I dont know about others but they were smoking away in Encuentros. Shitty club anyway.
[QUOTE=Doubt98]Where can you buy cigars in Medellin?
Also, is smoking in the strip clubs allowed?[/QUOTE]
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I dont know about others but they were smoking away in Encuentros. Shitty club anyway.
[QUOTE=Doubt98]Where can you buy cigars in Medellin?
Also, is smoking in the strip clubs allowed?[/QUOTE]
"....When Astrid sprayed some water over me, I got really annoyed. When Heidy was up to her old tricks again, I’d had enough and slapped her in the face!
Frank Casio told me Heidy was really pissed off. She wanted to get me beaten up I’ve been threatened by disgruntled hookers all over the world. None of them have ever followed up on their idle threats. Frank Casio was more worried than I was, tried to calm Heidy down and ushered me into a taxi...."
I'm sure your experience and time in Colombia are more vast than mine, but from my visits down to Colombia it isnt the place I would be slapping women around in. Actually, I've never hit a women anywhere and am not here to be the slap police....I'm just a bit stunned that you are nonchalant about doing so in Colombia and in Public in front of the chicas friends.
Hopefully you gave Frank Casio some thanks for difusing the situation and getting you out of there like he did. But thats just my opinion for whatever its worth.
Nice pics though.
Loso,
I know how much those hoe's can get on your nerves, especially when you are out or take them somewhere, they have very bad or low social skills and can act so very immature, especially the younger ones. All of us have been to the brink, right to the edge. Where you thought this girl could use a real good slap. After all of that shit though especially with some alcohol in your system and prepagos there are a dime a dozen. WALK AWAY! ITS NOT WORTH IT. Believe me, she will regret it much more than you will.
There was nothing to so we went to one of the many pools in the city.
I have a list of about a dozen chicas that want to go with me that actually have beachware.
Am I an asshole? I sure as hell can be! If a chica's nice to me, I'm the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy. But if a bi*ch disses me, I can turn right nasty. I give as good as I get!
Some wusses let the chicas get away with murder and simply shrug their shoulders. Not me! If a bi*ch shows attitude, I say kick the pedestal from under her feet. I make them lose face. I belittle them. I insult them. Yeah, I may even slap their face. But don't worry. Only their pride gets hurt. And that's the fucking point!
There's a reason for bad service. Just as there's a reason for political correctness & women trampling all over you in your home country. You wimps deserve nothing better!
Loso
Some say there is nothing to do on a Sunday, hahaha
Try hitting a pool with some amigas.
[QUOTE=Loso69]Am I an asshole? I sure as hell can be! If a chica's nice to me, I'm the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy. But if a bi*ch disses me, I can turn right nasty!
Some wusses let the chicas get away with murder and simply shrug their shoulders. Not me! If a bi*ch shows attitude, I say kick the pedestal from under her feet. I make them lose face. I belittle them. I insult them. Yeah, I may even slap their face. But don't worry. Only their pride gets hurt. And that's the fucking point!
There's a reason for bad service. Just as there's a reason for political correctness & women trampling all over you in your home country. You wimps deserve nothing better!
Loso[/QUOTE]I never hit anyone but I will kick them out.
[QUOTE=Tbird]I would like to state for the record that I have not been ripped off by a single working girl in any country in my 6 years of travel. I have, however, been ripped off by a number of large banks and corporations.
I would never hit a WG except, as stated before, in a case of extreme self-defense.[/QUOTE]Not ONCE? Even when you were a newbie? C'mon dude, we all have been taken at least once especially at the beginning of our "careers".
I joined amolatina.com
I get letters from many ladies from medellin. 3 are like perfect 10
Is this site BS?
Anyone with experince from the girls from this site. It is quite antique and expensive and I think it is a to good to be true-site
Anyone knows more?
I know for a fact you are wrong from my experiences.
Just like any country.
Sometimes you can get lucky.
Sometimes it can take weeks.
It depends on the girl.
[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver]No respectful, career Colombian women will have a one night stand with you period.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GringoLoco2]I know for a fact you are wrong from my experiences.
Just like any country.
Sometimes you can get lucky.
Sometimes it can take weeks.
It depends on the girl.[/QUOTE]Hence the "RESPECTFUL" part.
[QUOTE=Manizales911]Not ONCE? Even when you were a newbie? C'mon dude, we all have been taken at least once especially at the beginning of our "careers".[/QUOTE]You do not have to believe me, but not even once.
In fact, I went as far as to send money to a chica to come join me in Cartagena, and she said she needed money for her future flight to SXM ( some super deal going on) and other expenses.
She could have easily never showed up, and taken me for a couple of hundred bucks.
Yet, almost to the agreed minute ( she is on chica time, after all) there she was, in the lobby of the Cartagena Hilton in all her 5'9" glory tightly packed in Studio F jeans. :-) We spent three days, she never asked for any extra money. Obviously, food and drink on me.
OTOH, M&T Bank here in Maryland stole $200 out of my ATM deposit.
Does anyone know this girl or recommend her ?, she goes by name Juliet, she seems pretty but like to know the action ? BBBJ, anal and how much etc, you can PM me as well if you fucked this girl.
ok, here we go again but this time i actually have a wingman after 10 years of traveling alone and experiencing the fruits and delights of 3rd world country honies in dr, colombia & brazil. my buddy george, after getting an earful and pics and video of my escapades, breaks down and gets his passport. endless stories of wonderfully feminine felines south of the border have him drooling like a boyscout over a campfire. i tell him: in my own country, the great us of a i am clark kent, mild mannered geek with no hope of banging a hot ass mamacita and kryptonite keeping my manhood in check but when i leave the usa and pass into international waters all of a sudden i got this big fuckin' " s " on my chest with matching red cape and to top it all off i can fuckin' fly! i tell him about my venus flytrap technique of snaring cuties and he is eager to see me in action! he has met a few on-line colombianas and tells me he gets so damn horny just by listening to the way they speak spanish so damn sexy, i make sure to keep a 3 foot space between us so as to avoid any overzealous hugs, lol. i tell him that i really don't like the internet approach cause if it ain't working in the us of a it sure as hell won't outside the country. i am of the school of thought that " i gotz tah see it to believe it and close in for the kill once my dick gives the green light " at my age and experience i now delegate all authority in regards to babe chasing to my dick, he has gotten me out of trouble on so many occassions and has that sixth sense sort of like spidermans spider sense tingling warning about possible danger. he also has developed a knack for handling my finances in regards to pay for play action, quite a shrewd negotiator as he also works as a committee with my balls, they after all will be the ones in the trenches taking grenades and dodging various std's.
so we are off to medellin, the land of eternal spring, and after a few mishaps with the airline we get to our destination. being from sunny florida we instantly realize the wonderful cool weather and no humidity. george also can't help but notice all the good looking women in the airport. " damn bro, even the soldier girls are cute! " i tell him you ain't seen nothing yet man. " no problems with the customs guys and we breeze through the place. we did meet a guy from boston on line who says he comes 6-8 times a year to spend time with his babe, he can't stand us babes so has been doing this for like 5 years now and never regrets it. if he has the dough sure why not right? i had chosen a cabbie named walter from the isg site who met us there and had agreed to the standard 50k fare. he actually spoke good english and got us to a spot in poblado that i had gotten from the website called medellinrentals.com the guy was an american from california and got a few condos in the area and rents them out to gringos. the place sets us back $ 35.00 us dollars per night. the apt was small but comfortable, tiny bathroom, nice swimming pool, workout center and close to parque lleras albeit no lobby but big security guard center that did'nt let anyone in. we would have to take a cab everywhere which i did'nt like so i figured we would crash here for a day or two and then scout out the area for a more central base of operations to plan our attack on the local cuties. my buddy had already called his sweetie and she was waiting eagerly to meet him and also mentioned she had a cute cousin for me. wonderful says my brain but my dick says: whoa bro! i'll decide if she's worth putting on the superman cape and flying into the bat cave! so he sends walter the cabbie to get her. now my wingman had told me that he sensed that she was leaving out pertinent info. he likes the girls to be athletic and in shape, who does'nt? especially since we are now in shangri la no need to settle for grazing cows from oklahoma.
george had asked his girl several times how she looked, if she liked to workout, if she's in shape without trying to insult her. her best response was: " bueno no soy gorda ni soy flaca " he was skeptical but my dick almost jumped out of my pants ready to scream: bullshit bro! she's a fat chic! before that could happen my mouth took charge and said: "bullshit bro she's a fat chic! george is a nice guy and wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt but i warned him as his rear support wingman on this our 1st mission, i would give him cover but if the cousin ain't supergirl i would refuse to follow him into enemy territory and use up precious ammo on a low value target. he agreed, we got prepared, went over strategies and escape routes. walter called a little while later and said the girls are downstairs, we jet downstairs ready for battle and realize we got two poor quadrada chics staring and smiling at us. i motion to george to abort the mission but being the nice guy that he is assures me that we will just take them to eat and then say we are tired from jetlag and want to sleep, i say: ok man let's just get this mission over with and call it a simple fly by operation. now being the cheap motherfucker that i am i tell him: " yo bro let's just take them to a simple burger joint for some fries and a coke " well we somehow end up in some upscale mall called " oveido " and i can notice the people there looking at us gringos hanging with some barrio chics, nice. very nice. i walk towards a store with 2 hotties giving out perfume samples and they look at me with a look like saying: what are you doing with them! all of a sudden my quadrada girl in spandex see's something in the window of a shop, she points and yells out: vivi! vivi! vivi! (meaning viviana, my buddys porky girlsfriends name) she continued to do this relentlessly several times she would see something in the window she would like. my cma (cheapmotherfuckeralert) goes off warning me i might have to spend some hard earned rapidly declining in value dollars so i turn on the turbo afterburners and do a steep dive at 7 " g's " and i immediately separate from my little porky and fly solo leaving my wingman 50 feet behind me to give the chic clear and concise message that i was'nt interested in buying or exchanging gunfire. we wind up at a really nice spot and end up treating them to some upscale grub. now that i think about it i left my wingman stuck with the tab for the two low value quadrada targets later on they excuse themselves to go to the trough and george tells me that she lied about her age and a whole lot of other stuff her weight and her name as well. my dick is about to jump out of my pants again and yell out: " no fuckin' duh bro! but my mouth beats him to the punch and says: " no fuckin' duh bro! you gotz to listen to me man! i'm mr. been there done that, i made all the mistakes you made and i'm here to make sure you have a good time and don't repeat my mistakes. we dump them off by calling walter to come get us and taking the girls back to wherever he picked them up to begin with. george had also been chatting with walter about him getting a hot babe that he personally knows, : " una mona linda " george thought he said he could get her a cute monkey but i had to tell him " mona " in colombia means a blonde and not a primate, he's puerto rican by the way. we chill out a bit at the apt then head out to parque lleras. lot's of hot ass babes with silicone but most were accompanied by their boyfriends and the ones that were solo were stuck up just like here in the states. we hit blue and red & some other spots but decided to head back. the music is turning my ears inside out and i am not the spring chicken i used to be and neither is my wingman, we are just 40ish and even though we are in colombia it's still been there done that. i told him the way i operate is in the crowded places in the main part of the city during the day when the babes are going to work or school etc etc, so we chill out and call it a night and actually walk to our base of operations. yeah i know it was like 3 am but it was a nice area and i've been through the south bronx during it's hey day back in the 80's when the rats were out break dancing in the streets and drinking oe 40's so this was not a big deal.
next day we get up early and take a cab to the metro, $ 3600 cop, we are outside the poblado station and i realize that it's also the stop to a big university and see some real cuties walking around. we get on the metro and get off at parque berrio, nice. very nice, just like i like it, crowded with lot's of regular girls walking around. prime hunting grounds, let the games begin! walk for hours on end, walk into tons of hotels and get pricing and compare rooms and proximity to sights. we're hanging out at the park where the main cathedral is when i see a bright yellow top and tight little blue jean skirt and one absolutely stunning cutie walking towards me. i think fast and approach her and start the lost gringo routine:
me: deescoolpeh senroreetah estooy perdeedo, me puedez ajudarh?
at first she is a bit taken aback as they are all told not to trust any stranger in the streets but my broken spanish makes her eyes open wide and she realizes the " s " on my chest and asks the inevitable fall into my trap question:
cutie: de donde tu eres?
nya ha ha ha ha! (dastardly laugh) i begin to spin my web.
me: estadoos ooonidus!
well from there she's hooked, we hang out for about 10 minutes and i walk her to her job. i gave her a story of looking for a hotel called nutibara and she gave me directions on getting there, although i already knew where it was. now it was her first day at work and she was dressed to drive any guy bananas. well we get to her job and sure enough the guys in the place get the " restless horny hyena " look along with the " holy shit what a sweet piece of ass " look. they realize i am with her and behave but when i pick her up later in the evening she tells me they were like leeches and baboons falling over themselves trying to impress her. they also gave me dirty looks and knew i was a gringo. i was with my wingman but did'nt try anything to get them pissed, after all they got home field advantage and i am afterall the visitng team and local cuties sure do like out-of-towners, especially if they speak english! i kinda understand now how derek jeter must feel when he visits another teams ballpark and all that ass waiting around for him. now a little background here on myself. i was born in queens from bogota / colombian parents and speak read and write spanish very fluently but prefer to use this routine as it just works so damn well. i am not brad pitt but neither am i the elephant man and my wingman i would say is comparable as well. i have graying dark hair on the sides and the babes call me " sir " in the usa but damn if it attracts them south of the border, here i am an " elder statesman " or as they say, un papito lindo. remember what i said about that big " s " on my chest. yes in the good ole us of a i would be like batman using my utility belt of tricks and tons of $$$, but not here, i gotz super powers man!
so off we go with my cutie back to poblado, we take a cab and head upstairs. my buddy goes to take a nap cause we are gonna move our base of operations in a few hours and i get to play with my new toy! we take a few pics and she is so damn cute, we make out, some ass grabbing and groping, heavy petting and deep kisses. i can't believe what's happening i have to take a breather to see if it's an elaborate hoax and lex luthor pops out with some kryptonite up my ass but no way. this is a babe i could not ever get back home unless of course i paid for it big time. she is just too damn sweet, i take out my mp3 player and hook up some speakers and just chill and pack my gear. my buddy gets up and we call a cab to take us to our new pad. i give the guy the hotel biz card and he gets us to our destination. as soon as he opens the door some homeless dirty shoeless stinky freak opens the door from the outside: amigo! dejame te ayudo! a little glue sniffing kid rushes to him and begs for $$$ i get out on the other side and before i could get the door for my cutie another zombie freak opens it and says: ay que nina mas linda! i take the door from him and get her out, my poor baby says: ay no dios mio que es esto? with her adorable medellin / colombian accent, my wingman yells out: yo what the hell is this place did you bring me here to die! all i can say with a slight smile and embarrasment: bro! this is how i roll! he says: roll where? downhill? he tells the cabbie: este amigo me trajo aqui para morir, el tiene dinero pero para ahorar un peso me trae a el infierno! my cutie says: ay que estamos haciendo aqui, mi mama me mata si sabe que estoy andando por esta area a estas horas! i pay the cabbie and tell my pal: bro! just relax it gets better trust me! and to my cutie: mi amor no se peocupe que en un minutico te vas a olvidar de esto. she says: ay rapido porfavor que tengo miedo! we get our gear from the cab cutie grabs my arm and we spot the entrance and lo and behold it's got a couple of hookers, some guy frying up some mystery meat in a makeshift portable diner, a slight scent of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], an old lady offers me some tinto she sells from a thermos, bright lights from a casino next door, more homeless zombie freaks approaching us to complete the ensemble behind us, military police and regular cops (thank god! ) fruit and vegatable stands to navigate between, chicklet girls more glue sniffing kids. my buddy yells out: yo man where's the hotel? i can only say with some amusement: it's right in front of us bro! he says: where! i'm almost ready to break down and laugh knowing i am gonna write this all down at some point. well the hotel is on the second floor and the zombies are folllowing us up the stairs as well. my cutie: ay rapido que no aguanto mas! my pal: you got that right! my cutie: que dijo tu amigo? i say: oh el esta encantado con el lugar. my pal gives me a look. we get to the top of the stairs and i feel like yelling at the front counter people: help us! help us! let us in! but i hold back on futhering the crazy drama. we get in and they lock the zombies outside however we can still see them. my cutie says: ay menos mal, que horror! the lady at the front desk says: ay ellos no hacen nada, mas que nada lo pasan pidiendo dinero pero no molestan tanto. the remaining zombie smiles and shows his rotted black teeth and does a fred astaire imitation at the top of the stairs and my buddy warms to him and dances as well on the protective side of the glass door and says hey he ain't that bad man he's kinda cool! i say: yeah you were shitting bricks a minute ago bro! well off we go to our room, it's a clean room with 2 large beds and a tv, dresser and bathroom all for the amazing low price of $ 32, 000 cop. we unpack and then i go downstairs to get a private room for my cutie and me which was $ 20, 000 cop. my pal crashes out and off i go with my bunny rabbit. we shower together and man she has a tight little body, she's 19 and had a kid less than a year ago but her tight flat stomach shows no hint of anything. i take some pics of her and us and off we go to fantasy island. a tall mirror in the room and i am having the time of my life, so sweet, so feminine, so gentle. unreal! she hops on top cowgirl style facing me and i still can't believe i am in the same room with her and we just met 12 hours ago, it's now about mid-night. we have our fun and fall asleep cucharita style, she loves the way i treat her and i love that she let's me treat her this way. her name is monica by the way and i will meet more girls but she will be my main squeeze for most of my trip. the others were flaky and wanted $$$ and not to " share ". the name of the hotel is:
hotel d' greiff calle 53 av. de grieff frente a plaza botero, tel 514-33-02 / 511-79-88 medellin, colombia.
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[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver]Hence the "RESPECTFUL" part.[/QUOTE]I'm with ya HEAT.
I've had my share of luck and fun for sure, most likely more than most cats. Like you say though, the trully respectful chicas, in Colombia and Brasil alike have made me suffer at least a date or so before showing me all their love.
That's OK though. Just part of the fun
Some guys idea of respectful may just be different than others.
For some it's the pro who isn't wearing too much makeup
Take care amigo!