Celeb at CNX. A grand disaster.
This is my first time in Thailand and my first time in Chiang Mai. After reading the site thailandredcat for soapy massage, undecided to head over the Sayuri. There were three classes of girls. Just numbers for B2400, girls with name tags that started with M for B2600 and lastly the prettiest ones with name tags starting with SL for B3000. Service lasts for an hour. I liked couple of girls in the M section and the SL. However, I was too late to act and lost them. To add to the disappointment, they also left after their sessions. Didn't like anyone else so decided to go to Celeb CNX as that was touted as brand new massage parlor with modern rooms.
When I got there at 8 pm, it was dead empty. The rates here were significantly different. Two tiers of girls. The ones on the right, when facing the fish bowl, were B1600 and the ones to the left were B1900. Papasan told me I should go with #42 (B1600). I told him I like slim women with at least a BB. He said she has big boobs and she provides good service. [B]An utter lie![/B]. She had an A cup, thanks to her massively padded bra and her service was atrocious. As mechanical as it gets! I was upset enough that I didn't even bother kissing. Her blow job was covered and lasted for 2 minutes. The only thing she did well was bathing me.
Don't ever go to this place guys. Bunch of liars.
Also, where did I go wrong? Celeb seems to be quite popular. Is it because I chose a B1600 girl? Should I not listen to Papasan touting a girl? I was actually interested in a B1900 girl with big boobs but he told me she has silicone and steered me to #42.
Any tips on navigating the soapy scene will be appreciated.
Cheers.
Thank you Arthur Tick and Crocodilexp.
Gentlemen,
Appreciate your feedback. OK, I'll ignore CM for mongering. My next stop is Bangkok. Any advice on the mongering scene there? I have three nights there and will be staying near Asoke. I've read all that I can about BKK. Frankly, I feel a bit overwhelmed with the various options and not clear which one will yield good value for money. For instance, are soapy massage parlors there also a rip off? Between freelancers, beer bar girls and gogo girls, are the freelancers better for a noob like me? I'm only looking for short term fun with a girl that piques my interest.
A bit if a background about me: I've been mongering in Germany for the last year or so and I'm quite familiar at this point with the scene there. So I'm not completely new to this trade.
Celeb-Chiang Mai Soapp Massage guide
[QUOTE=WorldPeaceNow;2321080]This is my first time in Thailand and my first time in Chiang Mai. After reading the site thailandredcat for soapy massage, undecided to head over the Sayuri. There were three classes of girls. Just numbers for B2400, girls with name tags that started with M for B2600 and lastly the prettiest ones with name tags starting with SL for B3000. Service lasts for an hour. I liked couple of girls in the M section and the SL. However, I was too late to act and lost them. To add to the disappointment, they also left after their sessions. Didn't like anyone else so decided to go to Celeb CNX as that was touted as brand new massage parlor with modern rooms.[/QUOTE]I have tried several times in Celeb.
And the price is 1400,1600,1900 (if you can speak a little Thai).
The price 2400,2600,3000 is for farang tourists who don't know about the price.
Most of the girls in soapy have some miles. Don't expect that you can get very excellent service unless you are Lucky enough.
No need to pay tips, not worth it.
So what's the biggest drawback regarding Chiang Mai monger scene?
My review:
With today's modern technology, even women offering sexual services are now taking their business online.
For example, it's s much simpler, like ordering a takeaway meal from a restaurant online. There are no middle people involved if the girls are freelance, and for the customers, no need to visit beerbars and for guys to buy drinks, pay bar fines, especially for guys like me who due to stomach problems can't drink and not into the bar scene and bored with the mechanical so-called B2B parlours and soapies with hyped up prices or the ridiculous prices charged if hiring girls from escort agencies and most of those girls are not based in Chiang Mai. Have to order one up from Bangkok. Also, the Chiang Mai sections of online dating sites such as Thai Friendly have virtually no girls outright offering sexual services and it all becomes a big hassle, time-consuming and maybe lots of messaging back and forth to discover if a girl is up for it or not.
As regarding the Dek sideline girls, these services are mostly reserved for Thais, and unless able to speak, read and type in fluent Thai, then there is little chance or being able to communicate with those girls. Also, machine translations are not much use because many of the girls use Thai slang words that do not translate.
This is not the case in other areas of Thailand, from Bangkok and Pattaya where girls are openly advertising exactly what they're offering, including on craigslist and Thai Friendly. In-fact freelance girls are in abundance on the Bangkok, Pattaya and other sections of craigslist, but once clicking on the Chiang Mai sections on craigslist the hot girls disappear and are replaced by ladyboys, gay old perverts and weirdos.
There is a new website called, S*uT. Zone, that has replaced the site, Backpage, with loads of hot girls but does not cover Chiang Mai.
So now in this technological age of the 21st century where many transactions are taking place online these days, it seems Chiang Mai has been left out in the cold. I would much rather be able to answer an ad placed by girls and be able to negotiate a price, a time and what I want than visit a mechanical B2B where the prices are set and what the girls do are set with strict time limitations.
I have no idea why there are virtually no freelance girls online in Chiang Mai that cater for Farangs as there are in other areas of Thailand and why in my opinion the Chiang Mai monger scene has become so limited and for what there is, is very expensive and a lot of effort needs to be placed into it that may lead nowhere.
Whether or not this will change in the future and the sexual encounter websites will stop giving Chiang Mai a miss, I'm not sure, but I am sure this is the crux of the matter that has turned the CM monger scene to crap.