FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1177095]Well, I knew it. Normaly I ask for CBJ, but this time I did not. Don't ask me why I did not do it this time. Had BBBJ from two girls and now two days later I have for sure a STD (same symptoms as last / first time I had a STD). When I know witch one I have (some days to get the result) should I call Artemis and tell witch girls I went with so the girls can do something about it?

I have a feeling that no one really cares anyway.[/QUOTE]Any news?

You have written about a delicat topic.

And I think you should give us some information.

Hey there,

Would FKK be the best option from a cost perspective if I am interested in having 2-3 girls at once?

[QUOTE=Rintin4; 1181228]Hey there,

Would FKK be the best option from a cost perspective if I am interested in having 2-3 girls at once?[/QUOTE]From a cost perspective definitely not. Though it does depend a bit on what exactly you want the girls to do. If it is a session where they concentrate on you, no g / g interaction, it is not so bad. If you want the lesbi-show, costs skyrocket. Plus you have to factor in the entry fee. Generally the only advantage offered by the FKK would be the chance to interview the girls before hand.

This topic has been discussed and excellently analyzed by Charlie123 if you care to do a search.

[QUOTE=Rintin4; 1181228]Hey there,

Would FKK be the best option from a cost perspective if I am interested in having 2-3 girls at once?[/QUOTE]I'm not totally agree with AM, sure Artemis is not cheap for this purpose,

Since you ask for FKK in general I'll advise, go to NRW, clubs like GT, LR, VV, PHG. I've done threesomemany times here.

Is quite affordable to have sex 2-3 girls at once, if you know the girls and they like you sometimes light lesbo-show is included, depends on your negotiation skills and how long you would have fun with the girls. IMO fun with 2-3 girls should min. Be 1H. It's good money for the girls they share the work and can relax more and get less fucked.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1181354]I'm not totally agree with AM, sure Artemis is not cheap for this purpose,[/QUOTE]Point taken. As he was asking in the Artemis thread I answered from the perspective of duos at Artemis. You might well find it cheaper in other FKK. Artemis is pretty well the most expensive FKK.

AM

Well, newbie to Artemis at least.

Artemis is easy to find on the Halenseestrasse 32, and about a 15-20 minute taxi ride from the main train station. I am attaching a picture of the outside. This is not my picture, but one that you can find on the streeview feature of google maps. I kinda wonder how many wives have spotted the family car in that picture.

Since it's been a long time on this thread that a description of this place has been given, I'll do it here. Hopefully some other newbie will find it useful.

Artemis is one of the largest clubs in Germany. You enter on the street level, pay your €80, and receive your bathrobe. Micro-lockers for your valuables are right there, and then you enter the locker room with pretty standard amenities. Which unfortunately also means push-button showers with very short operating time intervals. Also on the first floor is the main lounge (smoking!) with a big bar, a stripper pole and a separate stripper cage and comfortable seating on sofas and chairs for about 50 to 60 people. Towards the back end of the main lounge is the restaurant on one side and a kino on the other. They serve dinner starting at 6 pm. The food is definitely way better than at Oase (not saying much!) , and almost on par with what you get at the Palace or FKKW, but definitely below Paradise.

The main lounge is ground zero. If you want a little more quiet and non-smoking, then head down the winding staircase to the basement. Here you find another kino and a fitness room to your left and the wellness area with hamam, two massage tables, a couple of saunas, a nice pool, three more showers, and a couple of dipping basins to your left. There is another (non-smoking!) bar just beyond the wellness area. This whole area is great for relaxing, reading, or sleeping off your jetlag. Not many girls venture down there, and the whole floor provides an almost perfect retreat. You can also go outside from here, but that part of the club really blows.

There are a few rooms on the basement level behind the kino, and there are a couple of beds in the main lounge (for semi-public action, if this is your thing) , but mostly the deed is consumed in the rooms on the second floor. The five rooms that I sampled all were clean, nicely furnished, with plenty-big beds.

The interaction with the girls seems just right. Yes, they come by and ask if you would like company, but they are not nearly as pushy as at the Palace. Interestingly, I interacted with a couple of former Palace girls, and their behavior was different here than in Frankfurt. Go figure! There were about 30 to 40 girls present on both evening I was there, and the lineup was great in terms of looks.

My first €60 went to Shelby, who provided a very sensual S&F session of standard FKK quality. The girl has a tremendous body and pretty face; good start. I thought I had previously sessioned with Shelby at another club, but was not sure. Anyway, she smiled and waved at me all evening.

Then I was approached by a girl that I was certain I had had the pleasure of poking before. But I could not remember. Long story short, this was Czech Nina from Finca Erotica. She had also worked at FKKW under another name, and I had had some of the most memorable sessions with her there in 2004 and 2005. After I made the connection, I could simply not believe that I did not recognize her right away. This is proof: Too much mongering makes the memory go bye-bye. Anyway, great couch action in the downstairs kino and very good session with Nina. Alas, not even close to what we had going 7 years ago. I could not make her come. Sigh, seven years of regular plowing have changed her! BTW, she still looks awesome, and her posture is still better than perfect.

On my second night I started out with Rommie from Spain. I had just sent away three or four girls with the excuse that I needed a break, when Rommy entered and stood by the bar. I decided on a sneaky version of the polar bear pounce, got up from my seat, walked by Rommie, smiled at her, and announce that I would head for the kino. Of course she followed me after only 10 seconds, and there we started with some great couch action. Rommie is blonde by choice, and she has the body of a centerfold. Her headlights are bolt-ons, but incredibly nicely done. It is very hard to detect this from the feel, and the only way I saw this is by noticing the small incisions on the lower side of her breasts, when I went for DATY. Very enjoyable session, and one that she also seemed to enjoy very much. I lasted almost 30 minutes, and it was the best ride of the entire trip.

Linda (black straight, shoulder-long hair) from Hungary looks a lot like this very hot executive assistant that I know. So when she came over to snuggle up to me on the sofa, I knew that there was no sending her away. Again a totally enjoyable session. I popped a bit on the early side, though, because I was thinking about that executive assistant.

My last encounter was the only dud. Meike is a very pretty natural blonde from Germany, fairly tall, with nice perky breasts. Pretty smile, too. I had been charged up by watching the two strippers, who performed and then simply vanished. Strip tease shows in an FKK seem like an epically stupid idea, but somehow this does something for me. So, I was pumped, and my defenses were down. Meike looks a lot like one of the strippers, and so I basically just grabbed her and we went upstairs.

Meike told me (in German) that she would not kiss on the mouth, nor allow CIM, but would do BBBJ. Apparently my German is not as good as I thought, and I understood that she would only do BBBJ if I paid extra. This instantly cost me my wood. After talking it over and clearing things up, Meike did a commendable job giving mouth to mouth to my soldier and getting him back to full attention. On the with rubber, and she mounts me cowgirl. Good so far. But there is a way to do cowgirl so that both enjoy it, and there is also a way that it is the equivalent of a hand job. And that was the case here. The girl was really really not into this session. I decided that we would do mish, where I can control the motion. I slowly worked up the pace, trying to get her involved. Slowly, but slowly, her faked moans started to sound more real, we started to sweat (in a good way!) , and I was well on my way. I thought. Until I tried to kiss her, and she turned her head away. Right then I knew that the moment was gone for me. We went through a couple more positions, but it was more and more listless. Oh well, can't win'them all. If kissing is important to you, Meike should be avoided.

Bottom line: Artemis is a great club. Yes, it is a bit more expensive, but I will definitely go again when in Berlin.

Thanks for the report. I will post to the RofD thread. It should be noted that the picture off google os quite old and out of date. The building in the right mid part of the frame is no longer there and there is a large privacy wall, starting where the brick post sits in the photo, encircling the parking lot now to keep out prying eyes.

AM

Yes, agreed, the google streetview picture is from a few years ago. Now the excuse that you were parked in that parking lot to check out new tires is no longer valid.

During fashion week in beginning of July I had two nights at Artemis.

First night. Place was quite busy. I picked a blond busty girl from Germany or Poland called Eva. Very nice tits and had a decent session with her. Fucked her missionary and it was ok.

Second session same evening was enjoyable. I met Kimi, platinum german blond which usually works at Palace. She recognized me and we had a nice session. Fucking, sucking, fingered her pussy and did CIM. Was very enjoyable put she said she would not work at Artemis. Liked Palace better she said.

The day after I went again. Fooled around and danced with some girls and ended up fucking a girl which I don't know the name of. Slim perfect body, brunette with a really tight pussy. Fucked here in the KINO upstairs which was a kick. Some guys watching and I thought it was fun.

Always a nice time at Artemis

That was a surprise for you. After six years maybe one doesn't want to start all over again? Nina. Still stunning, and in fact more relaxed, so maybe the difference is in us? Worth a trip just for a look

Nina / Andrea. Sweet memories, good ol' times at World. Sigh.

HB

How is the line up? Will the club be empty curtesy of August and vacations?

[QUOTE=Boofer;1182929]How is the line up? Will the club be empty curtesy of August and vacations?[/QUOTE]Artemis is never really empty. Of course the line up is a little down so if having a huge selection is important to you, best not visit in August. But in my experience summer is one of the best times to visit Artemis. The best visits I have had are often in these off times. The line up is good and the atmosphere is more relaxed. If possible, later in the week is better than earlier.

AM

[QUOTE=Cordelia Shiatsu;1182527]That was a surprise for you. After six years maybe one doesn't want to start all over again? Nina. Still stunning, and in fact more relaxed, so maybe the difference is in us? Worth a trip just for a look[/QUOTE]Really, the surprise was that I could not immediately remember who she was. I thought I would never ever forget her. There are only a handful of working girls with whom I ever thought I had a deeper connection, and she was one of them. Like Hessen Bub says in his post below: SIGH!

Can anyone please explain why there is now a sign on the sauna door forbidding entry to dogs?

The mind boggles.