The One Sauna New Years Day
I recently completed a three week trip with the Mrs Istanbul, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore and arriving in Hong Kong 29 December. I was kind of looking forward to the NYE fireworks display in HK but they were cancelled due to recent apartment building fire tragedy. On 1 January the Mrs was headed off to Shenzhen to visit with family. And I planned to head off to Macau to visit some saunas with the cover story that I was just checking out the casinos. My flight back to US was scheduled 3 January so that we give me 2 nights in Macau. So that was the plan and it worked at least partly.
I arrived Macau by ferry early afternoon and walked about a km to the hotel I booked. After freshening up I used Apple Maps to guide me to my first planned stop Familia Nobre. I set off by foot because it was close by and the weather was pleasant. I used Apple maps to navigate but for some reason Apple directed me to what appeared to be some kind of government office. OK switched to Google maps and eventually arrived at FN passing the Landmark Hotel where The One Sauna is located along the way. As these were among the best recommended saunas my plan was to hit them up both. It was about 5 PM. I asked the guy at FN how many ladies were working. It was New Years Day and I had no idea if it would be very busy or completely dead. He told me that it would be better to come back after 7. So not wanting to waste time I headed over to The One.
Before I go any further I will say I have read a fair amount of working girl reviews in my time on this website and others. Most concentrate on the appearance and performance of the lady. The reviewer will detail the acronyms covered and the positions achieved. Many reviews will also mention the lady's orgasm (the product I think of excessive ego and overactive imaginations). And oh yes, how much did it cost. My review I think will be somewhat different. I have been with somewhere in the vicinity of 100 working girls over the years. And quite frankly I do not remember much of the actual sex. But I do have very fond memories of some of the ladies and just the type of experience watching the ladies dance at Nana or going sightseeing with some ladies I booked for a day or two. And at this age (71) I am probably more interested in an erotic or sexually charge experience than in actually emptying the balls (although I still like that "experience" So if you want a conventional review I would stop here and move on. I am going to try to explain what it is like to visit a Macau sauna or at least my experience.
As has been covered elsewhere in this forum the Macau sauna experience is not for those counting their coins. If you are in Southeast Asia there are far cheaper places to get off Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines. So the entrance fee at The One is MOP1800 (about US $225). For that entrance fee you get to use the facilities for 15 hours. You also get 2 massages and food and drink. And most importantly the entrance fee is used a credit toward the cost of your first session with a lady. A second or third session is at the full cost.
So I entered The One a little after 5 PM. Nobody asked for any money upfront. That struck me as a little strange but I guess they know their clientele. I was escorted into the changing room where there are lockers for keeping your clothes and any valuables. I was given a bracelet which includes the necessary access code to the locker. Supposedly the staff cannot access the locker without you. The bracelet is also how they keep track of your activities so you can settle your bill on the way out. I was given a robe and short pants which is what all the other customers wear. Then I was led to the lounge area walking past several large pools along the way. The lounge area included quite a few very comfortable relaxing type chairs. In front of each were TV screens showing movies or news all in Chinese. The staff was about 50-50 male-female and was very courteous and helpful and most spoke a modicum of English at least enough for me to get by. The whole experience felt very upscale and luxurious to me.
As I took in the scene I estimated that there were maybe 40 or 50 customers some in the lounge, some in the pools, a few taking showers. All the customers I saw except me were Asian. I would estimate that 70% were Chinese with the other 30% either Japanese or Korean. As an aside in my upbringing in US I was not often exposed to locker rooms that is not necessarily a US thing but more peculiar to me. So it was a little unusual for me to see so many men walking around stark naked.
But at this point I had not seen any of the ladies. That was soon to change. So as I was resting and just taking in the whole ambiance and playing on my phone the call for the first lineup came. Of course, the announcement was in Chinese but one the attendants waved to me calling "Ladies, Ladies". So I followed the other guys to the staging area.
Now I had seen several videos (most years old) of what a Macau sauna lineup looked like. But a video just does not compare to the real live in the flesh experience. The first two ladies to come out I am pretty sure were Japanese. I think they might have been minor celebrities in porn or Instagram or something because they were quite expensive to take to a room. Then more ladies came out and then more and then more. Altogether I would say there were about 60 at this hour. One was from Brazil but the rest were Asian. Most wore evening gowns but a few wore lingerie and showed a little more skin. All wore heels (and I am a sucker for heels). As they lined up in front of me I was mesmerized. I am sure I have never seen such an array of beauty in all my life. And I could have my pick!
In the area where the men gathered to review the lineup there were price cards. All the ladies wore numbers which indicated the pricing. The Japanese ladies had numbers in the 6000 and 7000 series which meant an hour with them was going to cost somewhere in the vicinity of MOP6000 (about US $750). There were maybe a dozen ladies in 4000-5000 series (about US $550-600). But most ladies had numbers between 1000-3000 (about US $400-500). This was largest group and I believe all were Chinese. And then there were a dozen or so with numbers 700-800 range (US $350). I believe these were Thai and Vietnamese. From my perspective the more costly ladies were not any more attractive than the least expensive. I think I would have been more than happy with the "bargains". But at this point I was not ready to chose so I just watched as the other customers made the choice by letting the staff know the number. And then the lady headed off with lucky fellow. In this lineup only half the ladies had a customer. But nobody chose the most expensive ladies.
At that point I had "survived" the temptation of my first lineup. And I was here for the complete experience and was pretty much prepared to spend the full fifteen hours my entrance fee entitled me to. I was in no hurry. The lineups continued every half hour. As the night wore on the number of ladies increased and so did the number of customers. I thoroughly enjoyed each lineup noticing some new or different ladies each time. The only downside was as the only non Asian I probably did not blend in very well. It became obvious that I witnessed half a dozen lineups but made no selection. I kind of felt a little pressure from the staff managing the lineups to make a selection. But I continued to wait.
Then maybe about 9 PM or so the wife called me. I could have ignored but instead went to a quiet place and took the call. She had settled down for the night and wanted to know how my day was going. I told her I was just checking out the casinos, enjoying some free entertainment and people watching. I think she was a little suspicious but we ended the call after a few minutes. But the thought she might call again haunted me the rest of the night. And I decided that I really needed to wait until after midnight before making a selection to make certain the wife was asleep and I would not get interrupted.
I continued to check out the lineups and with so many customers by this time it was a bit of a scramble as lady after lady was chosen with fewer and fewer leftovers despite the number of ladies probably close to 100 at this point. At one lineup I noticed another non Asian and went to speak with him. In turns out he was American and he had been to the saunas more than a few times. I would have loved to speak with him more but he did need seem to be very sociable. Instead another younger Korean guy approached me. He heard me speaking English and wanted to practice. His English was quite good and we actually spent a couple of hours chatting about the sauna experience but also family, work, travel, politics, etc. He was a really nice guy and I thoroughly enjoyed passing the time with him.
Around about midnight or so I was sitting in lounge area and I was approached by a Chinese woman who I would estimate was in her mid 30's. She was dressed in more business attire and clearly was not an escort or one of the attendants. She introduced herself as Kiki and while I cannot remember her title she clearly was some sort of customer service manager. She asked where I was from, was this my first visit, and was I having a good time. Her English was quite good and when I asked her about it she explained she lived in California for awhile. I told her I was quite impressed with the sauna the ladies were beautiful, the quality of the facilities was impressive and the service was excellent. I asked her if any of the ladies might speak English. She said there were a couple of Russian ladies who spoke some English. I was surprised to hear this as I had not noticed any non Asian ladies other than the one Brazilian. But I told Kiki I preferred the Asian ladies. She said she would think about who might speak some English and offered to help me make a selection. Then she offered me her WhatsApp contact along with a MOP1000 discount for tonight's activity. She told me to contact her in advance of my next visit and she would arrange a pick up driver and if I understood correctly I would get another MOP1000 discount at that time. I have no idea when I might visit again but I was extremely impressed with the customer service.
It had to be around 1 AM by now and I felt safe to pick a lady without fear of interruption from the Mrs. Earlier in the night I had identified a few ladies that I might chose but I had not really settled on one so it was probably going to be who I noticed in the field because there was still quite a selection in each lineup. But the number of customers seemed to keep increasing and when the lineups occurred the ladies were getting chosen rather quickly. So two more lineups and another hour passed and I still had not made a selection. Kiki was present at the lineups and I thought about asking her assistance but she was always busy with other customers. So I knew I would have to act fast. At the next lineup one of my possible immediately caught my eye and so I did not waste any time and told the attendant #2789.
The club was quite busy now. There were plenty of customers looking for ladies and plenty of ladies available in each lineup. But it seemed like there was a shortage of rooms. So after each lineup the customer and the chosen lady would have to go back to the lounge area together and wait for a room to become available. One of the benefits of this was spending more time with your chosen lady. But another benefit was that all the other couples were in waiting mode as well and quite a few ladies would be walking around the lounge area while waiting. Earlier in the night the ladies would disappear and go back to their waiting room. But now you could see quite a few ladies much more closely than in the lineup. It was quite a show in my opinion.
So I was now laying in the lounge area with 2789. She was clearly Asian but was noticeable because she did not have the typical jet black hair more like a light auburn which made her stand out a bit. And I thought I noticed her to smile directly at me earlier in the night but perhaps just my old man imagination. Of course, she was extremely attractive with great figure but then all the ladies fit that description. The first thing I wanted to know was did she speak any English. Unfortunately, she did not. So we had to communicate with translation software which works OK for some things but it is very difficult to develop any rapport in this fashion. I must confess I do not remember her name nor where she was from other than China. So communication was a challenge and for me that detracts from the experience.
After about 20 minutes the room opened. And I guess for most members of the forum this is the topic of most interest. I gather what I experienced was typical. The session began with a table shower / cat bath. I actually love a good table shower but there was nothing exceptional about this one. I actually have had much better table showers at my local AMP in the states with more BBBJ action. After the wet session we moved onto the bed. She began with BBBJ which was certainly satisfactory but not necessarily exceptional in any way. I then requested 69. She declined saying through translator "she would feel too shy". For me this was a great disappointment but I am not one to put pressure on the lady. I cannot say how common this type of refusal is in this environment. She offered up CFS but since I hate condoms and cannot finish that way I declined. And I think my disappointment affected me and I started to go soft. I motioned her to lay down with me and asked if I could kiss her bum. So to this she agreed and I spent some time down there because I am very oral and I like a good bum and she had a very nice one. She accepted my attention with no noticeable reaction but I am OK with that as I dislike the fake moans that so many ladies practice. Then after a while I just lay down beside her. I asked (through translator) if I was her first American. She said yes. I told her I hope I did not disappoint her (as if she really cared). She said no (to no great surprise) and that I was quite a gentleman. And then the bell sounded and the session was over.
I returned to the lounge area. I was maybe 3 or 4 in the morning by now and the place was packed. It was hard to find someplace to sit. But one of the attendants found a spot for me and I was just hanging out at this point with no anticipation after a rather anticlimactic session.
Now I mentioned earlier that for the price of admission you were entitled to two free massages. There are neck massages and foot massages and then there are the thigh massage. A thigh massage is when one of the massage ladies drapes a towel over you, sits between your legs and plays with your dick. I had chosen not to do this before my session with a lady as I think this activity could very possibly lead to a premature accident. And if I did have an accident at my age I would probably not have enough left in the tank for the session. But now with the main event over I motioned an attendant over for my thigh massage. I should say at this point there appeared to be about a dozen or so massage ladies. They all wore the same black outfits. These outfits did not display much cleavage but the skirts were all short and the ladies all wore heels. I thought they were all very attractive. If you dressed them in the right attire and put them in the lineup I think they would fit right in. So the lady who came to give me my thigh massage was Vietnamese. I thought she was quite cute and she spoke some English. Once she got down to it she woke up my sleeping member and I felt like I might get close to finish but it was going to take a little more time. She offered to go back to a room (different type of room than main session room) where we could finish by hand. It cost MOP2300 (US $288) which was quite steep I thought but I had me free MOP1000 from Kiki and I was not counting my pennies at this point. So we went to the room where she picked up where she left off. I thought I was close to finishing a couple of times but old age or a long night or whatever and it just would not happen. I told here she could stop. But she would not take no for an answer. So she stuck with it and finally I finished. And after so long it was quite satisfying.
It was close to 5 AM at this point and I had been in the sauna about 12 hours and I had been awake all night. I should say that I wondered in advance if you could actually sleep there. I did see other customers sleeping and I think I could have done so as well if I had chosen to do so. But I did not take that chance and so I had booked a hotel for the night which I had only used to freshen up earlier. And so I decided to head back to hotel.
I got my clothes and headed to check out. I suspect it is quite easy to get carried away and spend a bundle. I am sure some of the other customers did just that and probably could afford to. My bill was MOP3519 for the session and MOP2300 for the HJ less my MOP1000 credit for a total of MOP4879 which included the entrance fee because I chose a lady. All told it was US $610. And I could put it on my charge card under a very nondescript business type name.
Then I headed back to hotel. I got a few hours of sleep and woke back into the real world. The real world for me was that I had to be concerned just how suspicious my wife was going to be in the morning and how many questions she might pepper with me and how I might come up with good answers. And while I had planned to hit up two saunas during my visit to Macau the reality was my sexual stamina might not support a second night. And so I got online, changed my flight and left Macau later that afternoon on my long trip home. And now a month later nothing has been said about my night in Macau. I am relieved.
So as my review indicates the time with my chosen lady was not the greatest session. I actually more enjoyed my time with the massage lady. And it was not the cheapest night out. But would I go again? The answer is I would go again in a second. I thought the overall experience was incredible. That moment when all the ladies come out and stand in front of you. They are all well dressed in their high heels. And they are all incredibly attractive. And you can have your pick of any one. For me seeing these lineups of lady after lady after lady is just surreal. (And in my opinion there is no relationship between cost and beauty). And the facilities are topnotch. It is completely an upscale, luxurious environment. And the customer service is excellent. I was extremely impressed with the overall experience and would love to do it again. But for me Macau is on the other side of the world. So next on my bucket list is to visit an FKK club so I can make a good comparison. I just need to figure out how to sneak away.