FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Breadman;1177792]A. Do you really think one is a Witch? How could you tell?[/QUOTE]What ever you do, [b]do not[/b] go throwing her in the pool to see if she floats. This would most definitely get you thrown out the front door by security post haste.

;)

AM

[QUOTE=Breadman; 1177792]A. We all can feel your pain but that's the risks involved.

B. All those girls giving CBJ's and all of a sudden two in a row at Artemis enticed you to go the BBBJ route. They must have been something special.

C. Many posters here have allowed over 500 women to perform BBBJ without any leakage whatsoever.

D. Worrying about getting an std will increase your chances of catching one.

E. Do you really think one is a Witch? How could you tell? Did she have on a pointy black hat?[/QUOTE]
My post you quoted and write a respons too is not about what I think you think it is. Its not for getting lovely support or hold my hand. English aint my first language, but even in my first one I sometimes don't write understandable enough. Something I have to work on.

The point was, that I would like to do something, to tell the girls in one way or another. I was thinking loud over what had happend, and when I wrote "I guess no one really cares anyway" I did NOT mean anyone here, I meant at Artemis. The times I have been there I had a lot of fun, but the staff has always been very cold or sometimes even unfriendly. I were thinking loud if it would be any ide to even make a call and tell them to tell the girls. And I was almost half right when the staff I talked to sad that it was impossible to catch anything at the club.

Sorry for taking space, but thank you to convince me to make the call anyway. I have done my part in this.

A quick report on my recent trip to our favourite Berlin club.

[B]16th of July[/B]

I arrived around 15. 00 on Saturday. I had a walk around to see if I spotted any girls I'the promised myself I'the repeat with in the past. There was no sign of Lizz, Shelby or Audrey so I looked for some new faces.

[B]Iris [Romania][/B]

First up was Iris from Romania. A very pretty blonde with a cracking set of tits. We had a decent spark in the bar so we headed upstairs. No upselling or hassle just a very enjoyable (if slightly vanilla) session. Good blowjob, lots of positions, tight pussy. Finished doggie-style. A good start.

[B]Inca / Inga [Thailand][/B]

I spotted this little Asian cutie a few times straight after my first session but I wasn't ready to go again so I waited a while before setting off to find her. I eventually caught up with her in the downstairs Kino. After a quick chat we headed upstairs. After some fairly lame attempts at upselling (10 euro extra for kissing? I shot that down and pointed out that I wasn't up for that and she soon relented to some very nice snogging) we got down to it. This was a very enjoyable half hour. This little spinner is well worth a session and the sight of her tight body grinding away on top of me will stay with me for a long time. Excellent.

[B]Florian [Germany][/B]

After a sauna, a sleep and some food I was ready to go again. I had a great chat with this curvy German girl in the bar. I normally don't go for the slightly bigger girls but I'm glad I took a chance here. We had a great time. She delivered one of the best blow jobs I've ever had; I was on my back, lying on my side, on my knees and standing up while Florians amazing mouth worked my cock. After that I stuck on a condom and we had a great tumble. After a great slow shag I had a really strong orgasm. Excellent girl, would definitely go again.

That was my Saturday at the club and I really enjoyed myself. I went back on Sunday and had a single unremarkable session which I won't bother writing up as I can't remember the girls name.

Last time I was there, I was rather impressed by the small but well stocked gym area. I'd love to take full advantage of it this weekend, but the thought of spending 45 min on a cardio machine in a bathrobe and wet slippers isn't very attractive. Do people actually use the gym for a full workout? Is it okay to bring workout clothing for this?

[QUOTE=Boulderado;1178348]Do people actually use the gym for a full workout? Is it okay to bring workout clothing for this?[/QUOTE]I personally use the gym almost every time I visit the club but for a very short time. (Enough to give me a small testosterone boost but not enough to drain my energy that could be much needed later) The people who fully use the gym are usually only the security staff. But, yes, you could also use it as you please in workout clothes and sneakers.

[QUOTE=Boulderado;1178348]Last time I was there, I was rather impressed by the small but well stocked gym area. I'd love to take full advantage of it this weekend, but the thought of spending 45 min on a cardio machine in a bathrobe and wet slippers isn't very attractive. Do people actually use the gym for a full workout? Is it okay to bring workout clothing for this?[/QUOTE]It wouldn't be safe to use the equipment in the gym if you weren't wearing trainers and proper clothing. I have used the place in the mornings and there is no problem bringing in the right kit with you. When you arrive at the club you might want to ask to be given one of the larger lockers to store your kit in once you've finished in the gym. The receptionists know which ones these are.

I am looking forward to my first trip to an FKK and to artemis. I saw that they are having a foam party on August 17 and was wondering if this was when I should really aim to be there. I had been planning on going in September which would be easier schedule-wise but wasw wondering if the foam party is worth rearranging things for.

Also if I would like to be able to enjoy being outside and going in the pool would I be a lot better off going in August vs. Septmeber based on the weather or does it not change too much?

[QUOTE=Rintin4; 1178700]I am looking forward to my first trip to an FKK and to artemis. I saw that they are having a foam party on August 17 and was wondering if this was when I should really aim to be there. I had been planning on going in September which would be easier schedule-wise but wasw wondering if the foam party is worth rearranging things for.

Also if I would like to be able to enjoy being outside and going in the pool would I be a lot better off going in August vs. Septmeber based on the weather or does it not change too much?[/QUOTE]I would not change any plans for the foam party. It has already been delayed and dates changed twice. Iy could not even happen. If it does I personally have my doubts about it being particularly good.

AM

[QUOTE=Galazy; 1178117][B]Inca / Inga [Thailand][/B]

I spotted this little Asian cutie a few times straight after my first session but I wasn't ready to go again so I waited a while before setting off to find her. I eventually caught up with her in the downstairs Kino. After a quick chat we headed upstairs. After some fairly lame attempts at upselling (10 euro extra for kissing? I shot that down and pointed out that I wasn't up for that and she soon relented to some very nice snogging) we got down to it. This was a very enjoyable half hour. This little spinner is well worth a session and the sight of her tight body grinding away on top of me will stay with me for a long time. Excellent.[/QUOTE]Just checking in to say thanks for an inspiring report. Reading about Inca / Inga brings back sweet memories of her delectable derriere as seen from behind. I had an anal session with her on my last visit, and she really performed admirably. Keep reporting, Galazy!

I was having trouble locating them here on on the web site.

What is the entrance fee, cost per half hour for GFE, and how much for CIM extra?

[QUOTE=Meeps77;1178920]What is the entrance fee, cost per half hour for GFE, and how much for CIM extra?[/QUOTE]For legal reasons you're unlikely to see any prices other than admission on the website, unless artfully circumscribed.

Should still be 80/60/50

So I did it. Overcame my doubts / fears. And went to Artemis during my trip to Berlin last week. And loved it! First time in a FKK Club – my previous experiences were only outcalls in several countries, a bad pick-up bar lay in Luzern (Switzerland) last year and a great incall in New Zealand.

My doubts about going to a club were mainly motivated by the fact that I would suddenly face a large crowd of sexy women, and that my penis would take over the thinking, with the risk of resulting in mediocre sessions. Saying « no » to a woman who might be stroking you under the bathrobe seemed a terribly difficult task. And there was also the fact that I'm a newbie to the scene – would girls and other male guests read that on my forehead as if it was written in blinking neon letters? Would the women be aggressive (I think I read too much about 'sharks' in this forum thread)?

The fact was – no. The other male guests don't care – they obviously did not come here to build life-lasting friendships. And at no moment I felt overly pressed by a girl. But let's take things in order.

The main thing that made my first-time visit to Artemis a success was the expert advice I received from senior forum member and Berlin scene expert Angus Magee, who kindly accompanied me to Artemis. He showed me around the place, explained the dos and don'ts, offered advice about some of the girls, and did an overall excellent job to make me feel comfortable. It felt great to discuss all this openly with a person like him. At some point our discussions even deviated into quantum and particle physics. It was definitely worth paying his entry fee. It helped me overcome a certain uneasyness, somehow I did not feel like a newcomer anymore, and maybe I was less of a prey to sharks than a guy alone.

What to say about Artemis in a thread dedicated to Artemis? My impressions were positive from the beginning on, it's clean, large, nicely decorated (not that I would like to have that style in my house though!) and professionally run. I didn't use the sauna or the pool, nor a Kino, and did not venture into the restaurant (apparently not about to receive a Michelin star).

After an extensive discussion with Angus downstairs, we ventured in the main bar and started observing the action from a sofa on the side of the room. We had turned down maybe a couple of girls when Luciana from Brasil (mid-twenties?) sat in the middle and started talking to us. I liked her body and her attitude, and thought what the hell – let's go for it! It was pretty busy at that moment in the club and we had to wait about ten minutes for a room. When room 7 became available, she decided that it was too small for me (I'm over 190 cm tall) and we waited for a bigger one. That was very nice of her, and Angus later confirmer that 7 was one of the rooms to avoid (the other one being 14?). Anyway, we got to the room, and I was unfortunately a little nervous (or maybe worn out from my week of meetings in Berlin). Luciana had to try her best to get my erection going, and I was really glad I took an entire hour. The sex was good – not great but really not bad. And the massage was very relaxing – the girl has great massaging skills. Overall an OK-ish session with a very nice girl. When I mentioned it to Angus later in the bar, he told me it was probably the same girl he fucked the first time he came to Artemis in 2008 (

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=807930&viewfull=1#post807930[/url]

).

After a shower and relaxing in the pool area, I went to the main bar again. There, Angus spotted one of his favourites, and I started talking to two Romanian girls sitting at the bar. I had a blonde girl in mind and wanted to politely refuse their avances, but something caught my interest, and I went upstairs with one of them, Luana (after refusing the double though). That was the best decision of the day – hell no, of the month at least: Luana absolutely blew my mind (and my dick). Already when I followed her upstairs, I saw her perfect ass bouncing in front of me and got a raging hard-on – no massage needed here!

But the thing that really worked between us was the chemistry. It was great fun talking to her (she is obviously very intelligent and well educated, and speaks god german and english). Her GFE attitude was great, and at some point she started tongue-kissing me although she had made it clear earlier that she would not do that. In my opinion, she has a stunning body, and great ass. She performed a great BBBJ while I fingered her, then she squatted on my dick facing me (with the high heels on) for a few minutes without seeking support with her hands (she's got some muscles!). No lube needed here, unlike my previous session. Luana was already very wet. We switched to doggy-style, her favourite position, and unless I'm totally mistaken or easy to mislead, she reached an orgasm here. It was exciting to wach myself fuck her in the mirrors in that room – I had never had the possibility before. I came too – orgasm no. 1 with Luana. But somehow she was not satisfied, nursed me back to health and this time it was me on top in a few slightly different positions. Orgasm no. 2 with Luana. Time for some chatting and a cigarette. She laughed when I told her my age (32) and replied that she was 42. Difficult to believe with the perfect body of a 25-year old. Maybe she was joking, but I'm still not sure. Only the few wrinkles in the corner of her eyes might indicate she's in fact not 25 any more. She told me she had started at Artemis only the week before. She also mentioned that sometimes it felt like working in a hospital but did not elaborate on that.

At some point I got horny again, and asked her for a 30-minute extension. I declined the CIM she offered and this time I finished her from behind (doggy-style and then spoon, with her lying flat on her stomach) just because of that perfect ass (did I mention that already?). I had wanted to switch to reverse cowgirl, but it was too good like this. Orgasm no. 3 with Luana, and a second one for her as well.

Overall the best fuck of my life so far, an absolutely great feeling with the girl! Would definitely repeat! If you want to spot her, she has medium-long auburn hair, and a half-moon shaped tattoo on her left shoulder (and a perfect ass). Not someone I will easily forget. I would love to hear what others think of her.

So, I had a very positive impression of my first visit to Artemis. Exhausted. 400€ less in my pocket, but no uneasiness, no ripoff, no upselling, and an outstanding session. And let's not forget my guide Angus whom I would like to thank profusely again. We parted ways at 4 am at the S-Bahn, which started running again at that time.

I should also mention that I was at Artemis on a Wednesday – lingerie day – and I really liked that. OK – sometimes you could get surprises when the last bit comes off. But I find it a lot more erotic than all girls running around naked. Maybe I will change my mind if one day I come back on a regular day.

And what a good thing I'm not living in Berlin (although I would like to!) – it's better for my wallet.

So, thanks for reading all the way down, it's a long post but I felt I just had to write out my first experience at an FKK club for the forum.

[QUOTE=Geko79;1179340]So I did it.[/quote]Congrats.

[QUOTE=Geko79;1179340]7 was one of the rooms to avoid (the other one being 14?)[/QUOTE]Quite correct. The other room to avoid is number 14, a very small and dark one, bad air sometimes.

[QUOTE=Geko79;1179340]It was pretty busy at that moment in the club . I should also mention that I was at Artemis on a Wednesday[/quote]It wasn't either really busy nor crowded. Wednesday Artemis seems usually quite calm, except during some fairs. Maybe you visited Artemis during fashion week in July?

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1180522]It wasn't either really busy nor crowded. Wednesday Artemis seems usually quite calm, except during some fairs. Maybe you visited Artemis during fashion week in July?[/QUOTE]It was on last Wednesday, July 20th. We had to wait about 10 minutes for a room with the first girl, and +-2 hours later there were 3 rooms available when we went upstairs. Angus thought it was a bit crowded for a Wednesday.

[QUOTE=Geko79;1180935]It was on last Wednesday, July 20th. We had to wait about 10 minutes for a room with the first girl, and +-2 hours later there were 3 rooms available when we went upstairs. Angus thought it was a bit crowded for a Wednesday.[/QUOTE]I visited Artemis last Wednesday too but left the bordello at midnight or so. Maybe Artemis became more busy past midnight.