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at around 3pm last monday i went to a thai massage parlour on shaftesbury avenue. it had been recommended by a friend as a good place to get a decent massage with happy ending. he warned me there may have been some ladyboys among the girls present, and that much fuss had been made about it on another forum, but having had a couple of close encounters with ladyboys in the far east already, i was't too worried about it.

so anyway i went up a set of stairs, entered a tiny waiting room where about 4 girls were waiting, and was greeted by a young guy who speedily showed me inside one of the cubicles. he asked me if i had been there before (no but a friend recommended me), then if i wanted a girl, a guy or a ladyboy (a girl thanks), and finally if i prefered a 2-hands or a 4-hands massage. i would have gone for the 4-hands but would have had to wait some 20 minutes for a second girl to be free, so i went for the 2-hander.

the papasan left me to get undressed: as instructed by my my friend i removed all my clothes to make my intentions clear, and waited for the girl.

the cubicle was extremely dark, only candle lit really as far as i can remember, so when the girl showed up i couldn't quite make out her face, but she had the average thai body, short and slim, and was dressed in tight fitting jeans and sleeveless shirt, so all was good.

got the massage, chatted a bit, finally at the 50 minute mark she asked me if i was ok. cue for me to ask her what kind extras she offered, to which she answered she was good at handjobs; i asked her how much, she answered make an offer, i offered 20, she asked for 30, i agreed (i was good on my initial pitch and overpaid by 10 as my friend later explained).

she wasn't particularly skilled or anything, but she delivered in a very slow, unrushed way, and the build up to climax left me satisfied.

add to the 20 50 more pounds for a 1 hour massage and it works up to 70: is it good value for london?

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this is good value for london. i was wondering about this place as well, looks like it is worth a visit.

[quote=ryo saeba]at around 3pm last monday i went to a thai massage parlour on shaftesbury avenue. it had been recommended by a friend as a good place to get a decent massage with happy ending. he warned me there may have been some ladyboys among the girls present, and that much fuss had been made about it on another forum, but having had a couple of close encounters with ladyboys in the far east already, i was't too worried about it.

so anyway i went up a set of stairs, entered a tiny waiting room where about 4 girls were waiting, and was greeted by a young guy who speedily showed me inside one of the cubicles. he asked me if i had been there before (no but a friend recommended me), then if i wanted a girl, a guy or a ladyboy (a girl thanks), and finally if i prefered a 2-hands or a 4-hands massage. i would have gone for the 4-hands but would have had to wait some 20 minutes for a second girl to be free, so i went for the 2-hander.

the papasan left me to get undressed: as instructed by my my friend i removed all my clothes to make my intentions clear, and waited for the girl.

the cubicle was extremely dark, only candle lit really as far as i can remember, so when the girl showed up i couldn't quite make out her face, but she had the average thai body, short and slim, and was dressed in tight fitting jeans and sleeveless shirt, so all was good.

got the massage, chatted a bit, finally at the 50 minute mark she asked me if i was ok. cue for me to ask her what kind extras she offered, to which she answered she was good at handjobs; i asked her how much, she answered make an offer, i offered 20, she asked for 30, i agreed (i was good on my initial pitch and overpaid by 10 as my friend later explained).

she wasn't particularly skilled or anything, but she delivered in a very slow, unrushed way, and the build up to climax left me satisfied.

add to the 20 50 more pounds for a 1 hour massage and it works up to 70: is it good value for london?

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[QUOTE=Phoenix22]This is good value for London. I was wondering about this place as well, looks like it is worth a visit.[/QUOTE]
Seems relly worth the visit!
Shaftesbury Avenue is not a short alley, any more detailed hint?

An update -

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If you book or are thinking of booking an AW escort, you might well be tempted to pay the small amount to see her private gallery in anticipation. I just did this only to find the whole set of albums empty. Have reported it - no idea what AW's policy will be on it. Caveat emptor if you pay money!

[I]latest -AW have added a small notice in the top right of the screen, 'Do not buy galleries or movie clips.' Guess that's them covered then . . . ;) But following the link also reassures: 'Galleries, Private galleries and most other images will come online through the night.' No refunds for 24hr gallery views then . . .

Amendment: refund obtained. This company gets a lot of flack so only fair to mention it when they act courteously!
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[QUOTE=Chirag2205]Just wanted to ask how many pops are allowed in 1 hr incall. Sorry to ask this foolish question. But I have never used escort services in uk.[/QUOTE]Come twice in an hour.

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[QUOTE=Bionicman]Seems relly worth the visit!

Shaftesbury Avenue is not a short alley, any more detailed hint?[/QUOTE]My apologies to Bionicman and everyone else, but I promised my friend I wouldn't divulge the address.

I'm afraid you'll have to do with the few clues present in my post.

[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba]My apologies to Bionicman and everyone else, but I promised my friend I wouldn't divulge the address.

I'm afraid you'll have to do with the few clues present in my post.[/QUOTE]

I thought this forum was all about providing mutual help and guidance for each other. Why on earth would you have to promise your friend not to divulge the address, seems a rather lame excuse to me. Does this establishment not want any new customers?

To you other guys, there are lots of similar establishments around China Town that charge similar prices and £70 is about the going rate for an hours massage with a happy ending. There are many other places across London that also do full sex for around £100 for the hour including massage, however the quality of the massage can be hit and miss since the establishments primarily cater for sex.

[QUOTE=Mortman]I thought this forum was all about providing mutual help and guidance for each other. Why on earth would you have to promise your friend not to divulge the address, seems a rather lame excuse to me. Does this establishment not want any new customers?

To you other guys, there are lots of similar establishments around China Town that charge similar prices and £70 is about the going rate for an hours massage with a happy ending. There are many other places across London that also do full sex for around £100 for the hour including massage, however the quality of the massage can be hit and miss since the establishments primarily cater for sex.[/QUOTE]

Google 'Shaftesbury Avenue Massage' and the secret place can be found - AsianTouch - careful with the choice of 'masseuse' though....

[QUOTE=Mortman]I thought this forum was all about providing mutual help and guidance for each other. Why on earth would you have to promise your friend not to divulge the address, seems a rather lame excuse to me. Does this establishment not want any new customers?[/QUOTE]Mortman,

I don't mean to start anything here but I have to say I think you should reconsider the way you approach issues with people.

The reason why I promised secrecy to my friend, as I'm sure most other users will have guessed, is that:

A- my friend thinks he's found a good establishment and doesn't want every Londoner and/or tourist to spoil his find.

B- it's his right to ask me that because, as I pointed out in my post, my friend is active on another forum, and therefore just as we don't like people from other web sites to poach are discoveries, so does he.

This said, I did provide enough info to locate the place if you really want to. In case you missed them:

1- it's on Shaftesbury Avenue

2- it's a Thai place

3- it's open on Monday afternoons

4- it's not on ground floor

5- the venue has ladyboys

6- it's been discussed at lenght on another forum

You assume mine is "a rather lame excuse": an excuse for what? For not having the address? For not having been there? For being lazy?

Finally, and most importantly: if you'd contacted me with a private message, I may have decided to let you know, but your public complaint doesn't attract much symphaty.

Anyway, regardless of what I believe, I fully realize I'm a rather new member with only a limited number of posts, so if the true senior members of this forum would prefer not to have the chance to read anything at all (instead of having at least some clues that with a little effort can lead you to the place), then I will refrain from posting this kind of reports in the future.

I do mean this, really: I like it here and I want to stay, and most definitely I don't want to get involved in any argument with anyone.

Ryo

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on the subject of massage with a happy ending, this is also a place worth visiting - revival massage in barons court (piccadilly line). this can be 'googled' as well, also search 'barons court massage' on utube and this will show the inside of the place.

i saw a young chinese lady called molly, not an especially pretty girl, but with a good body draped in glamour wear. she does a proper massage with hr, and 5 stars for both with a very affectionate lady who let me touch her everywhere, including her nice hairy puss while she gave me a nice oily full body massage.

the finale was an eruption over all over her pointy tits. a bit more massage (i'd booked an hour), more kissing and playing about, as this got a bit hot she offered extras, which i wasn't in any state to refuse. we moved to the bed and she gave some oral (with condom) and then jumped on me for cowgirl, and leant back to let me see everything as she rode me. i finished in her from behind.

she gave me an assisted shower, which is a nice touch, and i left feeling good.

[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba]My apologies to Bionicman and everyone else, but I promised my friend I wouldn't divulge the address.

I'm afraid you'll have to do with the few clues present in my post.[/QUOTE]You and your friend really are a pair of stupid fucking wankers ! Asian Touch caters for people like you ; more money than sense.

Give him a break lads. He's a fairly new member. He just asked if he paid a fair price that's all. You won't encourage someone to post in the future by name calling. And Phoenix posted the answer pretty quickly anyway for anyone who can't go figure so easily. Ryo Saeba - you've maybe gathered the general etiquette though - it's either simple questions to learn from someone, or else input some info that others can benefit directly from. Not everyone is that tolerant if you don't stick to those unspoken categories. On the other hand you can see the point - if a newbie researching the thread has to wade through lots of posts that don't yield info he will understandably get dissuaded. And for every poor post there'll be twice that volume of flame. ::rolleyes: :p

[QUOTE=Christopherd]Give him a break lads. He's a fairly new member. He just asked if he paid a fair price that's all. You won't encourage someone to post in the future by name calling. And Phoenix posted the answer pretty quickly anyway for anyone who can't go figure so easily. Ryo Saeba. You've maybe gathered the general etiquette though. It's either simple questions to learn from someone, or else input some info that others can benefit directly from. Not everyone is that tolerant if you don't stick to those unspoken categories. On the other hand you can see the point. If a newbie researching the thread has to wade through lots of posts that don't yield info he will understandably get dissuaded. And for every poor post there'll be twice that volume of flame.:..[/QUOTE]Christopherd,

Thanks a lot for taking the time to offer your take about the validity of my, sadly, too much discussed post.

As I said, I strongly believe that a hint is better than no info at all, but I will gladly stick to the unwritten rules of this particular thread, and refrain from posting this kind of reports in the future.

[QUOTE=Kiwi 69]You and your friend really are a pair of stupid fucking wankers! Asian Touch caters for people like you; more money than sense.[/QUOTE]Kiwi 69,

You comment negatively about Asian touch, but upon reading your past UK posts I haven't found a single reference to it. Surely you are planning to write a detailed review of your experiences there?

Also, it would appear you think that MP is too expensive or not worth the visit, whereas 3 other forum members in this page alone think it's either good value or in line with the current prices: for the betterment of this thread maybe you should explain the reason behind your disdain for this establishment?

As for your less than polite name calling, I guess the right thing to do would be to report you to the administrator, but my friend and I are having such a laugh at your ramblings that I won't: maybe you'll offer entertainment to someone else again in the future!

By the way, if you're thinking to insult me in other creative ways, save yourself some time: you've gone straight in my ignore list.

In fact, I think that Jackson would do well to cancel all these recent argumentative posts, mine included of course.

With all due respect Christopherd, if a report like the one I originally posted induces people like Mortman and Kiwi 69 to use the forum to vent their own personal repressed anger at the world, than it is them who shouldn't post, not me: it's them who do not offer any info.

As unfortunately I have no plans to visit London again in the near future, I will today stop reading this thread, which I haven't found really hospitable anyway. Not everyone here seems to be level headed like Christopherd and Phoenix 22.

Ryo

I saw Natalie who is on Ace Massage:
[url]http://www.acemassage.net/natalie4u/natalie4u.htm[/url]

2 hrs for 210 gbp.

I wouldn't recommend.

Fellow mongers,

I have been reading the forum and not finding what I am looking for so here comes a plea for help.

I am coming to London at the end of January and looking for some quality time with a quality Ebony escort. Anyone got a recommendation? Price is not an issue. Yes its easy to find lots of Ebony escorts on the Internet but through my mongering days I have found its usually a very uncertain way of going about things not using recommendations. Since I am not based in the UK myself I cannot contribute on the UK scene until after my visit but if anyone s travelling to Paris I am your man for references and tips.

Send a PM or just post your answers.

Thanks in advance guys and happy new year.

Rollo Aff