Dubai Reports

Back in Dubai next week and looking forward to seeing how the scene has changed in the 12 weeks I have been away. The reports of a lack of good looking CIS blondes are very worrisome but I am sure I will manage to find some suitable entertainment! Have several swinging encounters lined up this time as well. Those of you commenting on the photo thread re lack of variety will be sure to be reinvigorated as I always have a camera ‘at hand’.

Interesting experience last weekend in a Kazakhstan night club:- met a Dxb WG known to me. She was drunk and very pissed off with being here (Kz) saying that the money here was terrible and she wanted to return to Dxb. PMSL as its FREE here, all expats are given a Brad Pitt pill on landing in country by Air Astana – it makes even the most fat and obnoxious expats irresistible to the local girls who will do anything to have an expat boyfriend (or maybe it’s the fact that they know the wages contractors get??) no wonder she was having a rough time!

Piper you are right – I think 50/50 is indeed missing Dubai immensely, however I do agree with some of his comments re recent posts although the comment on 11B was sharp. However by 11B’s own admission - ‘I'm the first to admit that, for quite awhile, most of my posts are comments on others’ - he does spend a lot of time ripping apart others comments line by line, on the plus side there is a lot of good advice in the feedback he provides and that at least makes the contributions worthwhile.

One thing that grates me however is the constant lecturing on the correct use of the forum and its tools while at the same time blatantly abusing the forum threads e.g. the recent lengthy dialogues on the classified thread that had nothing to do with offering services. Similarly lengthy exchanges on the photo thread by many others without pictures always gets my back up, but its common throughout the site and unless Jackson (great job and its his site) changes the posting rules it will continue.

As for pricing - well I can afford the 2K a night but will not spend that amount on principle (I do have some :wink). 500-700 is a fair rate IMHO, but if its special I may just go to 1K - sorry 50/50!

I look forward to contributing FRs over the next few weeks. Any members want a beer – PM me.

MK

PS how do get the smilelys to work - anyone? 11b?

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]MK

PS how do get the smilelys to work - anyone? 11b?[/QUOTE]

Easy MK. You take a '10' with a long tongue and willing hips on your arm back to your hotel having consummated the overnight transaction at the bar for 500. Gets the smileys working everytime. Enjoy.

Old habits :)
[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]Incidentally you used the present personal - I, My, and Me no less that seventeen times in your last reply, that is enough to go over anyones head, except yours of course.[/quote]Appreciate the validation of my English grammar. Given that I am expressing MY opinion, MY views, and MINE alone, the 1st person singular/possessive IS required. I just never got into Queen Victoria's 1st person plural style.

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]What was supposed to be 'tongue in cheek' in your dissection of my statement regarding rising market prices then? The original point still remains, so long as there are fools willing to pay then the girls will always ask, if they receive then they will expect as the norm.[/quote]The tongue in cheek was the 'I wish there were more 1000 punters...' part.

Perhaps I'm reading you wrong, but you come across to me (intentional use of the 1st person) as someone who seems to resent the fact that she can and does get those prices. My view is, if she CAN get it, why not? I certainly don't resent her for it. It doesn't bother me what others pay, or what a girl asks for, or what she expects as the norm. I simply know what I'm willing to pay (lot of those pesky 1st person singulars again...)

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]It is about time we had a few real reports from the guys on the ground[/QUOTE]Let's see, you can post your views, sans FR (and we [here, I'm so bold as to speak for the general population] certainly WHOLEHEARTEDLY support your doing so), but perhaps others not so privileged? Perhaps only concurrences and accolades are welcome...

As far as FR's, post #2785, below, is about the best I can do. I agree these days, I'm more commentator than FR poster. Not pulling less, just staying with the regular pitching staff, and not MY style to FR those events. Others who do report on such... more power to them. Pretty easy to skip the posts that you're not interested in.

With comments, just trying to provide some feedback; costs the reader nothing and maybe worth just that :).
With FR(s), maybe a bit bland by some standards, just trying to give a feel for the scene here, along with PERHAPS some SMALL pointers, mistakes made or avoided, lessons learned or re-learned.

MY goal is to provide some info, actual FR's or feeble insights, giving punters a feel for what they'll see/experience, and so encourage punters to go out, enjoy, and have some FUN in this pleasant environment.

[quote] including you please.[/QUOTE]Looked; you're not in my chain of command. But do appreciate the suggestion.

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]he does spend a lot of time ripping apart others comments line by line[/quote]A consequence of having a job that has a lot of time to kill (oops, my secret is out... you don't really think I take this seriously, do you?)

[quote]how do get the smilelys to work - anyone? 11b?[/QUOTE]Parsed line by line :)

:) use colon right parenthesis

:( colon left parenthesis

No spaces between.

The Imperial now seems to be more strictly enforcing its dress code[list][*]No track suits
[*]No 1/2 pants (aka baggies)
[*]No slippers (read sandals)[/list]First 2, no problem, but I almost ran afoul of the last the other night. They did let me in because I was "known"; the gatekeeper "suggesting" a tip for bending the rules (not forthcoming - hell, there is always Seaview). But why risk the hassle? Pretty stupid, if you ask me. It's getting towards summer with the INCREASE in heat AND HUMIDITY, and this place IS a desert. Sandals seem pretty sensible. But perhaps a convenient way to keep local types out...

The club in Astoria, NOT TGIT, but club on 2nd floor that includes the Mexican restaurant, also applies same [i]exclusion[/i] policy, at least they did last December. Also Long's Bar has been known to apply similiar criteria.

Talked with Miss A, a top member of the PRC Cyclone a-team. She mentioned that a number from the Cyclone's PRC diaspora have landed at both the Rattlesnake (as reported, bumped into some Saturday night), and York. Unsuccessfully tried were the Crown Plaza and Amnesia, both viewed as providing possible equal rates with Cyclone's. However, both seem to have an exclusion policy with respect to PRC's. If not a complete ban, then "restricted number" access. She, like others, tried the 'Snake, found it too down-market, so relying on returning clients.

You guys seem are argue a lot about how MUCH money for give business ladys. And some people here say so much is too much.

But I have many friends in Dubai who call me and come to me whenthey need to cum. They pay me what they think is OK, then because this they come back.

If a guy has real good time and I makje him feel really good he will help me a lot maybe 1,500 / 2,000.

Some guys but are just real bad temper and feel bad because they dont like ladies or are away from home and bad mood and impossible nobody lady could make them happy. they just rude and not nice and not talk and maybe dangrous ang give maybe 300.

So if guys can give what they want and the lady is very clever and good at love the man and make cum good she will have always the guys call her and cum back and give good big help.

[QUOTE=Spelman]I'm on my [b]knees[/b] Jetjo, it was a great report I hope you will have one more from your next business trip in ME.

Cheers Spelman[/QUOTE]Hey thanks everyone for the comments and kind words :). At the end of the report I felt I had got to windy, glad that some appreciate me blabbing on and on :P.

Anyway, I'm back in the ME (In Qatar right now, what a dump for mongering!) but will be back in Dubai next week. My schedule is absolute hell but I've got a mission to have two lovelies at a time this trip so hopefully another TR coming!!

Just need to find some girls that like each other as much as they like me :D.

Wish me luck!

Jetjo

I have chatted about 5 yrs ago with a girl in Phillipines. She is now in Dubai and I am comming here too. She is in trouble as she ran away from home she cleaned in.

I said she can clean for me and she said $160/month. i said I want g/f and eventually she agreed to stay with me and let me fuck her when I want.

Is a salary $160 a week ok or too much-she will be housekeeper, cleaner, and love machine while I am there?

[QUOTE=Spelman]Thanks Mike for the info, could you please PM me the info like this

(Bar/Club) (Location) (Entrance fee) (Menu) (Opening Price range ST/LT)

And I will ad that into the list :-)

Spelman[/QUOTE]

Without appearing rude, er, no. Sprry.

If you ask Bravo11 reeeealnice though, he may format it in an XML stylesheet so it automatically files itself into the report. That would be cool. Or perhaps not.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Never did; I took it as humor as her trying to export [i]home[/i] prices HERE.

I'd venture that the VAST MAJORITY of these are "lookie-lous" just looking for someone they can harass, whacking off as they compose e-mails/sms's as to what they want to do TO (not with) her.[/QUOTE]Is the Primer in the closed down? I am going to Dubai in 2 weeks.

11Bravo,

Is The Premiere closed down? If so, where can I get some top a class CIS?

[QUOTE=Sonny1]11Bravo,

Is The Premiere closed down? If so, where can I get some top a class CIS?[/QUOTE]

Oh nooooo I can feel those four letters winging their way through the ether already....

[QUOTE=Darren Roberts]She is in trouble as she ran away from home she cleaned in.
Is a salary $160 a week ok or too much-she will be housekeeper, cleaner, and love machine while I am there?[/QUOTE]

If she is in trouble YOU are taking a risk. There is little sympathy for miscreants by the LE in the UAE and, whatever you think, deserting an employer is seen as a crime here. Her previous employer will report the fact she has done a runner, YOU will be harbouring a fugitive and YOU will have more to loose than her. If she is still legal getting a maids visa renewal for her will be difficult if you are a westerner, you need a 3rd party local (I know I tried this one). Also your apartment must have separate accomodation for her if you want to play by the rules and if you manage to renew her a maid's visa you will be subject to a check by the authorities.

Really do you want her as a girlfriend or paid sex slave and cleaner? If the latter - and it sounds like it - you really are putting yourself at risk as you will be the bad abusing guy if she goes to the law (read recent cases in the Gulf News). If the former she will clean the place for you anyway just give her some money to send home. As for the amount its the same as the ongoing debate about pricing for the WGs - its worth what you want to pay.

And on the topic of how much to pay....

[QUOTE=Lucy Li]You guys seem are argue a lot about how MUCH money for give business ladys. And some people here say so much is too much.[/QUOTE]Lucy if you really want to maximise your income I suggest you ring Suzy Saigon (her number is on the classified thread) as she knows 'Big Seesh' at the Fantasia Hotel. You write in English very well and are obviously an educated lady - just the kind of high class girl the Fantasia likes to have for their guests' entertainment.

As Mickey Rooney recently stated The Fantasia along with others like Cyclone etal are temproalily closed for renovations and they are installing a pole and tables in the basement cafe for some PKK type club ready for the big reopening party.

In the meantime they have opened a small but exclusive club to keep the members members happy. All these guys are willing to pay the kind of figures you are talking so go ahead and ring Susie for the contact number of the Fantasia.

Other readers might also wish to ring Susie for the contact as you all know I never give out numbers.

MK


F*ck me I'm disecting messages just like 11B - I need therapy ;)

do not get into trouble by harbouring her. if she has run away from her previous employer, she is still a abscondor, mostly reported to the le and immigration. any move from you to legalise is inviting for trouble.

read today's gulf news- even if you have consensual sex as admitted by a filipina after complaining that her employer raped her, both are to be deprted.

be cautious.

of course $160/mnth for such a set up would be a dream come true to me as i give appx 80$ / take away + hotel for a filipina.

cheers

[quote=darren roberts]i have chatted about 5 yrs ago with a girl in phillipines. she is now in dubai and i am comming here too. she is in trouble as she ran away from home she cleaned in.

i said she can clean for me and she said $160/month. i said i want g/f and eventually she agreed to stay with me and let me fuck her when i want.

is a salary $160 a week ok or too much-she will be housekeeper, cleaner, and love machine while i am there?[/quote]

[QUOTE=Sonny1]Is The Premiere closed down? If so, where can I get some top a class CIS?[/QUOTE]Closure of the Premiere has been reported here and as yet no reports of it reopening. On that side of the creek try Ku Bu in the SAS Raddison. Also Speilman has just spent some time and effort putting together a up to date venue list, this may provide some clues.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]The way I look at it, the [b]lure[/b] of the [u]possibility[/u] of great money keeps the girls arriving... And they stay even when it turns out the actuality does not live up to the hype. Taking it the other way, I don't think that many girls would be HERE for a ST price of 50 dhs, LT 150.[/QUOTE]This point is very relevant. Make the wild assumption that ever monger in Dubai got together and agreed not to pay more than 100 ST, 200 LT In the short term, the girls have to eat, so many would keep working, but expect an expectation of a very fast turnaround ST and lots of LT turning into ST. In the longer term the supply would dry up or at least be severely curtailed.

Of course none of this will happen, given the proportion of DXB mongers that read this forum is going to be very low any thing debated here is unlikely to make any difference in any case.

500 is my ceiling, and I think that is fair (but it gets supplemented with a regular by meals, drinks, nights out etc.) but I have no beef with people paying more. A previous regular once called up to postpone a date as she had got a big paying gig. No worries, next night she was back with me for the original rate. Incidentally SHE would agree with 50/50’s "fools" comment, while she was very grateful for the money she thought the guy was stupid, both in what he paid her and the 300 AED tip he dropped a waiter.

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]

F*ck me I'm disecting messages just like 11B - I need therapy ;)[/QUOTE]
MK

Not therapy just a nice LT session 3,4 or moresome with WR, Piper and Mickey Rooney again ....of course I promise not tell O ;) Remember April 2006?

WR