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[QUOTE=DrPoon;3035444]How much was the campaign donation for that?[/QUOTE]About 100 USD bucks for her to jack me off.
Holy shit!! Just saw this hotty profile of Melissa from the same saloon. Only wish I was back in Prague right now. Dammit.
[URL]https://mataharisalon.cz/en/melissa?pobocka=[/URL]
Howie.
Gentleman,
I have returned from my month-long "fuck finding mission" to FKKLand. I'm talking 21 establishments over 30 days within 5 different regions of Germany. The central purpose of the mission was to conduct a survey of the FKK landscape and to report my findings, either confirming or denying the already general consensus regarding the state of affairs post-COVID, which is that things are no longer as good as they used to be. There were some highs, many lows, and lots on in betweens. My conclusion is in alignment with the majority view, which is that the FKK scene in Germany is seriously degraded from what it was pre-COVID. From my perspective, the main reason is because the optics quality of the girls and their willingness to "put out" is less than what it was pre-COVID. Prices are up while quality and service is down. For example, I never spoke to so many girls who weren't willing to do CIM. That used to be a service that virtually all the girls were willing to provide for a 50 euros upcharge. I even spoke to one princess at Oceans who refused to do BBBJs! She has to lose a lot of business because of that. Don't get me wrong. There are still plenty of girls who will do CIM. It's just that the number of girls who won't provide that service is noticeably higher. And when it came to finding a girl I liked who would do anal, that proved to be virtually impossible! Depending on the trip, pre-COVID I butt fucked anywhere from 40% to 70% of the tutes I went with. But this last time, I had a very hard time finding any girl willing to offer up the "popeka". In fact, during the month I had 9 sessions with 8 different girls, with only one of those sessions including anal sex. Now, to the average guy that might sound impressive. To fuck 8 different girls in a month, including 1 of them in the ass. But we mongers know that's pretty mediocre. Pre-COVID, I could fuck more than twice as many girls in just 10 days, and again depending on the trip, 40% to 70% of those I fucked in the butt!
So, are there still any good clubs to go to in Germany? Is there still any good action to be had? Well, the answer to that is absolutely! It's all relative, and although the scene overall may not be as strong as it was before the pandemic, there are still some good clubs out there. The thing is that the best action is all spread out all over Germany now without that powerful concentration of top clubs located in the Frankfurt area, making it less cost effective to visit Germany for a traveling, tourist monger such as myself. Following are the clubs that I liked the most in each region that I visited, in the order of attendance: Sharks (Frankfurt); Harmony (Hamburg); Artemis (Berlin); Sunshine (Munich); Oceans (Dusseldorf). I also extend honorable mentions to Penelope (but wish the facilities were a little better) and to Mainhattan & Acapulco Gold (but wish the talent was a little better at both). And my call as to the number 1 best club in Germany right now? I would have to give it to Sharks. The facilities, the food, the relative ease of getting to the club, and of course the quality and optics of the girls. I think Sharks overall is offering the best FKK environment in Germany today. Now, I'm not likely to return to Germany to monger anytime soon. And if I did, it would be a much shorter visit with a more focused and targeted effort at having the most fun at the best of what's on offer today post-COVID. The thing is, when it comes to Europe, I don't see a viable path forward for me at this time. Switzerland would just be more expensive without better optics or performance. That's what I found pre-COVID. So, why would Switzerland be any better now? Austria was never a suitable substitute for Germany. I really used to love mongering in Spain, but the value proposition fell with prices rising and rising and rising without optics and service doing the same. Portugal, France, and the UK have strong escort scenes, but that's not my thing. The Netherlands, Belgium, the Czech Republic? Please!
I'm glad I had an opportunity to do what I did this past October. What an experience it was, and I would do it all over again! The FKK scene in Germany isn't dead. It's just overall not what it used to be. The same can be said for the top mongering destinations all over the world. Going forward, I think for me the best option will be to keep things closer to home for awhile. I'm talking about the Americas where there are plenty of hunting grounds. In South America, I still have my beloved Brazil, my favorite mongering destination of them all. In North America, things are no longer what they were in Costa Rica either, the country where I first became a monger (see my trip report from September 2024). Panama also has badly fallen off. But, I think that Mexico would be fertile hunting grounds. I mongered in Tijuana once and had a good time, but did not like it enough to return. Mexico is a big country though with plenty of other options. I think it's time for me to tap into some of those. Then there's Canada, one very huge country in terms of geographical size. The Montreal and Toronto escort scenes aren't for me, but I think I'm going to do a little digging. See what else I might be able to unearth in Canada. I hope you all enjoyed the reports I made during my "fuck finding mission" to FKKLand. One of the things that makes a trip both enjoyable and memorable for me is to be able to share what I experienced in a way that exactly reflects how it made me think, feel, and act at the time. I'll never forget my month-long jaunt around Germany, and thank you all for forgiving me of my perverted indulgences!
Note: I didn’t visit Cologne this time, but I have in the past, and I liked Samya and Mondial. From what my research tells me, both of those clubs are still worth a visit if you’re in the area.
[QUOTE=TheCane;3035605]Gentleman,
I have returned from my month-long "fuck finding mission" to FKKLand. I'm talking 21 establishments over 30 days within 5 different regions of Germany.......during the month I had 9 sessions with 8 different girls......[/QUOTE]Thanks for your reports. You have been true to the purpose of this web site. Having been to 21 different establishments and dating 8 women means you went to 13 clubs where you did not do any rooms. That's a lot. I know your standards are high but it still says a lot about the quality in German FKKs.
[QUOTE=Turgid;3035730]Thanks for your reports. You have been true to the purpose of this web site. Having been to 21 different establishments and dating 8 women means you went to 13 clubs where you did not do any rooms. That's a lot. I know your standards are high but it still says a lot about the quality in German FKKs.[/QUOTE]To be 100% transparent, as I was when writing the reports, three of the establishments where I did not session weren't FKKs, but essentially bordellos. But, that still leaves 10 FKKs where I didn't go to the room. And yes, some of the clubs I visited on typically slower days of the week. That's the only way I was able to fit them all in. But still, I argue that what separates a really good club from the rest of the pack is that you can show up there on any day of the week and still find some good action. That's how Oase [B]used[/B] to be when I first started patronizing FKK sauna clubs way back when. That's what helped make it my favorite FKK in all of Germany. It certainly wasn't the food LOL! Based on that criteria Oase would have come in dead last! Ha!
[QUOTE=TheCane;3035737]To be 100% transparent, as I was when writing the reports, three of the establishments where I did not session weren't FKKs, but essentially bordellos. But, that still leaves 10 FKKs where I didn't go to the room. And yes, some of the clubs I visited on typically slower days of the week. That's the only way I was able to fit them all in. But still, I argue that what separates a really good club from the rest of the pack is that you can show up there on any day of the week and still find some good action. That's how Oase [B]used[/B] to be when I first started patronizing FKK sauna clubs way back when. That's what helped make it my favorite FKK in all of Germany. It certainly wasn't the food LOL! Based on that criteria Oase would have come in dead last! Ha![/QUOTE]Wow what a trip. So you went to 10 x FKK's, paid the entry fee, and just looked around, ate some food and had some drinks! It must have been an ordinary time at the club indeed.
Maybe I haven't found it, but you could put all your trip reports together into one epic post.
[QUOTE=Turgid;3035730]Thanks for your reports. You have been true to the purpose of this web site. Having been to 21 different establishments and dating 8 women means you went to 13 clubs where you did not do any rooms. That's a lot. I know your standards are high but it still says a lot about the quality in German FKKs.[/QUOTE]When most of your visits are on worst days, or you leave early night clubs, or don t visit some of best clubs at the moment, can't say you are looking for quality, but more a real lack of knowledge of FKKs at the moment, when Oceans for best in NRW can only make laughing those with a bit of knowledge. I call it a tourist tour, missing a lot of quality, when Germany still worth long drive for me, when I had many very good rooms with very pretties for 100, I don't pay 250/60 which is escort rate in Paris, on this year and will keep on, but only visiting best clubs for real and on best days and time, when I hate to waste my money. A bit like ignorant Trump in our world. Yes, some good clubs like GT, LR, Vertigo / GG, closed and Velbert or World or Freubad. Ch fell for quality, but Sharks casting on this year is higher level than on 2017 to 2019. In this business, we experience from what we look for and what we are.
[QUOTE=Sirioja;3035810]When most of your visits are on worst days, or you leave early night clubs, or don t visit some of best clubs at the moment, can't say you are looking for quality, but more a real lack of knowledge of FKKs at the moment, when Oceans for best in NRW can only make laughing those with a bit of knowledge. I call it a tourist tour, missing a lot of quality, when Germany still worth long drive for me, when I had many very good rooms with very pretties for 100, I don't pay 250/60 which is escort rate in Paris, on this year and will keep on, but only visiting best clubs for real and on best days and time, when I hate to waste my money. A bit like ignorant Trump in our world. Yes, some good clubs like GT, LR, Vertigo / GG, closed and Velbert or World or Freubad. Ch fell for quality, but Sharks casting on this year is higher level than on 2017 to 2019. In this business, we experience from what we look for and what we are.[/QUOTE]Is another man's treasure! It's not about a lack of knowledge. It's about different preferences and the resources you have to achieve them. I'm obviously different from you with a purpose for this trip that you clearly neither can comprehend nor could possibly afford. From seeing your posts over the years, I most assuredly have a lot more money than you do and better taste. You're out here searching for high-end Porches on a low-end Peugeot budget! Preferring mostly cheap, dirty, small, lower quality clubs with mostly unattractive girls. A place like Oceans is my style. Clean, modern, easy to access, with great facilities and better food. And it had a collection of some of the more attractive girls of any club I visited over the month. So you stick with your dilapidated, rundown, cheap Charlie, penny pinching favorites like Magnum where you need happy hour pricing to save a dime LOL! What a dump upstairs! And I will stick with the uptown clubs like Oceans, Sharks, and Artemis with the most attractive girls, easy access, and the best facilities. Hell, Mainhattan was better than the dumps you like! Penelope had a lot of 7's, but it's way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere like lots of the ones you promote (good for your bicycle I guess) and kind of nasty facilities!
The reality of the higher cost of today's FKKs, among other things, is what makes the scene worse than what it used to be. Pre-COVID and before the condom law, for 250 euros I was getting an hour with massage, BBBJ, CIM, straight sex, and anal sex, to include multiple "shots on goal". Back then you were too cheap and lacking in resources to pay even that for that level of service, often promoting sleeping in your car to save money LOLOLOL! Well times have changed. You can't get that level of service for that amount of money anymore. And a lot of the new girls don't even want to do CIM or anal at any price! I know what I like, and that's what I go for. Guys like me will like the same. Meanwhile, guys like you won't. And one reason is because you simply can't afford it. Somebody might look at Jay Leno and say that he wastes his money because he has so many cars he can't possibly drive. But to him it's not a waste because it's his passion, and he has plenty of money to enjoy what he does. Cheap, tightwad guys like you who never had any money (and never will) won't ever get it.
[QUOTE=Maximillian757;3035787]Wow what a trip. So you went to 10 x FKK's, paid the entry fee, and just looked around, ate some food and had some drinks! It must have been an ordinary time at the club indeed. Maybe I haven't found it, but you could put all your trip reports together into one epic post.[/QUOTE]The best of the reports are now in the FKK Reports of Distinction. But there are many more. Just look in the appropriate thread for a club you are interested in, and there is a chance I visited if it's in the Frankfurt, Hamburg, Berlin, Munich, or Dusseldorf areas.
[QUOTE=Sirioja;3035810]When most of your visits are on worst days, or you leave early night clubs, or don t visit some of best clubs at the moment, can't say you are looking for quality, but more a real lack of knowledge of FKKs at the moment, when Oceans for best in NRW can only make laughing those with a bit of knowledge. I call it a tourist tour, missing a lot of quality, when Germany still worth long drive for me, when I had many very good rooms with very pretties for 100, I don't pay 250/60 which is escort rate in Paris, on this year and will keep on, but only visiting best clubs for real and on best days and time, when I hate to waste my money. A bit like ignorant Trump in our world. Yes, some good clubs like GT, LR, Vertigo / GG, closed and Velbert or World or Freubad. Ch fell for quality, but Sharks casting on this year is higher level than on 2017 to 2019. In this business, we experience from what we look for and what we are.[/QUOTE]Sirioja you have admitted to leaving FKKs on many occasions 'with full balls'. However, I think the Cane has outdone you in that regard. Perhaps, dare I say it, his standards are higher than yours?
[QUOTE=Turgid;3035876]Sirioja you have admitted to leaving FKKs on many occasions 'with full balls'. However, I think the Cane has outdone you in that regard. Perhaps, dare I say it, his standards are higher than yours?[/QUOTE]I'm fully sure I'm pickier than him, when I don't even know who is Scarlet at Sharks after so many visits on last years and I don't see any worthing 200/60 at Sharks since end of March. Sometimes I don't find, but I go to clubs where I know I should find, when I don't drive more than 1000 kms to go to restaurant. Germany still worth I keep on going for FKKs. My meaning is when you visit in worst conditions, you should not find best quality. And anal is also not best to go with prettiest and most GFE who are my targets.
One night in Hamburg. A Sunday unfortunately, in December.
I'll have a rental car. Which FKK should I go to?
Thanks guys.
[QUOTE=Sirioja;3035894]I'm fully sure I'm pickier than him, when I don't even know who is Scarlet at Sharks after so many visits on last years.[/QUOTE]You don't share my tastes, except for "Bambi" I suppose. But how arrogant! To suggest that "Scarlett" must not be attractive because you didn't notice her! I can assure you plenty of others in the club do. She has no problem making her money. The whole discussion of who is "pickier" is ignorant anyway because it's all according to individual tastes and preferences. T
[QUOTE=Abox79;3035903]One night in Hamburg. A Sunday unfortunately, in December.
I'll have a rental car. Which FKK should I go to?
Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Only Harmony Seevetal 25 kms south Hamburg seem to worth now, even I had good visits at Atmos before covid. Harmony is nice small club. Look on website, they used to give girls working on day. Hamburg, same than Bayern, are not best for FKKs compare to NRW and Hessen.
[QUOTE=Abox79;3035903]One night in Hamburg. A Sunday unfortunately, in December.
I'll have a rental car. Which FKK should I go to?
Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]In addition to a FKK, you might want to consider a hotty from Modelle-Hamburg for an incall.
I'm looking to return to Hamburg early next year for a couple of days but I plan to check out some of the girls from Modelle-Hamburg. Had some pretty good experiences from that website pre-covid. I'm keen to do a repeat with one hotty I fucked back then who is still active and also try out a hot newbie during my next visit.
Howie.
[QUOTE=Howie;3036055]In addition to a FKK, you might want to consider a hotty from Modelle-Hamburg for an incall.
I'm looking to return to Hamburg early next year for a couple of days but I plan to check out some of the girls from Modelle-Hamburg. Had some pretty good experiences from that website pre-covid. I'm keen to do a repeat with one hotty I fucked back then who is still active and also try out a hot newbie during my next visit.
Howie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Abox79;3035903]One night in Hamburg. A Sunday unfortunately, in December.
I'll have a rental car. Which FKK should I go to?
Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]One night, go to a FKK. Why spend all the time findiong someone on a website, vetting them and then finding out the reviews are fake?
In winter Seevetel is pretty lame- in summer it's a dream come true. Sitting outside is amazing. Atmos could be better in winter though.
You should check out the more recent German forum reports, versus the reports here.
I would probably wear a warm jacket and take a walk thoruogh the Reeperbahn for yucks. It's a bit like Amsterdam without the window shopping. YOu might get lucky. At worse you'll tell people you walked it.
Hamburg is the BDSM capital of Germany, forget Berlin, it's all about Hamburg. There are clubs, more ladies per square inch that offer services etc. "IF THAT"S YOUR GAME".
I did a few reports 2-3 years ago on the city under FKKs.