Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=Sky Ryder; 1331916]so I will be trying to develop my own ideas of what to expect in Phuket.

I am in the Kamala area.

TIA[/QUOTE]Good approach. Why did you choose Kamala?

I will be in Phuket in November.

[QUOTE=Goldf3; 1331517]What do you think is better. Pattaya or Phuket?

Thanks[/QUOTE]For what? Food?

WTF?

If pussy dude, Pats is much much better.

[QUOTE=JosephEdward; 1331343]It looks like the plans have changed to Bali.

Take care,

J.[/QUOTE]Enjoy the minor leagues.

[quote=john palmer; 1331993]good approach. why did you choose kamala?

i will be in phuket in november.[/quote]i am here to meet some friends, etc so this is not just a "boys" trip. there are a few guys that brought some sand to the beach, and some other family members of the group involved so this will be a bit of a different kind of trip. will have to exercise some restraint in the "rental friend" area. the resort they chose is in the kamala area.

last night i went to a bar close to where i am located and it was populated by about 6 ladies well past "best if consumed by" date. i was told bar fine 500b, lady's fee 1500-2000b depending on the lady, etc. i wasn't the least interested, but it was good info.

i did talk to the concierge at the property and he is going to help me set up a road trip to a phuket "g club", if it is anything like the places i visited in bkk, it will fit the bill. many guys can't bring anything home, but would like to have a "boys night out" with some really pretty girls. then come home and dream of "what if". lol.

i will report the findings.

i plan to go to patong tonight and just see what's up there.

changing gears, i bought a mini-sim card from "happy / dtac" that allows 3g data for iphone or ipad. if anyone uses whatsapp a lot, they have a weekly rate for whatsapp of 199b for a week. also a weekly rate for 3g data, if you use more than 1g, it is throttled, but the first gb is at their "top speed". just an fyi.

How much do ST hotels charge on Bangla Road?

[QUOTE=John Palmer; 1331993]Good approach. Why did you choose Kamala?

I will be in Phuket in November.[/QUOTE]I will also be there the whole month of Nov. Let me know if you want to meet up. I am going solo as my wingman can't make it.

Has anybody got any info on we Hotel Sansabai in Patong?

Is it girlfriendly?

Headed to Phuket in 6 days- going to be there for 3 days.

Where's a good place for a soapy massage?

JD

First, an alert. I saw on the news that the USA Navy is coming to town on Oct. 7 for a few days. They are bringing two ships, one of which is an aircraft carrier. I am sure full of horny sailors with money to spend.

Went to Bangla road for my first foray into the Phuket fun scene. After having a few drinks after different venues, decided to concentrate on the very large building at the east end of the road. It must have at least 40 different small bars inside, they all share a single sound system and have 3-4 girls dancing on the bar and all trying to get you to sit down for a drink.

It was hard to decide where to stop, but my buddy spied a lovely lass he liked and we sat down. This girls was hot, but was his number two choice as we couldn't find number one from an earlier recon.

We ordered a drink and I started chatting with a MILF that had a nice smile and at first I thought she was a manager. My friend then saw his number one walk by and wanted to find her. He asked the dancer about bar fines, and she said she only danced and drinks, no barfine as she had a "husband". Oh well.

Anyway, we found the #1, and this girl is HOT, maybe one of the top 5 asses I have seen close up.

My friend asked her about bar fine, it is the Phuket standard 500B, and the girl asked him for 3000B LT. I told him to counter with 2000, and they settled on 2500LT plus taxi fare back in the morning. He wanted me to pick a gal, it was getting late, so I made a walk around and decided to see if the MILF was available, as she gave off a nice GFE type vibe and I was in that mood also.

She agreed to 1500 LT and as it turns out I was her first customer. Ever. The real manager called me over and told me the lady had never been bar fined, please be nice, wanted to know which hotel and that I would make sure she had transport back from Kamala, etc. I guess she wasn't kidding about being a first timer.

It was kind of funny because my friend's girl was dressed in a pair of incredibly short shorts, and 5 inch heels, and I was really hoping she would live up to the packaging for his sake (according to him, she exceeded expectations) and mine was dressed very conservatively. Made for an interesting walk thru the lobby.

My girl was a full on GFE, that acted like we hadn't seen each other for months! We had a great time on my balcony. Until the next door neighbors decided they wanted to enjoy the sea view at 1:30 am. I was glad she didn't bite down when they turned on their balcony lights.

The morning session was just as good, but conducted inside.

A nice way to start my visit! My gal was not a youngster, but told me I was only the third man in her life, as her husband had recently moved on to greener pastures, and she had only been in Phuket for a week.

Now that I got the GFE itch out of the way, we will see what comes next!

In the "I had to laugh" category, one of the bars advertises Russian dancers. I saw a group of 4 apparently "civillian" girls that appeared to be Russian or FSU ladies that were dressed like hookers walking down Bangla. A couple of Aussie guys (they had a few beers in them) approached the girls and inquired as too how much they would charge to come back to the hotel. I guess the girls were insulted that someone would "mistake" them for hookers.

I laughed out loud! I mean they are dressed like hookers, in a place that has a lot of hookers and promotes "Russian girls". Certainly how could anyone make that mistake. But it made for a humorous moment!

Correct, I'm a sailor who will be in town next week for a few days.

But any information you share with me will only be shared with my 6 close friends (and not the other 4, 994 of my acquaintances.)

It will be a couple of my friends first time to Thailand and they've heard of the soapy massages.

What are a couple massage parlors you'd recommend?

We're also interested in the eastern European ladies.

One last question- any recommendations for ping-pong, dart, fish, etc- "shows"?

Thanks!

A Sailor

Is anyone concerned about Thai law stating a customer of a prostitute may spend up to a month in a god awful Thai jail?

In other words, a possible death sentence.

[url]http://www.chavalitfinchlaw.com/publications/AR_165.pdf[/url]

Thai law, translated into English, states:

"Section 5. Any person who, for the purpose of prostitution, solicits, induces, introduces herself or himself to, follows or importunes a person in a street, public place or any other place in an open and shameless manner or causes nuisance to the public, shall be liable to a fine not exceeding one thousand Baht."

"Section 6. Any person who associates with another person in a prostitution establishment for the purpose of prostitution of himself or herself or another person shall be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding one month or to a fine not exceeding one thousand Baht or to both."

[url]http://www.ilo.org/dyn/natlex/docs/WEBTEXT/46403/65063/E96THA01.htm[/url]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prostitution_in_Thailand[/url]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Thailand[/url]

See legal situation & history in the above urls.

Devils advocate

[QUOTE=PinkPearl;1334590]Is anyone concerned about Thai law stating a customer of a prostitute may spend up to a month in a god awful Thai jail?[/QUOTE]I'm no expert but from your translation Section 5 is for prostitutes and Section 6 is for pimps! Not sure where the "customer" comes into it!

[QUOTE=Szympans28; 1332880]Has anybody got any info on we Hotel Sansabai in Patong?

Is it girlfriendly?[/QUOTE]I was in Phuket in Sept and happened to check this hotel which was called Sansabai Patong Resort before. Apparently, the hotel will charge a joiner fee of 500 Baht during the high season (w. E. F. 1 November). Patong Hemingway which is just behind is more girl-friendly.

[QUOTE=Uzinuzin;1334642]I'm no expert but from your translation Section 5 is for prostitutes and Section 6 is for pimps! Not sure where the "customer" comes into it![/QUOTE]I'd suggest reading it again.

Here's what some "experts" in the legal profession in Thailand, whose articles on the subject were published in a major newspaper in Bangkok, had to say:

"So if a prostitute is soliciting in a public place and is picked up, the customer is exposed criminally to the same penalty, a fine not exceeding 1000 baht."

"If a customer is arrested for "mingling" in a "prostitution establishment" as discussed above, there is a potential of a fine of 1000 baht and / or imprisonment of up to a month."

[url]http://www.chavalitfinchlaw.com/publications/AR_165.pdf[/url]

This article describes what could happen to a customer just for entering a "prostitution establishment", even with no intention of hooking up with a hooker:

[url]http://www.chavalitfinchlaw.com/publications/AR_168.pdf[/url]

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Sparks 'Amateur Hour'

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08DFrY4ig_c[/url]

[QUOTE=PinkPearl; 1335154]I'd suggest reading it again.

Here's what some "experts" in the legal profession in Thailand, whose articles on the subject were published in a major newspaper in Bangkok, had to say:

"So if a prostitute is soliciting in a public place and is picked up, the customer is exposed criminally to the same penalty, a fine not exceeding 1000 baht."

"If a customer is arrested for "mingling" in a "prostitution establishment" as discussed above, there is a potential of a fine of 1000 baht and / or imprisonment of up to a month."

[url]http://www.chavalitfinchlaw.com/publications/AR_165.pdf[/url]

This article describes what could happen to a customer just for entering a "prostitution establishment", even with no intention of hooking up with a hooker:

[url]http://www.chavalitfinchlaw.com/publications/AR_168.pdf[/url]

[/url][/QUOTE]Typical "fear mongering" by a politically correct law-firm. As I said before, these laws exist in similar form in most of European countries and no customer has has ever been arrested just for simply "sitting" in a "prostitution establishment" or for negotiating with a SW. I am quite sure it is the same in Thailand.