Applied for global entry.
I am just getting out of a relationship with a girl from Laredo who may actually get deported to Mexico / Nuevo Laredo. It turns out that her son who is 23 and still lives at home is in love with his own mother and wants to control her every move and now I have been abandoned because women always choose their children before any man even if her kids are wrong. But I just applied for global entry which is what has kinda been holding me back from going to Nuevo Laredo. Most likely I will meet a girl and I won't want to come back at 6 30 in the morning just to beat the lines coming back to the USA and work on Monday. Hopefully I will be approved and be able to use it. I am going to Monterrey in 2 weeks, I hope. I asked for a whole week off. I plan on staying for a whole week there. I am not very good at writing reviews but knowing me I will be wanting to write something. But I will probably be going to Nuevo Laredo allot if I get that global entry pass. I mean, there are allot of attractive girls in Nuevo Laredo.
San Antonio to Laredo and Monterrey on the bus.
The cheapest way to go to Monterrey / Laredo by bus from San Antonio is to get the senior citizen discount on Greyhound. On the internet you buy the round trip ticket from SA to Monterrey, and depending on the day of the week and the time of day the the fare is usually about $30, sometimes less. I just went down this weekend and the round trip total was $30.80, taxes and fees included. I bought the ticket to Monterrey but got off in Laredo. You can also get off in Nuevo Laredo, or if you feel like it, go all the way to Monterrey. Hard to believe, but the round trip fare from SA to Monterrey on Greyhound is cheaper than to Laredo. I used to go on Turimex all the time, but their fares aren't competitive anymore.
I am over 62 (by a long shot, up there with DJT), but if you are under 62 and look like you might pass for a senior citizen, it should work too. Just make sure when you pay for your ticket on the internet to put down that you will pick up your ticket at the kiosk at the station. Do not put down "print out at home". When you pick up your ticket at the kiosk you just type in the number they give you when you pay for it, and it spits out the ticket in the form of vouchers or coupons that look just like the tickets you get at the counter, and you don't have to waste your time at the counter. With these the driver never asks you for your ID, but if you print out the ticket at home they will ask you for your ID to check for fraud, and they might also check your age.
It's fun to play around with the Greyhound website testing out all different kinds of permutations and combinations. Once I found a one way senior citizen fare from NL to Monterrey for $1. 00, the normal price being about $6. 00. Greyhound uses algos to set their fares employing many variables just like the airlines, and there's nothing better than beating an algo (after screwing Mexican putas of course).
Also as some have noted, with the new system on Bridge 1, the wait is no where near as long as it used to be. I walked back yesterday afternoon and there was no line at all, cars however were backed up. The CBP agents also seem to have done away with their usual ass holery, and are even halfway polite. Just make sure you stare at their name tag like you are trying to memorize their name. Those jerks, mainly low IQ Hispanics, are way overpaid, and do not want any trouble, particularly from angry gueros (ha ha, thanks for that one zygo, and probably a big thank you to DJT as well).