Met a girl once in a bar called heaven
[QUOTE=PilotPaul;2397354]Much more reliable is the weather reports in this forum.
Monday.Bars clearing with a chance of fresh pussy. 100% chance of getting laid.
Tuesday.Cheap beers on the Perimeter, afternoon & many hotel showers expected. 100% chance of getting laid.
The Weekend.Expect some inbound traffic from the south. Bars may be more crowded with a chance of spilt beers. 100% chance of getting laid.
If there is a typhoon and there probably will be, just do all of the above with an umbrella.[/QUOTE]And when the heavens opened up it was bliss- the only trouble was I forgot my umbrella and so I had to go uncovered!
NI.
December Angeles. Its now or never!
Most important time of the year, is right now.
In two weeks time the girls will be in panic mode to collect enough money for Christmas celebrations with family and friends.
They'll even fuck with people like you and me, to put some money together. Imagine that!
Arrive with little $1 or $2 , Christmas type, chocolate gifts. Smile. "Are you going back to the Province for Christmas? If yes, she will need money for transport to and from, plus celebration money. She's deeply dependent on you and your ATM. Time to pounce.
It's the most important season of fucking, for her (money) and for you (honey).
It's now or never guys. If you can not have fun in the next couple of weeks before Christmas (25th) , you need to review your modus operandi. A bumper harvest awaits you and yes, threatens your ATM too.
"Fuck now, that the season of fucking is yours, and not those who follow after you" !
Note: If typhoon, beware of the fresh water crocodiles in Walking Street.
Rotten Pussy Syndrome. Just Another Day in AC
Like Sammon, I have zero tolerance for smelly pussies. While.
I haven't gotten around to doing the myriad of finger / ginger / laboratory tests he orders from the pathologist yet, I know a bad smelling pussy from a good smelling pussy.
Freelancers in AC particularly seem to be afflicted by rotten pussy syndrome (RPS). The more tattoos they have, the more likely their pussy will smell. Tattooed people are risk takers. When 90% of their customers fuck bareback with CIP, how could you not get RPS?
My previous nights freebie (yes in AC hahaha) left at 6.00 am to get to her day job, so I had time on my hands. I found a FL on Tinder at 8. 00 am and she agreed to hang out with me from 10.00 am to 2. 00 pm for 1,500 pesos. So she came on time and we had breakfast. We took my laundry to the, well, laundry, stocked up on water, and just did internet for a while.
We then showered and come DATY time, I couldn't do it. I told her to wash her money maker again and brush her teeth (cigarette smell). Still I couldn't do DATY. She was very, very upset and said she takes impeccable care of her pussy hahaha. I told her to go to the Balibago Barangay Social Hygiene Clinic today for the ginger test. Now that we know their medical records are not confidential, I wonder if she will follow through.
I gave her 1,000 pesos and told her to leave. You're probably wondering why I was so generous. AC is a gangster town and you don't want to have any issues over a few dollars. Unless you are Idris Elba, Don Draper or Chocha Monger, you pay now or you pay later. Hahaha.
Anyone on the ground there??
[QUOTE=Sxxxx;2398621]Most important time of the year, is right now.
In two weeks time the girls will be in panic mode to collect enough money for Christmas celebrations with family and friends.
They'll even fuck with people like you and me, to put some money together. Imagine that!
Arrive with little $1 or $2 , Christmas type, chocolate gifts. Smile. "Are you going back to the Province for Christmas? If yes, she will need money for transport to and from, plus celebration money. She's deeply dependent on you and your ATM. Time to pounce.
It's the most important season of fucking, for her (money) and for you (honey).
It's now or never guys. If you can not have fun in the next couple of weeks before Christmas (25th) , you need to review your modus operandi. A bumper harvest awaits you and yes, threatens your ATM too.
"Fuck now, that the season of fucking is yours, and not those who follow after you" !
Note: If typhoon, beware of the fresh water crocodiles in Walking Street.[/QUOTE]Hows the weather. Angels or Manila?? Today flight got put back due to typhoon.
Booked taxi to A at 6 am Wed.
NI.