Lima

[QUOTE=David_33;1230776]Full for only 2 minutes.[/QUOTE]David. Requesting your help on mongering in Lima. I am new at mongering and have never been to Peru. With all the great feedback you have received for helping so many, I would like to contact you for some help. Please advise on your contact info.

Thanks

I'm traveling to Lima in 1 month and if someone has any links to new lists, that would be awesome.

David,

I am brand new to this site and after trying to PM you realized I had to have a subscription. I have just bought one but it says activated in 24 hours. Hopefully it will actually be earlier since I will be in Lima in 24 hours.

I see your PM filled up recently, anyway, my buddy and I will be looking to see if there is anyway you can give us some last minute intel on LIma either tonight or tomorrow. I realize its last minute so if your busy we understand.

Just figured we would try to touch base with the Lima Legend if possible.

Hopefully we make contact soon.

[QUOTE=Pablito; 1230803]Green Horn in Lima.

First off. I've been rubbing the horns against these Lima bushes at least once per day and some of the color is wearing off. Still have a shade of green but I think it is working.

I am still going strong here at the half way point of my trip. David is always responding that 'you ought to meet this one too. A lot more sweeties. So let me know'. That will never get tiring, and like many members have expressed before me there seems to be no way to thank him as much as we should.

The U is on holidays. I am continuing with the mid day and evening appointments with the most difficult task to execute being 'Sperm Management'. Not sure who wrote that article but it is somewhere in Jackson's Argentina Private Forum (AP). Could have been a fellow named Exon. There are more than a few colorful characters over there.

I did a few mongering tours of Bs As about 6 or 7 years ago, back in the days of hoarding Maria from Jackson's / Roxanna's friends. BTW it was nice to see Maria's name mentioned recently in a post by Miami Bob, who also posted a semi-pro / amateur / part time recommendation in 2009 (originally from Toyman in 2008) that I contacted. I saw this little gem many times while a 4 year relationship with an Argentine was going for a shit. Not without guilt or hesitation, but free at fucking last.

Anyway my time in BA taught me something- When mongering I like the more elusive part time girls. There is something about getting squeezed into a full time escort's schedule that didn't horn me up. Chicas like Maria and Miama Bob's / Toyman's friends didn't have an office. I don't think they saw more than one of us per day. Maybe it is me just being a little green about it all but those were some great times and 2 great chicas that if they liked you, they were going to insist on a great evening.

Now I am experiencing that all over again here in Lima with David's friends. This is my preferred mongering style with the semi-pros / amateurs / part timers or whatever we call them and they definitely remind me of the best that BA had offered me. I really can't imagine that any one of David's friends see 2 of us in a day. Damn I can't imagine they average over one per week with the way things have been going for me.

I know it isn't true but sometimes I wonder if I am the only one mongering in Lima. Everyone is available almost any day I ask. I don't have any 'repeat regulations' so it makes it easier. Hell, I ate cerviche for 8 straight days before I got sick of it. I have one favorite that takes a bus for 8 bloody hours, spends the afternoon / evening with me and hops on a bus to go home and let me be the first to admit. That the only Sperm Management technique I have with this one is to clear my schedule before and after and start with a full tank.

19 days into the trip I have 7 favorites, upcoming new intros and a few questions:

1. Who teaches these Peruanas how to ride like that? And

2. What the fuck did I do wrong to deserve being grudge fucked by these women?

Maybe I will add some of the more memorable moments with the girls next time out.

Not really sure if I added anything new to the thread. I guess this is my general thoughts of what I am experiencing under David's umbrella compared to my time in Bs As. Of course there are a lot of things that I miss about Bs As. Everything and anything to do with the cow. Damn I miss Freddo, masa finas, the cheese, chantilly in everything and of course firing up my little parrilla. There also was so much action in BA with so many full time escorts and so much discussion of it all by those characters on the AP forum.

But David's not there and I am on the ocean, on the cliff of the quaint frontage of Miraflores to make up for it all, mongering the way I like to and chilling out far away from the BA monster. It couldn't be going any better for me resting safely under David's umbrella.

A few things to add: There is a decent casino on Alfredo Benavides one block from Larco called Fiesta. It has a Texas Holdem room with nightly tournaments starting around 5:30 pm and a Sports Book broadcasting all the football and basketball games. I want to say that most of the larger casinos offer the same but I am not 100% sure.

Cerbicheria La Mar was a great culinary experience for a first timer in Lima. Casual attire, a classy place with great service and delicacies from the ocean. From there I plot my way around to find the best of the barrio too. Astrid and Gaston is coming soon and of course Rosa Nautica for the ambiance that I don't think that I should miss either.[/QUOTE]Pablito,

Your couple of posts from Lima have been fun to read. Could you take the time to write more as you go? I am also interested if you speak spanish and if that is critical to your having such a good time with David's help.

[QUOTE=Pablito;1230803]Damn I miss Freddo[/QUOTE]Plenty of delicious ice cream places around. Check out 4D and Gelateria Laritza D. Each have a few outlets. 4D even has one in the airport on the right at the top of the escalator after checking in. Good sandwiches there too.

Well, I crashed and burned for a few days mid last week. The traveling 'road warrior' came over on the Monday evening and I absolutely cracked when the 'spinner' wanted to come over the same morning. Really bad sperm management.

I started recovering late in the week so I did double duty on both Friday and Saturday with little 'Miss Trome', 'jumpin little Lima peruana' and 'the spinner'. I thought I would just chill Sunday and watch the NFL but,

I got a little bored and decided to call the 'Volley Girl' over. Big mistake. I thought she had done me 'as good as it gets' the last time. I just don't learn from my mistakes. She did a tease and denial that went on forever and now I got nothing left. Zero, zilch, pooched, emptied, drained, spent and so on and so forth and all this with the 'jumpin little Lima peruana' coming over bright and bloody early this morning. I am going to get the 3rd degree. 'thats not much Pablito! '

This is going to hurt for a few days, a definite setback to 'the management' and this isn't even to mention that the ATF, who has been on sabbatical for over a week, should be back and hopefully in my presence as soon as bloody damn well conceivably possible. Jeeeesus!

Some have also asked by pm 'how has it been going recently? '. Jeesus. I will tell you how it has been going. It has been a living hell trying to manage these damn pablitititos. With the traveling 'road warrior' coming-in on Wednesday morning and hopefully the ATF back from sabbatical and with all due respect to all the others. I am completely 100% screwed.

BTWs-

Reserve early for Astrid and Gaston. They were booked solid for dinner for over 9 days albeit thru the new year. If possible try not to miss it. Basically at Kennedy Park and you can reserve through email. Be ready for a 3 course fabulous meal. Have a look at their website and take a look at the menu before going.

Rosa Nautica- awesome ambiance, marginal in all other areas, note the seasonal time for a sunset meal, huge GFE bonus points (another blow to my management problems). Too bad La Srta. Astrid why El Sr Gaston do not occupy this space too.

La Tranquera was definitely my choice for a parrilla over the El Parrillon. Tranquera on Jose Pardo a few blocks west of Larco. It was worth the extra 20 soles.

San Antonio at the corner of 28 de julio and Reducto is at the top of my tastes for pastries, ice cream and sandwiches. It is an extremely convenient establishment including a cafe / restaurant that is always packed. I get it to go and take it to the Malecon for a peaceful lunch in one of the many parks.

The Miraflores Malecon- 11 stories above the water line extending from one end of Miraflores to the other. It may take a couple of hour to walk the entire length. Lots of cuties exercising in the morning keeping it all together.

Oxford- I speak enough Spanish to converse on all topics. I don't understand enough to know what anyone is saying unless they are speaking directly to me (which is a blessing not understanding what anyone one else around me is saying so I can 'tune them out'). Speaking on the phone is more often than not a problem for me in any language but especially Spanish. I know some of David's friends are studying english so I try to speak a little english to help them out.

Would it have compromised my time here in Lima if I did not speak Spanish. I can honestly say through past experiences that I had a big problem not knowing what anyone was saying to me as well as not being able to ask them anything or say anything to them. Was it critical for me? Absolutely.

Hoser- I should be back on my feet and back to you by Tuesday. Like I said, I had some shit to do with the gals this weekend and thanks for the travel tips.

David_33- I am taking a week off when I get back home and it is all your fault! (Ha. I am joking)

If any of you out there is thinking about going to Peru. It's worth it!

Even if it's not for the girls, there are plenty of things to do. Great night life, food, drinks, tourist attractions, etc.

Also, remember that right now is South America's summer so there are tons of good-looking girls of all ages and shapes and sizes on the streets right now. I love it!

Read all the old posts to get more info and if still clueless give David a holler. I've done it myself until he finally pulled my head out of my own butt several times because I skipped out on the common sense classes back in junior high.

I am in way too deep again. After all the random babble the other day about learning from my mistakes, I am back in my dog house. Sure as hell, I am a bloody disgrace to all practicing general 'managers'.

Not only did I catch a finger in the eye from the 'jumping little Lima peruana' for the lack of pablititos but worse yet I invited over little 'Miss Trome' for what I hoped would be a 'quickie' later in evening.

A quickie? What was I thinking? Is there really such a thing with only a drop and dribble? It took forever to get that one out so much so that I even thought of the first fake of my life. But finally it came to an end and the first thing that popped into my mind was, I better get her out of here because tomorrow I have 'the spinner' coming early for our final fling. No problem, she did it on her own. I got to get some sleep, but.

The damn phone starts beeping. It is none other than Srta. Tacones. Well she has been hard to nail down this trip and I had only seen her a couple of times so with a lack of better judgement, I responded how about tomorrow evening? 'Perfecto! ' Yeah right. At 4:30 in the morning I wake up with a raging boner dreaming of the best only to start thinking how the hell am I going to manage this?

I thought it couldn't get any worse but a few hours before the spinner's final fling I got into a mile race with a couple of cyclists on the Malecon. I just couldn't resist. I had to keep up with these two that I had seen for weeks but what the hell for? WTF was I thinking? I got a 21 year old spinner coming over in less than 2 hours!

I laboured back to the pad with my ass in hand from all of this stupidity as well as the "quickie" with Miss Trome.

At 10am sharp she arrives with her huge smile, some parting gifts, and she is ready to send me off. Damn she is a funny girl. One thing about this personal favorite is that the girl can move but she had never won the war on top. She thought that today was her day and when the sweat started pouring out of her, I really wanted her to win today too. Being the dumb ass I am, I didn't have the juice to let her have this moral victory and I ended up behind her with that view that I will never forget. Damn she has a nice ass and to think she is working harder on it too. Off to our little spot for lunch, we exchange some gifts and now she is just a great memory.

But there is no time to reminisce, in a couple of hours Srta Tacones is arriving. I sink into the couch and as time goes by I get the feeling that I just might have to leave the gift on the table, squeeze her butt and call it a night. There was no way I was in any condition to go a round with the Tacones. Just a 'clueless' horny sperm manager.

I was sinking further into the couch waiting for Tacones and it may be the first time in mongering history that anyone jumped for joy when that 30 minute mark hit the clock. At an hour, I was packed up and ready to head out for a bite. For what ever reason, the Tacones was a complete and utter no show. The first of the trip. Sent a glorious text, put the gift in the pocket, started waddling down to Prado for a great AR lomo, glued to the cel, and with no response, I was smiling ear to ear thinking free at fucking last.

I am back on track and feel like the lucky bastard on the face of the earth all because of a no show. Gift on the table, squeeze her butt, call it night, yeah right, my aching ass, I know how many times I said that before on this trip.

Jeesuz the cel phone is going off. Now a days, when the cel phone goes off I shutter to think who it is. It is like a fire alarm. Who the hell is going to throw me in the fire? False alarm, it is the traveling 'road warrior'. She is on the bus and 8 hours away. The last time she came at this hour I was completely fucked for 2 days.

BTW's.

Bring more condoms than you would ever think possible of using.

Load up on Maca Andina as soon as you hit the ground. It may be my only saving grace for the stretch run.

David- It is still all your fault! What a trip. Jeeesuz. How am I ever going to thank you?

Sometimes its best to take a day off, let the Maca do its job and recharge the scrot sac.

[QUOTE=Pablito; 1236194]I am in way too deep again. After all the random babble the other day about learning from my mistakes, I am back in my dog house. Sure as hell, I am a bloody disgrace to all practicing general 'managers'.

Not only did I catch a finger in the eye from the 'jumping little Lima peruana' for the lack of pablititos but worse yet I invited over little 'Miss Trome' for what I hoped would be a 'quickie' later in evening.

A quickie? What was I thinking? Is there really such a thing with only a drop and dribble? It took forever to get that one out so much so that I even thought of the first fake of my life. But finally it came to an end and the first thing that popped into my mind was, I better get her out of here because tomorrow I have 'the spinner' coming early for our final fling. No problem, she did it on her own. I got to get some sleep, but.

The damn phone starts beeping. It is none other than Srta. Tacones. Well she has been hard to nail down this trip and I had only seen her a couple of times so with a lack of better judgement, I responded how about tomorrow evening? 'Perfecto! ' Yeah right. At 4:30 in the morning I wake up with a raging boner dreaming of the best only to start thinking how the hell am I going to manage this?

I thought it couldn't get any worse but a few hours before the spinner's final fling I got into a mile race with a couple of cyclists on the Malecon. I just couldn't resist. I had to keep up with these two that I had seen for weeks but what the hell for? WTF was I thinking? I got a 21 year old spinner coming over in less than 2 hours!

I laboured back to the pad with my ass in hand from all of this stupidity as well as the "quickie" with Miss Trome.

At 10am sharp she arrives with her huge smile, some parting gifts, and she is ready to send me off. Damn she is a funny girl. One thing about this personal favorite is that the girl can move but she had never won the war on top. She thought that today was her day and when the sweat started pouring out of her, I really wanted her to win today too. Being the dumb ass I am, I didn't have the juice to let her have this moral victory and I ended up behind her with that view that I will never forget. Damn she has a nice ass and to think she is working harder on it too. Off to our little spot for lunch, we exchange some gifts and now she is just a great memory.

But there is no time to reminisce, in a couple of hours Srta Tacones is arriving. I sink into the couch and as time goes by I get the feeling that I just might have to leave the gift on the table, squeeze her butt and call it a night. There was no way I was in any condition to go a round with the Tacones. Just a 'clueless' horny sperm manager.

I was sinking further into the couch waiting for Tacones and it may be the first time in mongering history that anyone jumped for joy when that 30 minute mark hit the clock. At an hour, I was packed up and ready to head out for a bite. For what ever reason, the Tacones was a complete and utter no show. The first of the trip. Sent a glorious text, put the gift in the pocket, started waddling down to Prado for a great AR lomo, glued to the cel, and with no response, I was smiling ear to ear thinking free at fucking last.

I am back on track and feel like the lucky bastard on the face of the earth all because of a no show. Gift on the table, squeeze her butt, call it night, yeah right, my aching ass, I know how many times I said that before on this trip.

Jeesuz the cel phone is going off. Now a days, when the cel phone goes off I shutter to think who it is. It is like a fire alarm. Who the hell is going to throw me in the fire? False alarm, it is the traveling 'road warrior'. She is on the bus and 8 hours away. The last time she came at this hour I was completely fucked for 2 days.

BTW's.

Bring more condoms than you would ever think possible of using.

Load up on Maca Andina as soon as you hit the ground. It may be my only saving grace for the stretch run.

David- It is still all your fault! What a trip. Jeeesuz. How am I ever going to thank you?[/QUOTE]Pablito: Lima will miss you. And I will miss your style of reporting on it (until the next time). Thanks for sharing. Oxford

I arrived in Lima last night. Didn't tell my gf I was coming so I'm staying in Lince as usual. Picked up an SW just outside my hotel / hostal. 40 soles for an hour. They always ask 50 but will go lower.

This morning a LAC girl came over. We fucked and spent the day together. I am supposed to meet her for lunch tomorrow considering she still has a job. She told her boss she was sick and had her dad to cover for her. She didn't consider her boss calling the house 5 times though and her brother answering the phone telling her boss she was not at home sick.

My doctor chick is coming through tomorrow night after work and she took off Friday to spend with me. I'm thinking about going to grab another SW right now. My fantasy is to get one of those traffic police chicks. To me they look so damn good; better than the general population for some reason. I rarely see a bad looking one. It's just that they are always out in the middle of all of that damn traffic and there is never a way to chat them up.

I am back in Lima probably the end of Feb. And need to stay in the Barranco area. Has anyone stayed at Antu suites? If so are they GF friendly? Are the rooms comprable to Maria Luisa? I would look at apartments but will only be there about four or five days.

I was chatting with a girl from Lima who now works / lives in Barcelona. I have banged her in both cities. I have never given her a Scottish nickel, no presents, no nothing. She always talks about how much she loves me and I always tell her how much she is full of shit. Since I am in Lima now I asked her why she isn't in Lima with me. She asks me to buy her a ticket, but when I tell her no she calls me poor? B*^&h aren't you the one begging? I just don't get it.

Mrenternational x_x_x: por que no estas en Lima conmigo?

Yessica: pagame el pasaje

Mrenternational x_x_x:tu tienes trabajo

Yessica: poco. Avisame cuando tengas para mi pasaje

Mrenternational x_x_x: nunca

Yessica: pareces pobre africano

Mrenternational x_x_x: no. Pobre americano. No soy afroamericano. Soy negro.

Yessica: bueno chau pobre africano das pena

Mrenternational x_x_x: chau pobre peruanita

[QUOTE=David_33;1236356]Sometimes its best to take a day off, let the Maca do its job and recharge the scrot sac.[/QUOTE]I got my pablitititos together and really got the job done this time.

Once in a blue moon I can even surprise myself. I got up Wednesday morning finished up the report. I get on the Malecon and they are all there passing me one after another. After almost 5 weeks you start to become a regular out there. At 7 am the girl to boy ratio I would guess is a min 5 girls to 1 boy. Perfecto! Love getting a good deal.

Slow down to catch my breath and I almost crash into my favorite. Mid 30's, never makeup, doesn't give a rats ass about her hair, killer legs, has puppy. One day the pup followed me for a quarter mile before I noticed and brought her back to her yummy mommy. I was in the good books. Anyway lets not get silly and think that I made the foolish mistake of wanting to pay up a non pro/'normal' girl's ass again. No chance, I am here to monger but this kind of shit starts the sequence of events that gets me into management chaos.

I get a few crackles down below from her damn smile and her ass swinging back and forth. I got to make an adjustment and very nonchalantly sit on a bench, get junior untangled and there it is, I banged into the fire alarm. Out of the pocket it comes and then I think what the hell am I going to do today? I scrolled down the 14 player roster and bingo- I haven't said good bye to her yet, have I? Fuck this view and the dog, I got to get home.

Let me tell you, I struggled. I started pacing around my apartment, I swept the floor, cleaned the bath tub, folded towels, washed dishes, wiped tables, did some dusting, change the sheets and finally, victory. I put the phone back in its holster and blew off to the local joint for a cerviche.

I get back and there it was. A message from the heavens and according to him I must wait 24 bloody hours for this Maca Andina shit to really give me a boost. I had been taking it for weeks.

Pad and pencil and I recounted the sequence of events. Last time I smashed the glass and took the hose out was with 'the spinner' at 2 pm. I got the 'road warrior' at 7pm. I am in the fucking clear! Even if the Tacones showed up at 6pm, I still hit the 24 mark on the nose. Dinner reservations at 9:30pm and all of a sudden I was a fucking sperm management genius.

And thank David for that as the road warrior arrives from her 8 hour bus journey ready to send me back to where ever the fuck I came from with fire drills that lasted until the morning.

'You made reservations at where? Never even made it to the couch. She excused herself and came out ready to buck the bronco. The girl can ride but no way was she going to get any kind of moral victory and finished the job on top. Nope, no god damn chance, never. These sessions were all out wars and I was determined to win no matter how much and how sweaty this warrior got or wanted it. The last 2 drills were morning madness double trouble events and let me tell you, I never thought my 'Fire Engine' could pump that many pablitititos.

14 hours after she arrived the nutty traveling 'road warrior' with the lean long legs and a great ass is just another great fucking memory.

BTW's.

Thanks to everyone for the pms and posts. Got to run to the airport.

David_33- this 'sometimes you should take a day off' shit and then temp the devil a mere hours later by pm with more of your friends 'Pablo you got to meet this one before you go' just goes to show that you are one sadistic SOB. But I luv you death anyway. Not sure what else I can say because 'thank you' just isn't enough. It was perfect. Thank you. Be in touch soon David.

Pablito

Major thanks to David. I had a great time out (word of advice. Don't eat the street food!).

For the others. If you're serious, organized, and willing to read the forum posts by David, by all means make him your first contact. Don't be completely stupid or whatever otherwise what's the point?

I have to say that learning some Spanish will help out as well. I mean going to the store asking for something or wanting your meat cooked in a certain way (rare, medium, well-done) by being understood will go a very long way. That includes everyone so respect to all peoples. Adults, girls, servers, managers, kids is definitely a must. Knowing Spanish can enhance this respect and understanding.

Don't screw it up for others even if they are on vacation just to see archaelogical sites.