FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Tjohoo; 1165462]Great piece of advice from Mr. Magee. I entered Artemis for the first time in January, with a short mental list of girls rated on this thread as top-providers. By pure luck I met Nina and Marketa and thanks to my mental list I experienced two top sessions. Then Marketa "introduced" me to Fatima, and I my luck was made for the third time that weekend. Good advice in form of a mental list can be worth gold if you meet the right girl.

T[/QUOTE]Yes, Mr. Magee is on the money about how to do it. I met Marketa quite by chance too after she approached me in the kino. I sessioned with her, and it was great! I had some clue regarding her talents, though, because she appeared to be rather busy. So when I had my chance, I took it and was pleasantly surprised that such a petite girl took me deep in her tight ass too!

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1165276]KIMINO (ITA) Member of the ISG, it was a pleasure to spend time with him. Good connection with handshake and eyecontact. Respiratory and sirculatory stable, no signs of hypoxia or physical deficiency. Great attitude. Shaved head and loves Indian food. No session or kissing or cuddling, but he brought me a Coke which nourished my sore and dry throat. I had to go when I met Talisa in the main bar upstairs. Thanks for great company, hope I see you again! Will definitely repeat! :) Verdict: A.[/QUOTE]Glad you didn't mention the extras Zimmer Baby! :-)

Looking forward to meet you again! My next Art trip will be in sept. (5 to 7).

Ciaoo.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1165296]The photos are probably a couple of years old.

DO NOT plan to take photos.[/QUOTE]Oh, I certainly did not want to try and take photos, I was just curious whether those were the girls present at the current time at ARtemis. Looks like the management doesn't really care that much about their website.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1165393]The photos on the Artemis website are certainly not meant so that you can identify and pre choose the girls off the web page. The girls went to great pains not to be identifiable, wore wigs, make-up and other masking techniques. The photos are more to give the impression of what you will find when you visit.

Best way to do it-read the thread, make a mental list of girls who sound interesting, then forget about your list and just go and meet the girls. If when meeting the girls a familiar name arises great. The way not to do it is to remember girls names then go around trying to find a particular girl. This always begs the question-where did you hear of me, which then points to the forum.

Lists, mental and otherwise have been discussed here before. I think the general consensus is that they are of limited value but not to be dismissed entirely.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advice!

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1165393]If you are really stuck on which girl to schtup-note that Berlin has a Geile Guide who is willing to enter the frey at your side and make recommendations and hook-ups.

That would be Angus.

And you can read about his services here.

[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=742[/url]

For the cost of admission and a small stipend you could be there in style and grace.[/QUOTE]Well, that sounds tempting. I will contact you through your website.

Cheers,

Geko79

[QUOTE=Geko79;1165690]Looks like the management doesn't really care that much about their website.[/QUOTE]I do sort of have to agree as I have long thought that the website could use some work. But then again I think it will always be difficult in such a large brothel to keep the website current. Girls come and girls go, and none of them really want their photos on the internet so there is constant resistance. The only FKK I know that seems to be able to keep it all up to date on the website is Samya and that is a pretty small operation when compared to Artemis.

I have heard a rumor about an upgrade for the website that will include an daily presence schedule for the girls. But do not hold your breath on this. If it is ready as soon as the promised outdoor facility we may well be waiting a couple of more years to see it.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1161029]Man 'o man. Priesterweg after 01:00 is not a great place to land. Last summer I was actually working in a small beer garden in the station (north end) and it gets pretty quiet at night. In fact had you walked about 10 min. West of there you would have hit Hauptstr. (actually called something different that far south) and had access to many night busses that would take you to Potsdammerplatz.

But generally you are right, it is good to know that the UBahn / SBahn system shuts down pretty early on the week nights. Get to know the night bus routes or plan a taxi is best.

Maybe I have to do a Walk with Angus night bus edition. .

AM[/QUOTE]I found that the VBB website ([url]http://www.vbbonline.de/start.php?id_language=2[/url]) has a handy feature that will generate a timetable that includes night busses for those pesky hours after the S-Bahn stops running. Under the "Route info" box enter "Westkreuz" and your final destination and click on the "often" box. You'll be asked to input a timeframe (say 00:00 to 04:00) , and after a few minutes you will have detailed directions on how to do your "ride o shame" without getting lost in the process.

I got into Berlin about 10:30 Saturday night. Since my flight back to NY was not until 1pm the next day I figured I would just stay at Artemis all night then head to the airport. I took the last SXF-1 bus (11pm) from Schonefeld Airport to the Sudkreuz train station and then took the S41 train to Westkreuz train station. I got to Artemis around midnight. As I was at the front desk I noticed a nice little blonde I have not seen before. I went into the bar and it was pretty crowded but I did not see any of the girls I sessioned with the week before. There were a few good ones but I was on the lookout for the little blonde I saw earlier. Eventually I saw her and grabbed her. Her name is Cindy and she is from Poland. She said she is 20 years old. 37Kg and 165cm. She had nice light skin, blonde hair and blue eyes (I think). There was about a 10 minute wait for the rooms. Cindy had a great body and gave BBBJ but she was a bit professional and mechanical. She also just got the last few drops of lube out of her tube. I was afraid to ask how long it takes her to go through a whole tube. A day? A week? I asked to take pictures but she said no. The other Polish girl, Maggie, that I sessioned with at Artemis last week was way better I think. I saw Maggie later on that night and that girl seems to not be able to sit down for a few minutes before someone takes her for a session. After I had the session with Cindy I ate then hung out on the couch facing the bar behind the railing. A few girls bothered to come all the way over to my couch. There was a blonde and black haired german team who came by and tried to sell a threesome. They were tall and thin and pretty but I forgot their names. A girl who looked like a gypsy but swore she was greek came by and was very persistent but she was a bit older and not my type. I didn't do much for the rest of the night except take a nap downstairs by the pool until almost closing time.

[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1167400]Since my flight back to NY was not until 1pm the next day I figured I would just stay at Artemis all night then head to the airport.......I didn't do much for the rest of the night except take a nap downstairs by the pool until almost closing time.[/QUOTE]If Artemis closes, how were you able to stay there all night?

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1167427]If Artemis closes, how were you able to stay there all night?[/QUOTE]Artemis closes at 05:00 so it is effectively all night. At least by the time it closes the Sbahn is running again. It reopens at 11:00.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1167475]Artemis closes at 05:00 so it is effectively all night. At least by the time it closes the Sbahn is running again. It reopens at 11:00.

AM[/QUOTE]Yes, by saying "all night" I meant until they close at 5am. When I left, the trains were running again and I took the train and the bus to TXL airport where I sat around until my 1pm flight.

[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll;1160878]Once again the opportunity for an Artemis visit has come. I'll be there Tuesday Jun 7 (hopefully). Now I wonder, does anyone know if Fatima (aka Vivian) is still around? It been a few months since I last saw her.[/QUOTE]Ok so I answer this one myself then. Yes she is still around, and she is still amazing!

Arrived dead tired at around 22:00 after a long day of travelling and meetings. After chilling out for a little while in the pool area I found Fatima, friendly and super sexy as always, and dragged her to one of the downstairs rooms by the kino for an one-hour session. Probably the best payed-for sex I've ever had.

Fell asleep in one of the sofas for a couple of hours and was after that picked up by an Hungarian 20-year old girl in the bar. Don't know why I went with her, but I was tired and my guard was down I guess. In any case, fucked her for a while in the downstairs kino and finished off in one of the rooms. Definitely not a session I will remember. Luckily, Fatima made my visit totally worthwhile in any case.

For the second time I was bitten on my leg by something (a bedbug most probably) on an Artemis visit. Might be that this is a very common problem in the cheaper hotels in the area, or maybe the problem is not in the hotels at all? Who knows.

Cheers.

/Dr Jekyll

[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1168034]For the second time I was bitten on my leg by something (a bedbug most probably) on an Artemis visit. Might be that this is a very common problem in the cheaper hotels in the area, or maybe the problem is not in the hotels at all? Who knows.

Cheers.

/Dr Jekyll[/QUOTE]I have been regularly bitten at Artemis. It happens downstairs. I spoke to one of the staff about it once. They leave the windows wide open to allow air to circulate down there and the insects come in from the garden. I very rarely venture downstairs for this very reason. Especially in Summer.

Charlie

Arrived at the club sozzled, as per plan, and staggered up to the alcohol-free bar in a pleasant haze surrounded by nubile visions. Spent about three hours just hanging around and trying to decide which one was the prettiest. Difficult job given my condition, but important.

If they gave out prizes for leering, I would bag them all.

But I wasn't the squiffiest guy there. The highlight of the evening came when Dominique Strauss-Kahn (or his body double, the real DSK being unavoidably detained elsewhere) mounted the stripper stage and started a frenetic pole dance, his robe falling loose and layers of fat and a microscopic dick flapping everywhere under the flashing disco lights. The girls thought it was a great laugh, but the male congregation was mostly Italian that evening. They are a passionate and sensitive race. One guy started cradling his head in his hands, and another raised his arm to the flailing Falstaff in a weak protest, something like,"Mamma mia, il palcoscenico è riservato per le belle ragazze!" Dominique didn't appear to notice, he was too far into it.

I couldn't stay to watch the show, being on my own personal, unfulfilled quest for the Perfekt Maedchen. A lot of the scene at Artemis was just the same-old-faces but I was pleased to bump into Shakira again by the pool. And pretty soon I was thinking it was pretty silly of me to ever mistake Audrey from Hungary for Shakira. I mean, they have the same hair but totally opposite personalities. Audrey is a restrained sort of girl, sweet, masochistic, and inclined to conversation. I told her I would catch up with her later, and, finding no-one better, I kept good on my word. An hour later we went zimmering.

When I touched the pretty blonde underneath, I felt her moistness, the prelude to a pretty decent thirty minutes, with DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and KABLOOEY in various positions. Contrary to another post, she preferred doggie, her ass squirming desperately ("Ow! Ow! OW!") and I holding on to her bucking hips equally desperately. We orgasmed at the same time. Afterwards she became withdrawn, as if half-ashamed by what had happened between us. Then ten minutes later I was at the bar and she came and sat a couple of seats away. I didn't know if she wanted to chat, but given her silence in the room, I figured not and went away. What can I say. Women are confusing to me.

One thing I would say about Audrey though is that she does not have the soul of a WG. Don't expect a super-hot porn star in the room, expect a complex girl-next-door type. In fact, it is better if you spend an hour or so beforehand in the bar holding her hand, understanding her neuroses, making sure you really fit together before you go to a room. And then when you get to the room, take it as slowly as your budget allows, kissing her tenderly all over, exciting her, before moving on to greater adventures. Whatever you do, DON'T just go whambamming the girl like a fricking demented testosterone-exploding Caveman, which is exactly what I always do. Yes it's pleasurable, but if you want her continued affections day after day it's worth taking the time to get to know her. If you don't have the patience for that, <sad-look, maybe you should try that hot little package from Thailand instead.

This was my fourth visit to Artemis and the best so far, arrived at 20:00 on a Thursday night the place was buzzing.

There were lots of talent around so I decided to head for the kino downstairs and after only a few minutes SAMIRA introduces

Herself and only seconds after she starts to DFK me all over the place almost like a dog haha she started with BBBJ in the kino before we continued

With intercourse in the room totally GFE experience. Samira has a very slim body with small enhanced tits long black hair and a tight pussy.

I would definetily repeat.

Next up was IRIS, she is a blond girl with enhanced tits from EE she gave me my best BBBJ ever she also did the cowgirl position really good but I wanted to

End with CIM because of her skills with her tongue, also a tight pussy not that unimportant in my book. I would repeat.

After an hour or so MARKETA came by to say Hello, my first thought was 'thanks but no thanks' because I was a little bit exhausted from my previous encounters but then I remembered I few good reviews on her at this forum so I agreed I would say she did an ok performance but she tried to sell in anal, CIM etc. And that almost ruing the experience for me, + a loose ****. I will not repeat.

Last up SIANA this was hours after the Marketa showdown she is probably one of the prettyest girls at Artemis and after last night I know she is the best fuck at Artemis I can't describe in words how good the sex was with her and this was remember my fourth pop of the night!

She has a pornstar figure, long blonde hair, pretty face and tits to die for. I will repeat her tonight first thing.

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1169615]After an hour or so MARKETA came by to say Hello, my first thought was 'thanks but no thanks' because I was a little bit exhausted from my previous encounters but then I remembered I few good reviews on her at this forum so I agreed I would say she did an ok performance but she tried to sell in anal, CIM etc. And that almost ruing the experience for me, + a loose ****. I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Marketa might be getting a little worn out. She's been fuckin' EVERYBODY! I mean, when I was there last it was like non-stop sessions for her. She called me a sex machine (mere platitudes I'm sure). I responded,"No YOU are the sex machine!" When I was with her there was no upselling. I was the one who asked for her asshole, but that was it.

[QUOTE=The Cane;1169635]Marketa might be getting a little worn out. She's been fuckin' EVERYBODY! I mean, when I was there last it was like non-stop sessions for her. She called me a sex machine (mere platitudes I'm sure). I responded,"No YOU are the sex machine!"[/QUOTE]I think at some point the FKK's and bordellos will have to address this phenomenon of girls getting worn out.

There is a certain small percentage of women, maybe 5 percent, who really do enjoy lots of promiscuous sex every day with lots of different men. They are basically born to the profession. But the majority of women seem to get jaded and weary after the initial thrill and strangeness of it all has worn off, and then they just think about the money. Perhaps there should be some rule stopping them from working more than two days a week or something like that. I don't know, there are a lot of potential ideas. These places have only been legal for a decade, so it is no wonder they are still working out the kinks in the system.