Regular and Naughty massage shops in Pattaya
[QUOTE=Werqweq;3001290]Normal massage shops have an internal queue system, so the next customer is normally given to the next woman / girl in their queue, and often they take turns about who's sitting inside, though I don't doubt some are aware it's beneficial to have the more pretty ones sitting outside and take advantage of that. Anyway, you don't need to bother yourself with their internal queue. Just point out who you want to massage you, or even easier, just tell her while you're still outside, "you massage me, polite smile" like I do. Usually they'll repeat what you said somewhat loud to make it clear they're not trying to skip in line and get a customer ahead of who would normally have gotten him.[/QUOTE][U]Here in Pattaya[/U]
Normal massage shops I don't worry about the queue. Naughty massage shops I do exactly as you do [B]Werqweg[/B]. And I use the exact same phrasing. It should also be noted I a lot of massage girls operate on [U]Thai Friendly[/U]. I make an appointment to come to the shop or they offer to come to my room.
Help for the Numerically Impaired
[QUOTE=Trevor2522;3001047]Register your mobile phone number, selfie and payment card with Grab. About 5 different vehicle rates are offered, depending on wait time and size. Forget the song-tiaows / Thai Jeepneys: dangerous boarding / departing amongst moving traffic, and jerky rides. Grab/Bolt/Uber are the best things to happen to the taxi trade since horse-drawn Hansom Cabs.[/QUOTE][B]You are suggesting that an individual pay up to 8 - 10 times for a trip by using Grab / Bolt instead of the Baht Bus.[/B]
I will also add that in the entire time I have been posted up in Pattaya the worst thing that happened to me is I handed the driver a 20 baht note expecting change and the driver just took it and drove off. I lost 10 bath and that is significant for me because that is another entire Baht Bus Ride. Hundreds of thousand people ride the Baht Bus each year. I want you to point out the number news articles you have read regarding someone dying in a Baht Bus accident. Then compare that to the number of people that die every year due to motorcycle accidents.
[U]Pussy[/U]
I report the fact that I pay 1000 - 2000 THB for Short Time and individuals say I am only fucking ugly prostitutes.
[QUOTE=MasterMonger;3001250]In other News the girls in Pattaya are still old and ugly. I snagged a 20 year old from beach road the other night with zero English for 1,000 baht which at the current crappy exchange rate is $30.[/QUOTE]You hold USD. Unhappy with the exchange rate. Petition for redress of your grievances with your government. [B]ROFMAO[/B]. The price you paid is on the low end of the range of street market prices here in Pattaya.
[U]Your numbers don't add up bro![/U]
[QUOTE=MasterMonger;3001250]So with an average local salary of about $461 a month this is 6. 5% so that means a streetwalker hooker in the USA where we make $5,000 a month should be. $325. I don't know any place where they are that much so I guess Pattaya even at $30 is overpriced. Go into the bars and good luck coming out for less than $120.[/QUOTE]This makes no sense to me. Are you equating the money you make as a business owner in the Dis-United States of America to the rate of pay for sexual services on the streets of Pattaya?
[QUOTE=MasterMonger;3001250] Pattaya is also broken as the old women resist kissing! Straight up money "Vulture Culture".[/QUOTE]Straight fucking no kissing. If you want to kiss get a girlfriend.
[B]Oh, that's nasty![/B]
Lastly, what are issues with people who need pictures with posts? Other than to gratify personal ego needs or allow others to be even more critical of others over their personal choices of how to spend their money and who to fuck, what purpose does posting pictures actually serve?
[B]The objective is to nut![/B]
Who up in here has actually flown on Air Force One or Air Force Two?
[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;3001452]Weird the king and queen fly together. Some years ago, I saw two identical 747's side by side at our local Air Force base. White with a red stripe around the body, and a large red dot on the tail. The Emperor and Empress of Japan were visiting. Each on their own plane. It would have catastrophic for Japan to lose one of them in an accident, but both at the same time?[/QUOTE]There are many different reasons that the Emperor and Empress would be traveling on their own plane. One is solving logistical problem. The Emperor and Empress of Japan might have had separate itinerary's that required them to fly separately. Second reason, the other plane you saw as a back up. Some countries got it like that. Japan is a rich country. I hear the Dis United States of America has two planes to fly POTUS around.
As for the King of Thailand he can fly a plane because he is a REAL MAN! Real men fly planes and ride motorcycles. Some of us men got it. Others well they are like this guy.
[QUOTE=Allover;2953794]When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.[/QUOTE]
They should have reopened with a 100% different website name
[QUOTE=Werqweq;3000081]Man, that's uncalled for. This forum is for sharing information, not hoarding it.
Have you ever talked to any fiwfans girl saying she gets farang customers? Many look like they're seeing a ghost when they open the door and see my farang face behind it.
If traffic from ISG would account for even 0.001% of their customers I'd be mighty surprised. Suspect anyone here who was using fiwfans before would know about it anyway, from the telegram groups or line accounts that are still busy, but which I don't bother checking since I'm not in Thailand.
Surprised they managed to re-open with the same website / domain though. I expected they'd at least would have to find a new name for it.[/QUOTE]Busted for age-related issues, still staffed by a foreigner, practically the same website name, so similar it came up immediately on a Google Search, to go from fiwfans to fwfans was obviously meant to recapure all of the attenton and notoriety of the previous domain, publicly advertising essentially only prostitution instead of masking it behind "massage", etc, etc.
These people were determined to fall into every illegal pitfall that every other similar service has been able to avoid and remain open for years:
[URL]https://thethaiger.com/hot-news/crime/police-dismantle-online-prostitution-ring-arrest-ten-in-thailand[/URL]