Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=Jarango;2920455]1. The Internet, this site included, is full of bad advice / bravado.[/QUOTE]If that is the case how do I know if your posts fall into this category?

[QUOTE=Turgid;2920411]I trust no one and in today's world I tend to think the worst of others[/QUOTE]In that case how do I know your 5000+ posts are even worth reading using your own criteria to judge them?

Over reporting of BBFS probably occurs. Under reporting of STI probably occurs. There is a [B]Safe Sex[/B] forum. Clincs are a dime a dozen in Pattaya. They would not exist if there was not a demand.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2920247]BBFS; Do not goto Beach Road; STIs, value signaling; philosophical discussion on the types of posters her on ISG.

[B]SHIT[/B]

Can we get a report up in the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread? Anyone actually in Pattaya renting pussy by the hour or the night? LOL![/QUOTE]I guess not.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2920247]BBFS; Do not goto Beach Road; STIs, value signaling; philosophical discussion on the types of posters her on ISG.

[B]SHIT[/B]

Can we get a report up in the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread? Anyone actually in Pattaya renting pussy by the hour or the night? LOL![/QUOTE]Before reading this I just posted on Pattaya thread we need a separate thread for all this shit. Imo STI discussion IS NOT [B]Pattaya Reposrts[/B] (or at least a comparison of Pattaya vs other mongering destinations in the world).

Which of you old timers remembers that place in Pattaya (the Hill) that was big on the message Boards and Pattaya crowd like 10-15 years ago? Where folks who didn't want to pay Beach Road prices went to grab some gum jobs ffrom homeless chics?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2920511]Before reading this I just posted on Pattaya thread we need a separate thread for all this shit. Imo STI discussion IS NOT [B]Pattaya Reposrts[/B] (or at least a comparison of Pattaya vs other mongering destinations in the world).[/QUOTE]You are keeping in 100 my brother. All the fucking that I KNOW is going on in Pattaya. But only 3 of the last seven posts actually spoke about anything remotely to do with having sex with girls in Pattaya in the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread. LOL!

[B]Are you the stupidest mother fucker posting in the Thailand country threads?[/B]

You going to tell us that you are not staying in Thailand because of the tax rule changes. Then turn around and ask me about the filing of my taxes in Thailand. You better get fuck out of here if you think I am going to detail my personal tax situation on a public forum on the internet. I wouldn't advise that you do it. BTW that was a classic Red Herring Logical Fallacy combined with a Socratic method (girly man passive aggressive) ad hominem attack.

Red herring: [I]A red herring is an attempt to shift focus from the debate at hand by introducing an irrelevant point.[/I].

Ad hominem: [I]An ad hominem fallacy is one that attempts to invalidate an opponents position based on a personal trait or fact about the opponent rather than through logic[/I].

My question to you is: do you need me to tell you how to file your taxes in Thailand and the United Stated of America with the IRS? Because with all of your questions to me I get the idea that you really don't know what the fuck your are talking about and that is why you are asking me about them. I am not going to take the information that I have learned by paying a trained Thai tax professional to advise me on my personal tax situation. That is what the discussion started out to be about. But you have turned it into this personal crusade and an attempt to show everyone that you know more than just how to talk shit about bar girls, their husbands, boyfriends and Farang sponsors. LOL!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2920487]So, you have filed Thai tax returns in the past? How did you get your Thai tax ID?

Did your tax return form support the US. Thai tax treaty so that you could deduct US taxes from your Thai tax liability?[/QUOTE][B]I have a few questions for you mother fucker[/B]

How is income derived from sources within Thailand treated by revenue authorities inside of Thailand and by the IRS? Does it matter if your are Tax Resident in Thailand or not when it comes to income derived from sources within Thailand? How do you report that income to Thailand? How did you get your Thai tax ID in order to report it? How do you report that income on your tax returns to IRS? How do you take the tax credit for the taxes that you paid in Thailand if any on your tax return for the IRS? Are there any reporting requirements if you own the assets that are generating the income in Thailand through a legal entity? Is the income treated different if you own the asset in your own name?

[B]Yeah I though so![/B]

Don't you ever try to clown me about financial matters you dumb ass bar girl loving mother fucker. That is your area of expertise especially the ones with boyfriends, husbands and sponsors. So stick to that as we will be good. Let the us real men handle our finances and our dicks without your dumb punk ass internet advice about sponsorship or taxes.

[B]How you like me now?[/B]

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2920541][B]Are you the stupidest mother fucker posting in the Thailand country threads?[/B]

You going to tell us that you are not staying in Thailand because of the tax rule changes. Then turn around and ask me about the filing of my taxes in Thailand. You better get fuck out of here if you think I am going to detail my personal tax situation on a public forum on the internet. I wouldn't advise that you do it. BTW that was a classic Red Herring Logical Fallacy combined with a Socratic method (girly man passive aggressive) ad hominem attack.

Red herring: [I]A red herring is an attempt to shift focus from the debate at hand by introducing an irrelevant point.[/I].

Ad hominem: [I]An ad hominem fallacy is one that attempts to invalidate an opponents position based on a personal trait or fact about the opponent rather than through logic[/I].

My question to you is: do you need me to tell you how to file your taxes in Thailand and the United Stated of America with the IRS? Because with all of your questions to me I get the idea that you really don't know what the fuck your are talking about and that is why you are asking me about them. I am not going to take the information that I have learned by paying a trained Thai tax professional to advise me on my personal tax situation. That is what the discussion started out to be about. But you have turned it into this personal crusade and an attempt to show everyone that you know more than just how to talk shit about bar girls, their husbands, boyfriends and Farang sponsors. LOL!

[B]I have a few questions for you mother fucker[/B]

How is income derived from sources within Thailand treated by revenue authorities inside of Thailand and by the IRS? Does it matter if your are Tax Resident in Thailand or not when it comes to income derived from sources within Thailand? How do you report that income to Thailand? How did you get your Thai tax ID in order to report it? How do you report that income on your tax returns to IRS? How do you take the tax credit for the taxes that you paid in Thailand if any on your tax return for the IRS? Are there any reporting requirements if you own the assets that are generating the income in Thailand through a legal entity? Is the income treated different if you own the asset in your own name?

[B]Yeah I though so![/B]

Don't you ever try to clown me about financial matters you dumb ass bar girl loving mother fucker. That is your area of expertise especially the ones with boyfriends, husbands and sponsors. So stick to that as we will be good. Let the us real men handle our finances and our dicks without your dumb punk ass internet advice about sponsorship or taxes.

[B]How you like me now?[/B][/QUOTE]Mostly easy questions.

The one I don't know is how to get a Thai tax ID, I guess you or a representative went to the Revenue department.

You seem very sensitive on this issue.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2920516]Which of you old timers remembers that place in Pattaya (the Hill) that was big on the message Boards and Pattaya crowd like 10-15 years ago? Where folks who didn't want to pay Beach Road prices went to grab some gum jobs ffrom homeless chics?[/QUOTE]LBM brought it up last week and I responded to it. The chicks at the Crack Shacks were not homeless. They lived in the shacks. It was not about not wanting to pay Beach Road prices, it was just something different to do.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2920733]Mostly easy questions.[/QUOTE]If they are so easy, then why are you asking me them? Your position is you are not going to a tax resident for 2024 so none of this should concern you.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2920733]The one I don't know is how to get a Thai tax ID, I guess you or a representative went to the Revenue department.[/QUOTE]I don't speak Thai. Yes I have representatives handle things on my behalf when faced with unknown situations. Here is some free advice: Skip one of your trips with a bar girl and use the money for the expenses you would have incurred and the payments to her to get yourself some reliable advice. [B]Easy[/B]!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2920733]You seem very sensitive on this issue.[/QUOTE]The Mother Fucking 45th President of the (Dis) United States of America put two middle fingers up when they asked him about his taxes. I am following his lead. No, you are one of those that are not used to having someone like me push back against your dumb ass. Looks like we have triplets now.

If you want to discuss tax law / regulations in general I will do that. If you ask me questions about my personal tax situation, no I am not going to answer those questions.

[B]Two middle fingers up[/B]!

I've heard a number of expats talk about reducing their time in Thailand for that reaso. For those who folliw through good for you I know the government do follow website A, so hopefully they do think twice about it. As we know the leaders know how to blow smoke but clueless how to go about things.

As noted if one does file taxes you need to go revenue department to apply for one. Two months ago a Auusie friend worry trying to get ahead of the game went and no one in the building had a clue nor spoke any English to help and he went with his Thai wife.

Curious Went into 2 places Thai advertising most with English on their business signage " Accounting " no one spoke English not even a little bit.
This if happens I think will end up with agencied who specialuze in setting up shell companies so foreigner can buy land even Visa agent if the force the issue that expat holding visa show they have paid their taxes form 3000 baht LOL

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2920041]Those are some strong statements. This Briffault must have been a mf that had never been around chicks and did not know shit about them.

Lately I have been seeing a chick that works at a restaurant. She comes to spend the night most nights. I have never given her 1 baht and we have never even been out to eat together. So unless you are counting the 3 baht gas money that is spent driving 5 minutes to pick her up or the 85 baht in fruit that we sometimes stop and get on the way back to my place, then it does not come down to money for women and at the end of the day all men do not pay for it.

There is also the chick at the salon that does my nails. Every blue moon she comes over and stays the night after work. Never given her 1 baht besides the money I pay to the salon after doing my nails. Don't know if you would count that as paying for it, because whether I got it or not, there would not be a difference in the cost of doing my nails. She likes to drink that Chang beer. I have never bought it for her. I picked her up from work at 10 pm one day last week. 30 seconds into the ride, I realized she was drunk. Fuck that drunk shit. I turned right around and dropped her off at her room. How does a person get that fucked up off of beer so close after the end of their shift?

Even when I was married, my wife already had a house that I moved in to. She paid the $700 per month for the mortgage and I paid less than $200 per month for utilities. Again, I think that Briffault guy did not know what the hell he was talking about.

I do agree that it is weird seeing guys trying to build a hierarchy and claiming a higher status because of the hookers they pay. That shit is like going to the grocery store to me. Whoever gets it off the shelf and scans it at the counter can have it. There is nothing grandiose about it.[/QUOTE]Uh. Well all I can say is good for you,99.99 percent of guys do pay for it, the saying no such thing as free pussy has its reasons. Is it 100% across the board, no,but its very close. Girlfriends, wives or any women not a hooker cost money one way or another. Exceptions, sure always are. Had a buddy once, bad boy type, could have been one of those men's brief's models. That idiot got free pussy all the time, again good for him but for the majority of us no. I did the same in college, crap all girls were free after a night of drinking, but that was then, this is now. As a older man for me anyway the answer is definitely no. I do think in Philippines where I am now, if you lived here connections would probably be possible over time as some out of curiosity some would screw a Western guy for fun, still in time I'd think they would want something. But hey you in that small percent getting it free I say more power to you.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2921307]Damage was 1500 Baht for the girl plus a 2000 baht tip for extra service. I won't say what that extra service was as I don't want to hear anymore about it in this thread. Lol[/QUOTE]Still thinking you get something special that no one else can my man? I don't give a fuck about your BBFS adventure. Why? Because it is a service you pay for.

Don't write about something if you cannot handle people expressing their opinions about it. Including me. Anyone and that includes you who does not like how I write my posts can complain to the administrator or put me on ignore. If you remain dissatisfied I am available via PM.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2920231][B]BBFS[/B] is just a service that prostitutes the world over offer or do not offer. In general there is nothing to brag about when it comes to hiring prostitutes. Sort of like buying a meal. Anyone that shows up in the restaurant and has the money can order what they want. While sitting at the table I do not worry about what others are ordering. I am only interested in what I want to eat off the menu. The same individuals talking about the danger of BBFS ride motorbikes in Pattaya. Risk assessment is different for each individual. All reports are anecdotal.[/QUOTE][B]Now, I thought we were in agreement[/B]

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2919639]I agree 100% that's it's no big deal. Everyone can get it very easily. However, the safe sex police of ISG who think that BBFS is not common in Pattaya need to understand that that's not accurate at all. BBFS is more the norm than anything else. If that scares them, stay away from Patts. I get it all the time either by it just happening or by paying extra. More often than not, with bar girls, I don't need to even ask. They know I am generous with them and just provide it no questions asked. With TF girls, Its always negotiated upfront. For example, they tell me short time is 1500 and I might say 2500 BBFS. If they are exceptionally hot, I might say 5000. If they are are 10/10, I might offer 10 K for a few hours or even all night. It's all relative. So, in summary, it's very easy to get BBFS in Pattaya. its takes nothing special to get it most times and if the girl does insist on you wearing a condom, a little financial incentive is all it will take for her to change her mind. OMG. I've done it again. I've just awoken the price police now. Calling all cars. Lordy. LOL. Here we go again.[/QUOTE]You want to talk about [B]Beach Road[/B] now? No?

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2919717]Oh my Budha. I'm going to Playgirlz now.[/QUOTE]How about playgirz?

[B]Dont start no stuff there wont be no stuff[/B]!

Why is everyone talking about taxes here? Man, if some of you guys be living in Thailand for so long that you have to pay taxes, then you guys are indeed the lucky ones. Both taxes and health insurance premiums are killing me here in the sexual wasteland that's the american north east.

By the way, there's a tiny, tiny, tiny chance that I might be able to finagle a few days in Bangkok in the coming months. I'm just flying through the region, but with flight transits, I might be able to transit via Suvarhnabhumi.

But here's the thing though, after experiencing Bangkok for weeks at a time, how can just a few days cut it? I'm feeling like I should skip this and wait for a time when I can actually properly do Bangkok, which in my estimation is at least 2 weeks. That way one can take ones time in preparation, get the condoms, shave the pubes, get me some of that kamagra, sidegra, viagra, lemon lime and redbull cocktail that'll make your dick hard for hours. But never more than 4 hours, that'd be dangerous. Ha!

But then again, I'm so desperate, even a few days would do it. I'll take whatever I can get at this point. But there's a risk though when one rushes through things, it loses its magic, it starts to feel like a chore, or even worse, like work! Ugh.

When I had to transit through Asia, I'd always go through Singapore, because of Geylang, but to me that's all Singapore had to offer anyway in terms of paid sex. But Bangkok has so much more. How could I ever do it justice? Granted, my experiences has given me a pretty good roadmap of what I like, what I can and shouldn't bother doing, where to do and where not to bother going, etc. But still, I'd sell my soul for a little more time to really get into the groove of things, especially if I had more cash money.

Oh hell, it takes damn near 2 days just to get there. God, I hate my job. I hates it so. Like gollum with the ring. Can't live without it, since it pays me, but trapped by it all the same. I'm not lucky like you europeans, with your fancy fucking 5 month off a year thing. Jeezum crow, how do you guys even get anything done? Especially in Greece? Working just 7 months out of the year, and retiring by 50 with all expenses paid by the government? That's why I have a great deal more respect for our Asian brothers in arms. No Asian country out there is giving any handouts to anyone. If you're not working, then you're fucked.

Anyways, I'm planning on as many connecting flights as I can, that way I'll increase my chances of being killed in a very turbulent aircraft. These days with the rise in turbulence for whatever reason, global warming, yeah sure it is. Next thing you guys'll be telling me that it floods in Bangkok. Bullshit! I'll see it when I believe it.

But maybe just a few days might be enough. If I plan around just the usual haunts, nothing crazy, no waiting for escorts to come to the hotel room, no going to Huay Kwang, just stick to Nana, Cowboy and the general Phrom Phong, Thong Lor area and I should be ok. Though this time, I'm going to be armed with a few cameras.

Damnit, that's the other thing, now that I know and understand the power of youtube videos, my whole mindset's going to be different too than all other past sex trips I've ever done. Let me explain. In the past I'd just go to places, and fuck. That's the point. Places like Amsterdam, Prague, Montreal, etc. Cities know for mongering, famous for hobbying. And when there's time, or if I'm waiting for some brothel to open, I'd do a little touristy thing. I mean, it took me until my second trip to Prague to finally visit the freaking castle, cause I'm there to fuck working girls, it's not like the castle is going to suck my dick.

But now, knowing I have to video most things, it's going to be all weird now. And I still have to figure out a way hide the camera as much as possible. Or at least not make it as obvious. Who be my inspirations I hear you ask? If you go on youtube, it's Asian Night, it's Nomad TV and recently I discovered Mr Sins Travels. If these fat, schlubby loser types can do it, then why can't I? I look like Danny Devito for Satans sake! Actually, I look even worse than him. Granted, a few nights is not going to be anywhere near enough time to get material for a proper youtube channel, especially if its one I expect to last for a year or more, cause when will I ever be able to get back to Thailand again to shoot even more footage?

Should I even bother? The thing with these channels I cited, is that these lucky fucks get to live there, or at least are able to travel to Thailand very often, hence the constant stream of content, but let's say I can't go back to Thailand again until 2026 or something like that, my channel's going to die.

Also, isn't it weird that the older I get, the girls all stay the same age? That's right McConaughhey. Can't be bothered to spell check his name.

Anyway, here's the rough plan as I imagined it in my old geriatric brain. Day 1, I might be landing at night, so just enough time to get my sim card at the airport, get me some cash, etc. I'm even going to try the same hotel as last time cause it was an ok experience and I like that they have an ATM nearby. Granted, ATM's are everywhere, but I'm a creature of habit. So more cash there.

Day 2, I'm going to get my sidegra, kamagra, and more at the mom and pop pharmacy I like, it's been 2 years, but they should still be open, fingers crossed. Then onto watsons for some condoms. By late afternoon of day 2 I should be able to get my dick wet. By night of day 2, I should have been able to fuck at least 4 chicks already. By this point I should also have hours and hours of footage.

I notice by just walking up and down cowboy, and then rinse and repeat, one's video can easily get thousands of views. Now, assuming I am able to create around 10 videos of just walking up and down soi cowboy, each video around 5 minutes long, and upload 1 video a month, plus all other videos I'm going to create, like just random pretty girls I see in Bangkok, on the BTS, in the malls, on the streets, outside Nana Plaza, etc. I think I could feasibly make my channel last 1 plus years, slowly gaining views and subscribers. No one's going to be able to tell that these videos were shot within just a few days anyway. Let's be honest, Bangkok looks pretty much the same all year round. And by Beelzebub, if I'm still alive in 2025 or 2026, go back again for more poontang. And footage.

Maybe, maybe it's possible guys. Something for me to mull over. Thanks for letting me workshop this with you guys. Also, since I was last there, there's this brand new mall that just opened called the Emsphere that I must visit. Imagine, just imagine it guys! With my hidden gopro, very well lit interior of malls, so plenty of light, I'm just walking up and down, all around, shooting footage of hot chicks, it'll be like catnip to youtube people. Intercut with footage of Nana girls, etc. I can make dozens of these kinds of videos, the channel could end up being viable after a little while.

Lucifer. What if I could really do this, be an annoying, entitled, piece of shit digital nomad type. That is the dream fellas. Even at my old, old age, that is the dream. Beelzebub, I love a good Bangkok mall, the foodcourts are hard to beat.

Yes, Nomad Tv was demonetized recently, but with his other social media crap, he's doing fine. Imagine, just sitting and eating, and drinking with a few good looking Thai chicks, which is what we all do anyway, but imagine if you could get some of that on footage, it won't be a lot of money, but by Satan, it'll make some money on the youtubes.

Let's see what happens first, if I die on a plane from turbulence, like that funny british guy, or if I live long enough to make this channel happen. Or Devil forbid, I die while still working this damn job to save up the cash for my next sex trip. That would be frustrating. But I'll say it though, if I died today I'd be okay with it, cause up to this point in my life, I've fucked a lot of chicks already, all around the world. The most high profile fuck for me was Lucie Theodorova, a famous pornstar in her time. I couldn't be more proud of that highest of achievements. Let's give me a round of applause. Ha!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2921479]I am assuming all their posts are Pattaya specific, right? If you want to learn about safe sex RTFF! It's been posted on ISG 100's of times! Why keep repeating it over and over again. Back to watching golf or maybe reading some History books. More exciting.

Thank you EThai, Mr E, and to a jr member named Smyke who understands the meaning of Pattaya Reports![/QUOTE]FYI the above post does not count as does not count as a [B]Pattaya Report[/B].

You must have missed this one! Got lost in the [B]BBFS[/B] debate.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2919664][B]Viper[/B] an Agogo in Jomtien falls into that category. They charge 1500 bar fine; 800 for short time room; 3000 short time; 5000 long time. Maybe one or two girls qualified for that price range in my book. But I have never written a description of the activity that disparaged those who make the choice to accept those prices and take those girls.

What I can tell you is that I can walk right across the street to the GC next to the Jomtien Beach Pool House called the [B]KitCat Lounge Club[/B] purchase the Champagne Room package that includes the girl of my choice for 1500 THB. Do I find the girls in [B]Viper[/B] to be twice as attractive as the girls in the [B]KitCat Lounge Club[/B] club?

I find the ambiance of the [B]KitCat Lounge Club[/B] appeals to me more. I am greeted and treated quite well by the girls and at least half of them I find attractive. The next guy might not like the place at all. They may prefer to pull a girl out of [B]Viper[/B]. But I have nothing negative to say about that or the girls in either place.

Very different from your tirade about the girls on [B]Beach Road[/B]. No need to quote you yet again. What is so funny is that I have have visited Viper then KitCat Lounge Club and still wound up on [B]Beach Road[/B] searching for my princess standing under a Palm tree. I always find her too.[/QUOTE]

As one man who throughout his life has always spent money on girls during the process of getting pussy (exceptions college hook up). This has involved indirect payment in cash (entertainment expenses) or direct payment. The most expensive way that I have paid for pussy is with my time, companionship or emotional involvement.

Here is what you wrote:

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2920041]Lately I have been seeing a chick that works at a restaurant. She comes to spend the night most nights. I have never given her 1 baht and we have never even been out to eat together. Conclusion: Pussy is free

it does not come down to money for women and at the end of the day all men do not pay for it.Conclusion: Pussy is free

There is also the chick at the salon that does my nails. Every blue moon she comes over and stays the night after work. Never given her 1 baht besides the money I pay to the salon after doing my nails.

Even when I was married, my wife already had a house that I moved in to. She paid the $700 per month for the mortgage and I paid less than $200 per month for utilities. [/QUOTE]Here are the conclusions I draw from your statements:

1. All pussy is free. 2. You get pussy for free all that time in Thailand. 3. When you were married your dick was so good your wife paid you for it! ([B]SHIT[/B] you big pimping in real life). Got to give you your props. LOL!

Here is what he wrote:

[QUOTE=Locamotive;2921036]Uh. Well all I can say is good for you,99.99 percent of guys do pay for it, the saying no such thing as free pussy has its reasons. Is it 100% across the board, no,but it's very close. Girlfriends, wives or any women not a hooker cost money one way or another. Exceptions, sure always are.[/QUOTE]Then you write this: (I deleted your straw man logical fallacy).

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2921454]Why'all act like it costs tons more to be with a chick that is not a hooker than to be alone. It does not.[/QUOTE]A quick review of the above posts indicates that the individual you responded to is not saying it cost more to fuck a girl that is not renting her pussy to you but instead is giving you the pussy than it does a girl that is renting you the pussy. The OP said pussy costs money. Full Stop!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2920331]I pulled my bike over and hit up another Thai Friendly chick. She is doing nothing and to come Long Time for 1200.[/QUOTE]This is what is confusing me. If you have access to free pussy all the time, why rent it for a cost?

I know this: once upon a time when I owned a car the only time I rented one was when my vehicle was in the shop for an extend period of time. On a day that it was in the shop for routine maintenance I got a friend to pick me up; took the bus or walked. I was able to survive a day or two without my car. You are right, just living has costs. But I have to think long and hard about the times I bought something when I had access to it for free. The one example is free breakfast at a Embassy Suites. I do not skip the breakfast buffet and goto a restaurant to eat.

Are you telling us that you are such a horny mother fucker that you must rent pussy when your free pussy is unavailable?

Hey mother fucker!

[QUOTE=BionicMan;2921487]Had enough of lectures on safe sex, thanks. Looking at pattaya mongering, not at the pattaya medical journal.[/QUOTE]This ain't a report. So STFU and post one of your own before you talk shit next time!