Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I was playing with you there: D[/QUOTE]I know! My brand of humor, real funny guy. Heh.[QUOTE]Mmmhh, this happened to me a lot but only with my regulars. After the 3rd or so session they know you and forget all about the rubber.And BB Anal means nothing to them, they are not as aware about STDs as we think they are, unfortunately.[/QUOTE] Concur and seconded.[QUOTE](BTW, the BB sex I have had was at Angel 24)[/QUOTE] Same same, I just do A24 outcall to the condo though, don't actually go there much any more, just get recommendations from my regular main squeezies for sooai/seksee, tahm ngan dee mahk, khun aow booking mai kha (? ) newbies. I guess bareback is now [i]de rigueur[/i].[QUOTE]I have a problem with Japanese condoms, usually they don't fit. Are these available for Farang Size? [/QUOTE] They have tons of sizes, Kimono corporate is US based now I think. I'm just normal (no matter what the Thai girls say), but the Kimono E series is over 7" and wide girth contoured, perfect for me. Those things roll down like the fat lips on a Chiang Mai 25 yr old. The only problem is that they are kind of a soft jade green color, maybe a turnoff for some chicks but I've never had a problem. Anyway, there are lots of other Kimonos. Also, I highly recommend Okamoto brand too. Unfortunately, none of the commercial condom websites will ship either of them to Thailand. As I said, I bring my own.Yeah so, I was in Geylang Singapore last month and this super hot PRC chick put this damm thing on me that must have been a little kid's party balloon in its last life, Hello Kitty bright pink, didn't even make it down 1/3 of the way, and strangled the poor guy to death. I about died before yanking the fucking thing off. So yeah, always carry your own too.Will get more info on getting Thai made condoms that are supposed to be 'closed shop export only' (both Okamoto and Kimono brands), as soon as I can get it. In fact will get legal on it tomorrow. The E type is the only Kimono still made in Japan I believe. A good topic to be researched.Oh, what the hell, I'm headed over to Pantip now Nic, any special movies you want? I like Nong Natt myself. Oh wait, that was 5 years ago. Fuck me I'm gettin' old.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Nah, but I have bought Thai Porn @ Pantip to see how it was. I must say the truth is, Thai porn is Very lame.[/QUOTE]But you have to get at least one of Nong Naet with the really good D or E cups, even if quality is Shite.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Nah, but I have bought Thai Porn @ Pantip to see how it was. I must say the truth is, Thai porn is Very lame.[/QUOTE]As bad a the pixelized crap they produce in Japan?

[QUOTE=Pita123]As bad a the pixelized crap they produce in Japan?[/QUOTE]Actually, even though some of the Japanese porn is censored, the quality is still good (both ladies and acting, Picture). Thai porn suck in every way.

Went to Darling MP in Sukhumvit soi 12. In the past I had been there a couple of times so I thought to give it a retry.OMG! First the papasan; didn't really like his face. Then the girls: there were hardly 10 girls, most of them looking bored and tired. In fact I felt sorry for them but what could I do.I thanked the papasan, told him I would come back another time and left. He sighed, and shook his head. When I opened the door to exit I heard him saying: IN-DI-AAAAAAAA.Lol!

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Went to Darling MP in Sukhumvit soi 12. In the past I had been there a couple of times so I thought to give it a retry.OMG! First the papasan; didn't really like his face. Then the girls: there were hardly 10 girls, most of them looking bored and tired. In fact I felt sorry for them but what could I do.I thanked the papasan, told him I would come back another time and left. He sighed, and shook his head. When I opened the door to exit I heard him saying: IN-DI-AAAAAAAA.Lol![/QUOTE]I wouldn't even say I would come back. The girl talent is not too impressive, generally. Could be that good service exists.

[QUOTE=Neil Flanders]But then I look down and see the bed is covered with blood.That's bad! But she keeps begging me to fuck her like it didn't matter.I rush to the shower and explain to her the session is officialy over.She says OK pretending she does not know what's wrong.I liked this girl, she was crazy, but this incident really freaked me out.Anyway I tell her goodbye and go and see papasan to speak to him about the little problem we encountered.And there I was wrong, it was a total faux-pas, now I think I understand thai psychology a bit better.I tell him the whole story, he listens to me, asks me to wait a minute then he leaves. I wait for him 10,15,20 minutes and he is still not coming back.He finally comes back to tell me that I had good time and that I should not complain, that is all because of me because my dick is too big.I keep smiling like an idiot and leave.[/QUOTE]This is not an unusual thing. But not something the papasan can help with. Its a thing of embarassment for you and her. But don't "freak out". Definitely a "faux pas" to make trouble.First you should be concerned and ask if it is her period. "bprajam deuan ma laew ler?" (Thai is not so easy)Then if you have done it, you should be ashamed that you rammed her too hard or just dick was too big.Unfortunately in many Thai girls, the cervix is located not deep at all and drops down. Doggy can help avoid hitting it in some girls. Many Soapies have a Farang surcharge to help compensate girls for damage done by us nasty Farangs with big dicks. ;)But if I have accidentally damaged a girl I usually give her a good sympathy tip as she will be off work for a bit.The girl can still do blow job. But apparently anal causes cervix to bit pummeled also or even more so, even though not struck directly.Some guys are paranoid about blood. But not me. I have a condom for reasonable protection. A woman can have period precursor or remnants very easily. Its a commonplace thing.Sometimes girls do the damage themselves by riding cowgirl far too hard in the heat of the reaching an orgasm.

[QUOTE=Neil Flanders]I keep smiling like an idiot and leave.[/quote]Yep, you definitely were an idiot on that one, both in the girl's and the Papasan's eyes.I don't blame them, I mean what you did was fairly Stupid.What exactly did you expect? did you want the girl to be in trouble? did you want the papasan to pat you in the back and say "oh, poor customer, I am sorry"? what possible outcome did you foresee by complaining?[quote]I used to think I would be glad to take a position in Thailand for my company.But now I think I would become nuts dealing business with these people everyday![/QUOTE]I work here, been here for 4 years and there are a lot more Positives than negatives about being employed in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Went to Darling MP in Sukhumvit soi 12. In the past I had been there a couple of times so I thought to give it a retry.OMG! First the papasan; didn't really like his face. Then the girls: there were hardly 10 girls, most of them looking bored and tired. In fact I felt sorry for them but what could I do.[/QUOTE]That about resembles ALL of my Trips to Darling. This place should close, change management, change girls, get a renovation and re-open as a Classy-Soapy place.I am sure people would be willing to pay a lot of money if the girls quality was there.

[QUOTE=Giotto]Quality of the service was FAR above average from what you get in other soapies. Quality of the girls - that's always a question of taste.Giotto[/QUOTE]YMMV. I never managed to select anyone worth repeating. Obviously picked wrong! They don't usually have much that meets my spec. But I have really only been in about 3 or 4 times and only stayed twice.Its definitely not La Belle!The papasan was useless. Didn't even bother to indicate that body slide was available from certain girls.

[QUOTE=Neil Flanders]Hello,Then we go on the bed and we fuck again, she turns off the lights. I pound her like a maniac, she is dripping, flooding the bed. But then I look down and see the bed is covered with blood. That's bad! [b]But she keeps begging me to fuck her like it didn't matter.[/b] [b]I rush to the shower and explain to her the session is officialy over.[/b] he says OK pretending she does not know what's wrong. I liked this girl, she was crazy, but this incident really freaked me out. Anyway I tell her goodbye and go and see papasan to speak to him about the little problem we encountered. And there I was wrong, it was a total faux-pas, now I think I understand thai psychology a bit better.I tell him the whole story, he listens to me, asks me to wait a minute then he leaves. I wait for him 10,15,20 minutes and he is still not coming back. He finally comes back to tell me that I had good time and that I should not complain, that is all because of me because my dick is too big.[/QUOTE]As you mentioned the situation did freak you out and no one knows their reaction until they are in a real world situation for the first time so I think your reaction was certainly not ?stupid.? Setting aside the health issue of blood contact from one person to another, I commend you for putting a stop to the session even though she wanted to continue. We know that there are some who would have kept pounding away until they got their money's worth but I am with you for halting the session. The fact that she was bleeding and wanted to continue says something about her too. Most likely she was on her period otherwise someone bleeding would be freaked out too and probably want to stop. Think she went home or just went back to work? I had this happen to me before, the girl did not bleed a lot but it was enough to give us both pause. Not that I am like Rodney Moore but the girl was extra small, I felt awkward because she was embarrassed. At least you now have some idea as to what to do should this ever happen again.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]The fact that she was bleeding and wanted to continue says something about her too. Most likely she was on her period otherwise someone bleeding would be freaked out too and probably want to stop. [/QUOTE]The gentlemanly thing is to ask her if its just her period. In most cases she will know. Normally if she is damaged she will be in pain once the orgasmic pleasure override has calmed down.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Your Thai must have a funny Californian accent.[/QUOTE]Chuckle. My bad. I only know how to say it, have no clue how to spell it SF! Subjective at best? Som I would say is an orange. I only parrot what I hear, and am pretty good at it. Thai lessons are for those US Visa section people and their ilk, and damm it just sounds sooo nasty when they speak Thai through those speakers. No colloquialism and no real world structure, must be tough for them to watch as other farangs wince & laugh at the way they talk. Guess it would be sum (en-pr.some) tum (en-pr.tum~tummy.) OK, spoken quickly, simply and politely: [b]"[/b]Aow sum tum Thai krup, phet-pio-wan krup, chai krup, chawp phet mahk mahk krup, chawp tua dooay krup, sai tua yeuh! (>chopping that off like real) na krup; Bpoo daum? Bpoo (pr.pboow not poo!) daum mai aow krup. Chai, chai krup, sai toong, gahp bahn krup. Krapom, aow khao neeo song khahn dooay. Talai krup? Krapoon mahk krup. Sawatdee krup, choke dee mahk krup[b]"[/b] Chai mai, Khun Mick? Don't think it, just say it? Well, how would you spell that 20 second dialogue? Yep, spelling this stuff is a freakin b!tch. Life in the Kingdom of Thailand, the shit they never tell you in the guidebooks: "Phonetic Transposition 101a; Part One: Spelling, the five tonal precepts from phonetic Thai to correct English characterization." Good luck with that one! Heh. ;)

[QUOTE=Neil Flanders]But now I think I would become nuts dealing business with these people everyday! [/QUOTE]Yeeeup! [QUOTE]I rush to the shower and explain to her the session is officialy over.[/QUOTE]The thing with the blood, yeah, you made too much of it. If you do chicks a lot you are just going to have this happen, it's part of the deal sometimes, and just the way it is. Count on it. Best thing is put the thing in real context, chicks bleed, and they are used to it, sometimes they bleed a lot, that time of the month or not. Freakin hell, some chicks can't even start their period without getting a good healthy bang on. (No Nic, I am not out there looking for it dammit! )[! AnnLanders emulation server] If you are a player, bad situations are going to arise sometimes. Best thing is to always try to make HER feel better, "Are you OK? Maybe I do too much? Are you OK? " (Raised eyebrows, dumbshit look, feeling sorry type expression.) You are the one that has to defuse the situation completely, and MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE that you do not do anything to ramp it up.Zero negativity.Never say anything to anybody about it either, nobody else's business at all. If you do, it means loss of face for all sides, especially yours. I would then say to the chick, "OK, I come back next week and see you again, you take care of me then OK? I like you, are you OK? " Tip her a bit of something, smile with your eyes like you understand perfectly, and go. Situation defused, calmed, and forgotten. And, you may very well have just made a good friend and "ALLY" (you may not know how important this is in Thailand yet.)Some of the best relationships in Thailand are created by heavily attenuated circumstances, with you winning the day by simply acting like you have seen it all a thousand times before, and that it is all really nothing. Been there, done that, look off into the distance, laugh to yourself a lttle, and smile. That's it. [/server]

Another day in Bangkok....I was planning on visiting soi 8 later in the afternoon but decided to try a massage place first (Traditional massage, no extras).I went soi 24 in the Upscale APSORN Massage (2mn walk south of Emporium). The reception is on the ground floor and the lady asked me what I wanted: Thai massage, 1 hour.She pointed towards a lady (or a guy) that looked heavily like a ladyboy and by the look on my face, she offered another one right away: Slim, young and with a smile on her face.As she escorted me upstairs I could sense the ladyboy (or was it?) eyeing me. She washed my fet on some funny seat and took me to a semi-private room (walls not up to the ceiling). I did not even ask her name or make chit-chat as I was here just for a massage.2 minutes into the massage I realised she was staring into my eyes. Was she in lust already? (oh god). She was giving me one of the softest Thai massages ever and as expected, she started to gently brush my groin area.I started to grin and she picked up on it, got more confident and caressed my cock. She was just leaning over me and still staring directly into my eyes. I moved my head up a little bit and she put hers down so that I could kiss her. Can you guessed what happened? well unfortunately she did not want to do FS by fear of getting fired but she gave me an above average Blowjob adn let me finger her (she was scared to remove her bottoms so she just pulled it down a bit).You know, there is something perverse about our minds, As she was giving me a blowjob adn I indicated I was ready to come, she did not move an inch and I shot my load inside her mouth. Not only that, she clearly did not hide the fact that she swallowed the whole lot. My eyes widened and just with that swallowing factor, I liked her even more! it's funny how little details can make us happy LOLWould I go back to Apsorn? yesWould I see her Again? YesI have her number and will call her tonight :D