Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Bertyg; 1513755]BKK (& ISG reporter) Noobie.

I managed to free up some time just for me; so I decided to take the plunge and spend a few days in BKK for the first time. Pattaya seemed too booked up and BKK was a straightforward destination to plan my itinerary.

Morning, I tried out an oil massage in OKD Massage. It's a small door on the left if you go South on Soi 4 from Nana Plaza. Girls sit on the narrow doorstep in Thai dress, there's another similar one called Aspari (?) further down, although I didn't try that one.

Up to now I'm very happy with the choice to come to BKK.

Cheers,

B[/QUOTE]Apsara massage has quite some ladyboys on duty, so, folks, be aware in case you do not partake that choice.

In a recent post I talked about a visit to a Soi Cowboy bar about 10 days ago, where I got great service at one bar from quite good looking girls, which seemed like the norm there.

Last night I returned, and it turned out that bar was not Rawhide at all (I actually went in there around 8:30 and had a beer, the lineup was indeed weak, I sat there and eventually figured out that the layout of the place was similar but different. I had to go from bar to bar to eventually find out that it was Cowboy 2. And that place is like I described before. Special attention often paid to the customer. The girl I had last time wasn't in last night, nor was my plan B #69, so I didn't sit with anyone. But I could see other guys being made quite happy as they drank their beers. The dancing there is a step up from most places, and the girls would score as 4 out of 5 overall.

I also stopped in at a few more, including Dundee (no Crocodile in the title actually). And saw the least motivated bar girl I have ever seen. She stood still on stage with her arms folded. A Japanese guy who was enjoying the show regardless playfully egged her in to start dancing. She just looked back at him with a serious face and nodded No.

Earlier I spotted what seemed to be a cute girl or 2 at Afterskool. Of course that one is a diddle and BJ bar. Looked in again just before 1 to see the place empty of girls. Ugh. I wouldn't think that's the kind of bar where all the girls get barfined.

I was at the nana car park at near 2 am and noticed something. Quite a few of the girls who stand there around that time are deaf mutes. Especially the ones at the far end closer to Sukhumvit.

[QUOTE=Bertyg; 1513755]Started out with the mongering on Sunday evening at Annies. Picked a dark skinned girl called "Sow" (#87) pronounced like the name of a female pig but there was no resemblance apart from that.

Got a girl called "Porn", yes really and that was how she spelt it. I didn't go in fixed with a thought of sex.

B[/QUOTE]Don't get Thai Names confused with English words. Sow is better spelled "Saao" and means 'young girl'.

Porn is better spelled "Paawn" which can have a slightly different pronunciation (mouth open wider) and means something like "blessings", and is a very common Thai nick name. A common syllable in proper names too.

There is a Thai dish called "Fuk Soup" but its not rude at all."Prick" means chili. So you can see that when hearing Thai words, you should not think of English words that sound similar unless that is the only way you will remember them. Nothing rude about "Bangkok" either.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1514484]Don't get Thai Names confused with English words. Sow is better spelled "Saao" and means 'young girl'.

Porn is better spelled "Paawn" which can have a slightly different pronunciation (mouth open wider) and means something like "blessings", and is a very common Thai nick name. A common syllable in proper names too.

There is a Thai dish called "Fuk Soup" but its not rude at all."Prick" means chili. So you can see that when hearing Thai words, you should not think of English words that sound similar unless that is the only way you will remember them. Nothing rude about "Bangkok" either.[/QUOTE]Some more common Thai words are Phuket, boom & poo. Just off the top of my head.

What's your analysis on those.

For the general thread, of course.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1514484]Don't get Thai Names confused with English words. (snip) Nothing rude about "Bangkok" either.[/QUOTE]Doesn't Bangkok mean "Mango Garden"? It is not rude, but I don't think about the fruit when I hear it. ;)

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1514637]Doesn't Bangkok mean "Mango Garden"? It is not rude, but I don't think about the fruit when I hear it. ;)[/QUOTE]"Today, the city is known in Thai as Krung Thep Maha Nakhon. Its full ceremonial name, which came into use during the reign of King Mongkut, reads as follows:[b][6]

Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit.

The name, composed of Pali and Sanskrit root words, translates as:

City of angels, great city of immortals, magnificent city of the nine gems, seat of the king, city of royal palaces, home of gods incarnate, erected by Visvakarman at Indra's behest. [13]"

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangkok[/url]

First time trip to BKK coming up Jan 17. I'm staying for a month, living and working there over the net. Hope to experience lots of the great times I've read about on the forum. Thanks to all for your excellent reports. I'm also juggling about 6 different ladies from Thai Love Links, a few of which are quite cute. Any tips on handling multiple non-pros? Is it a huge mistake?

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1514484]Don't get Thai Names confused with English words. Sow is better spelled "Saao" and means 'young girl'.

Porn is better spelled "Paawn" which can have a slightly different pronunciation (mouth open wider) and means something like "blessings", and is a very common Thai nick name. A common syllable in proper names too.

There is a Thai dish called "Fuk Soup" but its not rude at all."Prick" means chili. So you can see that when hearing Thai words, you should not think of English words that sound similar unless that is the only way you will remember them. Nothing rude about "Bangkok" either.[/QUOTE]It goes the other way, too: I was looking up a Thai word in the dictionary and saw my name a few entries below. I was hoping it meant,"Handsome, witty, great lay." No, it means, uh. Well. "vagina"

My manliness is in tatters. I think I'll go buy some plush toys to snuggle with.

Guys,

Apologies in advance if this is not the proper forum for posting this. I just discovered this site and haven't found specific details about what I'm looking for from searching.

What I would like to know if there are any massage places in Don Mueang airport that might be offering some extra services? I will have two upcoming layovers of about 4 and 6 hours each. I read on another site that there previously were a couple of places in the terminal, but cannot confirm if they still exist.

Thanks in advance,

A. M.

[QUOTE=Oosik;1514894]My manliness is in tatters. I think I'll go buy some plush toys to snuggle with.[/QUOTE]You can rent those plush cuddly toys in Bangkok by the hour or by the night. ;)
And they are good in restoring your manliness. But it can do no harm to apply for a name-change.

[quote=goatscrot; 1516125]paul, the military is divided. they also know if there is a coup the ne and n will have real problems with it, and it could lead to real conflict.

the majority of the population lives in the ne. the cat is out of the bag and they will not allow a non-representative gov.

the dems have not won an election since '92. they have the support in bkk and the south, but that will not win them an election.

perhaps the only solution at this point is decentralization.

i lived through the red shirt ordeal and was never really concerned. this has me a bit jumpy. first time in 14 years for that.[/quote][quote=the pro;1516140]do not discuss this subject with any thai. you could get into serious hot water, and if you say the wrong things you could end up in jail as thailand has very strict laws and anything to do with the monarchy is strictly taboo for farangs to talk about. there is no basic freedom of speech in thailand with regards to certain items.[/quote][quote=georgek;1516165]i agree with goatscrot i have been through the last 3 coups and all the previous trouble but this has the likelihood of being the worst we have yet seen.[/quote]thanks for the candid opinions and good information. wise advice to stay completely away from local politics. i hope violence can be avoided and everyone can stay safe.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1516021]More talk about hookers and less about elephant penis. Let's stay the course guys[/QUOTE]Try JiuWan's posts in the VN section.

With LOS imploding that will be the new P4P heaven, remiscient of Siam 30 years ago.

I went into crazy house last night just after 11 pm. The last time I was there was about September last year and I have to say the talent on offer was significantly better. They still have the robed and de-robed dance shifts but IMO the nude dancers were noticeably hotter. Of the 12-15 girls doing the nude stint I honestly could not pick out one that was not worthy of a BF. There was one girl who had a sizable C scar but was so well put together in all other departments I would not hesitate to BF her as well.

I would strongly suggest to anyone who has not been there to check it out. Needless to say the place was packed with punters. The place must be turning over some serious coin on a weekly basis. Big salute to whoever does their recruitment they are doing a sterling job.

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1516920]Of the 12-15 girls doing the nude stint I honestly could not pick out one that was not worthy of a BF. There J[/QUOTE]The thing here that differentiates this place is nowhere is the Isaan. Local recruitment, and from places west and south. And Bangkok. They want the barfine 700 and girls want nothing less than 3k. In that sense, no different from any other Cowboy go-go. Anyone long time in Bangkok, ought to be able to easily find girls this quality all on their own, if not then can go to crazy girl place if you want short time non-Isaan princess.

Sorry guys to ask this question here, but I am sure it had been answered, just that I am short on time, and did not read past too many pages.

I am looking for massage parlors with real massage, not need to have happy ending or hanky panky. Can anyone recomend? I also do not mind if the said massage is in one of the massage parlors we like to go, as long as the massage is good. I am in the sukuhmvit area, anywhere around here is good.

Thanks.