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[QUOTE=Diegoff61;1990928]As a part of me wants to say it would be nearly impossible, if at all, to match Discoteca Help in its heyday, I will just say "to get a taste of the past" may prove to be a shadow of what it was like, a shell if you will.
[URL]www.helpdisco.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]This is as close as we're going to get, a glimpse into the past, lets hope the new Help is at least half as good:
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t93J0-uNW-U[/URL]
BRL strengthening like crazy, apparently due to (a) Central Bank reporting lowering inflation rate estimates (and targeting 9% SELIC for YE 2017), (b) investors apparently getting over their aversion of emerging markets and believing BR is close to its low-point or already bouncing back, and (c) I assume some Trump effect on the USD.
What's funny is all the domestic BR talk is about how bad the crisis is, how many jobs have been lost (RJ lost the most of any state or city, even SP, apparently), how bad the economy and crime is. And yet we see the BRL gaining on the USD all the way to USD 3. 15 today I beleive? Damn! Holy fucking shit the heyday of BRL 3. 9-4. 25 is way behind us now (only a year ago!) and now at this rate it will go below BRL 3. 00 !!
Anyone really know what's going on?
This directly impacts the price of pussy, so of massive concern LOL.
-Cartman.
This will be my first trip to Brazil. Any info on live sex on stage.
Thanks.
For those playing the home game, you might not realize that the latest pop / funk sensation to have swept Brazil is this catchy little ditty. It's refrain loosely translates as "My Dick Loves You" (there is a censored version that says "O Pai Te Ama" which is roughly God Loves You or The Father Loves You).
If you're here for a visit, just stop and smile at the girl who's blowing you and say "meu pau te ama" -- guaranteed laugh.
So for you to understand what gets even upper-class women gyrating their booties like GDPs, here you go:
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZIrw7gGoCk[/URL]
Eu preciso te-[t-e-r]*.
Meu fechamento eh voce, mozo.
Eu ando preciso mais beber.
E nem fumar maconha.
Que a sua presena me deu onda.
O seu sorriso me the onda.
Voc sentando, mozo, me deu onda.
Que vontade de fuder, garota.
Eu gosto de voce, fazer o que?
Meu pau te ama.
Que vontade de fuder, garota.
Eu gosto de voce, fazer o que?
* forum autocorrects the portuguese infinitve verb "to have" to "another site" (lol). t-e-r
** pretty sure "meu fechamento eh voce" is the Brazilian portuguese equivalent of Jerry Mcguire's "You complete me."
[QUOTE=EricCartman;1991617]If you're here for a visit, just stop and smile at the girl who's blowing you and say "meu pau te ama" -- guaranteed laugh.[/QUOTE]Since one of my favorites at Centaurus (photos attached) would always tell me how much she was in love with my dick, this would have been an appropriate response!
[QUOTE=EricCartman;1991372]BRL strengthening like crazy, apparently due to (a) Central Bank reporting lowering inflation rate estimates (and targeting 9% SELIC for YE 2017), (b) investors apparently getting over their aversion of emerging markets and believing BR is close to its low-point or already bouncing back, and (c) I assume some Trump effect on the USD.
What's funny is all the domestic BR talk is about how bad the crisis is, how many jobs have been lost (RJ lost the most of any state or city, even SP, apparently), how bad the economy and crime is. And yet we see the BRL gaining on the USD all the way to USD 3. 15 today I beleive? Damn! Holy fucking shit the heyday of BRL 3. 9-4. 25 is way behind us now (only a year ago!) and now at this rate it will go below BRL 3. 00 !!
Anyone really know what's going on?
This directly impacts the price of pussy, so of massive concern LOL.
-Cartman.[/QUOTE]The national bank only released their reserve to strengthen reais, Brazil is still in Crisis, they are using their reserve, their reserve is not permanent, many Brazilians know that's why they are talking about crisis because nothing changed strong reais is temporary that's why many investors don't dare to invest at the moment, if Europe, USA, Canada or Australia also release their reserve, their money will be stronger.
A bit off-topic, but maybe somebody find it useful? If you get tired of the beach and mongering you maybe want to do some other activities. One great physical activity which is the best way to get to know Rio is biking (which also keeps you fit for the girls). As mentioned before there are great ciclovias Copacabana-Urca-Botafogo-Flamengo-Lagoa-Ipanema and Leblon.
Yesterday I tried other ciclovias I strongly recommend. Copacabana-Ipanema-Leblon-São Conrado-Barra da Tijuca-Reserva da Barra-Recreio-Prainha-Abrico-Grumari. Roundtrip it's 85 km. The scenery is absolutely fantastic! All the way to Recreio it's ciclovia and mainly flat ground. After Recreio you have to bike on the estrada, there are lots of up-hill and down-hill. No need to bring water etc as there are quiosques along the way.
Side-note 1: Ciclovia Tim Maia had an accident in April last year when a part fell down in the ocean. It's repaired, but the ciclovia is still closed by the Defesa Civil. As Brazil is Brazil it will propably take ages before they open it again. There are no guards but I assume you are not allowed to use the ciclovia, but some people still do it. The ciclovia is closed every now and then by some huge concrete blocks where you have to climb over with the bike. I prefer using the ciclovia instead of making suicide biking among the cars on Av Niemeyer.
Side-note 2: Be aware of the lunatics when you bike in Rio. Pedestrian cross the ciclovia without looking to the sides. Many bikers you'll meet behave like fools. They wobble a lot when they check their mobile phones, suddenly change bike lane, loose control when they see some nice ass and don't know how to behave when riding a bike. The worst are those who use the orange Itaú rent-a-bike, they ride bikes worse than a five-year-old.
[QUOTE=Hotrod10;1991483]This will be my first trip to Brazil. Any info on live sex on stage.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]I know many many many years ago there used to be a club called Club Munchen that had live sex shows even Club Erotika back in the 80's had some type of show but today I don't think this is going on anymore. If you want to see people have sex hire a GDP for the night and take her to a swing club, even if you don't want to participate you can watch if that's your thing.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1993053]
Yesterday I tried other ciclovias I strongly recommend. Copacabana-Ipanema-Leblon-So Conrado-Barra da Tijuca-Reserva da Barra-Recreio-Prainha-Abrico-Grumari. Roundtrip it's 85 km. The scenery is absolutely fantastic! All the way to Recreio it's ciclovia and mainly flat ground. After Recreio you have to bike on the estrada, there are lots of up-hill and down-hill. No need to bring water etc as there are quiosques along the way.
[/QUOTE]Yes this is a nice addition to Rio, I didn't bike but I walked from Copacabana to the Sheraton and used this path part of the way, it's pretty good.
[QUOTE=RioBob;1993136]Yes this is a nice addition to Rio, I didn't bike but I walked from Copacabana to the Sheraton and used this path part of the way, it's pretty good.[/QUOTE]That's more or less the only part of the ciclovia that's open, up to Sheraton.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1993053]Ciclovia Tim Maia had an accident in April last year when a part fell down in the ocean. .[/QUOTE]And it killed a few people. Nothing here is built to first-world standards. They hadn't secured the deck to the columns. Corruption seems to have been involved.
Yes, good caution on pedestrians. My friend's wife has permanent leg damage due to a pedestrian stepping backwards into her bike in the bike path while admiring the ocean, and her getting thrown and breaking her leg in several places.
I will be splitting time in Sao Paulo and Rio during Carnaval. Will the termas be open during that time?
[QUOTE=LoveBite;1993938]Thanks Komo. By the way did you like Buzios when you visited?[/QUOTE]I was just in Buzios recently and have been there several times before in past years. Like others said it's a great place to bring a girl you want to spend some time with. When I was there during high season I saw plenty of single girls on vacation from Brazil and other countries in South America especially Argentina, you may even see the occasional tourist from Europe. There are many clubs and bars in Buzios where all these girls go to late at night and party, one such club is called Privilege which attracts hundreds of girls all hours of the night. Your chances of meeting girls in Buzios either on the beach or in the clubs are just as good as anyplace in the world depending on you, if you can pick up a girl and close the deal in the states then you could probably do the same here if you have the language skills. You also will probably come across the occasional GDP in these bars or on the beaches, in recent years I have met girls in clubs offering sex in exchange for money, it's definitely there but not as big as Rio is, you just have to be at the right place at the right time.
You can rent a dune buggy in Buzios to drive around to the various beaches because there are about 22 of them, cost's about $100 a day. There are many little poussadas scattered around Buzios, either you stay in one close to or on a particular beach or you stay in or near centro which is Rua das Pedras so you can be close to all the night life. If I was a single guy in Buzios I would probably stay close to centro and travel to a beach during the day but be close to the bars at night. Better to go in the high season if you go alone when tourists are there otherwise in slow season may be more couples.
[QUOTE=RioBob;1993994]I was just in Buzios recently and have been there several times before in past years. Like others said it's a great place to bring a girl you want to spend some time with. When I was there during high season I saw plenty of single girls on vacation from Brazil and other countries in South America especially Argentina, you may even see the occasional tourist from Europe. There are many clubs and bars in Buzios where all these girls go to late at night and party, one such club is called Privilege which attracts hundreds of girls all hours of the night. Your chances of meeting girls in Buzios either on the beach or in the clubs are just as good as anyplace in the world depending on you, if you can pick up a girl and close the deal in the states then you could probably do the same here if you have the language skills. You also will probably come across the occasional GDP in these bars or on the beaches, in recent years I have met girls in clubs offering sex in exchange for money, it's definitely there but not as big as Rio is, you just have to be at the right place at the right time.
You can rent a dune buggy in Buzios to drive around to the various beaches because there are about 22 of them, cost's about $100 a day. There are many little poussadas scattered around Buzios, either you stay in one close to or on a particular beach or you stay in or near centro which is Rua das Pedras so you can be close to all the night life. If I was a single guy in Buzios I would probably stay close to centro and travel to a beach during the day but be close to the bars at night. Better to go in the high season if you go alone when tourists are there otherwise in slow season may be more couples.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much. What a great way to introduce Buzios to this forum. I will definitely keep in mind the places you mentioned. Take care.
[QUOTE=RioBob;1993994]I was just in Buzios recently and have been there several times before in past years. Like others said it's a great place to bring a girl you want to spend some time with.[/QUOTE]Actually the best option would be to contact a legitimate, first class travel, apartment rental agency, tour guide and transportation service that really knows Rio and the surrounding areas. Like others here, I highly recommend.
[URL]http://www.copaapartments.com/index.html.[/URL] Eric, the owner, vacations in Buzios, so he can tell you all about it. Although he is Brazilian, he speaks and writes English better than most Americans. Service is great and prices have always been fair.
You really don't want to chance your limited vacation time on some fly-by-night tour guide operator.