Sirioja is absolutely right!
Recently I was at Sharks on a Saturday and my God, what a complete and total shitshow that club has become! Usually I ignore the ramblings of Sirioja, but in this case he is spot on: Sharks at the moment is not worth a visit.
I arrived relatively early around 15 h (3 pm), and when I arrived I initially thought that I was lucky and able to find a parking spot close to the entrance because someone just pulled out and left. Then I thought to myself: "hmmm, why would someone leave so early?
When I entered, the old granny with short blonde hair that usually works behind the bar was sitting at the reception and barked "65!" in her usual unfriendly manner. Alright, what a great welcome, LOL! Anyway, flipflops and a towel (I don't like the robes) and off to the changing room I go, which is the usual dirty mess of towels and bathrobes laying everywhere on the floor because most men are too fucking stupid to put them in the baskets. Gone are the golden days of GT where a competent cleaning crew would keep the rooms / cabins, toilets and changing rooms tidy, and so much for all the CovIdiot "hygiene" bullshit when they can't even organize the very basics of cleanliness.
When I enter the club, it's packed with blue bathrobes and from a first glance I see some extremely mediocre girls walking around. Anyway, "stay optimistic!" I tell myself, and after depositing my wallet into one of those mini-lockers I start to walk around in the club.
My 'strategy' is always to quickly get down to business and fuck the first girl I like as soon as I arrive, because; 1) she might be gone for the rest of the evening and 2) after sex it then gives me time to recuperate and explore different options. I don't have a problem cumming 3-4 times during a visit, so by quickly fucking a girl that I like, it takes a bit of pressure away. It also gives me a chance to try out new girls because usually they are not busy at that time, and if the chemistry isn't great then I can easily turn it into a quick optik-fuck because the first fuck I usually cum really fast.
As I walk around, desperation and frustration quickly set in. The Line up is a total disaster! If you like overpaying 100/30 or even 200/60 for flabby fat asses, pale ugly faces, saggy tits, then Sharks will be a great place for you! None of my favourites are to be seen, and the new girls range from the bland titless Girl-Next-Door to horrible silicone-botox freaks with thick layers of make up and bad skin slightly visible underneath. As I make my way towards the end of the bar (close to the stairs going up to the caves), I am aggressively approached by some ugly girls that I quickly brush off. No way, not even if [I]they[/I] pay [I]me![/I].
As I approach the German Corner / Table (near the divider between the restaurant and the bar) I can not believe my eyes when I see some old grannies are sitting there. Grannies that will probably make the GILF and Sylvana / Donatella-lovers horny, but I can only shake my head in disbelief that they are even allowed inside!
I try to remain positive and hopeful, maybe the hot girls are hiding in the garden? It's a relatively mild 23=24 degrees (roughly 75 F), but the garden is mostly deserted. A few guys are relaxing near the pool, but no girls are to be seen. All the garden huts / cabins are empty.
Fuck, this sucks big time.
I know it's vacation season, but I've been visiting Sharks for many years and I've never seen such an unfuckable line up during summer. This resembles GT in 2019 during the final months before CoNvid1984, with Polar Bears hovering around the bar desperately looking for [I]any[/I] attractive girl but being surrounded by silicone, botox and mediocrity.
I mentally start to think that I might as well write off this visit, and now I understand why that guy that pulled out of the parking spot in front of the entrance left so early.
As I sit inside to watch the girls walk by, I also start to notice that the male customers seem to be of a totally different kind. It used to be middle aged professionals on a business trip and German locals that would represent the bulk of the male customers, but now lots of relatively young Snowflake Millennials (obviously clueless sex tourists from overseas) and weirdos seem to have taken over Sharks. For example I was sitting next to some old fat bald guy with glasses who was sitting alone and kept on talking to himself. A girl who was sitting nearby also noticed and laughed at me when he started rambling to himself again. A few minutes later he suddenly barked at a relatively dark-skinned Gypsy girl who walked by: "hey! Are you a Latina?! Se habla Espaņol?" Hahahaha, WTF? 99% of the girls in any German club are Romanians with perhaps a few Bulgarians and other Eastern European nationalities and the odd German girl, and this idiot thinks she's from South America and starts talking Spanish to her! LOL! Anyway, she completely ignored him and continued to walk around and hunt for customers. I guess she knows a crazy guy when she sees one, and she didn't even though she was hunting for a customer, she didn't even bother to use the opportunity to see if she could pick up some business.
I decided that perhaps a change of scenery was good, so I went to get a massage, hoping that when I returned, some new girls would have arrived to spice up the line up a little bit. The Egyptian bodybuilder masseur I ignored because his massages are completely shit (way too soft), Stefan was unfortunately already busy, but I was lucky to find Pia available between 2 other appointments for a quick 30 minutes massage. Not a real Thai massage, but good enough.
Feeling totally relaxed after the massage, I noticed that the sauna was mostly empty in between Dieter's Aufguss-infusion ceremonies (I'm personally not a big fan of infusions), but a nice relaxing time in the sauna was quickly ruined when some loud peasants from Switzerland and Schwabia entered and started talking loudly about real estate. Thankfully some other sauna goers complained and told them to STFU.
After the massage and sauna, it was back to hunting girls again, but the situation had not improved. Instead, it seemed it had only gotten worse and some girls that I initially had labeled as "fuckable in an emergency" had now disappeared. (hence my rule to always quickly fuck a nice girl that I like, as soon as I arrive).
I spent most of the afternoon and early evening alternating between relaxing in the garden, one more sauna, and desperately making rounds through the club to look for sexy girls, but things only got worse. Many guys sitting by themselves, many girls too ugly to fuck. The 'food' I did not touch.
Then at around 20-21 h (8-9 pm) the male audience started to change as a result of the 'wonderful' immigration policies of StaSi Merkel, so it was time for me to exit: "unfucked."
Total damage: 65 Euros for entrance and 35 for a massage, what a cheap day in these high inflation times, thankfully I didn't burn too much fuel driving to Darmstadt as I was in the area already! LOL!
On a positive note, apart from completely destroying the German economy (which keeps a place like Sharks financially afloat), the German WEF / Neo-communist 'Green" government is contemplating a total indoor mask mandate between October 2022 and Easter 2023 ("O bis O" just like winter tyre rule of thumb, LOL!) because the so-called "vaccines" work so well (LoLz! So if this happens then at least you won't have to look at those ugly faces anymore, hahaha! [URL]https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/plus239407847/Maskenpflicht-ab-Oktober-Bundesregierung-erwaegt-O-bis-O-Regel-bei-Corona.html[/URL].
Happy hunting, YMMV!
By the way, the infrastructure also seems to be falling apart; some toilets don't flush, empty paper towel and soap dispensers in the toilets, empty shampoo dispensers in the showers near the sauna, broken press buttons to start showers, shower heads clogged by lime. Perhaps the management of Sharks is not too positive about the DDR future of Germany, spending an absolute minimum on maintenance and cleaning?
Despite the relatively mild temperature, inside the club it was like an oven, I guess they are 'sticking it to Putin' by turning off the air conditioning because electricity prices have gone through the roof.
Sharks in July 2022 is a perfect illustration of what kind of Banana Republic Germany has become: a destroyed economy and society after 2,5 years of chaotic "pandemic" policies relying on lockdowns, masks and "vaccines" that of course don't work (something that many silenced and censored scientists already predicted 2 years ago, saying that this could never work) and now shooting themselves in the foot (or head?) with energy sanctions against Russia, crippling the economy even further. If they truly care so much about war criminals and human rights, then why not [B]also[/B] have sanctions against Saudi Arabia for their war against Yemen that has been going on for many years and has costed countless civilians their lives?
What will Sharks be like in the winter if this clueless neo-communist government continues the self-destructive course they are on? Mask mandates, QR codes to force people to take experimental "vaccines" that don't work, a closed sauna, no massages, and both men and girls in thick winter clothes because they can no longer afford to heat the place with icicles hanging from the ceiling?