Lisbon

Some nice sites of ladies in Lisbon:

Leviana.web.pt: http://casal.alojamentos.org/relax/id40.htm

Portal Privado: http://www.portalprivado.com/index1.htm

Has anyone tried any of the ladies?

Hi all,

I've been out of town for a while and haven't been roaming the clubs or houses for sometime now. Anyway I went to Black Tie to check it out and can confirm everything that Zé Duron says.

Black Tie is a club located near the other clubs (Gallery and Elefante Branco). The door policy is similiar to the other clubs and if the doormen don't recognize you as a usual customer they will request money at the door which can later be used to purchase drinks. When you walk in you have to go down quite a few flights of stairs until you reach the club. The decoration is pretty old and it is quite dark in there. There are tables around the dance floor but these are for customers with bottles and regulars that come in everyday, I think. The club is open until the early hours of the morning but I found out that most of the girls start arriving here after 4.00am when the other big clubs close. The routine is the same and as in the other clubs negotiation is the key. Prices vary depending on those negotiation skills and also on how much the girl is willing to go out with a customer. But I figure that these girls come here after the clubs because they didn't work before and need to by the end of the night. The other possibility is that they need the extra cash or that they just love their work!

That said, I met a blonde girl that usually works at Gallery named Eduarda. She is about 1,70mts, nice C size cups and a perfect, firm round ass. As has been mentioned before by Mur, the tan lines on her body are extremely sexy and very enticing... We chatted for a while, she had a beer and I had my traditional Johhnie Walker. After about half an hour we agreed on 125 EUR (she started at 200 EUR) and left. A little more expensive then the houses but she was a club girl and 125 EUR to me at the time was very good. She took me to a pensão near Av. Liberdade called Sereia, which is where I guess most of the girls go. The room was 30 EUR, it was nice and clean, fresh sheets, TV with porn if required, music and AC. Not a bad deal for 30 EUR.

In the room Eduarda was very friendly and allowed lots of kissing and touching. She did a little striptease number, a little more kissing and took me to the shower. We showered together and had some more wet fun in the shower and then moved on to the bed for the main course. She started with a BBBJ and I returned as we got in the 69 position for a few minutes. Then the standard positions, cowgirl, miss and doggie for the final. We lay on the bed for quite a while talking and chatting. I think that if I had wanted I coulda gone for the second pop, but it was already 6.00am and I was tired. In any case the guy that rents the room started knocking on the door saying that the hour had passed. When we left, the waiting room had 2 more couples waiting for rooms, so I guess that was the reason the man was knocking at the door. All in all it was a good experience and I can reccomend Eduarda to anyone. I have her phone number if anyone would like to meet her in the afternoon, just PM me.

Also, a friend of mine went to a house near IC19 (the road that goes from Lisbon to Sintra) that has a website and he liked it very much. http://www.piriguetis.com/ I plan on visiting this place soon and reporting back on it. But according to my friend this is a must visit house.

Tchau e um abraço,

Mutrix

Official Thank You letter for Kumbo,

A great Guest to share our streets with

First of all: Be welcomed!

Reading tru your reports I couldnt stop thinking about how good your writing skills are, the detail is very good, not beeing tiering at all.

In fact getting the reader from tracking you down as a shadow to making him stumble across filosophic thinking is a great mix that turn these reports memorable.

The rerferals to culture and gastronomic feasting are brilliant and show that the reader is true gentleman, a modern man that knows that the essential pleasures don´t die off after leaving the brothel.

Your writing is realistic, but also envolving, creating a great atmosphere, closing the gap between fiction and the real view from an experimented deer hunter.

I can only thank you for first sharing your experienace and second doing it in such a great way!

After our great Muri, the house Connoseur we have had the privilege to share our streets with a

Tried to go to http://www.piriguetis.com/ last evening and this is a place worth SKIPPING!!! The way they conduct business is awful, the trouble to get there is incredible and last the girls they advertise are never in.

Lets try to detail the situation. I started chatting with one of the girls using MSN messenger as they advertise their username. She told me the place was in Oeiras, near Tagus Park, that there were 4 girls there and she said the names of the girls from the website. From the pics on the website, some of the girls seem very interesting and the 50 EUR half hour option seemed very intersting. From the chat on MSN she the girl said to call 10 minutes before arrival and she would give me further details on how to get to the place.

So when I was on the highway to Cascais, I give them a call and say that I'm 10 mins away and ask how to proceed. A girl named Ana (there is no Ana on the website) answers the phone and asks where I am. When I reply that I am on the highway, she says that I should go to the MickeyD near Tagus Park and call her back. I'm already thinking that this is too much hassle and too many phone calls, but decide that I should try it as the girls in the website are really nice.

Anyway as I arrive at the MickeyD, I call back and a guy answers the phone this time saying that he is almost getting to the place and is coming with 4 girls!!! I ask him if I had the right number, because I had just spoken to a girl that was in a house that was supposed to give me directions!!! His answer is that it is the correct number and that he is driving the 4 girls to the house, that he is on the highway and is 5 minutes away. This is starting to get very freaky and wierd... how do these people plan on doing business if they expect their customers to wait so long???

But again I decide to wait and see the girls, because at 50 EUR these girls are very hot. So once again I call back past 15 minutes and finally I get directions. I was told to go to São Marcos (an area very close by with lots of apartment buildings) stop by the Banco Totta and call them back... All these call backs and paranoia on their part is extremely strange, but I see the light at the end of the tunnel and start thinking that Pamela (girl from the site that was supposed to be there) will make all this hassle worthwhile.

So there I am parked in front of the Bank, calling on my cell phone. The new instructions are to park look for number 33 and the apartment number is 5-B. Finally I have a final destination and in a short time I shall be with the perfect bodied Pamela. The whole area is comprised to relatively new buildings and it seems to be a safe area. So I ring the buzzer and go inside. Up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell. Strange thing when the door opened as the girl that opened the door was hiding behind the door so it seemed like the door was opening by itself.

When I walk in there is a overweight, short girl inside (she opened the door) with big breasts. I quickly look around the house and see 4 closed doors which I assume are the bedrooms and I was led into a small living room with a computer and webcam. At this point I thought the girl that greeted me was going to call in the girls so they could introduce themselves (SOP) and I would then pick who I liked. But how WRONG I was!!! She said that she was the only girl available at that time but that in about 30 mins another girl would be available.

I told her that I had just spoken to a guy that said he was coming with 4 girls and they were the girls on the website. She responded that they had come, 2 left right away to be with other customers, and that they had a customer waiting downstairs that had just taken a girl. So she was the only available one. First off this girl was not in my particular taste and wasn't on the website. Supposedly they knew I was coming (from all the phone call we exchanged) would it have hurt them to wait for a few minutes so as I could meet some of the girls, if they exist? Lot of bad things happened during this whole ordeal and I think that I have learned a few things for my next experiences.

Anyway false advertising is not the way to go, as I firmly believe that the girl I met is probably the only one that works there. Also they need to get in touch with their customers... and like I learned in business school, it is more expensive to get a new customer than to maintain an existing customer. I will never go back there again, and the first thing I did this morning was write this review here on the board so I could pass this information to all hobbyists. So this is one of those places to avoid.

Finally, the idiot that was answering the calls, called me back 1h30 mins later and said that they now had 2 girls available, one of which I had already met. I told him to forget about it and put real pictures of the girls on the website to see how many more customers they get...

Tchau e um abraço,

Mutrix

Hi Folks,

So I have just retuned from my trip to Lisboa and wanted to share
my experiences with you.

Some of you have recommended Carina to me and after a number
of fruitless calls I finally managed to meet her. Her attitude is indeed great. However, she was VERY rushed when I met her. Maybe I came at an inconvenient time, I don't know. All throughout or meeting she kept disappearing. Moreover, I had to take a cold shower since their heating was broken.

Well, in the short time, she gave me a nice BBBJ after which she started riding me. She then did some more sucking, until I came in her mouth.

All in all, it could have been much nicer I she hadn't been that rushed.

During my stay, I also tried some of the girls on the streets in the center, however, that was a waste of money. The two girls I tried were cheap (40 and 25 EUR), but one in the room they lost any interest in pleasing you. They did not bother to fully undress and one of them was lying on the bad like a corpse. She was looking out of the window and yawning. Clearly, this was not what one considers a turn-on, so after about 5 minutes I walked out on her.

I will be back in Portugal in a couple of weeks and see if I can make use of the recent recomendations.

[Part 4]

Dear WSG Forum members,
This is the last in my four part story of my escapades in the beautiful city of Lisboa. This installment will be significantly shorter than the previous three, since many of the details have already been described earlier. I thank you for your patience. And I hope some of you may have benefited from the details provided earlier. Should anyone require additional details about this report (or any other), please feel free to PM me.

One note, before I get into the report. I must say that writing these reports is extremely time-consuming. I have been inspired by the regular contributors to this forum, most notably the English gentleman Mur, the Portuguese warrior Zé Duron, and others such as Mutrix and Spud. It was your dedicated, entertaining, and informative reports that helped me enjoy the bounties of your city, and I wish to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Additionally, the kind words that you have all lavished upon me are far, far too kind (e.g., posts from Mur and Zé Duron). As I say above, it was in fact YOU gentlemen who inspired me to report in the length and detail that I did, and so it is you who should be congratulated. Through your continued and consistent reports over (at least) the last year, you have allowed countless WSG forum readers to partake in the pleasures of your city. And for that we are indebted to you. May we all find the pleasures we so diligently seek out.

On my third day I had to spend the entire day doing official business. In the evening I had to go to dinner with a group of colleagues, and we went to this huge mall called the Columbo shopping center (at the Colégio Militar metro stop on the blue line). We ate at a restaurant that was “Madeira style”, which means that they serve huge spits of meat at your table. It was quite delicious, as our group shared several different styles of meat. Afterwards I left my group and walked around the mall a little, belly full, dick quite limp. I considered some night activity at places like Black Tie, Gallery, or Elefante Branco, but after a full day at work I was beat, so I went back to the hotel and slept like a baby.

The next day was a Saturday, and this is the chain of events: all morning I was touristing around. I visited the castle on the hill (Castelo de São Jorge), the Rossio, I carefully avoided the Romanian corner for fear of running into either of the three SWs described in my previous report. I then went to El Corte Ingles to do some shopping (they had a sale on some touristy items like Portuguese decorative tiles, some curios, some porcelain) and I had lunch there. After lunch I pulled out my WSG notes and constructed my plan of attack. I decided to do the following. First, I would walk down the hill to Adonis and see what the action was like. Given that it was Saturday, I expected a slow evening. If that didn’t work out I would walk up the hill to Rua Artilharia Um and Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca. It looked fairly close on the map, so I figured I could walk it.

The walk down to Rua Braamcamp was about 15 minutes downhill so it was not a problem. When I go to Adonis it was about 3pm, and the same English speaking provider was there to act as interpreter. She explained that on Saturday it is very slow so there are only two other girls plus her. Let this be a warning to those visiting Lisboa – if you must make one day your primary day for such activities, avoid Saturday. So she called each of them in. The first was a very ordinary looking girl, perhaps in her early thirties, medium height and build, large breasts and a very heavy ass. Not my type. Next was, believe it or not, Rafaela! Ok, so you’re thinking – great! But no. See, I had already had my experience with her, and quite frankly I was not inclined to spoil it by going for a second round. I wanted to savor my memory of her as I had experienced it. If I repeat, there was an excellent chance that all of that would be shattered. You have to recognize a good thing when it comes, and more importantly, never take too much of a good thing. So when my interpreter came back in, I asked her to explain to Rafaela that it was not her, it was me, blah blah blah. She understood perfectly fine, and gave me a business card for the next time that I wanted to visit so that I could call ahead. This is what it says:

Adónis Health Club
Medicina Natural
Emagrecimento e Manutencão
Jacuzzi e Banho Turco
Ginástica passive e de esforco
Espaco Relaxante

Rua Braamcamp, 22 - 1º- 1250-050 Lisboa
Telef: 21 386 76 38 – www.adonishealthclub.com

So I walked out, down the hill and made for Rua Artilha Um. When approaching the Marques de Pombal, according to my map Rua Artilha Um is to the left up the hill. Man, it is quite a walk up the hill to that area. You walk past the Meridian hotel and the Ritz (there was all sorst of construction going on, making it dusty, noisy and not very pleasant) and then you get into this quiet residential neighborhood. I walked around a little, waiting for the sun to descend a little. I walked to the very end of those streets (until it hit Rua Marques da Fronteira, I think that’s the name of the street) and saw a group of people congregated outside this huge installation. I had no idea what it was so I walked over for a look. I noticed that the people in the crowd were mostly black, although there were some Portuguese looking people too. Most of them were women, children and very old people, which was odd. As I approached I realized the huge installation that they were waiting to gain access to was a prison! That made sense, that the wives, children and parents of the criminals were waiting to get in and visit on a Saturday afternoon. So I about-turned and came back.

I walked all over that area and found no SWs at all. I figured it was too early, so I stopped in a small café and had a coffee and pastry (man, you people in Portugal know how to enjoy life. The coffee is fantastic and the variety and quality of pastries is just superb. I usually don’t like such tasties, but I couldn’t resist). I hung around for about an hour and a half, and then went out and did another run around the streets.

I finally spotted a couple of SWs on Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca almost exactly where Spud had found them (he posted a small photo of a map that shows this area very well). I found them a little closer to the corner of Rua Padre Antonio Vieira. There were two of them, both EE looking. One of them had short bleached-blonde hair, very clean looking. She appeared to have brown eyes (I think), and she was wearing tight leather pants. What a give away. The other was wearing jeans and a white blouse. She had light brown hair that was tied in a pony tail with a pink scrungee. As I approached they both started to talk in Portuguese (even to my non-native ear it did sound broken), and I asked them if they spoke English (Não). So they started to negotiate, starting at cinquenta. I think it must be the English thing – they figure they can start high. I said no, 20. At this, they laughed loud and heartily, slapping their knees joyfully at the sheer absurdity. In any case, we negotiated for a while, all the time I was looking very carefully at their finger nails, teeth and most importantly their feet. The blonde had closed-toe shoes, so she was out of the running immediately. The other had sexy black high heels on, and her toes looked clean and well-tended (pink toe-polish on in fact). So we negotiated for almost 3 minutes, during which time the price fell from 50 euros to 30 euros, back up to 65 euros for both of them at the same time, then down to 50 euros for one of them with anal, and then up to 100 euros for both of them with anal. I was delighted with the offer of anal, as this is a rare pleasure these days. I thought very carefully about the last option, as I have never had the pleasure of a double bang, especially a double anal bang. But one thing that I am not, my friends, is greedy, and I know my limits, so I decided on a single anal entry from the cleaner of the two.

We walked not more than 2 minutes, trying our best to talk along the way (incidentally, on the way to the pensão I noticed a more Portuguesa-looking SW, perhaps in her mid-thirties, but very shapely). In discussions with my selected SW, I discovered that her name is Yana (her friend’s name is Stella), she’s been here for 3 months, she’s 25 years old from Romania. She came for Euro 2004, and she’s going back soon. This walk was significantly less uncomfortable than the walk I took with Yonella because there were very few people around (the entire neighborhood is very quiet). We walked to a pensão that looked like it should have been condemned about 20 years ago. The door was almost falling off the hinges, the stairs were old and rickety, and the cement was cracking and breaking in places. We stopped in a second floor room, that was surprisingly open and breezy. There was a separate bathroom and a pile of clean towels. We undressed, and I inspected her body with a careful eye before she went into the bathroom to clean herself. A few minutes later she emerged and I went in and cleaned myself, to return to a beautiful vision of her in all her splendor.

She was about 5’5” with a slim, tight body. She had brown freckles all over her body (which were fine), small breasts (maybe an A cup), and what looked like thick, strong bones. She certainly looked like an athlete of some sort, perhaps a middle distance runner. She had slightly heavy thighs, but they were clearly muscular and not flabby. But most importantly for me, she had an ass that was very easy on the eyes. It was not quite as voluptuous as Rafaela’s, but it was shapely and looked much harder and tighter. Things were looking up, figuratively and literally.

She walked over to me and presented her naked body to me. I put my hands on her cheeks (face), and slowly rubbed my hands down her face, around her neck, onto her flat chest and large, brown nipples, past her athlete’s midsection and onto her hips, where I lingered as I knelt besides her pussy. I was tempted to kiss, but I am scrupulous with my health when it comes to SWs. My mouth will not touch skin – I’m not sure why that is, but I just can’t do it. Even with Yonella’s beautiful breasts, as tempted as I was to sink teeth into the plentiful, firm flesh, I would not do it for fear of who else has salivated on that spot. I turned her around and inspected her ass - as I had thought, tight, firm and very pleasing. I noticed those small, fine hairs that some girls have on their asses (as opposed to the coarse, long hairs that men have on their butts), and it was kind of a turn on.

She turned back around, knelt as I stood, and took my penis into her mouth. That rascal had had a condom in her mouth this whole time waiting to apply it to me! So she did her rather uninspired BJ for a few minutes, and then lay down on the bed for me to mount her. I worked the mish for a few minutes and then got impatient – I was here for one thing and one thing only, and that was the back door. So she reaches over into her purse and takes out some lube and lubes up my penis, and then flips over into doggy position and applies plenty of lube to her ass, and indicates to me that the road is open to traffic, but proceed with caution. I slowly entered her ass, and it was like fireworks on the 4th of July. Tight was the feeling, but more than that the vision of her ass being spread by my member was really just too much to bear. I pulled out for fear of exploding after a mere three strokes! What am I, a teenager again? She showed some annoyance at this, quite understandably, so I tried once more. This time I only entered as far as the head and I pumped very slowly and carefully. But who was I kidding, this was not going to last very long, so I decided to open up and have some fun. So I slowly entered her all the way (which I think hurt her a little, but she took it like a trooper) and pulled out all the way, and I did this four more rhythmic times, each time getting more and more forceful, and mercifully this resulted in the desired result – satisfaction of the first order.

We cleaned up, I paid her the 50 euros, and I walked out a free man. I walked past the prison on my way to El Corte Ingles and shuddered at the thought of what other sorts of ass-sex is going on in there. At the Corte I had a tasty coffee at a café in the basement before heading back to my hotel one final time.

I left the next morning (the bastard taxi driver tried to charge me 15 euros for a 5 minute trip to the airport. He claimed that my two carry-on pieces of luggage (which went into the back seat with me) were an additional 4 euros each. I paid the dick wad 7 euros and walked off). As I sat in the window seat of the Continental Airlines airplane looking down at the city of Lisboa as the plane lifted up into the clouds, the stranger next to me handed me a tissue as a tear crept down my cheek (I’m just kidding, but I was sad). The next time I return I will be armed with better control of the language, as well as contact information not only of the beautiful ladies of the night, but the refined gentlemen who ply their beds with frequency and skill (read: Mur, Zé Duron, and others).

This brings us to the end of my story, one which I dedicate to the fantastic permanent members of the Lisbon section of the WSG Forum. Thanks gentlemen. I envy you your city, and I wish you all the best of luck in your impending activities. If ever you plan to fly westward to the land of Evangelical Christians and fanatical Republicans, be prepared for a rude awakening – you will not find the sorts of pleasures you have become accustomed to, but you could still have a good time. Be sure to PM me if you are in my area and we will make sure you have the best possible time.

Kumbu

Vitória.

Yesterday I had to deliver a letter from a veteran to the Governador Militar de Lisboa. The old guy who asked me the favour gave me an adress near Xabregas. There were indeed army quarters in the address he gave me, but they instructed me that the right place was actually near "El Corte Inglés". To get there, I was not able to do another core, which I had to postpone until Monday. So, here I was, at 4.50 pm in a Lisbon square with the Governo Militar de Lisboa on my back, when I noticed a plaque in a building stating "Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira". That clicked something. My next appointment was at 6.00 pm, so I had more or less 40 minutes of available time. The car parking was covered for one hour and I had some 5 notes of 20 euros in the pockect. I took my notepad out and checked an address that I got from this forum. I was practically in front of it.

As I see it, I was driven there in circumstances I didn't control. Superior forces placed me in that spot in those particulars. So I just had to ring that bell, or certainly some divine wrath would be upon me. We must be very carefull with clear and present signs from above! So I did what I had to do.

I was attended by a not so atractive Brazilian woman who gave the name of Susana, if I remember well. I had to wait a bit before someone left and I was presented to 4 or 5 other girls, Portuguese, Brazilian and Angolan, in several shades between white and chocolate. They were all creditable tributes to the female of the species.

One of them was Vitoria, of course. I thought to myself that this is a hell of a beautiful girl. I was proposed 50 euros for one of the girls or 75 euros for a session with two. I chose this latter option, which seemed good business, and ended paying 80 euros for Vitoria and said Susana.

It was a 100% safe sex operation (the girls used 4 condoms, changing it everytime I went from one to the other). And there was no anal. Well, Susana was not so bad in bed, but Vitoria was just great. The girl was not only beautiful, she was attentive, caring, not hurried at all (something I cannot say of Carina, for instance; I'll have to give her another try one of these days). She was nice and sweet and smiling throughout. I did not expect this. Was it because there was another girl on that bed or is she always like that? I definitely have to check it out again.

From the basis of this experience, I'd say that this girl should be on the top three or the top five of the sex tour of Lisbon (bearing in mind that the experience will be just CBJ and a straight fuck, or so I suppose; but as it goes, it was bliss).

I have this one to thank ZD and Mur, of course.

My latest sex forays before this were another session with Vanda and a BBBJTC with an Angolan SW called Vanessa, which was quite good.

Kumbu;

I suppose you have signed off, for a while, after your fourth brilliant posting on our lovely city.

Just another word of thanks for your reports, which are everything they should be, not only giving useful information to present and future mongers but also offering us a taste of real life in Lisbon, a genuine feel for the big highs and deep lows of the mongering hobby, and some philosophy as well.

This should have been a private message but I'm sure I speak for all Lisbon mongers in thanking you and wishing you well.

And as you have correctly indicated, we Lisbon boys should not take our beautiful city for granted. Even after a horrible Yonella-style experience, we must look up at the summer sky and the silhouette of the castle, and tell ourselves that life is sweet.

For all the other gentlemen, allow Muri to take a day's rest before reminding you of Paula of São João. Just as a foretaste: this is a lady who goes to the nudist beach, so instead of the fetish tan lines, we are talking about a smooth, dark, all over bronzing. And an overwhelming fuck, of course.

Rua Amadeu de Sousa Cardoso (Alcântara).

The full address and phone number are on some other post.

Nice, tall Brazilian mulata (with braces), I don't remember the name, making money to buy a house in Belo Horizonte. CBJ, vaginal, anal. 50 euros gives 50 minutes and supposedly a 2nd chance.

I found it honest service and pleasant company. Value for money.

What a wonderful Life!

Lisbon is at the fullest of it´s charms and the Euro 2004 withdrawal symptoms aren´t that hard anymore. The first week was really quite a long and heavy hangover!

Unfortunately I was not able to pay a visit to Mr Former Lurker. I guess we should have exchanged E-mail addresses and hope that you managed to do the best in lovely Lisboa.

I for myself had a fabulous time visiting two new places, at least new to me and familiar to a few of the present or absent members. First a little note to one of my all time favorite apartments in Lisbon: The place I keep writing about in Lumiar. The pregnant mamas an, lovely and helpful Joana has had the baby and is not showing her face around for the next couple of months but the place is still running and the girls, during the week up to 6, weekends down to 3 are still there and usually the chicas stay for a few month but during the last month there has been a new girl every second week, turning the curiosity on! Good management! The hour still goes for 100 euros but it´s ok to stay for another half an hour for free. It´s by far the chilliest environment that I had the pleasure to get to know. And I only say that because of one of the new places I have been in the latest.

It was a glorious afternoon and since I was in the heart of the Baixa I had reminiscence about the apartment down at Rua dos Fanqueiros, Nº 297 or so on the 3rd floor! Is it still working? Anyone has any lights on this because the phone number I had is not working anymore! I wonder.

So I made my way up to the the Rossio to challenge the girls at Calçada do Garcia, number 7, 3rd floor, phone number: 968635907.
On the way had a nice hot coffee and an ice cold beer at a esplanade in the nearby Rua de Santo Antão, pedestrian roadway in the back of the big Dona Maria Theatre. A lot of tourists in shorts as well as local girls in their high heel sandals got me horny really fast. This summer´s new footwear trend is great to my fetish, love sandals, flip-flops etc…

To get to the apartment I had to face something like 50 African illegal emigrants standing in the way up the road, no harm just a lot of strange and foreign languages mixing up in the hot Lisbon air, optimism lays everywhere, as well as in me, at least the prospective to find a nice chica to srew. I shared the elevator with two distinctive African´s that as I pressed the button to the third floor started giggling in their own universe like: “Ohh this lucky fellow is going to screw one of our special neighbours!” And the other went like: “Oh lucky prick, I envy him!”.

The door to the castle was opened by a Portuguese ex-working woman in her early 50´s and she is quite educated. She got me to n empty room with onlt two chairs and called the girls in. You could find like 5 or 6 girls, one African, three Brazilians and two Portuguese chicas between 25 and 35 I guess. The list starts at 30 euros for quick half and half and end at 80 euros for a full hour of heavy sex. I tried Catarina a Portuguese girl in her 20s, brown hair and clean but extremely pornish attitude, quite stiupid girl not to be compared to goddess Rebecca from last winter at Av. Miguel Bombarda and now disappeared. Catrina is just a horny business lady, nice curves with nice boobs and nice rear but short legs. She is the typical slutty morena from the suburbs, like Almada. I paid her 30 and just asked for a good long and deep blow. She does it covered and it was OK, nothing extraordinary but she turns me on. She asks for money for every extra, like 5 euros to go down on her, 20 for anal and so on. I said: “Just suck!”

As i got back to the street I looked for a newspaper quiosk and bought myself the daily news just to have a great laugh with our new “Self-imposed” government. I had to have some alcohol to get my laughing in control and chill out to the greatness of the moment. Lisbon at it´s best with Lisboners escaping the city in search of a packed beach at the Algarve. Live even more meat for the city summer slickers.

At about 7 in the afternoon I called the Apartment down at Avenida Almirante Reis, Nº 158 Cave esquerda (left basement apartment known as CV ESQ). The green door to the building is always opened, on the right you will find a creepy photo shop I guess. Just get in and down the stairs and ring at the door to your left. The door was opened by a tanned, false blond twentish Portuguese girl. She was on her way out but still showed me to the bar, a tinny room about 8 square meters at maximum where I was to wait on the white coach for the 8 (eight!!) girls available. I don´t know what to say but I had a hard time to decide between about 4 girls that clearly looked really sharp. The place itself is really an horny environment with the black and white floor tiles driving you insane. Every room has a Jacuzzi with ambient sound and everything include, Use it! You will also find a small bed and a marquees (uma marquesa!?). The girls show up in clean, sexy wrappings and wearing high heels, trying the best to impress you. I ended up making the choice easy by choosing instantly not on the best looking or hottest but going for the girl that showed the most calm and honest look, something between shame and pride, she was proud to say hello to me but looked a bit shy or lets say ashamed to do it at such a place. I won´t go into details but let me tell you it was one of the greatest and friendliest stay I had ever and I mean it, ever. The girl was wonderful, just an elegant princess that stayed one hour filling me with her libido, making me reach for stars that cost 100 euros! I had a drink, a tasty Bailey’s that she tasted in my mouth and the only disappointment was that after one hour there was o knock on the door, after two minutes another and then another. What a shame, the greatest atmosphere was killed, something that would never happen at Lumiar, never. Besides this counterpoint the place is superb. As I was leaving for a last Jacuzzi shower the girl asked me about the other girls and I told her there was a very pornish blond Brazilian lady in her mid thirties that looked great with boobs that look like artificially extended. Something I have never tried but will in the near future. So she just got out and called her friend in as I showered. She helped me with the drying and getting my pants back on! Altough it was clear that I could not do a move on her without paying it was a nice finisher and I promised to be back really soon.

I will post their phone number later as well as a few censored pictures on this board.

Pay them a visit and report back, this is a place that offers up to 12 girls during the week!

Zé D:

Thanks to you, Muri has just spent an hour in heaven with a fabulous creature.

Two days to go in Lisbon: Mur is heading north to explore a bit more of his lovely host country. Then duty will take him even further north to Mr Blair's offshore island. Still flushed by temporary prosperity, he read Zé's report on Almirante Reis 158 'Cave', and something said to him: "just go there".

Zé, you did not post the name of the goddess you enjoyed there. Mur is not sure whether you did this out of respect, or forgetfulness. But he will follow your example. It kind of added to the sport, to see the seven ladies and try to guess which one was 'the girl that showed the most calm and honest look', as you put it.

Anyway, Mur made his choice of a short-blondish-haired Portuguese beleza with grey-blue eyes and a magnificent body made for fashion TV. Maybe it wasn't the same as Zé's chica, but if there are TWO such divine women at this place it deserves to be featured on the cover of Newsweek magazine - the world needs some good news, after all.

Again following Zé in his reticence, Mur will go into no details and just say that this was definitely in the top ten experiences of a happy career of 30+ years worshipping at the altar of Venus. Words do not usually fail the garrulous Mur, but he can find little more to say, the thought of this woman just leaves him grunting and whimpering like a puppy having its belly stroked (just one of the many beautiful things this gorgeous lady did for the overage overweight puppy called Muri.)

So in the last few days, Bruna, Paula, Laura, and now, in a super league of her own, the magnificent queen of Almirante Reis. proving yet again what Muri already knows,

1. Portuguesas forever!

2. Try hard to visit one €100 lady per week rather than fast-fooding at €25 every second day. One thing is relieving the urge, quite another is to enjoy the body, brain and beauty which belonged to Muri for a delirious hour today at Almirante Reis 158 'cave'.

Zé, thanks once more,

But you just may have spoiled Mur for this forum because he will never want anyone else again...

First and foremost I wanted to thank the regular participants of this forum for their wonderful insights into the action in Lisbon. When I moved here six months ago I was ready to lament my change of fortunes, having previously enjoyed a lively scene in Johannesburg. Then I chanced upon WSG, and more precisely upon what I would like to refer to as the ‘Lisbon Group’.

Thanks to your unselfish and dedicated observations I’ve since enjoyed the company of Carol from 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros (more than once actually, hey it’s centrally located and at 20 euros it’s hard to beat), Paula on the 3rd floor of Calçada do Garcia (like a true Borges character), Roberta, the one with the braces from Rua Amadeu de Sousa in Alcântara (Sorry Harry, she’s not a mulata but a morena, ie a dark haired girl as opposed to a mixed race girl), as well as a petite Brazilian morena which I couldn’t resist, whose name I don’t recall, at the more up-market Adonis Health Club on Rua Braamcamp.

Next on my list is the newly discussed Almirante Reis basement, the ever elusive Carina from Avenida Gago Coutinho (if I can get thru to her), as well as Vitoria from Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira, not to mention Rebecca from Avenida Miguel Bombarda and Rafaela at Adonis.

I am planning to settle in Lisboa for the foreseeable future, and now that I have begun to get my bearings on the 'scene' in this lovely city, I hope to someday soon contribute my own new insights on yet unexplored Venuses and venues.

Having said that, I do have one little contribution to make in reference to the Correio da Manha, the Portuguese daily , which I’ve found to be rather useful. Well, it turns out that they have their own site at www.correiomanha.pt with the personal classified or convívio, as they refer to it, listed. You’ll find well over 12 pages of ads on any given day which is rather tedious to read, even for those versed in the language of Camões. Still, it does have a neat little search function, 'pesquisar', that you can use to narrow down possibilities (such as lingerie). I’ve also found this function useful to crosscheck phone number listed on this forum, to see if there is a current ad associated to it or a second phone number.

Cheers

Hi All,

I just wanted to say thank you for the great advice on Lisbon.

I've been here before and went to Elefante Branco - met a Ugandan girl called Michelle - fantastic ass - and for 125 euros, she came back to my hotel. CBJ and full service twice.

This time around, I decided to try 158 Av. Alimirante Reis, and I am glad I did. I went in, was shown five girls, but I chose a girl called Lara.

She was very friendly and affectionate. I had a nice massage first, and then we moved to the bed, where she gave a nice CBJ, and then she got on top and rode me. I then gave her a massage - she had a nice ass too - and then did her from behind, and all for 100 euros.

Would definitely go there again!

Visiting new nests!

I took the late afternoon for some serious hunting; at least this was what I was dreaming about when I left the beautiful Chiado café I was in. I thought about taking a brief look at Rua dos Fanqueiros, Nº 277, 3rd floor, right side just to find out that the 4 ladies available were not up to my standards. I found ladies in their end thirties and forties but the worst was their condition because I appreciate some pair of legs that know their way about! So I left, giving the very nice door woman some 5 euros for them to have coffee.

Do you guys do that as well? Or is just me?

Well off I went to Calçada do Garcia, just a five minute walk from the first pit-stop. This apartment is located at Nº 7, 3rd floor, right side and the girls demand 30 for half and half or 50 for full hour one pop sex act. As my favorite porno starlet Catarina, a Portuguese chica I have reported about was not present it came to me that she really stood out of the available legs. I’ve been here about 4 times and have found a total of about 12 girls from which only really two were up to taste, Catarina and a tinny short hair curvy Brazilian. Well I laft again and stopped at the next café to regroup my thoughts –I was 2 null behind!

I decided to go to the area of Almirante Reis but this time to try out a new place called Andreia Assistentes, they are to be found in front of the great Portugália, on Rua Marques da Silva, Nº 51, 1st floor (they own the building). Tel: 969219976- 919342654- 932214696
A Brazilian blonde opened the door, not a beauty queen, more of a fuck-up girl than anything else. The place is not very excuisite at all, it´s a rundown apartment with kinky furniture and a very sweet cheap sexy flavour, a bit to odd for my taste and I am not that picky; but I like it clean and this place was not the cleanest brothel I´ve been to. I was presented to 4 black girls and three Brazilian morenas but for an asking price of 50 for quicky or 100 for full hour none of the girls made it up to my personal and favorite billboard. So I left and as I looked at my watch it was nine in the evening and I decided to pop up at the Portugália for a few beers and “croquettes”! Next I visited Rua Pascoal de Melo, nº 44, 2nd floor right side (I guess but check it out in past reports; it´s sometimes worth it!). First I called them and was announced that service would only start at 10 in the evening so I laid back and had the few beers. After such bad luck I got up to the apartment still in full optimism, it must have been the beautiful night and the few beers. I was shown 4 nice Brazilian faces and ended up doing a tanned blond with nice medium tits. She was not a stunner but had the best atmosphere at the presentation and the choice was right! The price is 60 for one act. She gave a beautiful massage, nice CBJ and I rode her in a couple positions.

In the end this experience was nice as I got to see some new places and some new faces or asses! And something is clear now: Lumiar and Almirante Reis nº 158 are not easily beaten!

Question:
Does anyone know of places like gernman FKK where one can talk to the girls beafor deciding on which?

Here are some places to hunt at in the near future:
• Estrada de Benfica Nº 540, Tel: 968420706
• Avenida de Roma –chinesa; 96 885 50 37
• OLAIAS-ALTIS –Av. Eng. Arantes e Oliveira, 46, 7º Dtº
• Bruna’s place is ‘Mirage’. 967292270. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, 5th ‘D’. It’s opposite the Hotel Britannia

Has anyone tried these sites??
http://www.piriguetis.com/pagina_2_sexy.htm
http://www.relax-portugal.web.pt/mulheres.htm
www.escortportugal.com

As promised next week there will finally be some pictures on the Photos section!

Ze Duron - an excellent report on Av. Almirante Reis!!!! Thank you, I will give it a try.

Carlos