Stupid Shit in Tijuana

"Anybody that wants a test can get a test. That's what the bottom line is," liar Trump told reporters March 6 during a visit to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta.

That was not true when the Trumpster said it nearly six weeks ago, and it is still not true today.

My ex-wife works in San Bernardino County as a cashier for an Arco AM-PM gas station. Her AM-PM still does not have the plexi-glass shields, helping protecting her from the customers that walk in. Seems like every traditional supermarket / grocery store I have been inside of the past two weeks, have these plexi-glass shields installed.

She has two of the three main symptoms of the coronavirus. She has developed a cough, and experiences some discomfort with her breathing (+ diarrhea).

But her doctor absolutely will not authorize a Covid-19 test for her because she has not yet experienced a period of fever yet.

He won't allow a test for her (presumably because they are still in short supply and still rationed today).

That was the result of a tele-conference she had with her regular doctors office last week.

On Monday she visited the emergency room at her local hospital because her cough & breathing difficulties increased.

The result of her ER visit was that she was advised to self-quarantine for 14 days, but she was still denied a Covis-19 test on the grounds that she still had not experienced any fever.

After slightly improving on Wednesday & Thursday, this morning (Friday morning) she tells me that the cough and breathing have become worse today. She's trying to phone in this morning to both her doctor's office and the ER, but expects they will still deny testing her because she still has no fever (and they still fucking don't have enough tests).

I suggested to her that, because Governor Gavin Newsom helped her yesterday by signing new legislation giving greater funds to her class of worker if they need extended time off due to sickness, that she should just plan on staying the fuck away from her dangerous job for the rest of April.

Guys,

Should know it's not rocket science, that they should stop deep throating and penetrating their ex wives anally to stop fake CoVid-19 symptoms of rough cough and diarrhea.

Sorry to hear about the health issues your X is having. But an am pm in San Bernadino. I think bullet proof glass would work better than a plexiglass shield for her health and safety.

It's too bad our former heterochallenged Muslim President Obummer isn't president now. He'd be our hero.

[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2444117]Sorry to hear about the health issues your X is having. But an am pm in San Bernadino. I think bullet proof glass would work better than a plexiglass shield for her health and safety.[/QUOTE]I agree.

When I first wrote my post it ended with this: "she should just plan on staying the fuck away from her newly dangerous job for the rest of April."

But I took out the "newly" before posting, when I remembered that she works the graveyard shift.

[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2443829]You know what, you're right. On all counts. I see the light now. ClamSlammer has changed my outlook on life. From this day forward, I will strive to be more like him.

I've learned now that if I just keep repeating drivel over and over, it becomes true. Magic. How have I lived this long without the knowledge imparted here? Hopefully, having such a simple mind will bring me happiness too.[/QUOTE]I don't think it is possible to look more foolish than Dcrist0527 appears to be.

[QUOTE=PdSuave;2444125]It's too bad our former heterochallenged Muslim President Obummer isn't president now. He'd be our hero.[/QUOTE]Coming from the mouth of a typical lame brain moron that put Trump in office. Time to get your GED.

[QUOTE=RikyMichaels7;2444334]Coming from the mouth of a typical lame brain moron that put Trump in office. Time to get your GED.[/QUOTE]Yes, not the most articulate statement, but, since I didn't hit preview before upload, it is what it is.

Actually, I haven't voted for any president my entire life. I don't trust any politician like Hilary loving geniuses like yourself. I just made a comment about about a worthless former president the same way most do about Trump. I think he's a * too, but I don't make it personal against any other poster on here. To each their own.

I don't come here to read about how well comments are written, especially when politics are involved, only about pussy in all parts of the world. I broke my own personal rule about giving a political opinion, obviously ruffling your feathers about your girl Obummer. Apologies.

In the meantime, since a Jackson will edit what I would really like to say, I'm sure you know where you can "go".

[QUOTE=RikyMichaels7;2444334]Coming from the mouth of a typical lame brain moron that put Trump in office. Time to get your GED.[/QUOTE]Come on Riky and the rest of you. The problem here is that damn virus has totally derailed this forum. We need to get back to h o's and let CNN and Fox news fight it out.

Riky maybe you can share some stories on how that Yamilet from BT kicked your ass and robbed you blind.

[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2444415]Come on Riky and the rest of you. The problem here is that damn virus has totally derailed this forum. We need to get back to h o's and let CNN and Fox news fight it out.

Riky maybe you can share some stories on how that Yamilet from BT kicked your ass and robbed you blind.[/QUOTE]A common sense GED is still yet to be had in Tijuana. Jajaja.

[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2444415]Come on Riky and the rest of you. The problem here is that damn virus has totally derailed this forum. We need to get back to h o's and let CNN and Fox news fight it out.[/QUOTE]I don't believe there's been any derailment of the threads for escorts regarding the coronavirus problem. Post there if you wish. Personally, I'm still waiting for VitoDerEine's overdue report.

What's to stop you from filling up the Hong Kong thread? For that matter Adelitas, Chicago Club or the Las Chevelas threads? Tropical?

Oh yeah.

Anybody got a new report on taking up that morbidly obese street girl on Constitution? Is she even still making it in these days for those guys planning to make the last weekend in April?

I guess I could could post a few pictures from my collection of dead walkers in the photo thread.

They died a few years ago, from a big assortment of maladies.

Before the President of the United States took charge of that.

[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;2444431]

What's to stop you from filling up the Hong Kong thread? For that matter Adelitas, Chicago Club or the Las Chevelas threads? Tropical?



Anybody got a new report on taking up that morbidly obese street girl on Constitution? Is she even still making it in these days for those guys planning to make the last weekend in April?

I guess I could could post a few pictures from my collection of dead walkers in the photo thread.

[/QUOTE]Will to be honest what stops me. Is I can't really stand places like HK and AB. I could tell stories about hanging out in places like Rio Verde and Bar Reno and La Gloria which is my HK. But there are a couple factors. I guess most of the guys on here are HK and AB kind of guys and wouldnt be interested And the other thing those sleaze bars seem to promote heavy drinking at cheap prices. And heavy drinking leads to short term memory for me. And by the end of the adventure the only thing I remember was, WOW that was fun.

I think I know who you are talking about. The heavy quite homely walker that hangout on Constitution between the alley and the chinese restaruant. We sometimes play a I dare you kind of game. Like if you take that girl up I will pay. So far we have not been able to find an amigo brave enough to accept the challenge.

As far as a dead walker thread with stories and pictures, excellent idea. I would find that more enjoyable than reading a bunch of bored mongers argue about politics.

Disclaimer: Regarding the statement about cant stand places like HK and AB. These days I'm missing TJ bars SO MUCH I would love to be able to hangout in those places.

I'll throw in some random stupid shit off the top of my head. Have you ever been in the alley when the wannabe ruff rider motorcycle groups ride through there, revving their engines? Jeez that is the lamest most annoying shit I've witnessed in the Zona. Those idiots ride through there like they think they're doing something badass when in reality NOBODY is impressed by that BS. The chicas hate that shit, they all turn around and cover their ears, or step inside the doorways. If any of you biker jerks are reading this, nobody thinks that shit's cool, nobody's impressed. Please quit being annoying little jack at sses.

Or what about the idiots, almost always in HK or AB, who get drunk and start carrying on like they're teenagers on spring break doing some totally wild and crazy shit? My god it's so cringeworthy to watch some of these assclowns. Or one time I was in Bar Tropical and this idiot was coked out of his mind talking all kinds of stupid shit to the meseros and bartenders. The dude looked like a complete dumbf*ck but I'm sure in his mind he thought he was superman or some sh*t. I felt sorry for the staff who were being cool and humoring the goofy bastard. I was sitting nearby praying that he didn't try to talk to me because I would've immediately walked away from his annoying ass.

Or how about the Uncle Fester looking guy who works in the bathroom of Tropical? I asked him why he doesn't have a little set up selling gum, cigarettes, candies, cologne like all the other bathroom guys. He said because there are guys already selling that stuff in the club. I was like yea but you have the bathroom all to yourself. You're here anyway, you might as well do it and make more $$$ for yourself. Then one time some guy who was walking out, the bathroom guy starts telling me how that guy always bangs like 2 or 3 chicks every time he comes to the club. It was so random I don't know why he felt the need to share that with me. I guess whoever that guy is he probably goes in the bathroom and brags about the chicas he bangs.

Another thing I like to do is when I take a chica arriba from La Gloria I'll get a room that overlooks Calle Coahuila. Those rooms have big windows that if you open the curtains if feels like you're wide open anyone can see you from the street. I was in there with big giant booty Jimena and I insisted we f*ck with the lights on and the curtains wide open while I pounded her big giant badonkadonk booty. I don't know if anybody saw us but I got a thrill kind of felt like an exhibitionist putting on a live sex show. Good times man, good times.

[QUOTE=RikyMichaels7;2444334]Coming from the mouth of a typical lame brain moron that put Trump in office. Time to get your GED.[/QUOTE]For anyone that's questioning Trump's genius, let's put this argument to rest right now. Trump is just brilliant. Cerebral and scholarly. As evidenced by his tweet July 19,2017:

"Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded. "

Wow! What a brilliant idea! Sharing some of America's most top secret and sensitive cyber investigation techniques with a hostile foreign power. I mean, it is absolute genius to give America's greatest threat a greater understanding of our cyber defenses and analytical capabilities. What could go wrong? So what if we gift Russia with a far more detailed picture of America's vulnerabilities? What could happen? Just the nation's water supply could be poisoned, food supply chain destroyed, meltdowns of nuclear reactors, energy grid blackouts, air traffic control systems go offline with jetliners dropping like flies, Internet going offline resulting in instant economic catastrophe, you know, just minor, everyday inconveniences.

To not only listen and consider such a preposterous proposal, but publicly announcing it by tweet for all the world to see, is a symbol of only the most astute mind in the world. So please, just read the above quoted tweet and recognize the true genius that is Donald John Trump.

[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2444499]Will to be honest what stops me. Is I can't really stand places like HK and AB. I could tell stories about hanging out in places like Rio Verde and Bar Reno and La Gloria which is my HK. But there are a couple factors. I guess most of the guys on here are HK and AB kind of guys and wouldnt be interested And the other thing those sleaze bars seem to promote heavy drinking at cheap prices. And heavy drinking leads to short term memory for me. And by the end of the adventure the only thing I remember was, WOW that was fun.

I think I know who you are talking about. The heavy quite homely walker that hangout on Constitution between the alley and the chinese restaruant. We sometimes play a I dare you kind of game. Like if you take that girl up I will pay. So far we have not been able to find an amigo brave enough to accept the challenge.

As far as a dead walker thread with stories and pictures, excellent idea. I would find that more enjoyable than reading a bunch of bored mongers argue about politics.

Disclaimer: Regarding the statement about cant stand places like HK and AB. These days I'm missing TJ bars SO MUCH I would love to be able to hangout in those places.[/QUOTE]You really don't understand satire. Do you?