Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Col Bog 1]Gents.

While in Pattaya, I'd like to test a few things :

1) A blow job bar
2) A nice sloppy massage
3) A no hand restaurant (I know it's not great but just to say I was there).
4) Where to find girls during day time ?

I'd appreciate your recommendations.

Thanks.

Once more, if someone wants to meet, I'd be glad to, send a PM.[/QUOTE]

I can help you with #1 and #4, though I've only been to Pattaya once.

Blow job bar, try Soi 6 (Between Beach Rd & 2nd Rd). There's tons of them. I went into this one place called "My Friend You", which was a little closer to 2nd Road. There's a relatively tall and slim girl there named Pen (light-skinned Thai girl, originally from Bangkok, I believe). She gives an amazing BJ; I had two during our session. After the first pop she asked if I could go again. Thinking she was joking, I said no way and she said, "let me try". The next day I went to go see her again. Unfortunately the day after that, I had to leave. I didn't try any other girls at Soi 6, though so maybe Pen's service was standard (her skills + double shot). Total was 800 THB, I think (300 for room and 500 for her). If you do go, tell her the Korean guy from two months ago recommended her. I did promise her to spread the word.

As for finding girls in the daytime, yeah, that's Soi 6. I hear it's where the daytime action is, though I never went there at night. I also heard something about Soi 7 and 8 being good for daytime action, though I can't confirm as I didn't go. Also, I know that the Secrets Bar/Hotel/Gogo or whatever is open during the day and has girls available. They're located on Soi 14, about 30 seconds from Walking Street. Not many pretty girls in there, but you might find one, who knows. To be fair, though, most other guys seem to think it's filled with hotties, so chances are you will as well.

As for massage and the restaurant thing, I don't know. Apparently the big massage hit over in Pattaya is called Sabai Land or something like that. I never had a chance to check it out. From what I hear, most mongers never even stick to their plan their first visit to Patts. They always get sidetracked by something else (in my case, excellent blowjob from Pen prevented me from getting the massage the next day, and instead visiting her once more).

This has nothing directly to do with sex, but in an indirect way, it does.

If you are walking around Pattaya during the day you will be approached by someone asking you to fill out a survey or something to that effect. It will appear to be a questionnaire by the Dept. of Tourism or something like that.

Upon completing this, you will be offered a prize of some sort, a scratch card will indicate what you win. They may even give you two scratch cards. One might be for a free t-shirt or something, but the other one will say something like "super mystery prize" or something mysterious, where the prize can be one of either a digital camera, $500 cash, or even a free week stay at a resort.

There's a catch, though. You need to head over to some office in Jomtien and listen to a presentation for an hour (they say), before you can claim your prize. The actual time you spend there though, might be much longer. I heard up to five hours.

What's the presentation? It's a membership for a vacation club, known as Absolute, or Absolute resorts or something like that. The product itself doesn't seem to be bad, and could be decent for people who vacation frequently. However, you won't find out the price until the end of the presentation, which could be several hours later. Apparently, some memberships (like a lifetime) cost like $10,000 USD, and on the 'low end' it's still over $2,000 USD.

So indirectly, this can affect your sex: you spend too much time listening to the sales presentation and therefore can't spend your vacation time looking for chicks. Also, if you end up buying, that's less money you can spend on chicks. If you're okay with a vacation club and want to purchase it, then go ahead, but if you absolutely don't want it, then don't fall for the survey thing in the first place. Tell them you're already an Absolute member or something like that.

This will save you lots of valuable vacation time... time you should be spending on Soi 6.

[QUOTE=Byung]This has nothing directly to do with sex, but in an indirect way, it does.

If you are walking around Pattaya during the day you will be approached by someone asking you to fill out a survey or something to that effect. It will appear to be a questionnaire by the Dept. of Tourism or something like that.
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Another interesting "survey" is the one where they ask you your name, nationality, etc. And then name of the hotel you are staying and even room number. I was absolutely unconscious once in Bali and gave the answers, a minute later I though what the f... did I just do. At 10 PM next morning I got a call from the reception that someone was to see me. No, I did not come down and told them to send her away. Since then I have had my "fun" of stating various hotels and rooms I've never stayed at.
One girl in Pattaya told me she got 50B for a confirmed one.

[QUOTE=DG69]But, I wouldn't say that the weekends are for Pattaya. I found that during the weekends the clubs and GoGos are full of Sexpats which makes the ratio between doable girls and men to the worse. Better days are Mondays to thursdays imho. At that days the bars are not crowded and also the ratio between men and women is much better.[/QUOTE]100 % correct . Weekdays are way less crowded and weekends at the clubs and top gogo's are almost joke with all the sausage.

Good advice ;)

it's pretty typical. about a year ago I was approached by an Indian guy with his magic cards and scratch off the faces and "win" the top prize. Yup... sure thing - in my youth I worked a carney for a year. ow here's the TWIST - they SAY you have to sit thru a presentation lasting 2 hours (what they said to me anyway). What the guy did was essentially an interview (a bunch of Brits and Aussie - probably also ex-carney from the way they talked.) Anyway, after the part about how much do you spend each trip? and how much do you make? and how many times do you come to thailand each year (and other assorted non-directed interview bullshit), they got to about 5 mins left before the clock ran out and told me I wasn't "their kind of person" (might have been that I just don't spend money if I don't need to and don't frequent the beach much etc etc) but at any rate THEY cut it off. One of the things they wanted UP FRONT was a CREDIT CARD NUMBER (yeah...RIGHT) and I would NEVER give it to them ANYWAY so they wrote me off as a dead fish. IS ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO AROUND WITH A CREDIT CARD IN THEIR POCKET...here?

Free drinks though and a few snacks tho so not a total waste. Ran into a different Indian the next day and, gee, I WON AGAIN.

Of course, I had something to do so I couldn't take advantage of their hospitality (yet again) It's close to that sign for the new "mall" about 1/2 way between the light and the turn to the beach road and on the same side of the road. (Pattaya-Jomtien Road)

PT Barnum would be PROUD of this group. Of course when I saw one of them making a pitch later I just HAD to put in my 2 baht worth - which resulted in one THOROUGHLY pissed off Indian (NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT OF COURSE - I enjoy pissing on scammer's parades :) )

Also not that I actually WANT one but I could buy 20 with the money in the bank, IF I WANTED ONE - which I don't, timeshares are LOSERS from the very beginning.

[quote=col bog 1]gents.

while in pattaya, i'd like to test a few things :

1) a blow job bar
2) a nice sloppy massage
3) a no hand restaurant (i know it's not great but just to say i was there).
4) where to find girls during day time ?

i'd appreciate your recommendations.

thanks.

once more, if someone wants to meet, i'd be glad to, send a pm.[/quote]

to 1:
there are some in pattaya.
[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] in a small soi of soi lk metro, guess it's soi diana inn. it's near areca lodge hotel. there is also a quite good gogo bar, called club blu with some pretty girls. every second wednesday there is a seventies party. also, nearby is devils den, the pattaya copy of eden club in bkk.

than in soi 13/2 or 13/3 there is pump station and lewinsky's. not sure if they still work, but a few years back i were in lewinsky's. they gave an undertable service, while one could watch some porn on tv and drink a beer.

though the girl in lewinsky's didn't gave a good blowjob. best blow job i got in soi 6.
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to2: there can be found everywhere. i got a good massage followed by a good hj and analsex in jomtien soi 7.
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to3: i think there are no no hand restaurants in pattaya and even in bkk anymore.

to4: during daytime try soi6 and soi3 there is a small bar with st rooms at welcome hotel (?) which start early like 12 am.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Interested in this statement. Does this mean that girls on Beach Road are pimped by the gangs or maybe have to pay a proportion of their earnings as 'protection' money.[/QUOTE]

Yes, their earnings are quite often taken by the police. The idea of any other gang competing with that one is somewhat absurd.

That said many also have boyfriends who live upon their earnings, but that's not organized.

Hey Col Bog

Loved your BKK reports, as for finding girls in Pattaya daytime theres no problem, they will find you! As several people said, Soi 6 is one option, otherwise just stroll down beach road making eye contact and you will get plenty of offers. Thats your best chance for the BBFS that you like I'd say.

Incidentally I did go to the one bar that another guy mentioned lower down the page, the My Friend You Bar, I was there today. It was crap, no BJ's downstairs it was just a standard short time bar with an unethusiastic girl. I went to Red point bar also on soi 6 a few days ago and had a great time.

I will post a full report in a day or two when I'm home.

Col Bog 1,

You are so professional, to not need any help, even in your first time at Pattaya. However:

BJ bars. You can find many in Soi 6, but all together they do not reach the level of "Star of Light". Patpong (Bangkok).

Soapy Massages. "Sabai Dee" (Soi2, I think) is the best in Pattaya, but, again, it is far below the level of "Delilah" in Bangkok (6-th floor Plaza Entertainment Complex. New Petchburi Road, nearPrince Hotel).

[QUOTE=Opebo]For many, many years I've done everything at every hour on the beach, and mostly very late at night, and I've never had even the slightest inkling of a problem. I doubt very much that any reasonable man who wasn't extremely drunk would ever have a problem there.

Alas I fear that soon enough the Forces of Social Control will be shutting down our precious little beach scene once again.[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to dispute the Beach Road experiences of knowledgable punters such as Opebo and Bumholes, but Beach Road at night is very much a newbies beware scenario. There are some serious scammers on the beach side of the road who will gobble up a newb with frightening efficiency.

it was already noon when i arrived to mr enternational's hotel.

i called him from the reception and he came down a few minutes later. i could clearly see that i had waked him up. we had an exchange about what we did since our last meeting in bkk and he gave me some addresses to visit for sloappy and bj bar in pattaya.

i then left and let him go back to his room.

it was 12:30 pm and i decide to have a look at the sloappies he recommended. so i walked till second road, turn left (north) and start to walk.

i found the sloappies much further, after the hard rock hotel. this seems to be the site for sloappies. one of them, the sabai dee claims to be the largest and most luxurious in the world! unfortunately, when i visited them, it was still early (3pm? ) and they had almost no girls. prices were 1600 or 1700, so same price as annie's in bkk but the general installations seemed to be better. i kept walking till the end of second road and turned left to go back to beach road. i walked till soi 6 and crossed it. i can confirm that almost everything was opened. around 3:30pm. i didn't let me grabbed by the girls as i wanted to see if there were some street girls on second road as my yesterday's girl told me & visit the bj bar recommended by mr enternational.

so i arrived on second road and turned right (south). i walked till the last hotel before the road would climb a hill and could not see a single sw. so i guess my yesterday's girl just made a joke. but on my long walk on second road i found a good place to change money. they are on a small road that goes to a big hotel on the left when you go south. they publicize themselves as better rates and they proposed 48 bahts for 1€. i'll give a better address later. the other thing i found was the bj bar given by mr enternational. name is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and it is well hidden. go south on second road till you find mikes shopping mall on your right, then look at your left for kim food. this is the entrance of the soi dianna (after many places with diana in their names). take the soi dianna, walk maybe 200 meters and turn left on l k metro. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is at 60 meters on the left. when i arrived, i was received by many nice girls who were waiting outside. one took me in and asked me what i wanted to drink. there was no one inside the place and it was very dark. i asked a bottle of water and she asked me 700 baths! i asked her to repeat that twice. she explained me that the price included the bj upstairs. i told her that st was 500 bahts and i could do a lot more things than being blown. so i left. but i will try a bj bar before i leave, definitely even though it makes no sense to me. when i walked out of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url], i got lost almost 10 minutes in all those streets and realized that there is also a lot of sex activities there.

it was now almost 4 pm and i was again on beach road south, walking towards north, looking for a girl to pick for some action. there were not much activities. i found my yesterday's girl but she refused to recognize me. i wonder why? would it be for what is written now on the forum by cunning stunt that there is a mafia controlling the girls? i would hate that for sure. i saw some nice girls but they were smoking so i just didn't ask them, then i found one nice girl seated and waiting for a farlang. everything went well till bbfs, and i had to walk again. north and south. i found a real cuttie at maybe 500 meters of soi 7. that time i had the answer i was waiting for my special request and we closed the deal st for 500 bahts. with bbfs + pictures.

her name is maew (or is it meaw? ) and she is a cute little thing like i love so much. she claimed to be 25 and her english is very low but not so bad. we walked till my hotel (eastiny 7) and that time i had her registered at the lobby. once in the room, she turned to be the first nice and sweet lady i had in thailand so far. she didn't' hit me, nor did she act badly, she has been really very nice. i took pictures, movies, and we did all those things i love so much. she had no problem to finger my ass (even with 2 fingers) she enjoyed the daty, told me she came after the first daty + some sacks, and she bearded my best friend at hard work for maybe 30 minutes in all positions. the only thing she wouldn't do was to let me explore her ass, even with fingers (but i could lick it alright). we finished with a good hj + 2 fingers in my ass and i came real strong. then 5 minutes rest for both of us, a shower, and i gave her 700 for the excellent service she provides.

i went down to buy 2 big bottles of water as i don't want to pay 15 bahts for a small bottle while a big one cost only 13 in the shop around the hotel.

now it's almost 8pm, i'll go south on beach road and try to have some good sea food before checking some night action.

it's 1:00am and she just have left, but i don't understand why.

i have walked down again beach road till walking street and had a nice supper there with a seafood cream soup and then a fried rice with seafood + a bottle of water for 250 bahts on a nice terrace on the sea, the only bad thing was that i was alone. after my supper, i looked a little bit what was around but i didn't feel like going to go go or thai boxing. so i walked beach road again towards north and looked at the girl. i saw a nice one but she refused the bbfs. then i kept walking again till soi 6 and crossed soi 6. i had never been so popular in my life! all the girls wanted me to stop and go with them. soi 6 is a st place full with bj bar, but once again, i didn't decided anything till i reached the end of the soi and discovered a 10. i mean a real 10 as she had everything i could possibility want and especially a very flat stomach well showed in a sexy dress. unfortunately for me she was very reasonable and refused the bbfs. i decided to have a look to the sloappy again, but even if they had now more girls (20 each) i couldn't decided myself and went out of the 3 big sloappies. on my way back i stopped at a stunner, another 10, i swear. i stopped, ordered a bottle of water and tried to convince her to go bbfs with me. once again i failed. down to soi 6 again i am stopped by 2 guys who were reasonably drunk but funny. i stayed 10 minutes with them and left down soi 6. maybe 150 meters before beach road, a cute little thing came and took me in her arms. of course, she wanted me to come inside her bar. as i was feeling a kind of hard loneliness, i followed her. i also have to say that she was rubbing my dick with her very flat belly and she put me quite hard. once inside, i ordered another bottle of water and she put her hands under my shorts and grabbed my dick. i was so hard that it was painful. she then gave me a very porn dfk and you can imagine how i was. then came the bad discussion: 300 bahts for the barfine 500 bahts for her for st in a room above the bar. price was the same for bj than for sex. so i asked for bbfs and, after 5 minutes, she decided that it would be no. i paid our drinks (120 bahts) and left.

then back on beach road again. there was almost no girls till soi 7 then it became better and i walked another 500 meters before i discovered a nice cutie. we had the normal discussion and when i asked her for bbfs she said ok! so we walked back to my hotel for lt (1000 bahts). i made her register her id at the lobby and once in the room, made some pictures. she started to complain about a bad small of her shoes. i couldn't smell anything. she went to the bathroom and we had a nice shower together. then on the bed and she turned the light off. i thought that i'd take my pictures and movies in the morning. i started like always with a good daty and she responded very well moaning and moving her clit to maximize her pleasure. then i had the promised bbfs and she was very passionate riding me cowgirl twice. she handled more than 30 minutes of in & out in several positions. then another daty and some more activities but i couldn't come. she desperately wanted me to come but i told her that i might come in the morning. it was 0: 30 pm and we decided to go to sleep. but in the bed she tried to remain separate from me while i like to sleep with my girls in my arms and her butt towards me. after 3 minutes she stood up and told me she had to leave! i asked her what was wrong as we had decided that it would be lt but she wouldn't say. when she came back form the bathroom she gave me my toothbrush! i asked her if i was smelling bad and she said no. i gave her 500 bahts and let her go.

will i, one day, understand those thais girls?

i have taken many pictures on day 5. here they come.

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Last pictures from Girl 1.

All porn actions.

Hope you'll like them!

Girl 2 & some street shots of Walking street + 1 on Road beach.

That's all for Day 5

Cheers

This report follows on from my report dated 5/6/09.
Short version of the previous report - I got deeply involved with a bar girl from Pattaya, age 39, beautiful body, superb at what she does, fun to be with.

Whilst back home, I phoned heart girl about three times a week and we had many long conversations. She told me about her life in the bar. At first she told me what a problem it was having so few customers, hinting I should send her money but after I did not take the bait, she did not bother asking again and we just enjoyed talking. She went incommunicado for a week when one of her regulars paid her a visit. Worryingly when I did likewise due to a family holiday, she got a bit sulky. Then something truly magical happened. Although my report had not mentioned the girl’s name or even the bar she worked in, I got a PM from a guy who had gone with her shortly after I left – indeed she had told me about him, he had guessed who I was talking about from my description of her. He agreed she was pretty special and she had said he was a nice guy. So I called him up and we spoke a lot on the phone. We agreed not to tell her that we had made contact. He told me he had sent her some money after she asked for it, in return for her agreeing to go on a trip with him in August.

I returned to Pattaya in June. Originally I was planning to meet my heart girl a day or two after arriving to give myself time to check things out but when it came to it I did not mess around but went straight to her. At first I was a bit shy with her but after a couple of days we were full steam ahead like before. It was interesting that although she told me so much about her customers and life in general, when I asked her if any customers had sent her money since my last visit, she told me about two but omitted my new friend. She also denied that any customers had offered to take her on an overseas trip. I was so amazed I even told her I knew she was lying (but not how I knew) but she calmly affirmed her story. Of course it really did not matter but it was a little disturbing that she would lie even about something unimportant. Meanwhile I came to realise her catchphrase was “I no believe falang.” She had some reason for saying this, the regular customer mentioned above had long told her he was unmarried and wished to marry her. On this last visit, he admitted he was in fact married, but then went on to add that his wife was seriously ill and would soon be dead!!!

We spent a few days in and around Pattaya. She loves to visit temples, in particular anything involving extremely old monks giving us their blessing, or ceremonies “making clean” or “good heart”. We both did one ceremony which involved us each sitting motionless surrounded by 50 candles while the monk intoned and sprayed us. It was torture for me to sit still for an hour but she did it so easily. The ceremony ended with us both getting drenched with water and me throwing the wax from my candles into the sea. As before, we spent every minute of every day together and she offered a six star service in every respect. All my sexual appetites were satisfied, the only thing she says is “no fuck arse” but this is not my bag in any case. I did not have to ask for anything, she was so quick to offer and we did bareback, BBBJ, CIM, swallow – but she was sensitive to know when not to offer so it never got too much. Many times I stopped short of coming so that I could do more later the same day. I can truly say I have never been so fulfilled sexually. All general housekeeping was done to perfection such as packing and laundry.

We decided to go to Krabi so we took the bus to Bangkok then the night sleeper train to Surat Thani. Just like last time, we had a great time in the first class compartment. Something about the night train really gets me excited. After the man came in to make up the beds I told her I was going to drink two beer Chang and then fuck her rigid, and to my amazement I did exactly that. In Krabi we found yet more temples. She got a bit tetchy one day when my wife called and wanted to talk a long time, saying “you tell me you wife you no like talk”. I found out is very hard to explain concepts to Thai girls such as, normally that is the case but today it was different. We caught the boat to Lai-Leh where there was a falang bar. I started to notice that whenever falang men were around, she would go into bargirl mode. I don’t believe she was doing that outrageous thing that Pattaya girls do of openly flirting while their companion is not looking but she would say “That man looking me. I no looking him but he looking me, he look my legs me.” She did look exceedingly good in the evening light which was kind to her years. All those hours spent in the bar on the alert for customers just has its effect and it becomes a habit.

We returned to Krabi and we visited the White Tiger Cave Temple. There are 1,237 steps (steep ones) to get to the shrine at the top. I gave up after about 250 but she carried on. About 40 minutes later she rejoined me looking very slightly warm. Some fit looking falang were coming down drenched in sweat.

We moved on to Trang and drove around that area. This worked better because there were no falang to distract her. One day I told her off for doing something I didn’t like, talking to a customer on the phone a bit too sweetly. Interestingly, she told me to tell her off more often, she told me she needed this and it made her feel more wanted. That evening she upset me by just walking out of a bar on me after we had a disagreement and I had to go follow her. When we were back in the room, she was still being sulky and as she was undressing, my eyes fell on her lightweight belt that she was sexily removing. I decided that to leave an impression on her should not be a mere metaphor and when she was naked I pulled her over me and gave her ten strokes with good long pauses in between. She wriggled delightfully but ineffectually. The belt made a good noise but it did not hurt much (I know because I had her do it to me later).

We returned to Pattaya to meet up with someone visiting Pattaya for the first time who had contacted me. I took him around some good bars and I really enjoyed being on the loose again. I fixed the guy up with HG’s friend as he was keen to go with someone recommended. Then I had to go to Bangkok for a meeting, staying one night. I told heart girl I would sleep alone and I meant it but I visited Livingstone’s to say hallo to the boss and to hear his unwaveringly wise counsel. For some unaccountable reason I just felt ecstatic in the bar there. I barfined the mamasan number two because I could not resist her elegance and poise. I also met up with my secret contact and kept him up to date with developments.

Heart girl joined me in Bangkok the next day. I changed rooms as a precaution. She really wanted to go to Wat Phra Kaew so we did. For some reason the entire Grand Palace bugged the hell out of me and I couldn’t wait to get out of there. We went to NBK where I agreed to buy her a sexy denim skirt for 350 baht. I had a couple of meetings to attend so we stayed in Bangkok for three days. Finally I decided to go to a beach location and she opted for Hua Hin as she had not been before (neither had I). We spent three days there and suddenly I felt we were running out of things to say to each other. Now, if I felt this with a non-bar girl I think I would look for new ways to revitalise the relationship but with a bar girl you don’t really have any incentive to make it work when it stops being easy. I decided I wanted some time away from her before my trip ended so I told her I had been called to another meeting in Bangkok. We returned together to Pattaya. I told her I wanted a few hours drinking with male friends. She got a bit sulky and went off to wait for me in her bar. I went straight to Rolling Stone 2 bar to meet my RS2 girl (see previous report) and arranged to meet her on Sukhumvit by the Isaan bus station at 11am the next day.

I went to Windmill Club to meet a male friend. We had a great time, the girls were hot that night. Suddenly I looked up and saw my heart girl walking towards me looking none too happy. Fortunately by some grace of God there were no girls all over me at that moment. She asked me why I was not answering her calls. I looked at my phone and it read 12 missed calls. I told her sorry but she should wait for me in her bar. My friend and I moved on to Papayou on Soi Diana where I had long been meaning to renew my acquaintance with one of the servers, this I did and she was full of smiles. Somehow it was soon 4am and the bar was closing. I got another call from HG and I told her I would meet her in my room. When I got there she was sitting next to two empty bottles of Singha from the minibar, she never drinks beer! She was a bit grumpy so we both went to sleep. In the morning she was hot again but I had to keep my appointment. I took a motorbike taxi to the Bangkok bus station and then a private songtaew to Sukhumvit – I did not want to be seen. RS2 girl showed up five minutes late and we snuck onto an orange bus bound for Satahip, changing for Rayong and then Ban Phe for the boat to Samet. I felt a surge of relief as the bus took us away from Pattaya.

Once on Samet we checked in to a relaxing beach hotel. The next day I phoned HG and told her I still liked her a lot but I could not deal with her tantrums and I wanted a break from her. I told her I would not see her again this trip. I wondered how she got into Windmill as they don’t generally allow single Thai girls inside. I told RS2 girl about me finishing with HG and she understood I why I was a bit subdued. She is younger (31) and noticeably lighter in mood and more giggly. She is less battle-hardened having been in Pattaya less time. On the other hand I have less to talk about with her. In the room she is great but a long way from the six star service of HG. Meanwhile my server girl from Papayou who knows the mamasan from Windmill happened to phone me and told me that the mamasan did not want to let HG into the club but HG told the boss that I was her husband and she needed to talk to me urgently! SG asked me “why you want go with girl who yak-yak you?”

After three days on Samet we returned to Pattaya. I spent one more night with RS2 girl and planned to spend my final night alone. Earlier that day I got some terrible pangs of missing HG but I thought they would pass and they did. I went to Windmill again that evening and had the great experience of watching some superb England-Australia cricket on the TV while having my cock stroked by a dancer and a show girl on either side of me. I was feeding 100 baht notes periodically to these girls’ stockings and it was enough to keep them interested. I decided to swing by Papayou. I had not even reached the door when SG sprang out of it to greet me. I had had enough to drink so I just paid her barfine and took her straight to my hotel. She is 43 but looks great and I love chatting with her (she is the one who loves playing with my cock from my previous report).

Back home and I have spoken to all three girls on the phone. I have firm plans to meet RS2 girl and SG. I suspect it is all over with HG. This still makes me sad. God she was good. I am returning to LOS in September.

Let me say that I post my reports in the simple spirit of passing on my experiences in case they interest other members, I do not suggest that I have acted wisely, I simply followed my heart. I had a fantastic time. After my previous reports, I got some flaming comments mostly from a few expats who I see have moved to a separate thread. Interestingly some sent me PMs with much more sympathetic comments. It is pretty clear to me that there is a mutual dislike between bar girls and some of these guys. They both believe (correctly) that the other lies to them routinely, and bar girls resent having their money cut to the bone. Some guys clearly feel that no man should ever have any good feelings for the girls. I cannot live this way but I don’t suggest they change their way. Many were insistent that I was utterly mistaken to think that a bar girl could have any genuine feelings for me. I think they missed the point. The trouble really starts when she does have such feelings because then she gets jealous and then you must really watch out. But they adjust easily. When I told HG that I did not like her acting jealously, she shrugged her shoulders and said, “if you no like, no pompem, I take back my heart. No give heart, no get jealous.”

[QUOTE=Terry Terrier]I'm not going to dispute the Beach Road experiences of knowledgable punters such as Opebo and Bumholes, but Beach Road at night is very much a newbies beware scenario. There are some serious scammers on the beach side of the road who will gobble up a newb with frightening efficiency.[/QUOTE]

These simple rules turn a newbe into an old hand:

1) 500 short time. NEVER more.
2) Don't do long time.
3) Never take her to your hotel. Use only short time hotels.
4) If the service is poor, pay anyway. Remember her face; avoid.
5) Never carry more than 1,500 baht on you.