More random thoughts and observations.
A friend here once told me, that living in Iquitos is like living on an island where everybody is into everybody's business, they want to know who is having sex with whom and then talk about it with everyone. You see these very complicated family groupings where two people shack up and have a couple of kids together, get bored, stray, get pregnant by someone else, split up, shack up with he new person and have a couple of kids with him / her. So it's almost like everyone here is semi related to each other. My room mate speaks a little guiltily about fucking his Prima (who is really hot) but it's all a show, they will pretty much shack up with anyone that is attractive to them. And why not? THis town is packed with young eager teens and Twenties on the prowl, all the time.
My roommate is a 21 year sexual athlete / babe magnet / serial monogamist. He is absolutely in the right place with right look, at the right age with the right attitude, and girls literally chase him for sex. If he worked at it, just a little he could have multiple partners every day for weeks and not repeat. My role is to make him look good, which I do in spades, by being 55 years old with just OK Spanish skills and really no game to speak of. I just don' t try that hard, maybe it's time to step up my game a little. He does well introducing me to all kinds of Chicas, but they all want him, or some other cute 20 year old guy.
So drive around Iquitos of a sunny day, and it is quite obvious that the women here dressed proudly of their femininity. They dress like they are girls, which god love 'them, I appreciate very much. And they stare back at you without any hint of shyness, until you start a conversation, of course. The High schools here have this very nice dress code for the 15 -18 girls, that consists off a tight white button-down blouse, and a navy blue mini dress. White socks and black pumps. This alone has caused me to reconsidered a career in education. The 15 years olds already are stretching those blouses noticeably. And they are looking at men and boys alike with a certain interest. They become sexually active young here and I see what appear to be 15-16-17 single mothers with small children. I know at least 3 30 year olds here whose oldest daughter is starting to date. Go to certain discos and the young girls and boys are all out having simulated sex on the dance floors. They are called Chibolas- sexually active teens. You need to be very careful here. There are some scams running, I am told with certain smoking hot, girls and their policeman- boyfriends. I shouldn't have to spell that one out for you- ask for an ID if you are at all uncertain. Personally I prefer women to girls, and freedom to jail.
Selva girls are noted for being very amorous lovers, and I can attest to this. Many of them are small in stature, which is also my preference. But they don't have very open / dirty minds. They love to fuck, but if you are looking for real perverts, I would stay in Lima. They don' t like to be photographed or videod unless they know you really well. The girls working the Nightclubs here are mainly from out of town. Too many people talking about your business to be in the sex trade in your own town.
You will find everything here from Streetwalking girls, and trannys (lady boys are absolutely gorgeous- if that's your thing) dig a little ways in and there is a network of ladies who make extra money on the side from sexing with extranjeros. They are not hard to find, except you need to know who to talk to. The Nightclubs range from delightfully dievy hovels where most everything is on the menu, and many have rooms available to see to it, you get what you want with a minimum of fuss, to low rent strip club affairs that offer dancer shows and a hostal next door. The girls are available para llevar also, should you prefer your dish served as room service in your hotel. The Chongos out by the airport looked like fun, although that is not my thing. Simply walking the "Boulevard" of an evening bring results too, and the Discos are well stocked with semi pros on a weekend night.
The eye candy quotient here is just startling, Just the sheer density of cute girls is really amazing. Then you begin to figure out that unless you want to risk certain activities, most of those are off limits. That doesn't make it any less fun, that just means you have to work a little harder to find what you are after.
More soon,
Fiestero.
Many of the young gay guys run with groups of Chibolas looking to make extra money with sex.
They say memory is the second thing to go
I arrived to Iquitos after near three weeks in Lima, to find it was actually cooler (temperature-wise) in the Jungle, than in the big city I had just left.
Go figure.
I had an extremely hot and "roller coaster" of a vistit to Lima, and I was happy to get back to where it feels more like home. Where I could just chill with friends, see all the amazing sights, smells and flavors this little city has to offer. In Lima I got down to 92 kilos. By the time I left, I was 95! In 14 freaking days! I love the food there!
4 I arrived to my usual haunt, a bargain of a little Hospedaje, after my 8 sole taxi ride into town. It is a CLEAN, air conditoned, triple room, within 2 minutes walk of the Plaza de Armas. Where they know my ways and could not care less. (Even when I had a puker on the bed this time, first in a looooong time, their only concern was that I was not sick or needed a doctor) And they even discount my room, because I am very quiet and respectful. For 50 soles per night it is, as we say, like a sore dick. Hard to beat.
On the way in, my taxi driver proved to be a transplant from Chicalayo, conversant in English to a certain degree, and very curious and amiably chattering away, about his adventures so far living there, and of course I ask him how many GF's he had? And he said "many" Haha. Would I be interested in meeting some nice girls during my visit? Of course, meeting girls is never too difficult, once you get the hang of the place, but I almopst never turn down someone who wants to help. I stated my target age range to be 20-30. Non pros or semi pros, and particularly single moms needing a little help. I also stated that, in general, I'd rather masturbate to porn than go to a Chongo, or go with a SW. My preference. He said, that there are lots of single moms around, but with no way to meet up with men who want to help them. He explained that Iqutios is alot like like a small town. Everyone is into everyone elses business. So they are shy. My reply was that is sounded like a biz op. For him! Anyway, I kept his number telling him that I would be intereted to see what he came up with.
The point is, don't overlook the taxi guys and the hotel front desk guys, they can be your very best friends; especially when the prospect of their making a nice referral propina is in the offing. Hint: I have never stayed at the xxxxxxxx Hotel on the Plaza, but when I went in to ask to change my flight on Avianca a couple of trips ago, (Avianca is in the lobby) I met the stunning and very sweet girl at the counter. I asked her to dinner, but she politely declined, because her husband might not like that. But that her best friend loved to go out and she is even cuter than me, etc. (ahhhh! The "never ending chain", as a good friend once said to me- makes Peru so special) Anyway, on my way out, the front desk guy, assuming I was another gringo guest, commented to me about how gorgeous the Avianca girl is and would you be looking for some companionship for the evening? Etc. I said "possibly". (since I wasn't really a guest) Would it be too much to ask for two girls for the evening? Haha. He said that would be no problem. Of course I never did get to try that there, but it taught me that the hotel is girl friendly to the point of finding them for you, and that Never count your front desk guy out. He wants to make a little, but the rewards can be, well. Rewarding!
Then back to the hotel, settled in, checked messages, then out for a walk around to view the two legged scenery and get a bite to eat. Two blocks to Aris Restaurant on the corner and while standing there to get my 2 sole soft ice cream, a tap on my shoulder and there is Miss 1, with a big hug and "do you have time? It is Good to see you again" So the two block walk back to the hotel, and I am off to a pretty good start!
So, I kick her out, feeling a little tired and hungry and go to my favorite Pizza spot, looking for Miss 2. Not working, but I will tell you are back Mr. Fiestero, she will be happy to hear it. So, I have a pizza and beers to fill up and dial a few numbers, Miss 3 and 4 are not answering, but I text and they are both available. Oops. What time? Where? My first thought is trio? No, I decide that I am too tried from the long day, and I know from previous experience that one of them is a workout, let alone two? So I opt for Miss 3 for 10 pm. And go for another beer on the Bulevar. It's a Tuesday night and it's pretty quiet. I whatsapp with a friend and fellow ISG member, that in the past hour, I have only counted 60 approachable girls, so the numbers are down, typical for mid week. Many, many girls get checked off the list immediately mainly due to their DNIs being the wrong color. As I have stated here before, my strict interest is for women, and liberty. Always, alwys, always, always check ID, if you are even the least bit suspicious. And even if you are pretty sure, ask for it anyway. Never go out with someone unless you are absolutely sure of their age. The cops made sweeps through the trendy bars in town asking for ID when I was there, so they are taking this all very seriously. Play smart. Play safely. Stay free to play another day.
So 10 oclock comes around and Miss 3 is a no show. Haha. Figures. Best to rest up for tomorrow. The next day, Miss 2 sees me in the street and has time, so off we go. Thank goodness for air conditoning. We absolutely soaked each other with our sweat. And she had to run and shower and get dressed to be to work. Ahhhhh, youth! Busy work day, and it's Wednesday, so in the evening I swing by where Miss 4 works, but her boyfriend is there, so I get a meal and a beer and move on. This time out to the Plaza and a hooker runs across the street to catch up with me, Ximena! Ximena is an absolutely stunning Lady-boy. I met he / she / it when I was there last year in the plaza and we chatted for awhile, they were all bored out of their minds, and funny as hell. If they are super made-up, hanging out on corners of the plaza, it's 99% sure they are chicos, not chicas.
So back to the Bulevar to watch the two legged scenery. The coldest beer there is at Costa Verde. But they don't have the hottest waitresses- those are next door at Arandu Bar. Ufffff. So nice, and well sooooo nice. Haha. But hey get hit on a thousand times a day, so they are pretty jaded. So, what the heck, I'll go back to Divas down in San Juan and see if Monica is working. Divas is a nicely "divey" night club with a 25 sole cover that gets you a pitcher of ice cold, watered down beer to share, and a "Laptop" to share it with. Monica was not working, but, oh my there was Miss 5! Short, skinny, curvy, morena, hair down to her waist and Mahogany eyes. Yes, I do have a weakness for those selva girls, I must admit. Asked about "para llevar" and she wanted 200 for 2 hours, but we settled on a nice slow blowjob up stairs for 40 soles. Wow! I got her number, called it the next day for a repeat, and she didn't pick up. Maybe another time.
The next two days were pretty uneventful, Went up stairs at Yellow Rose, and had a decent steak with real mashed potatoes. I was feeling frisky, so I asked the bartender if she felt comfortable making a very dry gin martini? She said, if you teach me? With those big, soulful eyes.
Damn, I fall in love too easily. Thankfully, I fall out of love just as easily. The girl sitting at the bar wanted to learn too, so I ended up getting her number and calling her on the weekend, for some fun: Miss 6.
I need to interject at this moment, how important it is to know at least some Spanish. I may be able to pull some of this off without my basic Spanish, but what I have observed is that as my Spanish improves, so does my luck.
Weekends! My hotel bed is about 100 m from the biggest, nicest Disco in the central area. It's called "Noa". And in military parlance, I beleive it would be called, a "target-rich environment". I am told that the F: M ratio in Iquitos is qbout 3:1, and nowhere is this more evident than in a place like Noa. OMFG.
Oh and I need to interject one more point. Learn to dance. Even if you have two left feet, like me. Get out there and lose your inhibitions. I premptively tell girls, that while I LOVE to DANCE. I am a Terrible dancer. But I would love to learn? Will you teach me?
It doesn't matter. They just want to dance, and are probably bored dancing with their girlfriends. HINT: It also helps to have a hotel close by, and a bottle of something to drink when you get there. I walked in (first, I always wear earplugs- you can hear them ask to leave much easier) but forget gettng there any sooner than 11 pm. And the floor was full of girls all dancing with each other. I thought I had time traveled back to my High school prom. The guys were at the bar and here I am faced with a room full of Charapitas in high heels, short-shorts and mini faldas. Let's see decisions, decisions. Smokin' hot, "bored with their boyfriends" ladies in all directions! I picked out a group of four impossibly cute, sexy ones, dancing together thinking, If I am going down in flames, the shots will come from the hottest girls there. Haha. I danced with all of them, but there were these two that warmed up to me immediately. They hugged me & one said, that they both really like Whiskey. And the other one said in my other ear, "somos arrecha". Now if my good friend hadn't told me what that meant, only a week or so before, (for which I am eternally grateful) I probably wouldn't have tumbled to the fact that they wanted to go out to my hotel with me and have a little party. Checked out their DNI's first to confirm birth years of '96, '95. So, for a 50 sole bottle of whiskey, I had two, Misses 7,8, absolutely charming companions for the night. I love this place!
Rested for a few days after that to recharge. Back to the Arandu on the Bulevar mid week and sit next to this table full of people, four middle aged Peruvians and 2 hot 20 year olds. They looked BORED! The guys were laughing and drinking and basically, ignoring these two hotties. They were drinking too, and making some serious eye contact with me. I smiled and nodded. Finally got up to go let the beer back out, and one of them followed me into the mens room! Haha! Awesome! She had "that look" in her eye. Asked if I liked her, and if I spoke Spanish. Me: yes and yes. She grabs my arm and writes her number in pen on it. Looks at me like she's going to eat me for dinner. A kiss on the cheek and, she says" call me" hahahaha! Fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk! That was hot. Called the next day but, no contesta. Figures.
I was looking at some property for sale there and had contacted a seller who wanted to show me his land. I told him can you send someone familar with the place to act as a guide. He says yes, the daughter of the caretaker, Miss 9, will get you at your hotel the next morning. Miss 9 is 21 years old, slim, and just the sweetest girl! We start chattering away, and had the best day together. I ask her how many BF's a guapita like you have? Must have many? You are single? How can that be? Lets go dancing! OK. Haha, this is great. Never did meet up with her, after that, but she texts me the next day with a selfie, and then calls and says, she is leaving for Lima next week, lets do something when I get back. : O) haha. Love it.
Last night of the trip, hate to leave that place. Ugh. Anyway, I get a FB message from someone, that is not a friend on FB. But rather a friend of a friend in Iquitos (another girl I know) And it's Miss 10. We chat for over an hour and then she wants to see me. I have to break it to her that I am leaving tomorrow, and I don't know exactly when I'll be back. But lets stay in touch, you sound like a lot of fun. Damn.
So there's my trip report. Crammed alot into two weeks. Hope you enjoyed it and / or learned something from it. Can't wait to go back.
