[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1934137]Who was it that said "If it flies, floats or fucks, then don't own it. Rent it![/QUOTE]For a frequent renter, sometimes leasing can be a decent option?
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[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1934137]Who was it that said "If it flies, floats or fucks, then don't own it. Rent it![/QUOTE]For a frequent renter, sometimes leasing can be a decent option?
[QUOTE=Oakie;1934334]For a frequent renter, sometimes leasing can be a decent option?[/QUOTE]No. Because the whole idea behind the saying is to avoid maintenance charges, which can be a killer for planes, boats and women.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1934339]No. Because the whole idea behind the saying is to avoid maintenance charges, which can be a killer for planes, boats and women.[/QUOTE]I sad "sometimes".
Like sometimes renting everything by the day can be a budget and time killer too.
Trick is to be flexible and smart!
[QUOTE=Oakie;1934420]I sad "sometimes".
Like sometimes renting everything by the day can be a budget and time killer too.
Trick is to be flexible and smart![/QUOTE]But, when you marry it. You do own it and I think that's what the expression refers to. And it becomes the most expensive pussy there is. You have to house it, cloth it, feed it, listen to its pathetic mewing, and otherwise constantly attend to it. Plus you must constantly buy it lots of costly shit, that immediately assumes a resale price of what you could find it for in a garage sale. I can tell you from personal experience. And yes the ex had an awesome velvet cooze from the rear entry aspect. But, it came with a premium and a brutal early cancellation fee known as "monthly child support".
So, how could we "lease" it? I know in some Muslim nations, you can get a "contract marriage" that is good for a specific period of time. It is controversial in the Muslim world as a means of legitimizing prostitution. In any case, I'd never walk off that cliff.
We are dealing with real people. We all need to not just think of ourselves but also think about others. Most of us get to go home and have a nice life while we leave the others here.
[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1934513]But, when you marry it. You do own it and I think that's what the expression refers to. And it becomes the most expensive pussy there is. You have to house it, cloth it, feed it, listen to its pathetic mewing, and otherwise constantly attend to it. Plus you must constantly buy it lots of costly shit, that immediately assumes a resale price of what you could find it for in a garage sale. I can tell you from personal experience. And yes the ex had an awesome velvet cooze from the rear entry aspect. But, it came with a premium and a brutal early cancellation fee known as "monthly child support".
So, how could we "lease" it? I know in some Muslim nations, you can get a "contract marriage" that is good for a specific period of time. It is controversial in the Muslim world as a means of legitimizing prostitution. In any case, I'd never walk off that cliff.[/QUOTE]We are talking allegories here, so don't take everything so literally.
I both "rent", (point and click monger), and I "lease" (bring in a regular for the whole week) depending on my mood, and whether or not I'm travelling alone, or with a buddy.
It's perfect for me! Economical and guaranteed satisfaction, always a great vacation, because it involves local family and friends, parties and picnics, not just mechanical fucking!
I'll be posting my latest report soon. May be more renting than leasing this time, but I play it by ear!
(Before y'all run off with the usual strawmen, be advised I do NOT pay for pussy, unless I am down there actually on it!)
[QUOTE=Oakie;1934759](Before y'all run off with the usual strawmen, be advised I do NOT pay for pussy, unless I am down there actually on it!)[/QUOTE]Understood, friend.
[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1934513]But, when you marry it. You do own it and I think that's what the expression refers to. And it becomes the most expensive pussy there is. You have to house it, cloth it, feed it, listen to its pathetic mewing, and otherwise constantly attend to it. [/QUOTE]That I know of, most universities in the US have about 50% enrollment numbers for women; If it were not for the enforcement of equality, it could very well be 70% for women. Most women have jobs unlike in the last century and if there is any money paid, after the "separation", it is usually for the children that presumably the males contributed to conceiving. Indeed in a certain section of a number of societies, it is the women who are the breadwinners, while the males are ogling women passing by, as they have liquid or gaseous nourishment. A man feeding, housing, clothing pussy is so last century and untrue today, barring a few notable exceptions!
[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1934873]Most women have jobs unlike in the last century and if there is any money paid, after the "separation", it is usually for the children that presumably the males contributed to conceiving.[/QUOTE]Or could just be that she is a down-right money-hungry bytch. Johnny Depp would like to talk to you to find these "children" he supposedly has that warranted paying his ex $7MM after only being together 18 months, lmao!
[URL]http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/16/amber-heard-johnny-depp-settlement-domestic-violence-divorce/[/URL]
If it fucks, floats, or flies, then it's cheaper to rent it.
[QUOTE=SavePros321;1935075]Or could just be that she is a down-right money-hungry bytch. Johnny Depp would like to talk to you to find these "children" he supposedly has that warranted paying his ex $7MM after only being together 18 months, lmao!..[/QUOTE]Fallacious! It is like stating "given that Marie Antoinette eats cakes, so does the rest of the world"! The word "outlier" in statistics has been coined to explain such oddities. I and most do not move in those rarefied circles (I also would not dream of reading trash like The Sun or similar sites), and so it is not German. In any case, to rent or not is not a bone of contention here. I just would not buy the argument that men are feeding, clothing women; Indeed if anything, in certain sections of our society and in other countries, in the context of this forum, it is the other way around.
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[QUOTE=Revere;1935574][URL]http://www.sosuanews.mobi/index.php?id=4570[/URL][/QUOTE]What that Rick (the guy with the American Flag Bandana)? If so, I remember him from that restaurant Mora Mai near the beach where he used to cook. When you ordered your food he would always come out and ask you how you wanted it prepared. Some of the best wings I've ever had in Sosua were at that place.
[QUOTE=SavePros321;1935600]What that Rick (the guy with the American Flag Bandana)? If so, I remember him from that restaurant Mora Mai near the beach where he used to cook. When you ordered your food he would always come out and ask you how you wanted it prepared. Some of the best wings I've ever had in Sosua were at that place.[/QUOTE]Rick is the brother of the owner of Mora Mai, he had been working at Rumba before it was closed.
[QUOTE=SavePros321;1935600]What that Rick (the guy with the American Flag Bandana)? If so, I remember him from that restaurant Mora Mai near the beach where he used to cook. When you ordered your food he would always come out and ask you how you wanted it prepared. Some of the best wings I've ever had in Sosua were at that place.[/QUOTE]Yep that's Rick and that's Rueben standing next to him. Rick is also the brother of Rafael whose lovely wife Alexandra owns Mauri Mauri. They are big time in Sosua and own several properties throughout. Always friendly with great food and ambiance.
[QUOTE=SavePros321;1935600]What that Rick (the guy with the American Flag Bandana)? If so, I remember him from that restaurant Mora Mai near the beach where he used to cook. When you ordered your food he would always come out and ask you how you wanted it prepared. Some of the best wings I've ever had in Sosua were at that place.[/QUOTE]Is the big man next to him the bouncer from rumbas?