Some Old Favourites and Some New Ones - Part 1
I've been busy over the past few weeks visiting some of my old favourites and discovering some rather good ones which I hadn't been to before. Here's a summary:
Club Striptease, Richmond
Had a few terrific sessions with a Spanish looking chick called 'BJ'. She's probably got the hottest ass in the business. She's a professional dance teacher, so her ass and legs are super firm and toned. Doesn't offer full sex, but pay her an extra $20 and you can lick her pussy and ass until the time is up. Her boobs are not her best point, but her beautifully waxed pussy and asshole are sensational. She really got into DATY by pushing and controlling my head and tongue so that I got the right spot. She loves having her ass licked and will bend over and touch her toes, while you can sit on the lounge burying your face in between her ass cheeks. Highly recommended. She had an intense orgasm each time after working on her clit with my tongue and then had a warm glow about her - I knew she wasn't faking. Really good GFE and worth the money. She charges $50 for both DATY and HJ combo deal. This is on top of the $50 minimum charge for seeing a girl for 15 minutes.
Southern Comfort International, Braeside
I wasn’t sure where Braeside was, so I set the address on the sat nav and after about 40 minutes, finally got there. It’s way out in the SE suburbs, and let’s just say it was an interesting experience. I went on a Thursday lunch time and they had their $20 strip show deal. As you enter, you pay $20 and then get a discount to the same value if you then go with a girl. Their rates are $90 for half-hour, so it’s an extra $70 if you want a girl later.
It is a purpose built brothel right in the middle of an industrial estate. Everyone from the nearby businesses will know exactly why you entering this building!! No privacy or discretion what so ever. When I went, the place was packed with workers during their lunch break. I wonder what their suburban wives would have thought, if they knew hubby was frequenting brothels during his lunch break?? Everyone was seated on a chair around a large room and two of the girls lap danced around each punter. You can touch and feel up the girls as much as you like. In fact, they expect it, so no need to be shy about it. Fortunately the music stopped when one of the girls was burying her pussy in my face, so I won a voucher entitling me to a free 30 minute sex session. Talk about beginners luck. After more dancing, stripping and touching up, the two naked hookers got into a bath tub in the centre of the room and had a bubble bath. By this time I was starting to doze off….
The action then proceeded to a smaller room where two different girls where doing a dildo insertion / lesbian show. All rather boring stuff. I left the room to pick a girl and handed in my free voucher.
I deliberately chose a real slapper/tart/scrubber called Taylor. She was one of the dancers during the first show and would not have looked out of place along Gray Street, St Kilda. Bottle bleached hair, massive gap in her front teeth, saggy tits, tattoos, cigarette breath, mini skirt barely covering her ass and to top it all off, she was probably in her early fifties. But, quite thin and a very nice ass which I had already groped before during the show. Yes, I was in one of those moods! I was then led into a huge, very nicely fitted out room. Large bed, massage table, split system aircon, plasma TV with pornos and a huge shower. Probably one of the nicest brothel rooms I’ve been in – and I’ve been in hundreds of them.
Man, she did not disappoint and I would give her 10/10 for enthusiasm, politeness, kindness, GFE and PSE. Everything is on offer without any extra charge. DFK with plenty of tongue action, BBBJ with deep throat and perfect suction, AR and enthusiastic riding in every position. Real nasty action as I expected. She also offered me anal free of charge, however, when she gaped her asshole to take my cock, I was a bit put off and went limp. She finished me off with deep throat BBBJ with a cum facial, which she then wiped all over her mouth. Just fantastic.
As I was getting dressed, we had a nice conversation. Turns out she is Italian. Taylor won’t be to everyone’s taste, but if you like cheap nasty action with a ‘stereotypical’ w-hore, then look no further. She works variable day and night shifts, so give them a call before heading out.
As I was leaving, I noticed they had lots of girls in the line up – young Aussies, Asians, mature Aussies etc. Seemed like a very busy establishment.
Old Favourites and Some New Ones - Part 2
Here’s Part 2 of my update on old favourites and new places I’ve tried.
Award Massage and Beauty Parlour, Victoria Street, Richmond
This place has been around for a while and it’s actually one door away from Lou Lou’s massage parlour. Lou Lou is always complaining that the owner of this place used to be her receptionist for many years learning all the tricks of the trade, and then setting up in competition with her next door!! Talk about cheeky….
Now that Sonya is no longer at Lou Lou’s, I decided to give this new place a go and was pleasantly surprised at just how nice, clean and professional the set up was. The massage rooms are beautifully fitted out – almost luxurious. In comparison to Lou Lou’s next door, well, it’s like the latest Mercedes versus a clapped out Kingswood. I don’t know what Lou Lou does with all her money, but it surely hasn’t gone on renovations. Lou Lou is always complaining about the cost of everything – from rent, food, to getting an aircon unit fixed, to paying the staff wages. Imagine if she then had to pay tax like the rest of us!!
Well, back to Award….I was allocated a rather ugly looking Chinese woman for the massage. I chose 1-hour for $65 (same as Lou Lou). Don’t be concerned about the looks of this particular woman – this was simply the best, proper, professional massage I have ever had in Melbourne. She found all the knots and applied the right amount of pressure. All the while I was covered in a towel and no extras were offered (sigh of relief!) and none were requested. I’m sure there are many other masseuses on offer there who would only be too happy to provide a HJ. All up, worth the experience. If you guys are getting tired of Anh, Anna and Ivy next door and of Lou Lou’s constant whining, then give this place a go. It’s about time Lou Lou lifted her game. Also, do report on any “cooperative” masseuses there….
Ladies for Gentlemen (LFG), Punt Road, Richmond
This big brothel has been in operation for many years - I’ve read about it in the forum and decided to give it a go. Well, I liked it so much that I have now seen the same girl there four times… LFG is a series of terrace houses opposite Richmond Oval and on the corner of Swan and Punt. The entrance is from the rear and they have dedicated parking there for punters.
What makes it unique is the little protocols and procedures they have in place to protect your privacy. You will never bump into another punter while you are there as they carefully allocate the rooms and the girls call out ‘coming through’ as they walk down the hallways. This gives the other girl (and punter) enough time to duck into a another area to avoid contact. What a difference from say The Main Course!! They also provide mouthwash, deodorant and always offer a drink (juice, coke etc). Another nice touch is that the punter hands over the girl’s share of the money (50%) in a folder directly to the girl. The rooms are decorated in typical brothel kitsch - Victorian replica crap everywhere. Nothing special, but neat and clean and plenty of towels on offer.
I have now had four sessions with a white Australian lady in her late 30’s called Tina and have thoroughly enjoyed myself. Tina has shoulder length dark hair, medium height, slim build with nice B cup tits. Pretty face, smooth pussy and fair complexion. She is warm, friendly, affectionate and has always provided a genuine GFE from the minute I first saw her. I wouldn’t call her service PSE – she’s too classy and measured for that, but generally accommodating to most wishes. She does fantastic DFK and loves DATY and receiving AR. Her pussy and ass are beautifully waxed with not a trace of odour. I have made her come everytime with my tongue working her clit and my fingers playing with her lips. Her CBJ is very good as is her cowgirl. I like to finish with doggy while gently fingering her asshole, which she didn’t mind. She’s intelligent and provides good conversation. Service is completely unrushed. What more could a man ask for?? Tina works days only and it’s best to book her before venturing out as she is very popular. After the sex, there's plenty of hugging, kissing and general chat right up until the minute she lets you out the door. Service with a smile. Cost is $140 for 30 minutes. Definitely recommended.....