Adelita Bar Reports

[QUOTE=Slowroller]HornyTraveler,

Cool, that's some good information there, although I'm bummed that it will often take time to work up a GFE, but such is life.

I actually might bump my trip up to Sunday...anybody know what the rough odds are of getting an all night room above Adelitas (or anywhere else safe in the Zona Roja, really) on a Sunday night?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Sunday night it's slow because most guys need to return to work Monday, so you should have no problem, now keep in mind this cheap half a star Hotel is not a quiet or clean place to sleep, if you gonna play ol night it's OK, otherwise look for a better place like Hacienda de Santiago about two blocks from AB.

How much money should I take with me on a trip to Adelitas?

[QUOTE=Cali Dave]How much money should I take with me on a trip to Adelitas?[/QUOTE]Hey Dave,

An itemized list of expenses for a typical Adelita run is as follows:

parking at border: ~$8
taxi(~$5 each way): $10
beer(~$5 each): $10
1 drink for girl : $8
room cost: $12
30-min session: $60
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total: $ 108

This amount will vary depending on how lavish you want to live:drinks and sexual appetite. I spent about $200 this past sunday night at Adelitas and Chicago Club(1 girl per club). When my mojo's really working; I sometimes run through 3 or 4 girls/night. I tend to drink just one beer to relax and usually buy each girl one drink/sometimes not. And I eat before leaving home as well. It's good to bring an additional $20 to $50 more than you plan to spend. I usually put enough gas in my car to drive round-trip. So approximately $125 should cover a "bare-bones" trip to AB and keep you comfortable.

Jay

[QUOTE=Cali Dave]How much money should I take with me on a trip to Adelitas?[/QUOTE]It depends on how much plan on drinking and are going to do 1 or 2 girls I always take 3 bills just to be safe.

Question.

Gearing up for preliminary trip to Adelitas with a couple of noobies (I’mma noob myself). Great advice from CJ, Bluenose, and Jay Love. Any suggestion for trophies with good to great performances? They don’t have to be Oscar quality but I want to avoid the dead fish experience if I can. Also since it seems everyone hit CC as well, recommendations there would be grand.

Yes Jay Love is about right.

First of all, my purpose there is to complete the task. I can pass up the beer and the BS conversation, unless its an old friend that I'm picking again.
You can do it with less than $100 total.

$60 girl
$12 room
$1 tip boy
$5 taxi to AB
$5 taxi to la linea

Thats $92.00 total.

you're not trying to wine and dine the girls, so whats the point of the drink. Thats my point of view on it. Also, some nights, if its busy, you are forced to get a drink by the waiters. Keep moving and dont stay in one place if you dont want to drink. They dont want lurkers and pushing you to buy something so you can hang out at a certain spot. If you arent ready to do the "Quick Pick", then take a seat, spend on a bottle of Corona for about $3.50 and hold on to that bottle and keep it lookin full until you are ready to pick. IF you dont want to do that, expect to get harrassed by the waiters. Not really a big deal, but just more of annoying and mood killer in my eyes.

So for a mere $92.00 you can have a nice time in AB. If you want to extend your trip to include a meal, $3-7 can get you a few tacos and a soda for that after your fuck meal. :)

I look back at how many times I've been in AB for the past 7-8 years and maybe a bit over 60+ times at an average of $100.00 per visit. Thats $6000.00 or about $850 avg. per year. Not bad for a quick getaway a few times a year. Some people spend $200-300 on just going out to clubs for one nite. Sport Fucking is the greatest sport ever made. hehehe.

I am still planning to go but My car isn't registered. do you think I can get away with parking at the border without getting pulled over. I believe they tow your car if your over 6 months over due. is there a lot of cops there.

So I had my second trip down to TJ last Friday.

As usual got a room at the travel lodge across the border and walked across. Took a taxi and stopped by amnesia. I have been to many strip clubs and this one is one of my favorites. They always have some of the hottest girls I have seen working in a strip club here. 6 or so beers into the night I decide I want to fuck one of the strippers on stage so I asked my waiter and he said yea no problem. Thinking he was kidding he brought me into the VIP room and started sending some hot girls in. They wanted $200 to fuck and I was about to go for it but I did not have the magic blue pill. So I tell the guy I'll be back and in transit to the pharmacia I decide I will just go to Adelitas and pick up 2 alirght girls and my pills for less then 1 girl. This is my second time here as well.

So I arrive at adelitas and my buddy thinks up the idea of if we both get a girl then we can bang 2 girls for the price of one. So I don't really think about it sounds like a good drunk idea so we have a few more beers and pick out 2 girls. We go upstairs and pay $60 up front for a 30 minute session and before we go upstairs we indicate we want our full 30 minutes (last time I got fucked on the time. 15 minutes in the girl said your time is up hurry up and finish). So we are each doing our thing and want to switch girls well one of the girls puts her cloths on and walks out the room. So the other one follows her out and we basically got screwed on this deal. The good drunk idea was not a good idea after all.

I ran out of cash and so did my buddy so we took an ATM run and the food guy on the corner told us to go up 3 blocks and make a left. We'll we end up where people tell you not to walk and this guy in front of a business says are you looking for an ATM. Yes we are so he says let me walk you there its safer. Then he asks what are you doing tonight and we told him what we where up to so he said I can get you some hot girls. So we say OK lets see them. On the way back from the ATM he takes us down into this room with nothing in it and no one in it but a bar. We quickly turn flip a ***** out of that place and walk back to adelitas. We get back there and there is less of a crowd so we pick out 2 girls and spell it out to them our game plan. We both want to fuck both of you. So they agree and we say we also want to you guys for an hour. A full hour. So they agree and we go upstairs and get a room for the entire hour.

After the last indecent this time we pay 1/2 up front. We get down to business and 15 or so minutes into we switch girls. This time they allowed it so we keep going and my buddy decides to give his girl a bath. So that girl says OK we are done and I said no your not. We'll my girl looses interest now and that sucks cause she seemed some what into it and was fucking me like a champ. So we get ready and this girl says we want the rest of the money. I said no if you are getting the rest of your money we are going to keep going for the full hour. Well she says pay me or I'll call the cops. Already being ripped off once and thinking she is bluffing I say call the cops. She picks up the phone and within 30 seconds 4 large guys and 1 cop where at the room door. Now I'm thinking great I'm going to spend a few days in a TJ jail. The cop does not speak any english and try's asking questions and this girl is going off to him in spanish. The cop says pay the girl and I refuse because we where there for 20 minutes. Already paid for 30 minutes and we agreed on one hour. So we are walking downstairs and we stop at the dude that gives you the rooms. They are speaking in spanish to each other so I had no clue what they where saying but I could tell the guy told him we where in the right and paid for the room for 1 hour. So I'm thinking OK this is getting better so we walk out front and are greeted by another 4 or so cops. Now I'm thinking shit maybe its not getting better. So the cop that does not speak any english goes back into the bar and brings out a waiter. The waiter says why do you want your money back. I said we don't we just are not going to pay for another 30 minutes when we did not have the first 30 minutes of time to begin with. So he says oh ok we'll you guys can leave. We jump in the first taxi and get out of that country. Only in TJ do the cops get called over hooker disputes.

I'll be back after summer.

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[QUOTE=Cali Dave]I am still planning to go but My car isn't registered. do you think I can get away with parking at the border without getting pulled over. I believe they tow your car if your over 6 months over due. Are there a lot of cops there.[/QUOTE]Yeah, if you car is past 6 months they will tow it. I had this happen to me with an old car I left in a parking lot that I owned. I would not recommend taking your car down there if it is passed 6 months or even driving it for that matter.

[QUOTE=Cali Dave]I am still planning to go but My car isn't registered. do you think I can get away with parking at the border without getting pulled over. I believe they tow your car if your over 6 months over due. is there a lot of cops there.[/QUOTE]Cali Dave,

There are many inexpensive parking lots near the Jack in the Box, where no-one will check your tags. The problem will be, when you are arriving or leaving. The good news is that if you park near the Jack in the box, its next to the 5-805 north on-ramp, so no street driving on the way out.

[quote=cali dave]i am still planning to go but my car isn't registered. do you think i can get away with parking at the border without getting pulled over. i believe they tow your car if your over 6 months over due. is there a lot of cops there.[/quote]hey dave,

driving without up to date registration could be risky. you never know when a police car will pull up behind you and "run a check", anywhere. do you know what i mean? but if i drove your vehicle, i would just try not to do anything that would get me pulled over: such as speeding, turn-signals, etc. make sure all of your car's lights "work", especially at night: taillights, headlights, blinkers, etc. fill up on gas before leaving home; to avoid having to stop at gas stations(that might be near donut shops). you should be ok since most of your trip will be freeway driving. there are not necessarily a lot of cops residing at the border. the paid parking lots shouldn't be a problem either.

jay

Cruised down sunday night(04/29), arriving at AB around 10p. Noticed Sara, one of my regulars, who used to work at CC. She was on vacation for a couple of months. Anyways, chatted her up over a couple of drinks. Headed upstairs, and gladly so because her service is always top-notch. She started with a good CBJ and we did some russian-style tit play. First position was CG where she really knows how to work it; then I layed her on her side hitting it from the back. Finished in doggy-style; excellent view of sara's awesome ass and hips. Then sara massged me for a good 10 minutes with pleasant conversation. I highly recommend her for a newbie. She said that she might be going back to CC in another week or two. I gave her a generous tip and headed over to CC.

Jay

[QUOTE=Cali Dave]I am still planning to go but My car isn't registered. do you think I can get away with parking at the border without getting pulled over. I believe they tow your car if your over 6 months over due. is there a lot of cops there.[/QUOTE]Dave,

I was down ther a couple weeks ago and had my car stolen out of the lot behind Jack in the Box. The officer that came to take the report said there is alot of crime, even on the US side, and to be careful. In general driving with an unregistered car isn't a good idea. It's an excuse to be pulled over at anytime.

I believe the lots are privately owned, so the PD doesn't cruise them looking for out of date tags, like municiple lots.

Believe me, towed or stolen, it's a bummer to walk into a lot and not have your car.

Always monger with your big head, not your little head. Don't give anybody a reason to hassle you: Make sure there are no issues w/your car (license, registration, lights out, etc.). Park in the US (no insurance issues and one less thing for Mexican cops to hassle you about). Taxi to and from border (not very expensive $3 there/$5 back and one less thing for cops to hassle). Don't talk to local hawkers (there are looking for rookie tourists to rip off and again, one less thing for cops to hassle). Don't get sloppy drunk (you don't think w/your big head, your little head loses it performance, and again, the cops). The hottest girls usually are not the best in the room. The most aggressive girls usually are not the best in the room. Negotiate every detail of your sexcapade downstairs, not upstairs (once upstairs, you have no hand). Don't take anything w/you to Mexico other than what you absolutely need (other than necessities: car keys, ID, $ for the trip, leave it home, or be ready to go home w/o it). Get in, have fun, get out (just like the girls: get you in the room, fuck, get out). There are always exceptions to the rules, but they are the exceptions.

Were you parked in the main lot or overflow lot? Day or night?