I'm leaving on a jet plane don't know when I'll be back
One again it is Feburary and once again that means I am at Borispil Airport waiting for my flight back home. After 7 weeks of love and hate I am too tired to post anything of any note. Perhaps when I get home I will toss a few nuggets to the hungry.
It was nice meeting new friends and old. And of course here is to all the girls, past, present and future.
Gotta love the free WiFi at Borispil - it's the fastest connection I had while in the Ukraine.
I was wondering if you guys could help me tho. In my last night in Kiev I met this girl at this place called River Palace, I think it's a disco or a casino or something like that, anyways. The girl had blond hair and her named ended in a 'a', do any of you guys know her? I was too afraid to approach her but she kept looking at me all night and licking her lips, making the sign 3 with her fingers and a sound that sounded something like a cash register. I think it was true love.
Anyways here's to late afternoon BA flights and down with early morning Swissair - at least I won't have to go to Heathrow.
Love and peace, the Cruiser.
Coke whores from River Palace?
[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]
A Paris Hilton look-a-like responded by smiling back in a grin
that read "$200 and blow".
[/QUOTE]
Was she tapping the side of her nose and holding up 2 fingers,
or did you just read this proposition from the shape of her smile?
Threesomes ... and American football
Great post Doc, and great night it seems ....
NO other experience in the world can be compared to sex with two horny slavic girls, save, perhaps, sex with two horny brasileiras !!
[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]
I am sure many Europeans will bemuse this odd habit as a ridiculous waste of sleep [/QUOTE]
There's a reason why the civilized world isn't interested in American football. That reason? It's a boring, ugly and predictable game. ;)
The doctor is in...oh yeah
Hey Dr, what's up with banging those two girls? You told me you were going to just drop them off as you were pushing me out of the taxi...;)
Bez? Are you just being naive when you think Slavic girls can't be coke *****s like good ol' American coke *****s - same old story, just a different country.
American football vs. world Football...
American football is war without people dying (usually). World Football is more like dancing with the occasional biotch slap or some dude in gold elf booties head butting his way to losing the world cup. Most European countries seem ok with letting people kill each other after the game to make up for the lack of masculinity of the game, sort of a metaphor for European history and politics. ;)
Nothing personal, but you obviously never went to any Gator games in G-ville.
[QUOTE=Prosal]
The civilized world isn't interested in American football.
It's boring and predictable.
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If you couldn't get "interested" at Florida Field during a downpour
with 5,000 drunk freshmen sorority sisters in the world's biggest
wet t-shirt contest, then you might as well pack it in Sally.
The USA isn't part of the civilized world?
And we'll suppose Bhutan, Djibouti, and Kyrgyzstan are?
And betting on football games is as unpredictable as it gets.
Its also one of life's greatest pleasures for a father and his monger son. :)