Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Dobandun22;2655153]I have no idea if you're actually Brazilian or just messing with us but English is great. Great advice too, even when I was hanging with Brazilians and doing "local" type stuff it was obvious that I'm a gringo.

But also Brazilians are super nice people, definitely agree that you should be nice and respectful. One thing I didn't realize was that it's very rude to say "no" or direct refusal to things so had to adapt![/QUOTE]Well they say: Deus é brasileiro" so we all are my friend. Yes Brasileiros are more polite than gringos in some situations, and maybe less polite in other situations. But in a situation like a restaurant or meal we say "estou satisfeito", I am satisfied, instead of "I do not want any more" or "I am full". Also, when I ask a woman if she will like a drink, I say "aceitaria uma bebida" , would you accept a drink. And in response she can say "Aceito", "accept. It is more educated than "do you want" "yes I want. Small things like this are nice but not critical. I think Brasileiros understand foreigners and we do not expect you to be exactly like us. As you can see many English words are now being used in Brasil, like "feedback" and "black Friday". We do not like arrogant people or rude people. But I think everyone dislikes those people.

Funny post but I am thinking about something else 😉. I think you also help me understand a little more about the Brasileiras.

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655106] ...When I go to [b]USA[/b] I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?...[/QUOTE]Do you mean New York? In New York, LA or some other larger cities, I think you won't stand out too much so your example does not apply to all cities in US, unless you are wearing Vasco shirt😁.

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655106]Good day gringos. A gringo friend told me about this site. I am having a good time reading how gringos think about our putaria. Sorry if my English is not perfect. I think I understand better than I write, but I will try. I read many pages with help of google tradutor and I am having many laughs. Maybe I can help you understand brasileiros and brasileras a little better. Some of what I read seems like bosta but maybe I am not understanding completely rsrs.

My advice to gringos is be simple and be humble "humilde" them Portuguese. You are guests in Brasil. Have fun with our women but treat them good. Remember Brasileiras are the best in the world. We brasileiros do not deserve them and you gringos do not deserve them also kkk.

One thing I do not understand. Why do you write so much about Barra? Barra is for Brazilian middle class. It is kind of boring place, good if you have children and a car and you like to drive everywhere. But I do not think it is good for tourists. Just my opinion man. Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk, hope he did not pay a lot of money for that shirt" that is what we think, sorry but true. Its ok gringos, you can wear Vasco shirt, we will pretend that you are Brasileiro too because we are nice people. When I go to USA I will wear Yankees shirt and everyone will think I am Americano yes?

At.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. Your input can be invaluable, so please stay. And don't worry about your English, it's fine.

Trust me, frequent travelers on this forum love Brazil beyond termas, prives, ppks, etc. LOL. I've been on this board long enough, I know.

As to Barra it's been popularized by Vagabundo, who actually lives in Rio. New tourists shouldn't stay in Barra, IMHO, and that's what the consensus here is. But for those who stay in Rio long-term, it actually makes sense (cheaper and safer). After you've seen most things Rio has to offer, why not stay in Barra, really?

I chuckled reading your Vasca shirt musings. I feel the same way about trying to blend in with the locals. Never going to work, IMHO.

Like I said, please stay and comment some more.

There is no reason to avoid public transportation in Rio except one: wasting your valuable vacation time in traffic. Which is the reason I won't hesitate to take Metro, but I try to avoid buses. When I need ground transportation I call Uber or flag a cab. Saving a few reals is not a priority when you're on a short vacation.

[QUOTE= CervejaGelada;2655106] ... Also, a gringo who uses a Vasco shirt is still a gringo. Everyone knows this, "hey look, that gringo is wearing a Vasco shirt. Maybe he does not know that Vasco is terrible team kkk ... [/QUOTE]Too funny! Thanks for the chuckles!

[i]Hey, what do you think about adding a pair of [b]bombeiro civil khaki pants /shorts[/b], with my Vasco shirt, as a way to blend in?[/i] (Okay, just kidding don't answer that...No, really don't answer...kkkk!).

VB1, ideas and tips for dressing, are somewhat interesting for the uninitiated. For the those interested in VB1's Gear list: [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=2592910&viewfull=1#post2592910 [/URL]

Anyway, it's always good to get different POVs (point-of-views) and different counterpoints to all arguments presented here.

Not sure if you're just [i]lurking, catfishing[/i] or [i]willing to provide additional reports in the future[/i], but your POVs are always welcomed. But rest assured your posts will be scrutinize, debated and won't be taken as instant gospel, just like anyone else who posts here.

How is the tinder game in Rio. It didn't exist 10 years ago.

[QUOTE=Spidy;2655218][i]Hey, what do you think about adding a pair of [b]bombeiro civil khaki pants /shorts[/b], with my Vasco shirt, as a way to blend in?[/i] (Okay, just kidding don't answer that...No, really don't answer...kkkk!).[/QUOTE]You guys are killing me over here LOLOLOL!

After 6 trips to the BR, I decided this trip would be a great opportunity to stay and adventure in a part of the city where I normally don't stay. In centro. Like many fellow bm'ers have reported to the forum, I first got my Rio feet wet in Copacabana. Copa's user-friendly attractions are a great place to start if you're new to the city but after a handful of trips I wanted to experience a new setting. I decided to book a hotel in centro because it is a place that I've hardly discovered. I spent the day cruising various privee lineups inside rb156, rb158, and tdm33 but declined to session. I poked my head inside the cinelandia Starbucks around 12:30 in hopes of crossing paths with the one and only Vagabundo and' friends for a Monday afternoon centro privee tour but no such luck was to be had. I was to be on my own, operating in lone wolf mode which I don't mind doing whatsoever.

As the sun went down I caught an Uber up to São Cristovão and walked up rua Francisco Eugenio towards the north end of VM. Like others have mentioned, there were a handful of SW'ers plying their trade along the rua. I didn't see anything special as I made a right on rua ceara and pointed it towards the stretch of dingy VM bars. I was definitely the only gringo there at this time which didn't bother me much as my Portuguese is decent and I feel comfortable conversing. I took a lap around the enclosed horseshoe and to my surprise, only a handful of negras and morenas escuras were on the clock. I can't recall seeing any brancas or morena claras for that matter, only dark meat on the menu fellas! I chatted with a few girls and played a couple games of pool with the local lads but I didn't session with any Garotas.

I look forward to returning later on in the week when things will inevitably pick up. Mondays are the worst day for action in Rio so I knew not to get my hopes up this time. If I had it to do over again I would suggest giving VM a miss altogether on Monday's. Afterwards I wandered over to galeto bandeira and had a fabulous dinner. I can definitely recommend that restaurant if you are in the area. Bring a friend tho, because the servings are massive and too much for any monger to handle solo.

Jrealyo checked in today. We met at Starbucks Cinelandia at 12 h30.

As a rule, Vagabundo gets 3-4 pernoites a week which checks the box of fucking a real live Brazilian woman each day.

Sex at night, sex in the morning, usually at least 2 of each.

On off days, or when a new ISGer is in town, Vagabundo hits centro / VM.

We headed over to Darkroom. Jrealyo is a good man, and the girls like him. He scored a BBFS at darkroom, and I will keep the deets private to protect the innocent. That was his goal, and he shot and scored.

I did a new negra. I came twice. She gave me a massage. I made her cum real good, which I like, as a rule, and we are going onto pernoites.

Cost at darkroom was 140 r. What's that? 28 dollars.

Then we headed over to Metro Uruguiana. Jrealyo got a vasco shirt. If you keep your mouth shut, the supposed local not withstanding, it is actually good camo.

We headed to central by metro. We went up to the street level to buy registered chips. 10 reais each.

Then we headed via metro to Sao Cristavao.

We walked to [URL]massagemtijuca.com.br[/URL], or massagemtijuca.

Jessica is the super hot regular girl there. She was occupied. The time on deck was 16 h.

There were two super hot morenas - Jamile, Joyce.

Just wow.

We then waked into VM via the street. There are SW along the way, good quality.

We hit VM. My wingman found a BBFS provider, and he went to work.

I waited for him to finish, and we headed back to centro.

We hit 116, but it was too early.

We headed to Praca XV for an excellent dinner. We walked over to a taxi stand, and I headed back to Barra on the luxury 19 h30 bus.

Some may wonder what's new? Well, let me tell you. First, I had sex with a 19 year old woman I never had sex with before, and she came and was happy at our having sex. That's never a bad thing, in fact, it is a pretty great thing. And I made a new friend. A friend for 2 weeks, but a real friend nonetheless. So it was a fine, fine day. Chege took the initiative to lead a pussy patrol to Perola Negra, and the plan is to meet at Olegario Maciel 135 at 21 h30, and then to go over to Perola where the cover is 30 r.

As the economist notes, living like this -- IE, hoaring -- is a luxury. For those of you who prefer to live this life by reading this forum rather than doing it in person, good on ya. Get your ass down here and join the party.

After my very interesting and fun visit to a Samba rehearsal with Chocolatehuntr I decided to check Marakech again. Cover was 100 incl. 2 Drinks. There were I think about 15 mostly brancas girls with some stunners. But my eye stuck with a girl I saw strolling around on Monday and we chatted a little. She 24 branca with no tattoos and asked for 800 whole night. Exit fee was 150. - and off we went.

She was a solid performer who liked it a little rough, she asked me to choke and slap her face. So a intensive session and repeat after an hour chat or so. Total damage 950.

Friday and Saturday was with a seeking girl. A sweet, intelligent German ancestry blonde. Just pure GFE for 2 days with fucks at any possible stops in the hotel. Total damage 2000 - and cost for drinks, restaurants and so on. Will meet her again.

Yesterday (Monday) went with Vagabundo to check Perola Negra and Paris Cafe. Both places were quite slow because it was Monday. Perola had the better line-up, both places are basically boates with a 10 x10 m room with a dance floor in the middle and seats along the walls. We didn't session but the girls said session 1 h incl. Room is 600 Brl.

Well after Paris was midnight and we just called a night. Shoutout to Vagabundo for showing me around in Barra, a very knowledgeable and smart guy who knows very well the game in Rio.

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655192]Well they say: Deus brasileiro" so we all are my friend. Yes Brasileiros are more polite than gringos in some situations, and maybe less polite in other situations. But in a situation like a restaurant or meal we say "estou satisfeito", I am satisfied, instead of "I do not want any more" or "I am full". Also, when I ask a woman if she will like a drink, I say "aceitaria uma bebida" , would you accept a drink. And in response she can say "Aceito", "accept. It is more educated than "do you want" "yes I want. Small things like this are nice but not critical. I think Brasileiros understand foreigners and we do not expect you to be exactly like us. As you can see many English words are now being used in Brasil, like "feedback" and "black Friday". We do not like arrogant people or rude people. But I think everyone dislikes those people.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this lesson in culture. I'll keep it in mind for next time, it's helpful to know. I'm sure you known we gringos have our ways but it's always better for me to be respectful, that way everyone has happy interactions!

By the way, for a local, what do you personally recommend or enjoy in the putaria? I loved going with Brazilian friends but for me a place like Solarium isn't dirt cheap, for them, it's ludicrously expensive!

[QUOTE=CervejaGelada;2655413]...About "gear" . Fun word "gear". I do not understand why some people here make putaria complex. ...[/QUOTE]It is not all about mongering. For example, VB mentioned sandle which remind me to bring mine and that has nothing to do with mongering.

Also, could you tell us your mongering style? Additional context will help to understand your comments and questions. If you monger the same way as VB, then your comments will have weight because you already know all but if you only visit Solarium, then someone maybe able to answer your question based on the background information.

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OK, sports fans. Huddle up.

You're in a terma, like say Perola Negra.

Vagabundo and Chege (a great wingman) were last night.

You sit down, and the hot AF morena sitting next to you is from Bangu or Bonsuccesso.

You know if you fuck her in the terma, she will be "anchored" at the terma price, which is 500 or 600 per hour.

You don't want that.

You get her number (we were sitting outside in the nice smoking area).

You also get the number of the mulata twins, the perolas negras in perolas negra who live in jacaparagua.

There is a particular problem that in the best Bubba Boy fashion that Vagabundo seeks to solve. How do you crack, like decisively defeat, the insipid pricing of the tier 1 terma?

Here is my plan, and it has worked.

You fuck the girl near or at her home in a love motel which you select.

Vagabundo has been doing this with Belladonna for the last 3 months -- to wit, Corinto, love motels out in Zona Oest.

You, even if you are in town for 2 weeks, or a few months, can do it too.

Here is how.

While you are talking to the girl in the terma, you open your smart phone to this site.

[URL]https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro[/URL]

And when she tells you where she is from, you suggest to her that you go fuck at a good or very good love motel in the area near to her.

Lets say she lives in Bonsuccesso, like the Morena who had worked at Centaurus and Solarium says she is from.

You suggest, "vamos transar them corinto".

Oooh, you can almost smell her getting wet over the whatsapp chat.

Now, fucking a girl is always fun the first few weeks. Especially if it is a teenage tier 1 terma girl. Fucking her in the terma is IMHO a strategic mistake. It is like taking that taxi for a ride in the city for a few blocks, now the meter is on, and then deciding, well, lets go to Sao Paulo. You're going to end up paying thousands. What you want is, hey, mano, vamos no SP, quatro cien. You want to be paying the collective bus fare on the long ride of a mini relationship, 500 reais max pernoite for a few months if that, not 500 per hour.

So here is the plan, men.

The first sex is at a sex motel -- in her own neighborhood.

You say, vamos a corinto para transar.

Boom.

That means.

1. You know how the real system works, you know how to get the 6 s's of shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep (and sauna and hidro and stripper pole). You are like the evolved alpha predator, you are the hunter, not the hunted.

2. You can bring that to her hood.

Say she lives in Campo Grande, which is pretty common. You say, vamos no motel Salou. Boom, inside her loop.

Say she lives in Bonsuccesso. Vamos no motel Corinto.

Say she works at any terma in Zona sul, like Solarium, MC, etc. Vamos no Motel Panda.

That is for the first fuck.

You get her there pernoite.

Girls always perform better at good love motels. After the first fuck in a good love motel, then you get her to your apartment.

OK, in the memory of John Madden, back to you to execute! Vagabundo is going to go for it with the morena bangu from Perola Negra.