Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Oakie;1895303]I don't want to get down in the weeds with you here again Frannie, but there are many localized versions of lengua de Espana, but the newbie is likely to be looking at commercial language programs like Pimsleur or Rosetta leaning formal Spanish. Not the bastardized version popular among the putas.

And no, I don't believe Domincans can't understand "the TV news in their own country" That's just silly! Hey they can even understand me :)

More on topic, have you gotten laid in Sosua recently? Tell us about that![/QUOTE]I don't think there is any reason to think that the Spanish of Pimsleur or Rosetta will not be understood. I originally learned Spanish from compact discs and was understood. If you speak to people like doctors and teachers in Sosua you will be understood, and also by sex workers. Obviously they will not speak back at you in exactly the same style of Spanish, but so what?

A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but I will note that hardly anyone on these boards ever writes about having sex in massage parlors in Sosua, which can be fun. The upside is that you don't have to pay for a room, the downside is that they don't have proper showers or beds, so you have to have the girl get on top of you on the massage bed, or have her stand on the floor, and you can't make a lot of noise. Anyway, there is something delightfully sleazy about having sex with a cutie while pedestrians walk past a few feet away, or someone else is getting a massage on the other side of a screen. I hesitate to mention any exact names or locations, because you never know who is reading these boards and I don't want to get anyone into trouble, but if you were leaving the front door of the New Garden hotel, you could turn to either the left or the right and get laid within 150 yards.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1895639]A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but I will note that hardly anyone on these boards ever writes about having sex in massage parlors in Sosua, which can be fun. The upside is that you don't have to pay for a room, the downside is that they don't have proper showers or beds, so you have to have the girl get on top of you on the massage bed, or have her stand on the floor, and you can't make a lot of noise. [/QUOTE]Two more downsides are that the girl at Belkis told me they don't have AC, and they want just as much for short time as I could get a girl for long time. And another downside is the massage girls/hookers don't look good. Probably best served for the guy who doesn't have much time to be away from his wife. But then he comes back all sweaty and smelling like pussy.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1895639]I don't think there is any reason to think that the Spanish of Pimsleur or Rosetta will not be understood. I originally learned Spanish from compact discs and was understood. If you speak to people like doctors and teachers in Sosua you will be understood, and also by sex workers. Obviously they will not speak back at you in exactly the same style of Spanish, but so what?

A gentleman does not kiss and tell, but I will note that hardly anyone on these boards ever writes about having sex in massage parlors in Sosua, which can be fun. The upside is that you don't have to pay for a room, the downside is that they don't have proper showers or beds, so you have to have the girl get on top of you on the massage bed, or have her stand on the floor, and you can't make a lot of noise. Anyway, there is something delightfully sleazy about having sex with a cutie while pedestrians walk past a few feet away, or someone else is getting a massage on the other side of a screen. I hesitate to mention any exact names or locations, because you never know who is reading these boards and I don't want to get anyone into trouble, but if you were leaving the front door of the New Garden hotel, you could turn to either the left or the right and get laid within 150 yards.[/QUOTE]I can't get excited with another monger going at it a couple of feet away, but your tastes obviously vary :)

As always, to each is own!

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Many of the massage girls are failed putas. Generally age has caught up with them. I enjoy a massage on my trips. The truth is you end up paying to much for the quality. I have had been given some world class BJs by massage girls. If you need one for the road they are not a bad option.

[QUOTE=Oakie;1895715]I can't get excited with another monger going at it a couple of feet away, but your tastes obviously vary :)

As always, to each is own![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OldKool;1895745]Many of the massage girls are failed putas. Generally age has caught up with them. I enjoy a massage on my trips. The truth is you end up paying to much for the quality. I have had been given some world class BJs by massage girls. If you need one for the road they are not a bad option.[/QUOTE]Coming out of NG, if you make a left, theres a girl on your right. Always trying to get you to come for a massage. If I remember correctly from my visit last summer, she looked ok from a far. Any 411?

[QUOTE=AthTrainer;1895844]Coming out of NG, if you make a left, theres a girl on your right. Always trying to get you to come for a massage. If I remember correctly from my visit last summer, she looked ok from a far. Any 411?[/QUOTE]I didn't stop at that one, but did stop twice at the one down next to the laundry, across the street from Casa Cayena. Price was 600 p for an hour massage, and extra 1000 p for a happy ending. First one had a rough face, pretty good body and gave a good BBBJCIMDT and didn't spill a drop. And the massage was good. Second one looked good all over, but was just offering hand jobs.

The downside is they don't change they towels where you rest your face. I picked up strep throat in Sosua and I'm pretty sure that is where I got it.

[QUOTE=MrGogo;1895390]The whole trip down the coast between Nagua and Sosua is improved Sir. Have you driven this before? Is it your first time to the DR? Reason I ask because it's very tricky for newbies. Miss the turnoff and you are back in SD.[/QUOTE]I have driven several routes from SD to Sosua including this one. And I did miss a turn off more than once. The signage is not very good. Have the signs improved?

[QUOTE=BigTimeFun;1895859]I have driven several routes from SD to Sosua including this one. And I did miss a turn off more than once. The signage is not very good. Have the signs improved?[/QUOTE]No. I've actually missed that turnoff while looking for it. There is a sign but it can be blocked by a truck or you can cruise by it. I knew I missed it because the signs when you miss it start stating the distance to SD. That's when I pulled over and asked someone. I'm talking about the Nagua turnoff. You figure the Dominicans would have a lead up sign saying " turn for Sosua / Cabarette in 2 miles".

Just leaving the airport (SDQ) looking for that toll road is tricky. Miss it and you will end up on Espana. I've driven that route about 12 times so my photographic memory has all the tricks. Good luck.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1895701]Two more downsides are that the girl at Belkis told me they don't have AC, and they want just as much for short time as I could get a girl for long time. And another downside is the massage girls/hookers don't look good. Probably best served for the guy who doesn't have much time to be away from his wife. But then he comes back all sweaty and smelling like pussy.[/QUOTE]They don't have AC, but they do have fans, and probably they were trying to tell you that one of the frequent power outages was in effect.

Well, obviously for it to work, you have to be attracted to the girl and have to be able to agree on a mutually agreeable price. I would say that three out of ten of my best sexual experiences ever were with massage girls. One was young and innocent and I had known her for four years before our relationship was consummated, one was an absolute stunner, and the other was one I had lusted after for quite a while. I would agree that a lot of the massage "therapists" are sub par in terms of beauty, and of course they are not made up and dressed up, but sometimes you find a jewel in the rough.

Leaving sweaty and / or oily is a real problem with massages when it is hot. Actually they will usually clean you down with damp cloths and wipe off with paper towels. However there is a good argument to be made sometimes for having a nice erotic massage without happy ending, and saving the happy ending for later with another partner, so as not to walk out into the street drained, oily, hot, and in need of a good shower and a sleep. If you have a massage without happy ending, you are more likely to walk out relaxed, but energized and feeling like you are walking on air.

However any true monger will want to give all varieties of sexual experience a try, so the massage parlors are a thing.

[QUOTE=Oakie;1895715]I can't get excited with another monger going at it a couple of feet away, [/QUOTE]Performance anxiety?

Tourism officials in Sosua demand an end to prostitution. Details in the Gogo forum.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1895904]Performance anxiety?[/QUOTE]No, I just prefer clean sheets. Your tastes may vary!

[QUOTE=Oakie;1896085]No, I just prefer clean sheets. Your tastes may vary![/QUOTE]I prefer clean sheets too, but I am not sure how much it affects my ability to become excited. I agree that it can be hard to be aroused if you are distracted by features of the environment.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1896130]I prefer clean sheets too, but I am not sure how much it affects my ability to become excited. I agree that it can be hard to be aroused if you are distracted by features of the environment.[/QUOTE]Lying on sticky towels, and having some broad with one hand on my dick, and the other on her cell phone, telling the other guys to wait, or playing Candy Crush doesn't quite do it for me.

Your tastes may vary!