Well, I just spent the past 48 hours, drunk, "doing" Bangkok, litteraly. Stayed at the Majestic Grande as planned. 3, 300 Baht for the night, and the 24hrs wi-fi is 390 baht (not 550 as I previoulsy read somewhere in this forum). Room is great, service also, 4-star hotel quality means everything you need! Quick service weather it is asking for extra complimentary tootbrusheS (for the ladieS, at no extra charge. Nor for the toothbrushes, nor for extra guests, it is confirmed), or wether it is asking for room service (160 baht for exotic fruit platter for bed fun, meals and starters are between 150 and 300 baht, drinks are. I don't know. Stopped checking the price at some point: P)
Did Patpong, Nana Plaza, and Soi Cowboy. I have to agree with previous reports, Soi Cowboy is the best place for farangs wanting to just relax and enjoy the show, with maybe one or two ladies at their side having a nice drink. Of course you get your usual grabbing girls shouting "u hannnsum man" left and right and sometimes having a go at your family jewels, but the mood is playfull and not harrassing, and the street is simply laid back, very well lit with neon lights all over the place. And many places had full bare dancing which is a plus. Drinks 110-150 baht.
Patpong was way too crowded for my liking and bars where dark and too "back-alley type". Girls were fairly lighter skinned than Soi Cowboy, but did not seem happy to be, and occasional smiles seemed forced and simply not attractive.
Reached Nana plaza near my hotel late around 1am, still buzzing with people everywhere, went right accros the street to the pharmacy "booth" counter, and asked for kamagra jelly (100 baht per satchet), and tried it, worked better than viagra for me (I'm 27, but it manhood supplments still help when you spent the evening with Johnie Walker). Two verry cute girls jumped me, freelancers, didn't feel like role playing my background story, so plainly told them I'm a new farang that jhust got into town. Although warned many times in this forum not to take FL, I took them to eat at their choice some good local food, didn't catch the places name, but total for 3 was about 500 baht with soft drinks and tips. Took them back to the Majestic Grande, no hassle at door, FS, 2000 baht each with a smile, and security called me to make sure everything was ok when the girls left, which I greatly appreciated.
Next day took a nice "beyonce" type full-girl from Apache Coyote (I think), her name was Tik, very sweet, sexiest natural breat I ever saw, Back to hotel, a little disapointed because no BJ (! ), but she was 19, new in town and a little shy, so I didn't force her but the finale on her beautifel chest and neck was worth it, and her satisfied smile afterwards. I think it was maybe her first time (or maybe I'm just an innocent farang), becase she was soo curious watching me come as if she had never seen it, and was proudly smiling that she made me.
Sent her out with a ass-tap and 2k baht (I like to sleep alone, even if I paid for Long Time, for Tik and the two nana FL's earlier, which I forgot to mention).
Anyways, woke up at 10am, caught up with the very good breakfast buffet on the 7th floor, groomed and checked out, and now live at the internet center looking for a good hotel in Pattaya. A few taxis said 1, 500baht and 2 hrs from Bangkok, and so did the hotel taxi service. I guess I might get cheaper if I go straight to Sukhumvit rd.
Met two nice German expats living in Bangkok on my first night in Soi Cowboy, tagged along, and as they spoke good Thai and seemed to be well known from all the bars, I got somewhat VIP service tour of the best places on Soi Cowboy. I don't think they would mind me using their Bangkok names, Tony and Jerry, and hope they are part of this forum so that I can get their contact if somebody knows them.
I lost their contact card, drunk at the hotel, and could't call them to go with them to Pattaya, as planned the day before.
Oh yeah, and I got ripped off at the Cupid's Massage parlor. Choice was exceptional, more than 80 girls, 30 behind glass for full time girls, and 50 sitting on the side for part time girls. Ripped off because was told 4, 000 FS for 2 hrs for full time girls, and 5, 000 for part time girls, and price was reduced to 3, 000 and 4, 000 after a little chit chat with the "man in suit". Got #143, JOY, simply the prettiest boobies I ever saw or touched, I have pic will post later, and very sweet girl, good body to body slide, slow BBBJ, but no CIM . On my way out, asked some customers what the real rate is, they said maybe 2000-2500 for 2 hours. I knew it, but didn't care too much since it was my first stop in Bangkok, and just wanted to get a good soapie after my long travel. But I don't think I will got there anymore, just because I got ripped off. (The girl tells me she gets 950baht from whatever I pay, gave her 1000 extra, sp 5, 000 baht for 2 hours is waaaay to expensinve from what I've read and heard)
Allright I guess my "report" is kind of all mixed up with somewhat relevant information, but I'll make sure to report back in an orderly fashion with pics and exact names and numbers when I get back home in 4 days, for now let's see what Pattaya is all about.
Cheers,
Jay
