrative so the big pharma companies can continue to make their billions.

Here is a proper research article on the medicinal properties of honey. Read when you have time.

[URL]https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3609166/[/URL]

I've seen that this thread has kind of fizzed out with regards to controversy. In other words boredom is creeping in. I haven't found time to respond to most of the comments directed towards me, well. Because I've been a bit busy hunting girls, fucking girls, and living life amongst other important things like eating, sleeping, and showering (with soap). But soon, I promise to bring some 'life" back to this thread. I know a Monkeypawless Stupid Shit in Thailand thread is rather "lifeless" and not as entertaining. And we are all here for the show, aren't we?

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff. ".

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll, with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge. Trip, trap, trip, trap went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff, and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice. "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll. "Oh, no! Pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge. Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff, and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up" said the troll. "Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger. " "Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff. Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! Went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him. "Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own. "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears, And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;.

I've got besides two curling-stones.

And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so, Snip, snap, snout. This tale's told out.

Lessons to learn from the story.

1. A troll shouldn't really want to fuck with any GOAT, whether smallest or the biggest.

2. Big Billy Goat Gruff and the troll, one represents confidence and the other represents arrogance. Which is which?

3. The troll should just probably stay under the bridge rather than face the Big Billy GOAT, any GOAT for the matter, because there are many many more.

4. Goats share. Trolls think everything belongs to them. My bridge, my fields mentality.

5. Not that I need affirmation of what am, but it's nice that there a hints to who or what I am in this Game of Life. See photo.

Anyone else wonder what ever came of Bangkok Roughguide? If there's already a thread on the forum about this, point the way. I miss that place!

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2236635]I'm not of this world[/QUOTE]Let me guess: you are from the planet of the apes.

Few years ago, the Raja Hotel near Nana was the place to go in case when your dick was tired of Thai pussy and you had an itch for some Russian or European girls. The girls will sometimes linger around the lobby or smoke outside the hotel. But to get access them, you still had to work your way through a pimp and was escorted to a floor where you can walk room to room to room and inspect the girls one by one. Those days are long gone and the white girl freelancer action has dwindle, unless you do the clubs and pay crazy ass prices. Awhile back I asked "where to find them" and got no response from anyone. Sucks don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit, when being asked something. Now, after receiving no help, I decided to walk around do some recon on my own and got pointed to the Grace Hotel and Royal Garden Hotel near Nana. While there is some talent with regards to Russian and European freelancers in those two hotels, none of them were to Monkeypaw's taste. If I told you why, it will just make some folks a little bit upset because perhaps it is what they like and find as delish. So to save the drama, I won't. Anyways, one night, when headed towards Nana at around 9 ish, I had to take a serious dump from some burn your asshole Indian food I ate earlier. Honestly, I need to stay away from that shit, literally, for it will fuck up your guts. But that garlic naan, it is so damn yummy. I ended up taking a detour down Soi 5 and into the Amari Boulevard Hotel to use their bathrooms. Here is the Monkeypaw helpful hint of the day. If you are ever in need of a nice toilet, and your hotel is far away. Don't be afraid to walk into a 4 or 5 star hotel and use their nice lobby bathrooms. Nobody is going to ask you anything unless you look Thai. What I normally do is walk in and tip the doorman 20 baht. I would then go looking for the restroom. If I can't find it, I will ask him and he always points me into the right direction. He will always remember you courtesy of that 20 baht tip. This only works at 4 or 5 star hotels with huge nice lobbies, not the smaller boutique hotels. This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot. In the lobby, on the right, by the coffee shop huddled a bunch of Russian or European girls ranging from early to late 20's at several tables. After I went to the bathroom to release the massive Kraken built up inside my bowels, I walked over to one of those small tables with the two cutest white girls in the group, a blond and brunette. Monkeypaw, of course, having huge balls, is not afraid to hunt alone or like this. I live for this "taking chances" kind of shit. You are in the fucking Land of Smiles and everybody here apparently loves money, so what have you got to lose? Your pride? From some of the stories I've read and some of the photos I've seen, that ship has long sailed away is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. Take note of these Monkeypaw instructions and follow them carefully. I approached the table with the two girls and pretended that this was my first time to Thailand. This is to gauge if they are tourists or working girls. They smiled and told me about several places to eat and things to do in the area, not once mentioning Nana Plaza which is about 200 meters away. Why you might ask? It's because these girls know that Nana is their competition. So of course I played dumb and asked them about Soi Cowboy which was further away. They asked me why I wanted to go there? I answered because I heard there where pretty girls I can go look at. The Russian girls then told me that they will just take my money with drinks and give me nothing. That was their cue to who they really are and it means "game on. " I need not say more, you just have to be really good at understanding hidden meanings and the subliminal messages sent when hunting. I allowed these Ruskies to think they persuaded me to spend my money and my time with them instead of going to Soi Cowboy, which I had no intention. They wanted 3000 each for a threesome, but I countered them with 2000 each plus tip and a promise to see them as much as I could while I was staying at this same hotel as they. They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep. In the room, the girls where a bit camera shy until I offered a couple hundred bahts for some faceless pics. Sorry it's the best I could do without my cute teddy bear. The teddy itself is magical. Can we all agree that it has probably seen more hot pussy than most guys alive? But before both girls would even undress, I had to pay the 2000 and tip to each girl up front. Not a big deal as I was already in the room. The threesome in itself, was not a true threesome. There was no girl on girl action, but they did start by giving me a double BBBJ at the same time that lasted about 15 minutes. From there it was a switching girls fuck-a-thon, with no pussy eating or kissing by the girls with each other. They each did take turns riding my mouth with their pussy while the other one was riding my cock. Both girls has pussy piercings and fake boobs. The brunette got mad when I bit her clit and sucked on her clitoris ring. The brunette was also rather lazy and when she came first during doggy, she got tired, quit, and went to take a bath. I think I heard her mumbled "stupid Japanese pervert" on the way to the bathroom, perhaps because I tried to shove a thumb in her ass. I was a bit disappointed, it had only been like 45 minutes worth of fuck and suck by the two. The blonde however, was more accommodating and friendly. After her friend went away, she pulled off the condom and got me hard again with a great sloppy spitty blowjob. She then fucked me hard in various positions for the whole time the other girl was taking a bath and even allowed DFK and finger in her ass during K9. She was loud and very vocal. I tried to get her to call me Putin while I was fucking her in missionary. I have a feeling that taking these girls one at a time would have been better bet. They get kinkier and nastier when alone. I ended up asking to CIM to finish with the blonde. She went to the bathroom to tell the brunette something and came back to give me a nice BBBJ ending with CIM in which she guzzled my creamy stroganoff. Ahhh, it pays off to go exploring on your own with no fear in search of hidden treasures. Now, I know exactly where to go to find some white meat. By the way the desserts and coffee served in the Amari Boulevard lobby is non nom nom.