Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Hugotheman;1389285]Thanks for the translator information. I was hoping to find one that did not use data, because due to charges that have shown up in the past I try to remember to turn data off when entering Mexico. The most important feature I need is one where you can type what you want to say in English, then the spanish translation shows up and then with the push of a button you can text the translation without having to retype the whole translation. Is that feature available on any app you guys use?[/QUOTE]Yes indeed it is on the Jibbigo 2 app for Android (If you use iPhone they call it Jibbigo Plus, same app, just a different name). The original Jibbigo does not do that but Jibbigo 2 / Jibbigo Plus does that. Same price and very similar functionality. What I would suggest you do on Jibbigo is to try it out. They allow you to try it for a day. If you hate it they will refund you. Besides, it is only $5.
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Jibbigo was originally developed by a Carnegie Mellon professor to be used by people who work as relief workers in third world countries where there is no data connection available. That is why it does not use data. I am sure that this professor would be shocked now though to know his product is being used to pick up ladies in the Zona Norte now though.......LOL
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Note: I am not a sales person for Jibbigo. I do not get paid commissions. I know I probably sound like one. I am just telling you about it because I like it.

[quote=sbeach25; 1388461][quote=tempe jon; 1388457]my boss told us on friday that we did not have to come in to work on saturday. it was my first saturday off in over 3 months. i decided on the spur of the moment to go to tijuana!

i left phoenix at 8 am in the past i have had some nightmarish troubles getting parking spots at the san ysidro border crossing so i decided to try to get there fairly early. i got to san ysidro at about 2:30 pm why does california keep their speed limit lower than arizona. rofl. it slows me down. lol. you californians need to start living in the fast lane. lol. although the parking lots were pretty full. in fact the border station parking lot was full i had no troubles parking at the ueta lot. i usually prefer the ueta lot anyway as it is the shortest walk. the line going into tijuana was not too bad. it was moving at a pretty fast clip. i got there and a strange thing happenned. i went to a cabbie and said "hong kong por cinqo dollares americanos" and the cabbie answered me in english and told me that it would cost $10 to go to hong kong but he would take me to adelitas for $5. i was like what one earth? the two places are right next to each other. the cabbie told me that adelitas pays him a higher commission so all i had to do is agree to go to adelitas and step inside and then i could leave and go to hong kong. i was like ok, take me to adelitas then. i got to adelitas and i was still carrying my overnight bag so i did exactly as the cabbie said and i walked inside adelitas and walk right out and then walked over to cascadas to get the room that i had already gotten a reservation for online. very strange!

cascadas has raised their rates! it is not really that great a place either. that is one thing i do not like about tijuana. in los algodones and in mexicali i can easily find a hotel for $20 per night that is safe and near the action. i have always used cascadas because i like the hong kong club so when i do a hong kong girl i figured that way i would not have to pay for the room. in effect i would be paying for 2 rooms if i did not use them. especially now since cascadas has raised their rates $10 per night as they are up to $55 a night now i am beginning to rethink the wisdom in this logic. i really do not care how good the room is as i do not spend very much time in it anyway. i do not care if the bathroom is shared by other rooms and down the hall. if someone on here knows of cheaper hotels close to the zona that are safe in a place where you can safely walk to let me know, i would be interested in hearing from you more experience tijuana mongers. i can tell you the hotel deals in los algodones and mexicali if you ever decide to go to one of those places.

i got in my room and found that i did not even have a towel. the problem was i did not find out until after i had taken my shower. after driving 6 hours i was smelling pretty bad so i wanted to shower. i had to improvise using my pants as a towel and then after i threw on some new clothes i went back and asked for a couple of towels. it took them over an hour to get me a couple of towels in my room. cascadas raised their rates and their service is going down hill! i definitely am going to explore other hotels. after i finally got the towel situation done i rested a bit because i had a wild night ahead! i rested for maybe an hour and then i got up and started the adventure.

i went into hong kong just to see what was working this evening. i was not quite ready to indulge yet as the night was still young. i was not that impressed. hong kong did not have a very good selection this time. in the past they have always had the best but this time it was not very good. i left and went over to adelitas.

adelitas had one really good hottie that i tipped as she was dancing and got to test out for a minute. i was not quite ready to do anything though as the night was still young. the girls at adelitas seem to not get fully nude so i do not like that. i personally like to fully inspect before i rent. lol. yes, if you hand them a dollar they will flash you but i wish they would walk around a bit.

after adelitas i headed towards chicago and i found this awesome taco stand just south of chicago on av constitucion. it had awesome tacos for only $1. 20 a piece! they were amonst some of the best tacos i have ever tasted. i highly recommend this taco stand. i ate my tacos and went into chicago. it was dead! no one was in there and no one was dancing. it has been dead on all three of my trips down to tijuana so i am not sure how that place even keeps in business.

after chicago i decided to take a look at what is walking around outside. i walked down coahuila and the callejon coahuila. i must say that there were some awesome looking girls. i did not not partake. to be honest, i am sort of scared to do the street girls because i do not know if they are of age. obviously club girls are of age because the club owners check them out to make sure they are. they have to have health cards and everything. street girls though are unregulated. you never know if they have a card or not so you do not know if you are doing a 16 year old. my spanish is improving but i still do not speak spanish well enough to deal with them. maybe some day i will learn enough spanish to ask for a health card. the issue i am having now is that in the spanish class i am taking my teacher is a lady from ecuador and i really do not feel comfortable asking her how to say all of these things like asking for health cards and whatnot. i wish there was a spanish class that taught mongering lingo. lol.

as i was walking down the street there was this old lady in a wheel chair that came up begging me for money. every single trip i have been to tijuana on she has been there. i am beginning to think that she lives on avenue coahuila. i always ignore her based on the readings here that say you should never talk to strangers down there because they might be drug dealers and if a cop sees you talking to a drug dealer they will arrest you just for talking. this lady in the past has tried to set me up with ladies and she has tried to sell me drugs and i always walk straight past her but she is persistent and follows me. she is beginning to annoy me. she always tells me that she is on a youtube video somewhere and she is famous so probably others here have seen here. if anyone here can tell me how to get her to shut up i would appreciate it because she is really annoying.

after this i went back to my hotel room for a little bit and rested again. i then went back to adelitas to try to find the hot lady i had seen earlier but she seemed to not be there. oh well, hopefully i will see her again sometime. i then went into hong kong and still there was not very many super hotties. they let me down this time. i did however find one girl that i sort of liked. she was not as hot as past girls i have had there but she was pretty good. she tried to tell me her name as i bought her a drink but it was hard to understand. it sounded like cherninka but that is probably not right. she spoke a little bit of english. i used my little spanish that i knew plus my now famous android jibiggo talking translator. lol and i did communicate with her. i talked with her a while and i got a privado from her. i had a coupon off the internet i had obtained. she was pretty good. i was not quite ready to do her yet because it was still fairly early and i still wanted to get my juices flowing more. i am 42 years old now so i think my juices take longer to get flowing now. lol. it is hell to get old! i promised her i would be back to have "sexo".

one thing i wanted to ask you all though is about something she offerred me. she offerred to take me to vip for $80 for an hour. i wonder if this is the solution to my expensive hotel room problem. has anyone here ever taken a girl to the vip room aka the miami room? when you are in the vip does the girl have sex with you or is it just a privado with lots of touching? does it have some sort of bed or other fixture to do the act upon? if that was the case i was thinking maybe i could stay at the hotel leyva which i have heard is significantly cheaper and is respectable quality and safety. i would appreciate it if anyone has any insight on this.

i walked around the zona again just to look at the eye candy and low and behold i found someone that i had met last time. there is a guy named omar that used to live in orange county but got deported 13 years ago and is now homeless because he has no relatives in mexico anymore. last time i was in tijuana i met him and he was my translator. for only $5 he went with me to several clubs and talked to all the girls for me. it was probably a stupid thing that i did this because as i said earlier you should not talk to strangers down there because you do not know if they are known drug dealers (i guess my priorities are really fucked up, i avoid old ladies in wheel chairs because i am afraid they are going to get me in trouble but i talk to deported undocumenteds that come up to me and offer to make arrangements for me. lol). so far omar seems to have not gotten me in trouble yet. i hope he is not a drug dealer. he recognized me from last time and we hung out together. he is homeless so he was quite happy to go with me into the chicago club and be my translator just for buying him a beer. omar seems pretty cool. he told me he is in the zona every night because he speaks perfect english so he tries to help other gringos out just for tips. chicago this time had a couple of girls dancing but they were hags. there was maybe 3 people in the place so it was still dead.

i then left chicago and had omar order me some more tacos from that awesome taco stand using his completely perfect spanish instead of my [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] pooor spanish. lol. omar even gave me some good advice. he told me to never go into the playboy club because the waiters are known to short change gringos there. he told me he used to be a waiter there so that is how he knows. he also said that the southwest corner of constitucion and coahuila is a known place for pot smokers. i appreciated knowing that so that i know where to avoid to avoid trouble. omar seems pretty cool. i think he should open up a zona sex tour service for gringos since his english is perfect.

omar then left and i went back to hong kong. i then met cherninka or whatever her name is. she told me she had only been there three days and that she was leaving on tuesday so she is not a permanent there. she is from cancun. i bought her a couple of drinks and then as i had promised her earlier we went to my hotel room for sexo. $80 was what her cost was. that seems to be the going rate at hong kong. she was not bad. she was pretty tight. we had sex for a full hour and then we showered together and we went back to hong kong and i bought her a couple more drinks. she was not as good as previous girls i have had a hong kong but nonetheless she was not bad. i did not last much longer at hong kong as i was getting pretty tired.

at about 11 pm i went to my room and retired for the night. the next morning i had a real crazy adventure. i got up at 7 am and checked out. i found a cabbie and told him to take me to "la ligne". the idiot took me to the otay-mesa border crossing instead of the san ysidro. i had never been to that border crossing so i had to look around and i finally found a cabbie that spoke english and told him what had happenned. he talked to his boss and his boss payed for the cab ride to get me to the san ysidro. both of the cabs were the white cabs so they decided to give me customer service and give me a free ride. the cabbie boss guy payed the cabbie with his own money to get me to san ysidro. does anyone here know how to avoid this in the future? what do i say to the cabbie so he knows i want the san ysidro border crossing and not the otay-mesa one?

i then drove home and fell asleep immediately because of all the driving. all in all it was a fun trip. [/quote}

if you ever need advice, please reach out and read past postings so you can get the feel of the land. yeah, i was there this past weekend and was a little disappointed in hk myself. don't know why but it seems like the b shift was in and the a shift took a vacation. a far as prices go, yes, cascadas did raise their rent. also, $80 for an hour is a bargain since most only will stay for 30 min. the taco stand is world famous, there are actually 2, the other one is on the other side of the block of hk around the corner. as far as needing a translator, you don't really need one down there, i go there frequently and have some basics and thats all i need. most of the people that work in hk or ab has a basic understanding of english so you are good. there are some that are no english at all tho. as for the cabbie, thats the first i've heard of them taking you to the wrong border. you mustve said some thing to him to take you to otey. i just say border in english and have always been dropped off in ysidro. anyways, my point is read the board, there are fellow mongers there too that maybe cool to hang out with and guide you through tijuana when you come down.[/quote]was her name kenia?

i have never been to tijuana, but know a girl that fits your description from cancun that is in tijuana right now, although she speaks english pretty well.

same girl? just wondering.

thanks

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[QUOTE=SBeach25; 1388461]Was her name Kenia?

I have never been to Tijuana, but know a girl that fits your description from Cancun that is in Tijuana right now, although she speaks English pretty well.

Same girl? Just wondering.

Thanks[/QUOTE]It does have the syllable "ninka" in there. I remember being surprised hearing that name because it sounded more like a Russian name than a Mexican name.

[QUOTE=Tempe Jon; 1390209][QUOTE=Bigdog18; 1389805]It does have the syllable "ninka" in there. I remember being surprised hearing that name because it sounded more like a Russian name than a Mexican name.[/QUOTE]Your taxi experience reminds me of my last visit to Tijuana over Thanksgiving. I fly in to LA for business and the moment I get my rental car head straight for the border. Get to Cascadas and shower, then hit the streets looking for some vitamin "V." I remember from awhile back a club called Amnesia and asked a dude to run me up the hill to it, on 9th and Revolucion. Driver doesn't know I speak Spanish, so he is on his radio telling another driver "I have this cabron american here. He wants Amnesia but I'm taking him to Chicago." They both laugh as this guy weaves in and out of traffic, and literally circles the four blocks that surround the "zone." He really thinks he has it over on me. He pulls up in front of Chicago and tells me "Amnesia no. Is closed. $10. 00." In Spanish I tell him "Fijate, este cabróand le está pagando $ 2, 00. ¿Crees que soy un idiota? Usted vuelta a la barriada misma cinco veces. $ 2. 00 o nada. (Fijate, this cabron is paying you $2. 00. You think I am an idiot? You circled the same block five times. $2. 00 or nothing.) Guy smiles and says "Ok. $2. 00."

That was a crazy night actually. I eventually settled on a little Asian / Mexican at about 1:00AM and had a great session, but overall was not happy with Cascadias. I made a call from my room, local mind you, earlier in the evening. After being up until 4:AM I crashed out. Front desk call me at 6:00AM and demands $20 pesos! I'm like "right now?" The guy says yes, as he is leaving his shift and needs to clear all accounts. I was still drunk as fuck, mad as hell, so I walked down the hall in my skivvies, and right up to the desk. He says "senor, what are you doing!" I throw $20 pesos on the counter and told him "you want your fucking pesos, here they are." I could not believe he called me at 6:00AM! I won't stay there again.

[QUOTE=SportMongr; 1376479]Hey fella's in the club (3pm to about 6pm) looking out for Barbie's, and fitness blond's, checking out and surveying the field like a hunting pro. I'm looking for smiles and girls that know how to shake ass like a pro. Sadly the girls rocking on stage don't seem so

Eager to go arriba as they pull like $20-50 just having dudes poke them. I made a recent post about a insanely hot blond with attitude who game me $100 quote. Shoot me for not getting her name but she is so recognizable. Now she dyed her hair black- for.

What ever reason brought out her eyes which now seem very asian (but she is not). She is the only girl in the club who wears a brazil cut thong, pure dental floss in the back. No other girl in the club wears a bottom like her. Her ass is insane! Her attitude

Is she knows it. She always seems to hang out by the stairs, sort of lounging under the cut, then of course make a quick walk to be-room. To hide over there for a moment. She never does the main stage (tv room) dance, but gets up high stage.

She was drinking with an old large dude, watched the negocios, thought this will be a quick "see ya". The dude snapped it up. Wow perhaps $100, so I timed her. Not sure if she hid upstairs after the 30 min. But was back seen in the club about 1 hr. Later

And I was looking for her the whole time. I should have got her name but figured. It would be lame to just get a name and probably fake as well. Started to think these girls probably change names as much as hair color / style. Any one with her 411 please

Inform $80 for this chick would be fair if she provides.

They know we rate them online. They counter our intelligence as well.

So I took a girl AKA for the evening named "Paloma" At first seemed a lot younger little shorty, had braces which were cute. She quotes $80 I balk, she says ok $60, I say I want everything DATY, with this flu thing didn't push the beso, she says $70, after drinks she's cool and $60 todo. Real cool chick pussy / ass tastes like candy. 69, no rush, I had my single room, so no knocking. AGH! She's a small girl. I had a previous post about finding tight vagina's. To my luck. She slabs on the lube. And my dick is literally

Like a child sliding on a 15 ft. Slip and slide. I dry up most of the lube and still like trying to hit a wall. Couldn't finish had to wip of the condom for some handy work.

So she say's what's wrong. I said,"agh so much lube I couldn't feel much" She say's "Is my pussy to big", woW, never ever have heard a lady say that. I didn't have the heart. I said no no, it was just the lube. She was super nice and I figured I would give another shot, just lay very low to 0 on the beers. You horse dick dudes would love her.[/QUOTE]I was in Tijuana on Sunday and Monday. I have been scoping out Paloma for a while now. She has been around for about ayear but has been gone (home) for 6 months. Came back after Christmas. She IS a little hottie / sparkplug! (and she knows it) Before she went home I have had a few fichas with her. She always quoted $80 and would not budge. No testing of goods while drinking so I've avoided her except the usual "holas" etc. Attitude IS everything!

Well these past weeks I have been eyeing her. 2 weeks ago I talked to her (no drinks). Asked how she was and her price arriba. She starts at $80, I counter at 700 mxn. She says she doesent take pesos. I said this is Mexico and they don't take pesos in US either! I say maybe later. Well I said this Sunday I would try again. Well we talked and I said "what is the price today?" She said "you walked away" last week so how about $60? I said I want to suck your pussy. She said $70 I said no way am I going to pay for DATY, but I said lets fuck for $60. (only 2nd girl I pay US $ for)

This girl is REAL cute in HK- but even HOTTER naked! A spinner and she has Perky be cups. Large eraser nipples! She does a sexy striptease, applys the cover and surprise= gets in the 69 position and says chuper! Me happy! Good CBJ and a fun fuck. She asked why it took almost a year to take her up. I said you see me every week in HK and I get all the pussy I need with hot chicas in HK and the alley for less than you ask! I also like the change in attitude. I now have another new fav. She also said that she sees me all the time and was glad we Finally conected! Me too.

HK has a lot of new HOTTIES! Monday afternoon was especially busy with a lot of girls. I like this trend!

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[QUOTE=Tempe Jon; 1390209]was not happy with Cascadias. I made a call from my room, local mind you, earlier in the evening. After being up until 4:AM I crashed out. Front desk call me at 6:00AM and demands $20 pesos! I'm like "right now?" The guy says yes, as he is leaving his shift and needs to clear all accounts. I was still drunk as fuck, mad as hell, so I walked down the hall in my skivvies, and right up to the desk. He says "senor, what are you doing!" I throw $20 pesos on the counter and told him "you want your fucking pesos, here they are." I could not believe he called me at 6:00AM! I won't stay there again.[/QUOTE]As I had said earlier, the hotels is the one thing about Tijuana I do not like. In Los Algodones and Mexicali, I can very easily find a room that is respectable for $20. In Mexicali I usually stay at La Chinesca. Tijuana does have cheap places like that but if you stay there it is a good idea to not leave anything in your room because it will probably get stolen. Also, you need to bring your own sheets because you might get some that are stained with the blood of a dead crack whoar. ROFL. OK, that was a joke, it is not quite that bad but you get the idea. I wish I had a friend that lived in San Diego to spend the night in because I really do not need to spend the night in Tijuana anyway. Last time I was there I literally saw people that had driven down in a camper and were sleeping overnight in the UETA parking lot. I do not own a camper and even if I did I do not think that would be a good idea. San Ysidro is not exactly the most safest campground in the world. LOL.

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[QUOTE=The Hammer1169; 1390954]I wish I had a friend that lived in San Diego to spend the night in because I really do not need to spend the night in Tijuana anyway.[/QUOTE]For me, it is all about the (in) convenience of crossing the border just to go back to my room to sleep. It is SO handy to have a room in the zona. Besides the savings when taking a girl upstairs, I like being able to go lay down for a while, or take a shower, or change my clothes. I can bring things with me that might come in handy without having to carry them all over the place. I hate thought of standing in line for two hours and then driving to a hotel just to sleep and turn around and come back.

Decided to hit up HK on Monday, got there at 6PM. Headed straight to the back stage where the had the lez show going on. Girls on stage were ok looking but otherwise the show was pretty weak. Haven't been to Tijuana in a few months but noticed a lot of new sexy chicas. Met a new one, at least for me, goes by the name of Jenalyn. She's looks 5'6, 120 lbs, brownish hair, and the face of a goddess. For the gentlemen that were there on Monday, she was wearing a tight black dress with pink laces around the cleavage. She dances on both stages and had the pleasure of playing with her soft tits, ass, and clit. Didn't ask her to go upstairs due to my budget, but damn, I'll plan on bringing more when I come back and hopefully she'll go upstairs.

The next lez show started at 9 and featured 2 regular cuties; Tiffany with the big titties and a Imel. I've seen Imel alot in HK but it's a first for me to see her do the lez show. The show was pretty good, lots of satisfied tippers.

After the show did my regular stroll down the alley and got searched by the cops. They just made me empty out my pockets, asked where I came from and where I was going then let me go. I've heard horror stories of the cops down there but luckily I have never had any problems. As for the SG, there's a cute chica on the right side of the HK alley exit but otherwise the pickings were slim. Decided to just go with my regular SG and headed home after. Damn, I've really missed this place!

Not that I am looking for this to happen to myself, but how does 1 get himself (instead of herself, considering the audience) , searched by cops?

I have rubbed shoulders many times with the cops, and the adventurous side of myself sometimes hoped that they would stop me to ask a few questions, but just never happened.

Otherwise, glad to know you found a gem on a Monday, I didn't go down this Monday, but have been down other mondays which was quite dead, even for hk.

[QUOTE=Dcell75; 1391959]Decided to hit up HK on Monday, got there at 6PM. Headed straight to the back stage where the had the lez show going on. Girls on stage were ok looking but otherwise the show was pretty weak. Haven't been to Tijuana in a few months but noticed a lot of new sexy chicas. Met a new one, at least for me, goes by the name of Jenalyn. She's looks 5'6, 120 lbs, brownish hair, and the face of a goddess. For the gentlemen that were there on Monday, she was wearing a tight black dress with pink laces around the cleavage. She dances on both stages and had the pleasure of playing with her soft tits, ass, and clit. Didn't ask her to go upstairs due to my budget, but damn, I'll plan on bringing more when I come back and hopefully she'll go upstairs.

The next lez show started at 9 and featured 2 regular cuties; Tiffany with the big titties and a Imel. I've seen Imel alot in HK but it's a first for me to see her do the lez show. The show was pretty good, lots of satisfied tippers.

After the show did my regular stroll down the alley and got searched by the cops. They just made me empty out my pockets, asked where I came from and where I was going then let me go. I've heard horror stories of the cops down there but luckily I have never had any problems. As for the SG, there's a cute chica on the right side of the HK alley exit but otherwise the pickings were slim. Decided to just go with my regular SG and headed home after. Damn, I've really missed this place![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak;1391991]Not that I am looking for this to happen to myself, but how does 1 get himself (instead of herself, considering the audience) , searched by cops?[/QUOTE]I am not a hoodlum but it's happened on a few occasions while making my stroll down the alley. They were just picking random people looking for contraband. Nothing really happens other than the regular emptying of my pockets, pat down and send off for me. I normally go alone so, I don't know if that makes me an easier target for officers.

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1391991]Not that I am looking for this to happen to myself, but how does 1 get himself (instead of herself, considering the audience) , searched by cops?

I have rubbed shoulders many times with the cops, and the adventurous side of myself sometimes hoped that they would stop me to ask a few questions, but just never happened.

Otherwise, glad to know you found a gem on a Monday, I didn't go down this Monday, but have been down other mondays which was quite dead, even for hk.[/QUOTE]People who look like homies dopers wearing sports fan gear baseball hats tattoos looks loaded etc. You don't have that problem from what I've seen. The only time I can think of when *you might get stopped is if really crooked cops are out to bribe a nice guy which could happen to anyone.

I've been stopped and frisked once in all my years going to Tijuana. I was drunk and wobbling down the street. We don't do this anymore! I won't lie though. Every time I see a cop I pray they don't stop me. I could handle it but after a drink or two I really don't want to deal with the cops.

Look clean cut (shaved hair combed) and dress conservatively. Standing out is not cool in Tijuana.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp; 1392228]People who look like homies dopers wearing sports fan gear baseball hats tattoos looks loaded etc. You don't have that problem from what I've seen. The only time I can think of when *you might get stopped is if really crooked cops are out to bribe a nice guy which could happen to anyone.

I've been stopped and frisked once in all my years going to Tijuana. I was drunk and wobbling down the street. We don't do this anymore! I won't lie though. Every time I see a cop I pray they don't stop me. I could handle it but after a drink or two I really don't want to deal with the cops.

Look clean cut (shaved hair combed) and dress conservatively. Standing out is not cool in Tijuana.[/QUOTE]I was stopped once after getting out of a taxi at the border. Emptied my pockets, keeping my money and passport in my hand. Was frisked and let go. Was a little scary, but went back the next night for more.

After a great session in the VIP room at Tropical, I just wanted to sit down, relax, and watch some hot women; so I went back to Hong Kong. I found a good booth, but two of the HK girls were sitting in the damn thing. I scooted one of them to the other side, while I took a seat on the preferred side. I started talking to the two, one of them was one I turned down earlier in the afternoon when she asked me for a drink. They both seemed like girls that I would take home to meet my mother; I liked them.

Soon thereafter, I looked over, and I saw the three cousins waving and smiling at me; god dammit! I waved them over and they all sat next to / on me and their hands started wondering. FUCK! Now there are five girls at the table. I stood up and started to walk away from table and the girls gave me the "Where are you going Papi?" look. I said,"Papi Chulo necesito dinero! Voy a ir a ATM!" They all just smiled and giggled!

I came back and was ready to party with the girls. Meseros Johnny and Elray were on the spot with drinks and Tequila; the cousins love tequila! Anytime another mesero came within five feet of our table, Johnny or Elray cleared them the fuck out. After about two hours of partying and a butt load of photos, the girls were wasted, and I wasn't far behind them. How they finished their shift; not a clue. I will wean myself off the cousins, but only for financial reasons; don't really want to dip into my Roth IRA for them! But then again; they are fun!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1392317]Soon thereafter, I looked over, and I saw the three cousins waving and smiling at me; god dammit! I waved them over and they all sat next to / on me and their hands started wondering. FUCK! Now there are five girls at the table.[/QUOTE]"Batten down the hatches!"

Yeh Man I don't have much hair anymore And I look less of a freak and am older too. Same with my friend that always meets me his hair short now too and we don't look like the typical rich or hippy drug gringos. Not at all. In fact we only drink. No drugs, friends a die hartd alcoholic. When I'm not with him I'm careful. Just in the zona ignore the cops never look at them pretend to play on your cell if you have one cross the street politely talk with the bouncers or waitresses out of the club that let you in. Cops will leave ypou alone, And on Revolucion allc lean no more shakedowns, Cameras all around, Once I saw a Mexican American young looking dude with his girl tjhat was outside of Las pulgas who said he was shhokdown to his gf, but he seemedsvery riff raff. If a cop will fuck with anyone on revolucion only the locals. I also have a hot busty cop friend but who works in la presa disrct that givews busty msassages for financial reasons too.

Ok to Art then how the helld I'd you get shook down on a bus? I never heard of any gringos shhok down on the bus, Your the first, do you still have long hair and tats? You said on the way to Tijuana in sinaloa but where culician Guusave? You said daytime but was it late day goiing on night? OK also Art. I sent you two pms the other day, Get back to me on that ok.

Alright guys don't worry much in Tijuana in Mazatlan where I'm at dontw alk late at night in centro cops here were hoods and masks they shhok down my 80 year old Scottish Friend.

OK I wait here for coments, NIbs.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp; 1392228]People who look like homies dopers wearing sports fan gear baseball hats tattoos looks loaded etc. You don't have that problem from what I've seen. The only time I can think of when *you might get stopped is if really crooked cops are out to bribe a nice guy which could happen to anyone.

I've been stopped and frisked once in all my years going to Tijuana. I was drunk and wobbling down the street. We don't do this anymore! I won't lie though. Every time I see a cop I pray they don't stop me. I could handle it but after a drink or two I really don't want to deal with the cops.

Look clean cut (shaved hair combed) and dress conservatively. Standing out is not cool in Tijuana.[/QUOTE]