FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[QUOTE=Ortos;1642974]Sorry, I just made up the term as a joke.

"Spreche-fick" or even a "uber-Spreche-fick" . :)[/QUOTE]Both terms are incorrect German. Without the English context nobody would know what you are referring to.

HB.

I just think Kaveman has a very different view of "good service" than many others have, definitely different from what I want in a session.

The less said about his girls having "contracting orgasms" the better.

[QUOTE=Ortos;1642974]Sorry, I just made up the term as a joke. I don't think I've ever seen it used anywhere else to describe any girl. It just seemed appropriate to attatch to a girl who fucks a bit, but talks non-stop before / during / after session. I really did not think it would open up a huge discussion, but actually Syzigies' comments are quite interesting, and amusing. So, true, the girls can encounter some male guests who would qualify as a "Spreche-fick" or even a "uber-Spreche-fick" . :)[/QUOTE]Since this discussion was triggered by my post I would like to clear up that Sidonia did not talk non-stop at any point. I had a good time with her because I like her looks, smile and because of the fact that she was not pushing to go to the room and so we chatted about mutual interests and stuff. Had she pushed me to go to the room immediately, I would've fucked her too but the experience might have become a different one.

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1642505]I am not a big fan of jacuzzis in FKK Clubs. However I have been in the jacuzzi at Sharks twice, one time about 10 minutes, one time about half an hour. Never paid for the time. There's a lot of things you can do in there. Including sex.

HB.[/QUOTE]So this thing about Jacuzzi, should I make it a point outright and ask the girl before hand that will she charge me? Or, should I go with the flow and just ask the girl to join me in Jacuzzi and if she says yes ok just go with her, but what if in the end she asks money for it? LOL! Look Paying her is not a problem but I like to be clear with what the girl is expecting, and what I am getting in to, rather then in the end the girl just drops a bomb on me saying oh dear you also have to Pay 50 Euros extra for the Jacuzzi session LOL!

In my previous visit I saw a guy having fun with a Romanian in the Jacuzzi. Looked fun and surely adds spice to the session. Don't know if it was charged or not.

[QUOTE=Jooeey;1643045]So this thing about Jacuzzi, should I make it a point outright and ask the girl before hand that will she charge me? Or, should I go with the flow and just ask the girl to join me in Jacuzzi and if she says yes ok just go with her, but what if in the end she asks money for it? LOL! Look Paying her is not a problem but I like to be clear with what the girl is expecting, and what I am getting in to, rather then in the end the girl just drops a bomb on me saying oh dear you also have to Pay 50 Euros extra for the Jacuzzi session LOL![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1643027]Both terms are incorrect German. Without the English context nobody would know what you are referring to.

HB.[/QUOTE]You really MUST acquire some degee of humour! Please don't take everything written here with such steadfast seriousness.

For sure it is not correct German: I made the term up whilst reading this board last night in a somewhat intoxicated state. So 1000 x I'm sorry to the Grammer Polizei. But then again: This is not a Deutsche Spracht Kurs Puefung, LOL! It is a play on words (doesn't that exist in German?) on the term "Optik-fick". Since this board is written in English for people who are mainly English speakers, it is very much "in context." And I bet 99.9% of readers here know exactly what I;m talking about. Richtig, ja,... oder. ? :)

Perhaps you and others might disagree with me, not the first time for sure, but: If you can understand the point being made then whether or not it is correct German (or English), doesn't really matter.

[QUOTE=SuperLove;1643053]In my previous visit I saw a guy having fun with a Romanian in the Jacuzzi. Looked fun and surely adds spice to the session. Don't know if it was charged or not.[/QUOTE]I know! That's why I am asking :)

Hey, I am the stereotype German with Lederhosen, beer in one hand, sausage in the other, no hair, no English, one-pack instead of six-pack, no sense of humor at all, don't expect to much from me.

HB.

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1643277]Hey, I am the stereotype German with Lederhosen, beer in one hand, sausage in the other, no hair, no English, one-pack instead of six-pack, no sense of humor at all, don't expect to much from me.

HB.[/QUOTE]No... that not completely true!

You do have a little English :)

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1643277] beer in one hand, sausage in the other[/QUOTE]With all those girls around you've got your sausage in your own hand?!

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1643277]Hey, I am the stereotype German with Lederhosen, beer in one hand, sausage in the other, no hair, no English, one-pack instead of six-pack, no sense of humor at all, don't expect to much from me.

HB.[/QUOTE]Okay, mate: Next time I visit Palace, I'll look for you, based on above description, and together we can discuss tactics to steal the sun-beds of British holiday-makers!

[QUOTE=Ortos;1643385]Okay, mate: Next time I visit Palace, I'll look for you, based on above description, and together we can discuss tactics to steal the sun-beds of British holiday-makers![/QUOTE]Drop me a PM. And bring your towel.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I[/URL]

HB.

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1643432]Drop me a PM. And bring your towel.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I[/URL]

HB.[/QUOTE]LOFL!! (Laugh Out FUCKING Loud): Now that's what I call a mega-sense of humour! Fantastic! Where do you come up with these things?

[QUOTE=HessenBub;1643432]Drop me a PM. And bring your towel.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I[/URL]

HB.[/QUOTE]Utterly brilliant. This will be shown to all my German friends both in clubs and outside.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Ortos;1643579]LOFL!! (Laugh Out FUCKING Loud): Now that's what I call a mega-sense of humour! Fantastic! Where do you come up with these things?[/QUOTE]Has been my favorite commercial for years.

HB.