Bangkok Reports

First of thanks for all the advice on these forums, I have finally booked a trip to BKK mid Jan for about 4 days. Based on this forum and previous trips, I'm thinking of hitting up Emanuelles / Amsterdams for day time action along with some other massage places to see what's on offer (I'm constantly horny so don't think I will run out). Evenings I'm thinking doing a night at Soi cowboy, Nana and Patpong separately, hopefully there will be something good each night. I'm manily looking for LT in the evenings, and will try to stay in those specific areas, maybe check out the other areas if none of those hit the spot.

Do you think this sounds like a good rough plan? I'm getting paid the day before I arrive in BKK so money is not an issue.

Also for LT what rate should I not be paying above in those areas, I don't want to mess it up for everyone else. Is 3-4k realistic or should I expect to pay more?

This reads, to my ear, like an episode of Duck Dynasty. If you have a script I can pitch it to some people I know but we need a hook.

Do you wear a cravat?

[QUOTE=Skogis; 1512799]Thanks God we are different. I can maby understand my mongeringstyle and writingstyle can have a provocative effect on a few fellow punters. And I will be the first to admit my mongeringstyle have changed quite a bit over the years where I more often find myself in a more upscale environment than when I got started as a fresh from the farm mongerer 10 years ago. Probably have something to do with me getting a fellow friend from back home positioned in BKK and he has contacts in every aspects of Bangkoks citylife (he has lived here on numerous occations and more or less permanentaly the last 15 years). He used to be a pilot but these days he is working more administrative and educational towards the aviation industry. This is why I have been let into a more thaibased cabincrew environment and it is a nice one I might add with a lot of beauty and sexy women. My business have also gone through the roof the latest years so I am not very pricesensitive (without me destroying any FL market).

We have also a few years back hooked up with a fellow countryman doing big investments in Pattaya building highrised buildings (condos). I admit driving around in his Bentley in the streets of Bangkok sometimes feels a bit strange but sometimes you get wanted attention viewed from a horny guy point of view (me)..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyDude353; 1512859]First of thanks for all the advice on these forums, I have finally booked a trip to BKK mid Jan for about 4 days. Based on this forum and previous trips, I'm thinking of hitting up Emanuelles / Amsterdams for day time action along with some other massage places to see what's on offer (I'm constantly horny so don't think I will run out). Evenings I'm thinking doing a night at Soi cowboy, Nana and Patpong separately, hopefully there will be something good each night. I'm manily looking for LT in the evenings, and will try to stay in those specific areas, maybe check out the other areas if none of those hit the spot.

Do you think this sounds like a good rough plan? I'm getting paid the day before I arrive in BKK so money is not an issue.

Also for LT what rate should I not be paying above in those areas, I don't want to mess it up for everyone else. Is 3-4k realistic or should I expect to pay more?[/QUOTE]Emannuelle and Amsterdam are soapies or body massage places. Selection is poor during the day. I wouldn't go to these until 5:30 at the very earliest. 7:00PM is better. The oil massage places are open during the day and are your best bet for day action. Since it's your first trip I would recommend Mango or Snow White. They get the best reviews overall for oilies on this website. You should know that oilies are much cheaper than soapies.

If you go to Emanuelle be sure to check out the other soapies nearby. Mirage, Nataree, and Hi-Class are all about a 2 minute walk from Emannuelle. Go to all of them and check out their lineups. Then go back to the place with the girl or girls you like best. Nataree has the most girls when I visited all of them last month. Caesar's is just across the main road from Emanuelle and Poseidon and Copacobana are across the road and a few minutes away by foot. To get there take a taxi to the Emerald Hotel and you'll see the signs for these places. You can also take the MRT subway (cheap, quick, and easy). Using the MRT get off at the Huay Kwang station and walk out exit#3. You'll be right there.

The Bier garden on Soi 7 is another daytime option as are Dr. BJ's places on Soi 7/1.

[QUOTE=The Pro; 1512425]See my earlier post. They are not Police!

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2677-Bangkok-Reports&p=1512077&viewfull=1#post1512077[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks I didn't see before, sorry.

You are right. What I see is the discriminator effect they only target foreign people.

My Thai girlfriend told me yesterday, like you said they do not have any authority but they pick people who a an easy target.

Here alternative was ask them, when you brought up, to register you on a police station. The fine is the same but the MBA is not willing the official paperwork and a good change that they let you go.

Agree that you should not litter, and I learned my lessons here (honestly you should also not hunt on girls LOL).

Been busy with the holiday merriment. Sorry it has taken so long to report. Also haven't read any of the Thailand reports since I left on my trip. Wonder what I've missed. I'll find out after I finish all my reports. There is much to tell. I'll try to be organized. Expect many reports over the next few days. To make things easier, I'm going to number each post in the subject line, and at the end of each report write which thread contains the next installment.

Flight landed just before midnight. Had checked a large bag. Was on the taxi leaving the airport in a little less than an hour. Took the expressway. Traffic was minimal, even on lower Sukhumvit. Checked into the Landmark. Was in my room unpacking before 2am. I'm a bit anal and have to get unpacked and situated in my room before I can do anything else.

Unfortunately I starting developing flu symptoms towards the end of the last leg of my flight. I spent the first few days taking it easy in my room. Flu shots and a good immune system generally enable me to recover quickly, but the down time cut into my mongering activities as I had to juggle my work schedule.

The weather was excellent. No rain. One day was very muggy. The next day was unusually mild and dry for Bangkok. I saw little sign of the protests. One day there was a March in front of my hotel that lasted 3 or 4 hours, blocking westbound Sukhumvit. It was peaceful and orderly.

There were noticeably fewer tourists compared to last December. Except for the last weekend of my stay, I arrived on the 4th and departed on the 18th, the Landmark felt empty. I rarely encountered anyone on the elevators. I was staying on the 29th floor and appreciated not having to stop for lower floors.

As in previous trips, the longer I stayed the longer I wanted to stay. Oh my, I do love Bangkok. In two weeks I had no unpleasant and many wonderful experiences.

Next report in Bangkok Hotels Thread.

[QUOTE=The Pro; 1512425]See my earlier post. They are not Police!

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2677-Bangkok-Reports&p=1512077&viewfull=1#post1512077[/url][/QUOTE]Fact is there is a legit fine for littering. Up to 2000 baht.

What's to stop them from detaining you for hours until the police show up? Things could get even worse than 2000 baht for you.

What is their official job description?

BTW today I saw a large waste bin, for the first time ever, beside their booth on sukhumvit, not far from the soi 3 and soi 4 intersection. Hadn't ever noticed that before. Is it something new?

[QUOTE=Allover; 1512996]Emannuelle and Amsterdam are soapies or body massage places. Selection is poor during the day. I wouldn't go to these until 5:30 at the very earliest. 7:00PM is better. The oil massage places are open during the day and are your best bet for day action. Since it's your first trip I would recommend Mango or Snow White. They get the best reviews overall for oilies on this website. You should know that oilies are much cheaper than soapies.

If you go to Emanuelle be sure to check out the other soapies nearby. Mirage, Nataree, and Hi-Class are all about a 2 minute walk from Emannuelle. Go to all of them and check out their lineups. Then go back to the place with the girl or girls you like best. Nataree has the most girls when I visited all of them last month. Caesar's is just across the main road from Emanuelle and Poseidon and Copacobana are across the road and a few minutes away by foot. To get there take a taxi to the Emerald Hotel and you'll see the signs for these places. You can also take the MRT subway (cheap, quick, and easy). Using the MRT get off at the Huay Kwang station and walk out exit#3. You'll be right there.

The Bier garden on Soi 7 is another daytime option as are Dr. BJ's places on Soi 7/1.[/QUOTE]Thanks mate, I will definitely check out those massage places, I'm going to be by myself in BKK so will most probably end up spending the majority of my time around those places.

[QUOTE=The Pro; 1512425]See my earlier post. They are not Police!

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2677-Bangkok-Reports&p=1512077&viewfull=1#post1512077[/url][/QUOTE]Thesakit (Bangkok Metropolitan Authority personnel) are legally entitled to enforce city ordinances and levy fines, like making sure street vendors follow the rules and people are not littering. Thai street vendors obey them, and so should the foreigners. Of course, if you get a fine, either insist on a proper receipt, or ask to have it reduced.

While the they cannot arrest you, if you make problems, the regular police will come to their assistance. You can try ignoring them and walking away, it worked for some people (in a busy area they'd often just look for an easier target). But do this at your own peril. In case they decide to pursue you and regular police gets involved you'll be in a world of trouble. Some people have done the pretend-not-to-see & walk-away thing with regular police stops as well, and it works occasionally (Thai cops are lazy) , but it's hardly advisable.

Yeah, targeting foreigners is unfair. But is it so difficult not to litter?

[QUOTE=Allover;1512996]The Bier garden on Soi 7 is another daytime option as are Dr. BJ's places on Soi 7/1.[/QUOTE]Hi Guys, I picked up two nice young (21 and 23) busty (C and D cup) ones from Biergarten the last two days. 1500ST and 2000 all night. Happy New Year! Off to Cebu day after tomorrow.

Hey guys I'm at Nana Hotel Thursday 23rd for 4 days.

Its my second time only to BKK.

If theres any guys that wana meet up, would be great,

Clubs and bars are a little uncomfortable when your alone, (I say a little)

Would be good to know someones watching my back.

BTW I don't mean my back door, I need to be very clear "I don't do the manlove thing".

BTW I'm mozzie 20+years.

BKK (& ISG reporter) Noobie.

I managed to free up some time just for me; so I decided to take the plunge and spend a few days in BKK for the first time. Pattaya seemed too booked up and BKK was a straightforward destination to plan my itinerary.

Staying in the Omni Syncate (Soi 4) got a really big room, partly due to a booking mix up but very happy with the choice. Didn't check the guest friendliness but I'm certain it's NP, it being serviced apartments rather than a hotel.

Started out with the mongering on Sunday evening at Annies. Picked a dark skinned girl called "Sow" (#87) pronounced like the name of a female pig but there was no resemblance apart from that. She was a pretty girl, very friendly and willing and keen to please. Pretty standard stuff, soapy bath with body-to-body then shower off and dry before FS. I licked her up a bit which she seemed to enjoy, good BBBJ then FS where she stayed involved. I was finished after an hour, even though you get up to two hrs for the 2500 Baht.

Annies is a bit run-down, the room was quite tatty but clean. Plenty girls on show but no stunners. Mine stood out cause she was so much darker skinned than the rest.

Repeat? Annies, yes."Sow" #87, maybe. Depends on the selection.

Afterwards (into early morning) , I strolled around the Nana bars. Despite some reports talking of being hassled, esp by ladyboys I didn't have a problem. I just wandered past and didn't engage with them. If I'm grabbed I keep moving and slowly disengage.

Enjoyed Angelwitch and Spankys. Full nude on show in both, they must have some strange time-limits on nudity, since they get dressed and undressed on a regular basis. Bought a lady drink for one of the girls in Spankys but she immediately ran off to dance (said she'd come back and didn't). Noobie error. I wasn't that bothered. I thought the shows in Spankies were a bit better than AWs.

Day 2

Morning, I tried out an oil massage in OKD Massage. It's a small door on the left if you go South on Soi 4 from Nana Plaza. Girls sit on the narrow doorstep in Thai dress, there's another similar one called Aspari (?) further down, although I didn't try that one.

Got a girl called "Porn", yes really and that was how she spelt it. I didn't go in fixed with a thought of sex. Mainly wanted a good massage, however, the inevitable happened after the top of my legs was massaged and show offered BBBJ / HJ. She wanted 3k, settled on 2k, which seemed pricey but what the hell. She was very competent with hand and mouth, she stripped off and I could touch her up anywhere. She was a fairly chunky and very smiley girl, lots of chuckling.

Showered off and got dressed. All-in-all a very pleasant experience.

Repeat? OKD, yes. Porn, maybe.

For the evening I had in mind to try Dr BJ's but first I looked around the bars in Cowboy. Baccara was uber-busy with Jap tourists, girls were good looking, this is the one where the girls dance on a see through floor above you. Beer was pricey, you had to buy one just to get in. Experience was OK but I moved on to look at others. Stuck my head in a few (Tilac, Spicey Girls, Suzie Wong) but wasn't so impressed cf Nanas, but then I found Dollshouse. Plenty fully naked girls on stage (the usual occasional dressing / undressing) some very nice looking. It would be my bar recommendation for Cowboys. But after my (very limited) experience Nana's has more to offer currently. Since I had a plan to visit dr BJ I didn't hang around tool long.

Dr BJ's (just google dr BJ Bangkok) is north of Sukhumvit at the back of Soi 7. They have 2 places, there is also a Dr BJ place which seems to specialise in nuren gel, but I settled for the BJ place on the right.

They offer "Nurses" and "Consultants".700/1000 for BJ or 1400/2000 for FS for 1 hr. A VIP package get's you a proper room and 2 hrs. I went for girl "B" based on Mamasan's recommendation. (I'm done in an hour anyway).

Small clean but slightly tatty room room with a business chair for the BJ. I have to say girl B was great! Licking well below the nut sack and all around. She was a very enthusiastic fuck, and genuinely seemed to enjoy it. (I know they are great actos) , her toungue was practically down my throat. She gave me a gentle 15 min to go warning and finished me off with BBBJ. She got a 500 tip for her effforts.

Repeat? Dr BJ, yes. But maybe the VIP package next time. Having a chair but no bed just makes things awkward (if different). Girl B (Her name is Lek) absofuckinglutely.

Now relaxing for a couple of hrs before the NY parties.

Up to now I'm very happy with the choice to come to BKK.

Cheers,

B

[QUOTE=Somewhere15; 1513031]Thanks I didn't see before, sorry.

You are right. What I see is the discriminator effect they only target foreign people.

My Thai girlfriend told me yesterday, like you said they do not have any authority but they pick people who a an easy target.

Here alternative was ask them, when you brought up, to register you on a police station. The fine is the same but the MBA is not willing the official paperwork and a good change that they let you go.

Agree that you should not litter, and I learned my lessons here (honestly you should also not hunt on girls LOL).[/QUOTE]Here is the Bangkok Post write up on the scam :

[url]http://www.aladdin.st/holiday11/cigpolice.htm[/url]

As you say, prostitution is also illegal in Thailand, just like littering. And if people never littered then it would put hundreds of road sweepers and cleaners out of work.

As you say you can tell them, should you get caught, that you want to go to the Police station to pay the fine as they are not Police and you are unsure if they are real or not.

They will not want to take you to the Police station as the Police would keep the 2000 baht.

This is why they want to fine you on the spot. The 2000 baht goes into the Kitty and then its all split later amongst all the BMA cronies. Into their pockets. Its a scam, its corruption and its from the Democrats (Suthep and co).

So if you ever get caught just say you will not pay cash to them, you want to go to a Police station and pay the fine to the Police and have a receipt saying you paid 2000 baht to whatever their name is and their number.

They are not doing it to keep the streets clean, they are doing it to make money. And they do not want to waste time on paperwork at a Police station if the money is not going direct into their pocket.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp; 1513275]Thesakit (Bangkok Metropolitan Authority personnel) are legally entitled to enforce city ordinances and levy fines, like making sure street vendors follow the rules and people are not littering. Thai street vendors obey them, and so should the foreigners. Of course, if you get a fine, either insist on a proper receipt, or ask to have it reduced.

While the they cannot arrest you, if you make problems, the regular police will come to their assistance. You can try ignoring them and walking away, it worked for some people (in a busy area they'd often just look for an easier target). But do this at your own peril. In case they decide to pursue you and regular police gets involved you'll be in a world of trouble. Some people have done the pretend-not-to-see & walk-away thing with regular police stops as well, and it works occasionally (Thai cops are lazy) , but it's hardly advisable.

Yeah, targeting foreigners is unfair. But is it so difficult not to litter?[/QUOTE]Another prominent scam in Thailand is Tollway receipts.

Always ask your taxi driver to get them.

Thailand has constantly tried to install an electronic system for tollway receipts. But anyone who tries to do it then the computers get smashed up. As they prefer the "count the paper receipts" system. As the money paid to the tollway operator is based purely on the paper receipts handed out.

So each time a driver does not get a receipt this money builds into a massive daily kitty which is siphoned off and split between the very rich people who run Bangkok. And the toll both operators get a little of it to for smashing the computers up and keeping the paper system in place.

Think of the money these people get. Every tollway payment where no receipt is given out. This money goes straight into the corrupt Bangkok elites pocket.

There are many scams in Bangkok, which is why you have protestors on the streets now trying to protect the corrupt system of the elite and keep themselves in control. Not allow the government to control Bangkok.

One of the reasons Thaksin has enemies in Bangkok is he got army cadets to sit and count the traffic at each tollway booth and cross reference this to the payments received. He did many things to root out corruption which really upset the Bangkok elites. Which is why they had a coup to kick him out and come up with some false allegations against him to make him "guilty". He was not totally innocent but he was a massive threat to the Bangkok elite.

Thailand is the land of scams. Always remember that.

New Years Eve, i was in Rainbow 1 (1st floor Nana) and got there at 9; 30 and stayed 2 hours and the place was loaded with stunners. Many getting barfined but lots of hotties everywhere all 2 hours so mamasans were doing the hip gyration thing pointing at the dancers while goading customers to barfine. Last time I was in there was a very poor selection, maybe New Years Eve had the full crew in so more hotties. IMHO one third were stunner level min which is pretty much Rainbow 4 levels. (saw one very hot girl with no number, perhaps a Coyote? anyone know?) and aother dancer #47 ended up with a Japanese customer, smoking hot brunette. Also there is very hot (presumably Issan as she is very dark) who is a close to a 10 level. and was barfined out by this older Farrang she pushing her (hot) ass into him at the stage side for an an hour on and off.. Then I went to Rainbow 3 (2nd floor Nana) and perhaps 6 or so very hot to stunner level but many were apparently already barfined out . Crazy New Years celebration going on in there for the hour I was there. Lot of fun actually. Then went to Rainbow 4 and no doubt half to two thirds of the inventory was missing so must have barfined out, but that smoking hot slender redhead (probably back from early barfine (s) was in , so i presume was available. At one point they had all the remaining dancers (20 perhaps) get dressed in street clothes so they would be instantly ready to barfine, and they all got up to dance (Thai music playing) on the stage and also Japanese customers dancing on the stage and the very large waitress, pretty funny stuff. Aside from the redhead, lots of other hotties, and as in all 3 clubs many begging to be selected for barfine. In R3 there was this hot model type (slender with flip hair style, pouty lips, hot in a model way, but bitchy I would say) kind of all over a Japanese guy, practically making love at his table, then I guess he didn't barfine her so she was later with a middle age Farang hanging all over him.

[QUOTE=Bertyg; 1513755]BKK (& ISG reporter) Noobie.

I managed to free up some time just for me; so I decided to take the plunge and spend a few days in BKK for the first time. Pattaya seemed too booked up and BKK was a straightforward destination to plan my itinerary.

Morning, I tried out an oil massage in OKD Massage. It's a small door on the left if you go South on Soi 4 from Nana Plaza. Girls sit on the narrow doorstep in Thai dress, there's another similar one called Aspari (?) further down, although I didn't try that one.

Up to now I'm very happy with the choice to come to BKK.

Cheers,

B[/QUOTE]Apsara massage has quite some ladyboys on duty, so, folks, be aware in case you do not partake that choice.