Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

>>>"You are in the fucking Land of Smiles and everybody here apparently loves money, so what have you got to lose? Your pride? From some of the stories I've read and some of the photos I've seen, that ship has long sailed away is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. " lmfoa. Absolutely perfect attitude, have to smile as I read and re-read, because it is so true and gives a person a good frame of mind:

" a threesome". Well I've concluded that in my fifties, I have never found a two girls at the same time worth what I could have had one at a time. Probably because I'm a cheap ass, but mostly because I have only one dick, so I tell myself. And they know they have to compete between themselves to win a customer.

"I heard her mumbled "stupid Japanese pervert" on the way to the bathroom. " My highest compliments, and a badge of honor when spoken by a prostitute.

"I have a feeling that taking these girls one at a time would have been better bet. They get kinkier and nastier when alone. ".

Amari Boulevard is a shit hotel to stay at. I stayed there once in the mid 2000's and they charged an 800 baht joiner fee to bring a girl to my room. I told them at the time that if they charge me that, I will never stay there again. Over 10 years and around 100 trips to Thailand later, I have never stayed there again and never will.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2240725]Amari Boulevard is a shit hotel to stay at. I stayed there once in the mid 2000's and they charged an 800 baht joiner fee to bring a girl to my room. I told them at the time that if they charge me that, I will never stay there again. Over 10 years and around 100 trips to Thailand later, I have never stayed there again and never will.[/QUOTE]I suspect they might have asked you to leave right away if you refused to pay. 5555. Hotels don't care a shit about guests unless you are like a Platinum member or you are staying in their Suite.

I am curious to know if the Russian girls were charged a joiner fee to take MonkeyPaw up to their room!

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2240799]I suspect they might have asked you to leave right away if you refused to pay. 5555. Hotels don't care a shit about guests unless you are like a Platinum member or you are staying in their Suite.

I am curious to know if the Russian girls were charged a joiner fee to take MonkeyPaw up to their room![/QUOTE]Need to clear some things up. They apparently were not Russian, but from Kazakhstan. I had a second session with the blonde and even went out to dinner with her. She's actually a cool ass chick. It would probably take me about 5-6 times fucking her to actually get bored of her. Most girls fall in the 1-2 category. Anyways, after our meet, she gave me her VK account info. The brunette was no where to be found. No joiner fee, but I'm sure all the Euro girls in the lobby only target those who stay in the hotel. This reminds me of like the Shangri La lobby in Jakarta. Just act like tourist and there should be no issues exploring any hotel lobby for poon.

Bangkok guys are now very lucky. I just had a recent lunch with Kwan at the Emporium Helix and apparently she is out of the Pattaya Go Go bar scene for good. If you don't know who she is, there is a review below. She is one of my all time favorites. Anyways, this was my first time there to the Helix and their indoor garden landscaping for a high end shopping mall is breathtaking. By the way, if you are ever in the mood for a lobster roll sandwich, try Crab and Claw at the Emporium. Just request that they kill the lobster correctly before cooking it. It's the Monkeypaw thing to do. Back to Kwan quitting the clubs. She said she's tired of the long hours and would rather just work Thermae from now on. Getiing fucked by 2-3 customers and making 5-8000 baht before midnight is better than dancing until 4 am for 3000 baht from one guy. She jokingly mentioned that even a 2-3 hour gang bang at a 1000 baht a head would be better. She feels she is that good at making guys cum quick, but I'm not sure she was joking or what. I asked her how many guys she can handle and she giggles "sip, maybe sip et, but only one shot" Dang that's like 11,000 baht in 3 hours worth of work. That's fucking nuts. Her departure from the Go Gos is bad news for me, good news BKKians, since I spend more time in Pattaya than BKK. Besides I'm not to fond of the lack of game when it comes to simply booking a girl and then fucking her. That's too easy. Where is the fun in all that? I don't get to play around and mess with folks. Besides, she was getting lazy on her looks. Her hair is naturally a bit past her shoulders, just like when she dances. But in public at Thermae or at the mall, she wears hair extensions to make it longer. Anyways, as a send off, we did a quick fuck and suck session that night. I was a little annoyed that she wasn't looking her best when she arrived having taken off her hair extensions. But the the way she sucks a dick can always make up for it. I'm going to miss her. I'm over and done.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2233079]Before heading off to Angeles City, I was able to spend one night in Bangkok because I had an early flight in the morning. Around 9 ish, I did a quick stroll through Thermae for shrimp fried rice and to people watch a bit. It's always entertaining to watch all the funny characters do their thing at Thermae. Men scared of certain girls and girls scared of certain men. I did a couple of rounds along the track and didn't see anything that I wanted to poke with my dick. That was until I was headed back to my room nearby. Towards the back and on the way out, I ran into one of my favorites, if not my favorite girl, from Pattaya named Kwan. I've reviewed her before many times in the Pattaya thread. It was a bit weird not seeing her half naked with those big and natural perky tits in a bikini or lingerie, but rather a dress. When I first met her at 19, a couple of years ago, she was a show model at Imagine Club on Walking Street and scared of dick..[/QUOTE]Monkeypaw Tip of the Day:

This one will always be your best advice to get by in life period. If you don't learn anything else from this information board, you should take and keep this one. Most, if not all, posts are of the "my own opinion" type from folks who think they have some kind of expertise just because (well it's probably more entertaining to let them tell you themselves). I would caution others o the words and opinions of many on here. Of course, even myself, for I live by the same rules. I could care less if they have 66,666 posts and are Super Duper Senior Member or a newbie. How is it that some guys can say Baccara has poor talent, while others say it's the best club in Bangkok? How is it some guys say Biergarten is full of uglies, but others have found a few lookers there? How is that some guys think this one is hot, while another doesn't? This is how this world works and how this board operates. It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. Of curse this doesn't not pertain to massage shop girls, who guys can't have any control over. So there is no competition there. You make an appointment, you arrive, you pay, and you fuck, and go home. Their schedule is their schedule. That's why there seems to be endless reports about massage shop girls. But have you ever wonder why folks don't want to share "identifying or locating information" when they write up these so called PSE reports about supposedly hot bar girls or freelancers? It's because of "this is my find, my girl, and all mine" attitude. It's the competition kicking in. Really, how hard is it to include a girl's name, a good description, and where she typically stands at Thermae? Is all that shit that difficult to remember? Apparently to some, but yet these same folks can describe to the exact T, of what they had for lunch a week ago and give directions to the location of favorite eatery. But when it comes to detailing girls, they they have just gone senile and stupid all of a sudden. Also, be wary of the this place sucks, she is horrible in bed, or she's ugly comments. Keep in mind, the "white knight" often tries to rescue the girl by keeping all the bad men away and the gets the girl all for themself. Tell me I'm not alone when I say "I have known guys who behave like that. " Be honest, if founded was a so called hidden gem, a hot perfect girl who was selling her ass, how many would want her only available to themselves. How many would share her, make her popular, and take the chance that when they want her, she will be occupied with another? ? So now, you have seen just how generous Monkeypaw has been with your kind. Why? Because I don't give a fuck and I'm better than all this shit. I'm actually amazing alien and out of this world! So my advice is go exploring on your own and forget what anyone says about a venue or a girl. It's your life, your adventure, your journey. Don't let others dictate or limit what you can get out of this game. Don't be afraid to take a chance. To know what success is, you will have to fail. Just keep learning from your mistakes, (but don't make the same failures a habit) and you will be just fine. When you have experienced it all, the good and the bad, you will know your place in this game. The winners will always know the difference between better and worse, and who was the best. And when they all reach that point, they will still remember who was #1.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2240304] They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep.[/QUOTE]This part does not really make much sense, or ring true. Hard to believe he would need to be sleeping in your room. Surely he would not wish to impose in such a way as to sleep in your room. Any sensible guy would know you might need to use your room for private matters like 3 somes.

Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.

Its better to have multiple very cheap rooms than to share a better one. Two rooms with connecting door normally closed could be workable. Not that many girls are going to be into gang bangs unless they like the guys and money is good.

For privacy reasons, I have sometimes had to be having two rooms concurrently. LOL Sharing is not on.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241069]
Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.[/QUOTE]I also find that odd. Dude claims to spend a lot of money on girls, yet he shares a room with a guy? An ex NFL player can't afford a room of his own? Unless they are having sword fights together in the room every night, it doesn't seem to make sense. I've been on a lot of trips with buddies and never once have we shared a room.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2241094]I also find that odd. Dude claims to spend a lot of money on girls, yet he shares a room with a guy? An ex NFL player can't afford a room of his own? Unless they are having sword fights together in the room every night, it doesn't seem to make sense. I've been on a lot of trips with buddies and never once have we shared a room.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241069]This part does not really make much sense, or ring true. Hard to believe he would need to be sleeping in your room. Surely he would not wish to impose in such a way as to sleep in your room. Any sensible guy would know you might need to use your room for private matters like 3 somes.

Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.

Its better to have multiple very cheap rooms than to share a better one. Two rooms with connecting door normally closed could be workable. Not that many girls are going to be into gang bangs unless they like the guys and money is good.

For privacy reasons, I have sometimes had to be having two rooms concurrently. LOL Sharing is not on.[/QUOTE]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please!

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241224]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please![/QUOTE]I think you are the one stretching the humor, here.

Unless you know the guy very well, this is simply a bizarre story. So far, you have not said anything about how well you know the guy. I have mongered with many folks that I know really well. We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive. MP appears to have a good command of English, hence, his cultural background would not be a justification for such a stupid maneuver.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241224]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please![/QUOTE]English is not my first language but I get what MP is saying and the humour in his writing. Facepalm .

[QUOTE=Lefeu;2241228] We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive.[/QUOTE]I think what Blanquiceleste is saying the room being occupied is made up so talking about sharing room is pointless

Because MP also said this.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2240304]This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot[/QUOTE]This stupid shit is still more entertaining than other posts. I would just go there to check out the girls and report back if I were in Bangkok.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241224]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please![/QUOTE]Lying to Hookers is fraudulent and a beach of the Monger Code of Practice, Section 5 (c) Clause 7.

Ladies would never lie to extract a benefit so MP should not either. He needs to be referred to the Council for disciplinary action.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2241237]
This stupid shit is still more entertaining than other posts.[/QUOTE]Amen to that. Best Thread ever!!

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241224]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lefeu;2241228]I think you are the one stretching the humor, here.

Unless you know the guy very well, this is simply a bizarre story. So far, you have not said anything about how well you know the guy. I have mongered with many folks that I know really well. We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive. MP appears to have a good command of English, hence, his cultural background would not be a justification for such a stupid maneuver.[/QUOTE]I know MP and I agree with blancqui's conclusion.

MP made up the story of a black Ex NFL player sleeping in his room to trick the girls to use their room since MP was staying at a hotel far away. The reason he specified to the girls it was a big black professional athlete was to make the story far fetched to the girls to see if they fall for it.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2241252]Lying to Hookers is fraudulent and a beach of the Monger Code of Practice, Section 5 (c) Clause 7.

Ladies would never lie to extract a benefit so MP should not either. He needs to be referred to the Council for disciplinary action.[/QUOTE]The court system is backlogged with all the charges against me worldwide.