Rio de Janeiro Reports

Barra.

Yes, that is where Vagabundo lives! Classico Beach Club, Barra Posto 1.

The sweet move after you have been bareback banging your 18 year old tier 1 terma girl in Transamerica is:

1. Lets go to Olegario Maciel to eat at Na Brasa Colombia, where the food is always top shelf, especially.

Filet de Peixe Bel Munier with side of rice and batata Portuguese with a garafe of lemonade Suisse, and maybe a palmito salad (250 r).

2. Stroll over to Classico Beach Club for the top trending instagram photos of your young narcissistic existence, which will make her love you more, even if you are not exactly a match. If you rent the chairs and pay for the bucket of Heineken it can cost upwards of 200 r, so be advised (cheaper and just as good at P6, where one can walk from Transamerica.

In contrast to the water anywhere in copa, and even out to leblon, the water is clean.

The actual winners and actual beautiful people in Brazil live in Barra. They leave the losers in the tourist bubble of Zona Sul. I'm not saying, but I am just saying. Czech in effect concurs.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;2654818]There's a great youtube channel called Czech in effect where the guy goes to different countries around the world and vlogs.

[URL]https://youtu.be/B2t824qAOlU[/URL]

This video is in barra but he goes to centro, copa and others parts of rio. For the many americans scared of going to rio or Brazil in general, its a pretty friendly place. The most people do is try to snatch your expensive iphone, gold chain or sunglasses. Petty stuff that you can avoid by not being a clueless traveler.

The gangs in rio are very aware that rio thrives from tourists money and so tourists are not targeted. Plus they don't want police trying to come into their communities (favelas but they don't like people calling it that anymore. They are proud people that are proud where they come from) they even allow tour guides in different favelas and warn gang members not to rob tourists or they'll have their hands cut off. The only people that will rob you are desperate young guys on bikes trying to make a quick buck from your phone. Centro is also bad for pickpockets because lots of homeless but again just desperate people and not criminals.[/QUOTE]

Public transportation.

Vagabundo is not interested in winning any popularity contests. Most mongers will roll out of their av Atlántico hotel, get an uber to 4 x 4, and feel like they are going into combat if they go further than 50 feet from the entrance of the terma in going back.

In the "report of distinction" write up of choco Hunter to VM which I did with Chege and CH, we were at Uruguiana metro. We took the metro to VM by taking the metro from Uruguiana to Sao Cristovao. As I said, this recommends itself because you see alot of SW on the walk from the metro to VM (aim for Mosaico as a search). This also recommends itself because that is how the girl you are fucking will get to Mosaico or VM. She will ride the metro. From Pavuna or another zona norte stop. Or from Supervia from some place way the fuck out there like Campo Grande, to Central, and from Central, in the metro to Sao Cristovao. Or she will take the 457 bus from Norte Shopping to: a) VM (praca bandeira, which historically means slaver's square, updated for the present to mean economic slavery), b) if she is hot enough to copa, as the 457 goes from av nossa copa to norte shopping, via VM.

Lots of praise has been given, rightly, to CH, who. Rides public transportation (and I, right beside him). Several times to sao cristovao station.

From sao cristovao station, a 18 year old hot AF girl can in less than 10 minutes: 1) walk to VM, 2) walk to Mosaico, 3) walk to MassagemTijuca, 4) walk to the Federal University near Maracana, 5) walk to Maracana for a soccer game. And you can too, sports fans.

You can also: A) walk to Motel Malaga, which is one of the two most important historic sex motels for mongering because it was right next to Karla Models or Escort Show (the other was Barao do Flamego, which likewise was next to the agency). For 120 r you would get a reasonably hot girl for 2 hours who would do anal, and many were straight up 10's. You would go into the hotel, and you would call on a land line the agency, and the girl would walk down the street. You could sit there outside the motel and watch a line of girls going to their clients beginning in late morning. This was 2007 to 2012 or so. I've never been to help, but I miss that profile of mongering the way many of you seem to miss help B) walk to a series of super eateries and bars, lead by Aconchega Carioca, or botta bar. These locations were a block or less from now defunct club red light, and two blocks from Mosaico.

I am a 1% compared to most of you. I was a Naval Infantry Officer, with all that entails, like speed walking 9 miles in 90 minutes with 152 pounds of steel and ammo on my back several times during infantry officers course as a requirement of graduation. Now, even as I am fat and old and my lungs are polluted by weed, I retain those habits of muscle memory, and I get to know a area of operations by walking, and by doing so on the public subway, buses, and light rails that will function even if the internet goes down, and everything goes to crap, short of all out nuclear war. And so will the local, poor, hoar class girls who we all come to Rio to bang. They all expect a uber, but it doesn't mean you have to give it to them. Personally, I make a market by telling girls to take the metro the the stop closest to me, and then taking a taxi to my ap-hotel, which saves 50 r or more on each leg of the trip, and that, again, adds up to 20 minutes of fucking per each 50 r saved.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2654766]Sorry Vagabundo, this broad statement makes no sense at all. But if you personally like riding public transportation, knock yourself out. It is no skin off my nose. I gave up on public transport a long time ago. Uber is so much more convenient and time efficient.[/QUOTE]

Bambina is a great sex motel.

The top shelf motel is Panda on Sao Clemente, right around the corner.

Best property IMHO is Sao Clemente 114, Verandas Sao Clemente, especially a ap that overlooks the student hostel with live music into the wee hours. That is a killer pernoite vibe and will get good performance out of the hoars.

My top rec for sex motels is Corinto. Suite with BOTH a hidro and a sauna and of course a stripper pole is recommended.

OK, as for swing, it is all in the attitude.

You go into VM. Go to Casa 13. Cacau (who I was calling Ann Amari) says she will go to nude beach. Next to Casa 13, you can find the girl I call Monique, who I took to the nude beach (abrico). Actually, she requested it. You need a crazy chick like Monique. Monique recruited the white girl, was even having sex with her in the car ride back from the nude beach to my ap, so it was game on from the start. Actually, both Monique and seka, the white girl were blowing me, her husband and several other men on the beach. So, you know, swing is a thing that happens, it's not just limited to ClubMixBar in Praca XV, or in Asha in Barra, or 2 a2 in Botafogo. It is a libertine vibe (helped a lot by ganja) that you and your hoar create and then kind of roll along with.

[QUOTE=DinoDong;2654761]After sharing moments with friends in the weekend I collected beautiful memories in the surroundings of Rio, visiting Marica and Cabo Frio.

My second week of mongering started again on Monday with another visit to Euro Rio Spa, a parlour in Barra the Tijuca, near the Metro station. The line-up was again a true blessing and this time I shared my time with Andressa. Blond and tanned Loira with an amazing porn attitude.

Other experiences on various weekdays were yet another visit to Vitoria, RJ massagem. Such an amazing energy, the best nuru I ever had and even better then the first time. But, unfortunately (or luckily in this case) Vitoria does only handjobs. It is still an unforgettable experience. Sayuri advertises on various sites with massage plus sex. I decided just to go for it, payed the 450 R for 90 minutes and was pleasantly surprised. She is in her late 30's or begin 40's, still good-looking and has an obvious well-taken cared body and an amazing ass.

With a lot of playtime in the first week and the shrinking wallet, I decided that evening / night playtimes should only be spontaneous and extremely hot. This meant cruising along avenida atlantica, having a drink in MABs and just wing-it. A short-haired university morena and a dupla with a preta and branca was the result of these evenings..[/QUOTE]

Going to Rio in a couple months after a disappointing Medellin trip. Haven't been to Rio in I think 10 years. Looking forward to the 5 to 1 exchange rate in the #1 mongering destination before the dollar crashes. I'm reading the board and trying to catch up. What is Casablanca terma. I don't remember that one from back then.

Can someone give a 2022 update on all the main termas and Help type bars that are open now. 10 years is a long time and I feel like a rookie again. Also, what are the top 2 or 3 hotels that are girl friendly and no extra charge. Did the game move to Airbnb instead of hotels. Is Barbarellas still open. Is the rude women at the front desk at Centaurus that always tried to keep your change as a tip still working there. Do they still charge you the whole amount of girl and entrance upfront. How does 4 x 4 look since the fire and remodel. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2654602]This type of thing often works in my favor in certain types of settings. For example with street beggars, who may assume I have less money than some other person, so they hit the "others" up for money and not me. Or, maybe when I'm walking around in a bazaar or market or something and don't want to be bothered by all of the touts running around chasing after other ethnic types because they're supposedly the ones with the money. And there I am loaded! Hahaha! Dumb fucks! Don't want to respect me as an individual then you don't deserve any of my money anyway! I do business with those who treat me with [B]respect[/B] and don't fret about those who don't. Their loss. Literally! Some tute doesn't want these fists full of euros, then I just move on to one who does. And there are plenty! More than I could ever handle. Next![/QUOTE]Many Asians, especially Chinese, suspect non-Asians of being heavily armed. Truth is that Asian girls generally are no tighter than other ethnicities. I always have a smile on my face when I remember that Chinese girl in Indonesia who said to me "Be gentle I have Chinese pussy" then while banging her I discovered she was no tighter than most other working girls and banged away to my hearts delight.

Not seeing any rooms with both a hot tub and stripper pole at Corinto, at least not in the pictures. Which suites provide that? Because it certainly sounds like fun haha.

For those of you mongers getting BBFS: how did you approach it? Last time I went, I enjoyed myself covered. I was also mongering with some local friends and there's definitely a culture around sexual safety so didn't want to kill the mood. But this next time I go I'm 100% dedicated to getting some bare.

I'll get some tests, but is it best to just ask, to just tip, etc? Trip shaping up to be 8-9 days Rio, 2-3 days Sampa, probably mid March or early May.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2654871]Bambina is a great sex motel.

The top shelf motel is Panda on Sao Clemente, right around the corner.

Best property IMHO is Sao Clemente 114, Verandas Sao Clemente, especially a ap that overlooks the student hostel with live music into the wee hours. That is a killer pernoite vibe and will get good performance out of the hoars.

My top rec for sex motels is Corinto. Suite with BOTH a hidro and a sauna and of course a stripper pole is recommended.

OK, as for swing, it is all in the attitude.

You go into VM. Go to Casa 13. Cacau (who I was calling Ann Amari) says she will go to nude beach. Next to Casa 13, you can find the girl I call Monique, who I took to the nude beach (abrico). Actually, she requested it. You need a crazy chick like Monique. Monique recruited the white girl, was even having sex with her in the car ride back from the nude beach to my ap, so it was game on from the start..[/QUOTE]

Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.

Those deets are women's work.

I did the man's work, paying the 400 (breakfast separate).

It was worth it.

[QUOTE=Dobandun22;2655082]Not seeing any rooms with both a hot tub and stripper pole at Corinto, at least not in the pictures. Which suites provide that? Because it certainly sounds like fun haha.

For those of you mongers getting BBFS: how did you approach it? Last time I went, I enjoyed myself covered. I was also mongering with some local friends and there's definitely a culture around sexual safety so didn't want to kill the mood. But this next time I go I'm 100% dedicated to getting some bare.

I'll get some tests, but is it best to just ask, to just tip, etc? Trip shaping up to be 8-9 days Rio, 2-3 days Sampa, probably mid March or early May.[/QUOTE]

I have no idea if you're actually Brazilian or just messing with us but English is great. Great advice too, even when I was hanging with Brazilians and doing "local" type stuff it was obvious that I'm a gringo.

But also Brazilians are super nice people, definitely agree that you should be nice and respectful. One thing I didn't realize was that it's very rude to say "no" or direct refusal to things so had to adapt!

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655106]Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655106]Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.[/QUOTE]This right here made me laugh so hard 🤣.

My friend. I think the gringos want to assimilate and don't want to look like outsiders even though their assimilation attempts make them stick out a like a sore thumb. I don't even try to assimilate. I know I am an outsider and try to behave as best as I can while I am guest in your country.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2655143]Those deets are women's work.

I did the man's work, paying the 400 (breakfast separate).

It was worth it.[/QUOTE]I'd like to note that you didn't answer my question.

There's literally 7-8 types of room. I literally just asked which one has a stripper pole as I'm not seeing it. Hotel looks nice but is it really too much to say which one just has a pole?

Or I'll just call them when I get in-country, whatever.

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655106]One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?[/QUOTE]Yes indeed this [B]is[/B] some funny laughing out loud shit hahahaha! Well fortunately enough for me, I don't need to resort to wearing some kind of shirt to fit in. As long as I keep my mouth shut, Brazilians think I am Brazilian LOLOLOL! But as soon as I open my mouth hehehe! It's done LOL!

My date figured it out.

I forgot.

[QUOTE=Dobandun22;2655164]I'd like to note that you didn't answer my question.

There's literally 7-8 types of room. I literally just asked which one has a stripper pole as I'm not seeing it. Hotel looks nice but is it really too much to say which one just has a pole?

Or I'll just call them when I get in-country, whatever.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2654740] Back to Rio. Going to Rio in a couple months after a disappointing Medellin trip. Haven't been to Rio in I think 10 years...

What is Casablanca terma...
Is Barbarellas still open...[/QUOTE]Look, I don't have boots on the ground, but I'll give my 2-cents worth and tell you what I know, w/r to several of your questions.
[LIST] Casablanca - Is located a block away from Dolca Vita Night Club, on Rua Duvivier, at the T-intersection where Don Juan Strip Club (if you were around) used to be. This place has changed names over the years, so you may remember it under a different name/management.

Some describe it like an American night club. Expect to see girls from many of the Clubs that the girls work at, in the Prada Junior area, (ie. Mabs, Boate Kalabria, Angel's Bar/Prof.Bar, Franks Bar/Black Cat/Club Senso, ex-Balcony, ex-Barbarella, ex-Cicciolina and the SW in the Prada Jr. area).

I used it as a last resort, to pull GDPs at 2-4 am, if I was in the mood and I found something of interest.

Some BM, from older reports see Casablanca as a clip-joint. However newer recent reports from some BM, say they had a great time and a good selection of girls. YMMV as did mine.[/LIST][LIST] Barbarellas - Has been closed since about late June, 2020. Here is a article w/r to its closing, if you're lamenting the joint:

[URL] https://diariodorio.com/barbarella-boite-famosa-casa-de-striptease-em-copacabana-fecha-as-portas-apos-44-anos/ [/URL][/LIST]
I look forward to the your report.

So like many mongers, I have this fantasy of recording my did. Are Brazilian girls open to that sorta kinks? If no, then is there any (spy) camera fellow mongers can recommend to recording the deeds.

P.S: I am landing Rio in 10 days, I will return back to community by providing detailed daily reports.