FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit]I noticed that on their website, Artemis has dinner from about 6 pm to 2 am. I assume this is buffet style. Do they keep this food relatively hot throughout the hours? Reason why I ask is that I would like to nibble here and there throughout my stay. If I eat one large meal at dinnertime, I just don't see how I'm going to be in any shape to do more girls after that without barfing all over them.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I went to Artemis 2 weeks ago. The food is served at 6pm and is a hot meal. in my opinion the meal is of very good quality. When the main course finishes, they then replace with hot snacks (pizza slices, roast chicken, etc) throughout the whole evening. All the food is kept hot. you won't be dissappointed. Food finishing time is 1pm to 2pm approx. Bon appetite!

I went with a german girl from Hamburg calling herself Jane (even though in German it's Yana). she was good in bed and nice to talk to. perfect model-like slender body and very pretty face. recommend!

Hi Guys,

I will be staying near Kurfürstendamm boulevard in hotel Sofytel Berlin. What are the clubs/brothels/kinos in walking distance from here.

Any info is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Jayleesf]There is always hot food in the dining area the entire time between 6PM and around 1:30 am. Also during the summer, on Wednesdays and Sundays, they do a bbq grill instead - better than the usual stuff rest of the week.[/QUOTE]

Jaysleef,

Good to know that food is catered for from 18:00 to 01:30. Saves me thinking of ordering in takeways to the club if I get the munchies.

the fact there is a BBQ on Sundays means there is an incentive for me to be at Artemis to enjoy it on Sunday along with pensioners and taxi drivers as they receive discounted entritt on Sundays if I recall correctly.

Thanks for the advice,

Londonbasketcase

Hey hey! Wiild is finally coming to Berlin, I will follow the advice and mostly focus on Artemis for one or two late afternoon/evening sessions.

As I especially like huge titted girls, I am gladly taking advice on when such a girl might work at Artemis, or if anyone knows of a such a girl in any other club/FKK/working as escort or freelancer? Enhanced/Silicone preferred.

In my imagination Germany would be a good place to find this type of girl but my searches has not been so fruitful so far. I guess I might find some enhanced girls at Artemis, but if someone has any good specific lead please let me know.

Big (huge) thanks! :-)

Oscar

[QUOTE=Wiild]Hey hey! Wiild is finally coming to Berlin, I will follow the advice and mostly focus on Artemis for one or two late afternoon/evening sessions.

As I especially like huge titted girls, I am gladly taking advice on when such a girl might work at Artemis, or if anyone knows of a such a girl in any other club/FKK/working as escort or freelancer? Enhanced/Silicone preferred.

In my imagination Germany would be a good place to find this type of girl but my searches has not been so fruitful so far. I guess I might find some enhanced girls at Artemis, but if someone has any good specific lead please let me know.

Big (huge) thanks! :-)

Oscar[/QUOTE]

Hi Oscar,

I have only visited Artemis once in March but if you are in to silicon then this is the place for you. The Monday that I was at the club there were about 25/30 women and at least 50% if not more had silicon implants so this should be the place for you.

Good luck

[QUOTE=Wiild]Hey hey! Wiild is finally coming to Berlin, I will follow the advice and mostly focus on Artemis for one or two late afternoon/evening sessions.

As I especially like huge titted girls, I am gladly taking advice on when such a girl might work at Artemis, or if anyone knows of a such a girl in any other club/FKK/working as escort or freelancer? Enhanced/Silicone preferred.

In my imagination Germany would be a good place to find this type of girl but my searches has not been so fruitful so far. I guess I might find some enhanced girls at Artemis, but if someone has any good specific lead please let me know.

Big (huge) thanks! :-)

Oscar[/QUOTE]You will not be disappointed, most are enhanced just make sure you scope out the place first and not target anything for at least 30 minutes once you get there. I made the mistake of hitting (fucking) something right off when I got in. I couldn't help it this place is like no other place I have ever been to. Anyway I soon found myself in MAN paradise and regretted the fact that I was on budget for this last trip. There are porn star quality there and MILF brand if you want that. Its just crazy. Since I am American and cursed by the fact that the US is so uptight on sex, these places need to be everywhere in the western world so that war wouldn't even cross anyone's mind. Oh make sure you make a day of it since you pretty much can. Next time I go I will (A) workout first, (B) swim for a while and enjoy the (C) saunas, then I will pick out the best I can find and then start from (A) again till I nail five an have to be carried out. My record so far is four in five hours but it was my first time and I was suckered into CIM routine twice which cost me an extra 100E which would have been number five. Live and Learn. Peace my Bro's. And enjoy every lady as if its you last piece on earth.

Thanks Warsteiner, Thanks Chame. I think I will like Artemis! :-)

I prefer my girls totally cleanshaven, with big silicone boobs, and long sexy fingernails, nice makup....porn star type as Chame called it!

looking foward to my trip!

LBC have you booked your hotel yet?

I got some tips for hotels for Artemis/Berlin stays. I've taken the trip from Sweden to Berin/Artemis twice in the last 12 months. And I’m going for a third time next weekend.

Since you'll be arriving at Scönefeld Flughafen my advice would be to get a 72h Belin Welcome Card at the newspaper stand for 21 €. Then your all set with transportation to and from the airport, S/U-bahn and bus for the weekend. Then take the Airport Expresstrain from Schönfeld. As an example Schönefeld - Zoologischer Garten takes like 45 min.

My first stay was at Ku'damm 101. It’s a nice hotel located on the “wrong end” (or right if Artemis is your focus) of Kurfurstendamm for shopping. The hotel tries to market itself as a design hotel, but falls a bit short. It's design, but in a minimalistic IKEA sort of way. Nothing wrong with that, but not high end. I stayed there in early dec 2007. At the time (offseason) I got a good deal through Expedia. I'd go there again if I got a good deal. 65 €/night is decent but not a great deal.

During my last stay I booked Scandotel Castor (in February, so again offseason). This was more in the center near KaDeWe. At the time I got a dirtcheap deal through hotelconnect.co.uk: Stay 2 nights pay for 1 for 70 €. Again you won't see does prices during highseason. But it might be worth having a look at hotelconnect.co.uk. They have a promocode for bookings made before 31 July that shaves off £10. Promocode “summer”. They sometimes have a few good special offers IF you stay during certain weekdays. If you are willing to spend a bit more they had Hotel Domicil for your dates (22-25 aug) for 199 € (non refundable with the promocode).
A Good location and I’d be considering that one if you’re willing to spend that amount of money on the hotel.

I'm acctually heading down to Berlin next weekend with some friends and family, but I should be able to sneak off once to Artemis. We'll be staying in the center at the Marriott Potsdamer Platz. It was 3 nights, pay for 2, Air Berlin promo. That comes down to 298 Euro for 3 nights weekend stay, but that offer expires July 31.

In future visits to Artemis/Berlin I'll try mainly to focus on something really close to an S-bahn station that is connected to Westkreuts S-Bahn station.
You'll even have the S-bahn running during Artemis closing time at 5 am. That way you'll have good communications from Artemis until sunrise and also during the day for touristy things.

I was close to booking Hotel Cityblick before but it was booked. It's close to S-Bahn station Charlottenburg. 43 Euro for a singel room seems like a good deal. I hope some of you grab this hotel, so you can tell me if it's a good deal. It might be too basic for you highrollers out there.

[url]http://www.hotel-cityblick.de/ENGLISH/hotel_berlin_guenstig.htm[/url]

To continue on the basic theme. The Hotel Messe am Funkturm you found up seems cheap. The hotels own website seems even cheaper. It might be worth it to get a quote from them directly. [url]http://www.hotel-funkturm-messe.de/preise.html[/url]

Also for all hotels above, do a quick crosscheck with hotels.de in hunt for the best deal and read some reviews from previous guests. Tripadvisor also has good previous guest reviews.

Now that's enough amateur travelagent talk for now. Here's a preview of Artemis.
The link that's been posted here before. Bravotv had a visit at Artemis, and it might give you a little sneak peak.

[url]http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Bronze Hornet]

I believe it was Roosevelt that responded when Eleanor and he were at a chicken farm and she said to him "see honey he can do it several times a night" and he replied "yep, and if I had as many women as he has hens I'd do all of them also".
BH[/QUOTE]Actually, that tale is about Calvin Coolidge. He and his wife were being taken separately through a chicken farm. A guide told Mrs. C. that the prize rooster mated several times a day. She said "Tell that to the president." When the pres, was told, he asked "With the same hen?" The guide said no, to which the president replied "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

It is well known that Roosevelt and his wife were no longer intimate by the time he was president, because of her knowledge of his extramarital relationship with Lucy Mercer.

Gentlemen,

Some of ours are preparing for going for the first/second/third...time to Artemis. I must tell you that I'am surprised that the pictures of the ladies there doesn't change for a while. I make you a proposal: let's rate de girls (unfortunatelly only 17 from the 70 as it is write on site [url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/girls.php[/url]) Perhaps the next time whent we get there we'll remember not necesarly the name of the girl, but the picture from the site. That can help.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Edie72]Gentlemen,

Some of ours are preparing for going for the first/second/third...time to Artemis. I must tell you that I'am surprised that the pictures of the ladies there doesn't change for a while. I make you a proposal: let's rate de girls (unfortunatelly only 17 from the 70 as it is write on site [url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/girls.php[/url]) Perhaps the next time whent we get there we'll remember not necesarly the name of the girl, but the picture from the site. That can help.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I'm about to visit Artemis very soon and the images of the girls on their web site surprise me. Most people who've been to Artemis say that there are so many blondes and Eastern Europan girls there. Why then are there mostly girls of color (black/latin etc) on ther web site? Is there perhaps a high demand for girls of color in Berlin? Personally I prefer white Eastern European girls, blondes or brunettes don't matter, so I hope there'll be plenty of them there when I arrive.

[QUOTE=Cookiemonster]Now that's enough amateur travelagent talk for now. Here's a preview of Artemis.

The link that's been posted here before. Bravotv had a visit at Artemis, and it might give you a little sneak peak.

[url]http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html[/url][/QUOTE]The short blonde in the video was there yesterday. Her name is Martina and she's Hungarian(or that what she told me). A decent option.

I visited Artemis twice this week as part of my German tour. Tuesday was something of a disappointment with girl number two being quite bad and ruining my mood. A blonde with quite big boobs and unfortunately little to much weight who I forgot to ask for her name. She wouldn't let me do my thing and wanted to offer other things instead. It would have been easy money for her I suppose but when she was so keen on more she ruined it for me. She definitely recognized me on my return trip on the Friday but avoided me. Lesson learned is to never yield to pressure because she found me in the lower Kino and really tried to get me into a room. She didn't look that bad there but I should have known better than to go with someone I hadn't already checked out.

Friday was much better and I enjoyed that visit thoroughly. I think that since there were more men on that night the girls were more relaxed because there would be more and easier business for them. On Tuesday quite a few were a bit aggressive IMO.

Hi Kvaser

Don't worry, there will be plenty of blondes and east european girls. I think many of the girls in the club doesn't wan't their picture on the website for obvious reasons.

[QUOTE=Kvaser]I'm about to visit Artemis very soon and the images of the girls on their web site surprise me. Most people who've been to Artemis say that there are so many blondes and Eastern Europan girls there. Why then are there mostly girls of color (black/latin etc) on ther web site? Is there perhaps a high demand for girls of color in Berlin? Personally I prefer white Eastern European girls, blondes or brunettes don't matter, so I hope there'll be plenty of them there when I arrive.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the link cookiemonster.

I think I must pay Berlin and Artemis a visit.

As I now note has been commented on previoulsy in this forum, the short blonde is Martina, Hungarian. I enjoyed the pleasure of her company a year or two ago in World. Thoroughly recommended.

DT

[QUOTE=Driver2]Actually, that tale is about Calvin Coolidge. He and his wife were being taken separately through a chicken farm. A guide told Mrs. C. that the prize rooster mated several times a day. She said "Tell that to the president." When the pres, was told, he asked "With the same hen?" The guide said no, to which the president replied "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

It is well known that Roosevelt and his wife were no longer intimate by the time he was president, because of her knowledge of his extramarital relationship with Lucy Mercer.[/QUOTE]I humbly stand corrected and appreciate your clarification and sharing of your historical knowledge.

I was trying to cleverly state (but not doing a historically correct job, though) that the law of diminishing returns is not in effect for me when intimacy is allowed with a bevy of beautiful, sexy and completely naked women in one place at the same time.

BH