[QUOTE=HammerTime96;2719090]Recently I was at Sharks on a Saturday and my God, what a complete and total shitshow that club has become! [/QUOTE]Yep, people here didn't like the way I phrased things about Sharks but that's about sums it up.
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[QUOTE=HammerTime96;2719090]Recently I was at Sharks on a Saturday and my God, what a complete and total shitshow that club has become! [/QUOTE]Yep, people here didn't like the way I phrased things about Sharks but that's about sums it up.
Oh man! That's such a waste of your time in Sharks. Like you, I also predicted in 2020 that this German government is killing the economy and all businesses, and our mongering playgrounds are affected heavily. I doubt if any real monger can or should vote for these kind of governments anywhere in the world. Anyhow, didn't you see the famous super nice, young (early 20's) and beautiful Roxy? She was there (still there now but will go for vacation soon), and a great girl to have hours (or a short time) of awesome sex. Maybe make an appointment with her ahead of time if you dare to visit Sharks again LOL.
[QUOTE=HammerTime96;2719090]Recently I was at Sharks on a Saturday and my God, what a complete and total shitshow that club has become! Usually I ignore the ramblings of Sirioja, but in this case he is spot on: Sharks at the moment is not worth a visit.
I arrived relatively early around 15 h (3 pm), and when I arrived I initially thought that I was lucky and able to find a parking spot close to the entrance because someone just pulled out and left. Then I thought to myself: "hmmm, why would someone leave so early?
When I entered, the old granny with short blonde hair that usually works behind the bar was sitting at the reception and barked "65!" in her usual unfriendly manner. Alright, what a great welcome, LOL! Anyway, flipflops and a towel (I don't like the robes) and off to the changing room I go, which is the usual dirty mess of towels and bathrobes laying everywhere on the floor because most men are too fucking stupid to put them in the baskets. Gone are the golden days of GT where a competent cleaning crew would keep the rooms / cabins, toilets and changing rooms tidy, and so much for all the CovIdiot "hygiene" bullshit when they can't even organize the very basics of cleanliness.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HappyTour;2719030]I knew Megan very well before. She could be in Sharks elite list but was not the top.
First time I met Megan was early 2016 in Sharks. She could barely speak English at that time. However, she was fresh skinny honest and provided full 30 min mediocre service but charged only 50 Euro.
Last time I saw Megan was fall of 2018 in Globe. She was much mature and professional with heavy makeup, also with gaining at least 5 kg weight. She provided standard Sharks mediocre 30 min service with limited kiss but charged 140 Confoederatio Helvetica Franc.
Now after 4 years passed, I don't think Megan is more attractive than before.
Natalia of Aca gold, who is only 19 yo, looks like young Megan of 2016, actually is much more attractive than current Megan. Furthermore, Natalia only changes 40 euro per 30 min (but please pay her at least 10 euros tips).[/QUOTE]Megan was not tornado for sex, but she French kissed, DT BJ, DATY and sex, even I had to be careful like with most. Does Natalia French kiss you? If you are Caucasian size, then you will see her arching back in doggy, making me feel uncomfortable. She is only pretty, but I don't plan to repeat, even I love beauty.
[QUOTE=Gino02;2719268]Oh man! That's such a waste of your time in Sharks. Like you, I also predicted in 2020 that this German government is killing the economy and all businesses, and our mongering playgrounds are affected heavily. I doubt if any real monger can or should vote for these kind of governments anywhere in the world. Anyhow, didn't you see the famous super nice, young (early 20's) and beautiful Roxy? She was there (still there now but will go for vacation soon), and a great girl to have hours (or a short time) of awesome sex. Maybe make an appointment with her ahead of time if you dare to visit Sharks again LOL.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a regional Hessen problem more than a national political one. NRW rates have only seen sparse instances of upselling, same for other parts of Europe. Extrapolating Hessen price gouge being due to politics is, well, political.
How does one explain the lack of similar price increases in NRW and southern Austria?
[QUOTE=Gino02;2719268]Anyhow, didn't you see the famous super nice, young (early 20's) and beautiful Roxy? She was there (still there now but will go for vacation soon), and a great girl to have hours (or a short time) of awesome sex. Maybe make an appointment with her ahead of time if you dare to visit Sharks again LOL.[/QUOTE]Roxi usually starts work at 3 pm. But on Monday last week, I saw her come down the stairs before 1 pm and go back up with a drink. So were you the one who made an appointment to be with her for many hours on that day by booking her ahead of time and persuading her to come much earlier? I did not spot her again the rest of the afternoon to get hold of her.
[QUOTE=HammerTime96;2719090]Recently I was at Sharks on a Saturday and my God, what a complete and total shitshow that club has become! Usually I ignore the ramblings of Sirioja, but in this case he is spot on: Sharks at the moment is not worth a visit.
I arrived relatively early around 15 h (3 pm), and when I arrived I initially thought that I was lucky and able to find a parking spot close to the entrance because someone just pulled out and left. Then I thought to myself: "hmmm, why would someone leave so early?
When I entered, the old granny with short blonde hair that usually works behind the bar was sitting at the reception and barked "65!" in her usual unfriendly manner. Alright, what a great welcome, LOL! Anyway, flipflops and a towel (I don't like the robes) and off to the changing room I go, which is the usual dirty mess of towels and bathrobes laying everywhere on the floor because most men are too fucking stupid to put them in the baskets. Gone are the golden days of GT where a competent cleaning crew would keep the rooms / cabins, toilets and changing rooms tidy, and so much for all the CovIdiot "hygiene" bullshit when they can't even organize the very basics of cleanliness.
When I enter the club, it's packed with blue bathrobes and from a first glance I see some extremely mediocre girls walking around. Anyway, "stay optimistic!" I tell myself, and after depositing my wallet into one of those mini-lockers I start to walk around in the club.
My 'strategy' is always to quickly get down to business and fuck the first girl I like as soon as I arrive, because; 1) she might be gone for the rest of the evening and 2) after sex it then gives me time to recuperate and explore different options. I don't have a problem cumming 3-4 times during a visit, so by quickly fucking a girl that I like, it takes a bit of pressure away. It also gives me a chance to try out new girls because usually they are not busy at that time, and if the chemistry isn't great then I can easily turn it into a quick optik-fuck because the first fuck I usually cum really fast.
As I walk around, desperation and frustration quickly set in. The Line up is a total disaster! If you like overpaying 100/30 or even 200/60 for flabby fat asses, pale ugly faces, saggy tits, then Sharks will be a great place for you! None of my favourites are to be seen, and the new girls range from the bland titless Girl-Next-Door to horrible silicone-botox freaks with thick layers of make up and bad skin slightly visible underneath. As I make my way towards the end of the bar (close to the stairs going up to the caves), I am aggressively approached by some ugly girls that I quickly brush off. No way, not even if [I]they[/I] pay [I]me![/I].
As I approach the German Corner / Table (near the divider between the restaurant and the bar) I can not believe my eyes when I see some old grannies are sitting there. Grannies that will probably make the GILF and Sylvana / Donatella-lovers horny, but I can only shake my head in disbelief that they are even allowed inside!
I try to remain positive and hopeful, maybe the hot girls are hiding in the garden? It's a relatively mild 23=24 degrees (roughly 75 F), but the garden is mostly deserted. A few guys are relaxing near the pool, but no girls are to be seen. All the garden huts / cabins are empty.
Fuck, this sucks big time.
I know it's vacation season, but I've been visiting Sharks for many years and I've never seen such an unfuckable line up during summer. This resembles GT in 2019 during the final months before CoNvid1984, with Polar Bears hovering around the bar desperately looking for [I]any[/I] attractive girl but being surrounded by silicone, botox and mediocrity.
I mentally start to think that I might as well write off this visit, and now I understand why that guy that pulled out of the parking spot in front of the entrance left so early.
As I sit inside to watch the girls walk by, I also start to notice that the male customers seem to be of a totally different kind. It used to be middle aged professionals on a business trip and German locals that would represent the bulk of the male customers, but now lots of relatively young Snowflake Millennials (obviously clueless sex tourists from overseas) and weirdos seem to have taken over Sharks. For example I was sitting next to some old fat bald guy with glasses who was sitting alone and kept on talking to himself. A girl who was sitting nearby also noticed and laughed at me when he started rambling to himself again. A few minutes later he suddenly barked at a relatively dark-skinned Gypsy girl who walked by: "hey! Are you a Latina?! Se habla Espaol?" Hahahaha, WTF? 99% of the girls in any German club are Romanians with perhaps a few Bulgarians and other Eastern European nationalities and the odd German girl, and this idiot thinks she's from South America and starts talking Spanish to her! LOL! Anyway, she completely ignored him and continued to walk around and hunt for customers. I guess she knows a crazy guy when she sees one, and she didn't even though she was hunting for a customer, she didn't even bother to use the opportunity to see if she could pick up some business.
I decided that perhaps a change of scenery was good, so I went to get a massage, hoping that when I returned, some new girls would have arrived to spice up the line up a little bit. The Egyptian bodybuilder masseur I ignored because his massages are completely shit (way too soft), Stefan was unfortunately already busy, but I was lucky to find Pia available between 2 other appointments for a quick 30 minutes massage. Not a real Thai massage, but good enough.
Feeling totally relaxed after the massage, I noticed that the sauna was mostly empty in between Dieter's Aufguss-infusion ceremonies (I'm personally not a big fan of infusions), but a nice relaxing time in the sauna was quickly ruined when some loud peasants from Switzerland and Schwabia entered and started talking loudly about real estate. Thankfully some other sauna goers complained and told them to STFU.
After the massage and sauna, it was back to hunting girls again, but the situation had not improved. Instead, it seemed it had only gotten worse and some girls that I initially had labeled as "fuckable in an emergency" had now disappeared. (hence my rule to always quickly fuck a nice girl that I like, as soon as I arrive).
I spent most of the afternoon and early evening alternating between relaxing in the garden, one more sauna, and desperately making rounds through the club to look for sexy girls, but things only got worse. Many guys sitting by themselves, many girls too ugly to fuck. The 'food' I did not touch.
Then at around 20-21 h (8-9 pm) the male audience started to change as a result of the 'wonderful' immigration policies of StaSi Merkel, so it was time for me to exit: "unfucked."
Total damage: 65 Euros for entrance and 35 for a massage, what a cheap day in these high inflation times, thankfully I didn't burn too much fuel driving to Darmstadt as I was in the area already! LOL!
On a positive note, apart from completely destroying the German economy (which keeps a place like Sharks financially afloat), the German WEF / Neo-communist 'Green" government is contemplating a total indoor mask mandate between October 2022 and Easter 2023 ("O bis O" just like winter tyre rule of thumb, LOL!) because the so-called "vaccines" work so well (LoLz! So if this happens then at least you won't have to look at those ugly faces anymore, hahaha! [URL]https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/plus239407847/Maskenpflicht-ab-Oktober-Bundesregierung-erwaegt-O-bis-O-Regel-bei-Corona.html[/URL].
Happy hunting, YMMV!
By the way, the infrastructure also seems to be falling apart; some toilets don't flush, empty paper towel and soap dispensers in the toilets, empty shampoo dispensers in the showers near the sauna, broken press buttons to start showers, shower heads clogged by lime. Perhaps the management of Sharks is not too positive about the DDR future of Germany, spending an absolute minimum on maintenance and cleaning?
Despite the relatively mild temperature, inside the club it was like an oven, I guess they are 'sticking it to Putin' by turning off the air conditioning because electricity prices have gone through the roof.
Sharks in July 2022 is a perfect illustration of what kind of Banana Republic Germany has become: a destroyed economy and society after 2,5 years of chaotic "pandemic" policies relying on lockdowns, masks and "vaccines" that of course don't work (something that many silenced and censored scientists already predicted 2 years ago, saying that this could never work) and now shooting themselves in the foot (or head?) with energy sanctions against Russia, crippling the economy even further. If they truly care so much about war criminals and human rights, then why not [B]also[/B] have sanctions against Saudi Arabia for their war against Yemen that has been going on for many years and has costed countless civilians their lives?
What will Sharks be like in the winter if this clueless neo-communist government continues the self-destructive course they are on? Mask mandates, QR codes to force people to take experimental "vaccines" that don't work, a closed sauna, no massages, and both men and girls in thick winter clothes because they can no longer afford to heat the place with icicles hanging from the ceiling?[/QUOTE]This report is gold! Everything you said is very accurate. I think we are entering a new era. The good old days are now over.
[QUOTE=Jon75;2719472]This report is gold! Everything you said is very accurate. I think we are entering a new era. The good old days are now over.[/QUOTE]Gentleman, can we all please remember to use some posting etiquette? Please do not quote an entire massively long post, requiring readers to scroll all the way down to see your message, only to find relatively few words written as a response. Imagine everyone (or a significant number of people) doing that. It just clogs the thread up with unnecessary repeat verbiage.
[QUOTE=HammerTime96;2719090] I guess they are 'sticking it to Putin' by turning off the air conditioning because electricity prices have gone through the roof. from the ceiling?[/QUOTE]The only part of your brilliant report that I had a different experience from is the airconditioning. I thought no airconditioning had been installed in the main hall, so there was no option of turning it on. But the rooms, including those in the ex-kino were now all very cool, unlike in the pre-covid days. Many were empty, so you can sneak into them to cool down.
[QUOTE=Jon75;2719472]This report is gold! Everything you said is very accurate. I think we are entering a new era. The good old days are now over.[/QUOTE]How incredibly depressing. So now Shark's stinks and it is not worth the trip down there or the entry fee? Sounds like Oase is pretty grim too. Damn! I never liked Paradise.
I am going to be out there next week, any suggestions on a better option near FRA? Run the bait and switch gauntlet on Ladies. De or KaufMich? AT E150 for an hour, it seems like the same price structure. Or maybe go marching up and down the stairs at the buildings around the red light district looking at the skanky crack hos? Last time I did that it was pretty depressing. Mainhatten? I was going to go down to Barcelona and skip Frankfurt, but now I only have time for a 3 days stopover. What about regular brothels like Haus23 in Hanau? Any suggestions my brothers?
Thanks.
[QUOTE=TankTank123;2719486]The only part of your brilliant report that I had a different experience from is the airconditioning. I thought no airconditioning had been installed in the main hall, so there was no option of turning it on. But the rooms, including those in the ex-kino were now all very cool, unlike in the pre-covid days. Many were empty, so you can sneak into them to cool down.[/QUOTE]I'm due to visit next week but due to the excessive hot weather I'm undecided whether to bother as you say the main hall can turn into an oven.
Apart from the ex Kino rooms what others have air con, I didn't think any did?
In the summer I like to use the outside beds but in the current heatwave even this would probably be too hot for fun & games.
[QUOTE=HappyTour;2719030]I knew Megan very well before. She could be in Sharks elite list but was not the top.
First time I met Megan was early 2016 in Sharks. She could barely speak English at that time. However, she was fresh skinny honest and provided full 30 min mediocre service but charged only 50 Euro.
Last time I saw Megan was fall of 2018 in Globe. She was much mature and professional with heavy makeup, also with gaining at least 5 kg weight. She provided standard Sharks mediocre 30 min service with limited kiss but charged 140 Confoederatio Helvetica Franc.
Now after 4 years passed, I don't think Megan is more attractive than before.
Natalia of Aca gold, who is only 19 yo, looks like young Megan of 2016, actually is much more attractive than current Megan. Furthermore, Natalia only changes 40 euro per 30 min (but please pay her at least 10 euros tips).[/QUOTE]Megan was no porn star in the room. Her worth was not her sexual ability, it was her personality. She was the sweetest, most amiable, pleasant girl you could meet. She was quite good looking as well. So happy I met her.
[QUOTE=Canary;2719497]I'm due to visit next week but due to the excessive hot weather I'm undecided whether to bother as you say the main hall can turn into an oven.
Apart from the ex Kino rooms what others have air con, I didn't think any did?
In the summer I like to use the outside beds but in the current heatwave even this would probably be too hot for fun & games.[/QUOTE]There are a couple of rooms under the aquarium installed with AC but as you can imagine it's difficult to find them unoccupied.
All the rooms at the back side have AC now. Those close to massage rooms.
[QUOTE=Canary;2719497]I'm due to visit next week but due to the excessive hot weather I'm undecided whether to bother as you say the main hall can turn into an oven.
Apart from the ex Kino rooms what others have air con, I didn't think any did?
In the summer I like to use the outside beds but in the current heatwave even this would probably be too hot for fun & games.[/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=Canary;2719497]
Apart from the ex Kino rooms what others have air con, I didn't think any did?[/QUOTE]I did not do a complete survey, but based on the rooms I had been in, I would conclude that the row of rooms upstairs without windows had aircons while the row with windows did not.
Also, about 3 to 4 years ago, new rooms with aircons were built downstairs after the BDSM room. These were closed down subsequently as they did not get planning approval. Well, these rooms have now been re-activated and they were the coldest rooms among all.
[QUOTE=PhuckBiden;2719231]Magda.
[URL]https://onlyfans.com/magda6o9[/URL]
Chalk up a 6.5 on my books.[/QUOTE]Not pretty on photo. Never noticed her at Sharks.