Pattaya Reports

Reading your post bro with a grin a mile wide and my missus is wondering what I'm so amused at! Man it was a blast hey. I forgot about jumping the bar at Simons. LOL. Keep up with the reports.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2190483]You could be right, but I have never gotten an STD. Definitely gotten a kid though.[/QUOTE]That is pretty much my worst nightmare. I'd rather stick my dick in and have it spontaneously burst into flames than get the bad news phone call / visit / lawsuit. Couldn't be much worse than the post-Thai food BJ at the DD.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2190614]Erectile medications are reactively cheap in Thailand and available without prescription. They definitely help.[/QUOTE]Yes, they do help, but only to a small degree in my case. I've been supporting the drug and condom companies pretty heavily. The medication that works best for me is a smoking hot girl or two, but these are getting increasingly hard to find, at least in a middle class monger's price range. In BKK last month I coupled a cute little spinner escort with some serious pharmaceuticals and got to the next level in the video game of sex: It stayed rock hard but there was just not enough feeling to climax. I guess I got my money's worth based on how, um, stiff I was the next day.

Maybe some VR goggles with decent porn would work. Indecent porn would probably work better.

Without fathering a child out of wedlock but familiar with Australian laws regarding child support etc. I'm thinking in Thailand and other Asian countries that enforcing any form of compensation particularly if one is a foreigner would be hard? And unless you agree to a DNA test proving fatherhood would be hit and miss?

I'm snipped so not a problem but I'm interested in any stories.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2190615]Well, she is indeed hot. Sometimes the hotness of a girl can make up for lack of performance of the girl and for her being overpriced by far. Maybe once or twice. But 10,000 bhat total? Yikes.[/QUOTE]2000 barfine, 5000 for her, drinks at Palace and What's Up with a few of her friends and my own were about 3000. She's a no repeat for me. She is 100% all hustle. I think I knew that and that's why we never connected in 2 years. It was just that I was tipsy and decided to get her off my check list.

Lew Ashby has really come through with some wonderful reports, along with pics. His posts offer tremendous learning opportunity to anyone visiting Pattaya. The story of those losers he took along to Skyfall is a real eyeopener.

LA, mate just one little observation. I am sorry to break it to you, but all those girls you think are non-WG. Think again. More power and respect you for the reports. Keeps the thread alive and a welcome distraction from the bickering on prices or STD or performance enhancement drugs.

Rob Jones, another shout out to you as well.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2190713]Lew Ashby has really come through with some wonderful reports, along with pics. His posts offer tremendous learning opportunity to anyone visiting Pattaya. The story of those losers he took along to Skyfall is a real eyeopener.

LA, mate just one little observation. I am sorry to break it to you, but all those girls you think are non-WG. Think again. More power and respect you for the reports. Keeps the thread alive and a welcome distraction from the bickering on prices or STD or performance enhancement drugs.

Rob Jones, another shout out to you as well.[/QUOTE]Thanks Blanq.

I think both Lew and myself look at the thread as an information sharing platform and in turn it becomes a learning tool as well. We spent about 3 days together and our fun was only enhanced by information we gleaned from the forum so it's right for us to share our experiences too so others can learn or educate us with feedback.

Thanks.

Rob.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2190713]
LA, mate just one little observation. I am sorry to break it to you, but all those girls you think are non-WG. Think again. More power and respect you for the reports. Keeps the thread alive and a welcome distraction from the bickering on prices or STD or performance enhancement drugs.

Rob Jones, another shout out to you as well.[/QUOTE]Hahaha touche Blanc! What I meant there was that "bargirl" is not their primary profession with one being a student and another being a working professional. But I still paid for everything and gave them 1 k per day so if we drew a line in the sand, no doubt they would be considered prostitutes haha. I am definitely not as naive to think that this was either of their first time being a "holiday GF" .

And thank you for the kind words, RJ and I came together after my last trip reports came just before his first trip earlier this year. We have been in contact discussing, scheming, and hyping eachother up for this past trip ever since! Still complete noobs with many things to work on (I have to seriously get spending under control), we appreciate all of the input from more experience board members and try to contribute as well since it is definitely a continuous improvement process. What a time to be alive eh?

Cheers,

Lew.

Oh the time creeps up on you in Patts, doesn't it? Ahhh well it's been great so far! Let's not get down, but rather go out with a bang!

Every time I wake up Namtarn is awake so I opt to get it in again around 3:30 then pass back out. I awake at 9 am and she is still wide awake. So weird (Looking back on it and discussing with RJ- maybe that is just her sleeping pattern with the #bargirl life LOL) I'm guessing she is a light sleeper and my snoring did not help the cause. I get it in again and then we go down for bfast. Thinking she would leave, she undresses when we get back to the room and says she is going to sleep. She asks if I want to barfine her again today and I say I am not sure. She says if I pay the 1500 barfine then she will just stay with me for nothing. That makes her 5000 LT rate a bit cheaper and I consider but do not commit. Realizing she probably hasn't slept all night, I head down to the hotel gym to give my other muscles some action.

I get back to the room and ole girl is passed out. A little after 3 pm, Rob messages me saying his girl just left and asks what I am doing. I say this girl is sleeping here still, and he says he will come over in 5 minutes. He comes in and we are being loud but nothing, we go next door to his room to have a beer and talk strategy. I say I am considering taking her up on her offer, and his girl from last night gave him the same offer, but says he has twin sisters lined up to meet us for dinner at 7 and that we should hit soi 6, 7, and 8 between now and then. I realize that I've already been doing too many repeats and wake her up and kick her at $$ out. She is not happy about this, and maybe she thought I was going to barfine her again, but I did not commit so do not feel that bad. She gets up slowly and still cleans the room before she goes haha. I give her 5000 and Rob and I are off to soi 6!

We walk down and look around; he said he will just follow my lead so we go into Red Point for a beer. I see a nice looking spinner right as we walk in the sliding door and make the drink motion. She sits down next to me, and I am getting pretty turned on. She feels my member, says I am big size and that she will not go upstairs. Wtf? Seriously I am below average in the US LOL. Rob hears it and is wondering what her deal is. I tell him I have no idea. The girl he had was pretty sexy and he asks if I want her, before I can answer (I totally would have) she says she wants to go with him, haha. Wow that's a first for me rejected in soi 6! Twice! We slam our beers, pay the bill and bounce. Nothing else catches our eye between there and Beach Road so we baht bus it to Soi 7. We walk through the beer bar complexes and one catches my eye. We stop in and decide to play pool with 2 of them. I initially went after the hardened one, but the one Rob had is younger and much sweeter. Well the next thing you know Rob has me set up to take both of them back to my room haha. 300 BF for each and 2000 to each for ST. Rob is talking to them and it will be their first 3 some. I am wondering how this will go. I finish my beer, and Rob says he will meet me back at the hotel.

Back at the room and the hardened one (on the left in the first picture) showers alone, while the younger one showers with me. I am thinking that this will just end up being me with the younger one and I am right. We are all lying on the bed and the blowjob that I was hoping to come from both of them at the same time does not happen. Instead one blows me while the other kisses me. Rubber on and the hardened one mounts me for some cowgirl. I have the younger one sit on my face. Ok this is alright. After a while of that, new rubber and they trade places. The younger one feels much better and I'm thinking I will just do her moving forward. That is what I do as the other one just lays there watching. I tell her to at least play with herself and she does. I am just pounding away with the one doggie style looking at my reflection in the mirror Patrick Bateman style and can't resist the urge to flex my bicep LOL. The young one is saying that her pussy is sore, so I have her to apply some KY. Going a little soft from the condoms, so I tell the hardened one to blow me. Back to 95% strength (ha) and I put on a natural lamb (going to hell I know) I lay back and tell the one I like to finish me. Cowgirl never fails! I ask which one wants me to finish in their mouth then and they both say no, ah worth a try. Younger girl is starting to get fatigued but I am close, so I help her move up and down until I finish. Man she had a pretty nice vajajay, I would have liked to went in there BB. I ask what she is doing later but she does not seem interested. Rob messages me at 7:15 saying he is back and I tell him to come in as the girls are getting dressed haha. He enters and asks how it was, I say it was ok but a little awkward; he reminds me that it was their first time doing this, and I am not as disappointed. He mentions that the sisters are meeting us at 7:30 so we push the Soi 7 girls out and head to Robin Hood Tavern to meet some twins for dinner.

We meet them and his is definitely the superior looking one with bolt ONS and better figure, but mine is super sweet and I get a vibe she has not been doing this very long. We order food and play 2 on 2 pool. I am absolutely terrible, and it comes down to me with an easy direct shot of the 8 ball in the side pocket. I straight up botch it but miraculously it banks of the other side and still goes in the pocket. I fall on the floor laughing and then our food arrives. We finish the food and beers and head to the hotel. I wasn't sure how this was going down, but figured we would just bang the sisters in the same room so I did not waste any time when we got back to my room and went in for it (in the back of my head I'm thinking "eat them up, beat them up, then switch sides? LOL) Rob's twin did not seem down and they left the room together. Although my twin did not have the spinner body that I was looking for, we did have some chemistry and we had a good flow. She asked if I had any condoms, and I say "mai chawwwp" (don't like). She said she cannot, but I showed her my std results as all negative and she smiles and says ok. Went for some DATY to and then went in. Her pussy was the tightest of the trip! It was almost a little painful on my member, but it felt pretty good. Finished and was up for another session. Her sister and Rob came over, and the expression on RJ girl's face was that she was ready to go, but I still proceeded to go after my twin and entered her again. She was a bit dry at this point and I didn't feel like lubing it up so we stopped. As she was getting dressed, I asked Rob what to give her and he said 1000. I was like that's it? What a steal! I liking where this night was heading.

We took a baht bus down to Walking Street and went straight to Crazy House. This ended up being our only stop of the night as he arranged four girls to accompany him back! Respect! I recall one that I turned away as I was not a fan of her nose and lip piercing (Fi: on the left in the second picture) previously but tonight she does not have the lip in, and she is smiling at me again so I buy her a drink. Then one of her friends (Fah: green dress) sits down on the other side of me. At this point Rob has rubbed off on me and I am contemplating this threesome. He negotiates 1 k barfines for us at 10:30 pm so I say screw it and do it. We pay the barfines, and I am eager to GTFO, but we buy them a couple more rounds of drinks as the girls seem to be having fun. Now this is where things got complicated for me, and although I was pretty upset at the conclusion of this, I never locked down expectations. They say 3 k ST and I counter with 2 k and they say they will. I then ask how long they will stay if we go LT and they say all night. I verify that they will indeed both blow me at the same time, eat eachother out, and I can cum on both of their faces and they are down. I say "ao ao ao (I want I want I want). So I was totally thinking that they are staying LT at this point- but I'm willing to take the blame here for not establishing that outright. I have my girls change and then tell Rob that I'll be back. I quickly head to say bye to my Mamasan at Simon where, she sends me off with 2 tequillas. Rather than buy the girls drinks, I just tip 20 baht (getting low on funds haha) and they seem content with that. For the girl I took last night (Namtarn) I give 100 baht for her to feel special and I depart back to CH.

I get back and Rob is gone with his 4 girls; my 2 are waiting for me outside and we head back to the hotel around midnight. We get back to the hotel sometime between 12:30 and 1 am and waste a bit of time- rooftop bar for drinks, to the pool for a make-out session, and even to the gym (pictured haha). We get to the room and everything is going well. Fi's body shows some baby damage, and her curves were not in all the right places as they appeared in the club haha. Fah has the spinner body that I am looking for and we definitely vibe better. At least this started out well with both giving me a BJ at the same time licking up and down the shaft. From here I survey both vaginas and Fah feels much better. I proceed to give her more attention while Fi excuses herself to go to the bathroom. Next thing you know, she is showered and dressed. I say wtf? And unfortunately Fah has little English competency. I ask her what Fi is doing and then suggest that Fi should just leave. I get up, give her 2000 and say she doesn't have to stay. She just goes and sits in the bathroom, and I am confused. Whatever, I enter Fah bareback and she does not object. Going at it mish, I see Fi standing nearby on her phone out of the corner of my eye and ask her what she is still doing here. I say she doesn't have to stay LT anymore, and that I will just have FAH spend the night. She says something to Fah in thai and finally departs at 2:30. Ok back to business. BBFS resumes and then 15 minutes later Fah says she has to go back to the bar by 3 am to get something and I have no idea wtf is going on. I am assuming that the 2 k ST to Fi to send her off was ok, and that Fah would just stay LT, but it seems we had a failure to communicate. She is adamant that she has to go back to the bar, and that she will come back. Realizing that this is a losing battle I give up; she gives me her line and says she will be back after. Before getting on the motorbike taxi, she asks for 2 k, and I say why if she is coming back. Now I am sure that she isn't coming back, so I say I'll give her 1500 now and the rest when she returns. She takes it and gets on a motorbike taxi.

*Side note: I was obviously not happy about this, and told Rob to question them the following night when he was there. He said that he talked to them and that they said I was unclear. I guess technically I was so I'll take the blame there for not being savvy enough to establish a clear understanding by all up front. It is clear that these girls thought it was just a ST venture, and what had so much potential was cut short by a bunch of wasted time spent everywhere in the hotel but my goddamn room. Oh well, it was a good time, but I think I am just a one girl type of guy. At least I got some solid video of making out with them and them making out with eachother LOL. Fa and Fi were not really my style of girls, but they were down to get nasty so chalk it up as a new experience. Moving forward, I will probably just stick to Skyfall, Bliss and Palace and my goto gogos.

Now it is closing in on 3 am and I have blue balls from not even blowing it so I hit up Namtarn and she says that the bar is about to close and that I can just meet her outside Frog Bar to save the barfine. I head down to Walking street on a motorbike taxi, and on my way there guess who I see- f'in Fah. She seems surprised then takes me by the arm and we walk. Hmm maybe she wasn't lying? She leads me to Fi and I see a very surprised look on her face where I am sure she asked her why she brought me here. They converse in thai, and then Fi types something into Fah's phone via google translate that says she is going home because she is too drunk. I just give her a hug and walk away.

About 3:15 am now and I am surprised at all the talent I am seeing! Next time, I am going to just walk the strip at 3 am and stake out some potential partners, then just hit a disco if all else fails. Namtarn meets me and we head to the hotel. She knows I am going to Bangkok tomorrow, and said she had the next 2 days off and that she could come. I am already planning on meeting my Skyfall girl so I just ignore it. In the room, she is not too thrilled with all of the used towels and condom wrappers that I didn't bother cleaning up haha. She ends up cleaning the whole room as I just lie down and wait. She showers and then lies next to me and I immediately go in for some DATY and lick all the way up to her neck. Teasing her with my dik rubbing it against her, I enter raw. After 10 or so insertions she says condom and I pull out and look for one, but do not see any handy. We just continue to go at it, and bareback it for the rest of the night. Is this her trying to get to come to Bangkok? Well it worked. I ask her if she wants to come spend a night (key word - 1 night) in Bkk with me and come back tomorrow to which she happily agrees. I told my Skyfall girl that I was just spending another day in Pattaya and brought Namtarn with me. I will touch on this in the Bangkok forum, but that turned out to be a big mistake. She was fun and bubbly, but just expected to be pampered and babied. Not my style. And night 1 Namtarn came out in BKK she literally did not sleep that first night in BKK and I knew she would just sleep from after bfast through the afternoon so it just gave me more ammo to kick her at $$ out when we get back to the room. 3000 to her for the 2 nights and I didn't even wait for her taxi to show up. She tried to call and sent me a bunch of messages trying to guilt trip me for opting to meet up with another girl (below), but I just ignored. RJ can attest to what a deadbeat she was. My style is to "treat a working girl like a princess and a princess like a working girl" haha, sure she was a 21 yr old hottie with a great ass who offered me BBFS, but attitude goes a long way right felllas? And for those curious. My planned departure was Saturday (6/2) night, but the 2 days with my skyfall girl went so well that I regretted wasting that day with ole girl. What makes the most sense? The only option in my head was to call an audible and change my flight haha. Changed it to Wednesday 6/6, not a bad way to spend 100 bucks hahahaha.

I'm a stickler for the bro code and the following night at CH another BM and myself were recruiting for "party" and both of Girls who dissappointed Lew applied and were rejected I told mamasan why and wouldn't buy them a drink either even after they spent 10 minutes working on my stiff boy.

I reminded them that us guys talk about the girls as well!

Good report Lew.

Lew, dude, you get way more bareback than is common. And not pre-negotiated. Just spur of the moment BB. Wow. Can you give us a little background (without giving yourself away) I am guessing you are not your average 50+ year old fat balding punter? What are your deets? Any other tips?

Also, if married how are you doing the STD tests? I am paranoid my wife would find out.

In the spirit of returning a tiny bit following your massive contribution, let me suggest you work your threesome into the following position. One girl on all fours on the bed and you standing on the floor. Girl 1 faces you for BBBJ or away for Doggie. Girl two stands on bed and straddles girl number 1 facing you. With girl 2 you can DFK continuously and choose hands on tits or FIV for her while pounding either the mouth or pussy of girl 1. Swap it up when you feel like it.

This for me is the epic position my 2 Ro-girls in London taught me. I could do it to the exclusion of all else! Course I love to kiss, so that a big part of this.

[QUOTE=RobJones;2191002]I'm a stickler for the bro code and the following night at CH another BM and myself were recruiting for "party" and both of Girls who dissappointed Lew applied and were rejected I told mamasan why and wouldn't buy them a drink either even after they spent 10 minutes working on my stiff boy.

I reminded them that us guys talk about the girls as well!

Good report Lew.[/QUOTE]Yeah and I'd do the same for you brother!

I thought back to that night, it was pretty hilarious when we took 6 of the better girls in there! Sure didn't leave much for the other punters haha.

Thanks for your reports Lew. Sounds like you had a blast.

Because of your reports my plan was to check out skyfall last night. Unfortunately I didn't make it. Infinity didn't have many girls but certainly some nice ones last night. I haven't been able to say that of late. Palace oth was as weak as I've seen it last night. Still about 60 girls but seemed like many of the nice ones were missing. Understandable I guess after a weekend of fireworks.

[QUOTE=LewAshby;2191013]Yeah and I'd do the same for you brother!

I thought back to that night, it was pretty hilarious when we took 6 of the better girls in there! Sure didn't leave much for the other punters haha.[/QUOTE]Were you there the night I barfined Cat and Bow who were sitting on the other dudes laps when we hit the bar? The looks on their faces were priceless LOL.

In Pattaya a few weeks back with three of my buddies for a few days. My other buddy Lew, references me as "L" in his reports. Not only first time in Pattaya but in Thailand in general. Luckily, I had some great stewards in 2 of my friends (Lew included) who showed me the ropes. But, as everything in life, you also have to just figure it out on your own. The days and nights were a blur of hitting Kinnarree, Soi 6 and walking street. Kinnarree is fantastic. Has the feeling of a really nice gentleman's club and there are so many women around at any given time. And they provide a top notch experience. It's definitely an afternoon spot. Go have lunch and then head up (of course on a motorbike taxi! You will definitely get your world rocked if you so choose. I think they specialize in making sure you will come back for more and not for the faint of heart. If anything, hard to make sure you can hold your load for more than 15 minutes, haha. Soi 6 - you have to look but there are definitely some diamonds in the rough. You'll get the biggest bang for your buck there, so to speak. I think maybe my favorite place was Red Point, if I'm remembering correctly. Met a chick who did anal there, great time in that instance and afterwards just hangout with her, some of the other ladies and the staff and drank afterwards. Fun night. Which didn't end after I went back to the hotel and passed out. Woke up at 4:00 am and went back out for another hour and partied at a club with my buddy, his chick and this hottie (who in hindsight I wish I had invited back with me). Walking street and the go-gos – hands down Skyfall is the best. Best in terms of talent, atmosphere, and experience with the women. The individual experience may have been the best of the trip. All of the staff are great as well. You can certainly spend the money so come prepared to bust your budget; however, a wise man once told me. What a time to be alive. Cheers!

Previously she was a model at Imagine and What's Up. Now she works Iron Club. She's about 5'1 and less than 105 lbs with fake breasts. I've gotten her drinks and chatted with her before but she refuses to let me barfine her to bang her. I've offered her 15,000 once (I was drunk and not sure if I was playing around knowing she wouldn't call my bluff). She declined anyways. So has anybody on here nailed this girl? Just asking. To see if she even is barfine (able).