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Thailand and Burma diary, day 2, Bangkok
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Thailand and Burma diary, day 3, Bangkok
day 3, wednesday: bangkok.
today was my last day in bangkok so i wanted to go out with a bang. two girls, no less.
at midday my phone buzzed in my pocket. it was a message from min, the freelancer i met in beer garden. it said 'hey how are you, meet somewhere for launch? ' i'm pretty sure that she meant lunch but i preferred the freudian slip and the idea of launching in to her knickers. i texted her back and told her that i couldn't because i was sight-seeing. in a way i was telling the truth because my plan was to go to nataree massage parlour, where there are always plenty of sights to see.
nataree is located in the din daeng district of bangkok, on rachadapisek road. it's a distance from the nana area but if you take a taxi your bill will be inflated to cover commission for the driver. a way around this would be to take a taxi to emerald hotel nearby but i don't see the point when public transport is so cheap and easy in bangkok. i took the skytrain to asok (15 baht) and then the mrt train to huay kwang (22 baht). it took fifteen minutes.
i left the station through exit 3, sign-posted 'emerald hotel', and there in front of me was the large sign for emmanuelle. incongruously it has a blond western woman smiling down from it. nataree is next door. there are two entrances and despite the fact i have been numerous times before, i accidentally walked in to the wrong one. there was a small fishbowl in which two average girls sat. i'm not sure what differentiates these girls from the other nataree girls but i walked out and in to the correct entrance on the right. it was 4pm. the same cheerful papasan as last year intercepted me at the door and proceeded to walk me around to introduce me to the girls.
the majority of girls are sat in the lounge when you first walk in. there were about 40 and they were all young and cost 2600 baht. along the left-hand wall was a sparsely populated fishbowl in which six older, curvier girls sat. these costs 2100 baht and provide a soapy service. as the papasan walked me around, the girls smiled sweetly and some said hello. at the far end of the room was a bench on which five timid looking girls were sat. the papasan said "these girls new. 4,5 or 6000 baht". they weren't any prettier than the rest of the girls but nataree is popular with japanese customers and they will always pay a premium for innocence.
i like to take my time in massage parlours so i sat down at a table in the middle and ordered a cola. the place was busy with customers but i was the only westerner. the rest were asian, predominantly japanese but also some chinese and possibly a few korean's too. in the corner there was a lift that was in constant use, taking customers and their choice of girl to the rooms upstairs. this place is very popular.
i didn't see either of the two girls i fucked here last year. amy was a big-boobed 19 year old with blonde hair and noy was one of the funniest, most 'ting tong' thai girls i've ever met, who provided some of the best sex. not to worry, there were plenty of other pretty girls to choose from. a girl walked past with an average face but big natural tits that jiggled with each step. facially she was a 6/10 but i mentally undressed her and liked what i saw. the prettiest girls seem to congregate on the bench in front of the fishbowl. a cute girl with her hair tied up kept looking over her shoulder at me. i smiled and she smiled back. she was exactly the type i go for, young and pretty with an innocent appeal. after a few more rounds of smile tennis i decided that she would be the perfect choice.
i decided to have a bit of fun with her. i walked in front of her and dropped down on to one knee and took her hand like i was proposing marriage. the rest of the girls laughed and i took my blushing bride to the payment counter. she was tiny. even on tip-toes she barely reached my shoulder. i paid 2600 baht and as we waited for the lift she told me that her name was som and she was 21 from chiang rai. she was cute and smiley and i was delighted with my choice.
the rooms in nataree are scruffy. there were rips in the couch, the wallpaper was peeling and the tv set had a permanent snow-storm. i tried to turn it off but the switch was missing so i unplugged it at the wall. given the amount of money this place must make, surely they should spend some on redecorating? to be fair, it had the basics. there was a freshly made double bed underneath an air-con unit and the other half of the room contained a bath big enough for two. next to the bed was a long mirror.
she undressed and had a small girly figure with larger than average tits. she hadn't even touched me but my dick voted yes. we had a bubble bath together and she went through the usual routine of carefully washing me. it's always a good chance to get to know your girl and i told her how pretty she was. smooth. when she washed my arms i took hold of her hands and pulled her towards me. she giggled as she fell on to me and we kissed. we dried ourselves off and got on to the bed. she stroked my hair and said 'i like short hair' to which i told her 'i like long hair'. she pulled her hair-clip out and her long hair fell down over my chest. she softly kissed my neck and then my chest and then lower and lower, teasing me, until she was darting her tongue around my thighs and groin. it was an intense sensation. i remembered that noy had drove me crazy doing exactly the same thing last year and i wondered whether both girls had the same teacher? or perhaps noy was the teacher!
she rubbed her lovely tits over my chest and then gave me an inexperienced blowjob, all head-bobbing and no suction. then she slowly lowered herself on to my dick with both feet planted on the bed. her pussy was extremely tight, so tight in fact i worried i might shoot my load too quickly unless i took control. i flipped her on to her back and was gentle with her at first but before long we were frantically fucking in lots of different positions. my favourite was when i was flat on the bed beneath her, entering her from behind as she lay on top of me. as i thrust up in to her, she arched her back and groaned. she rode me reverse cowgirl before assertively pulling me to sit up and then leaning her body forward. she rocked her hips back and forward on mine and i had a great view of my dick sliding in and out of her pussy. it looked great in the mirrors surrounding the bed.
although she delivered great sex and was a passionate little thing. it was every bit as good as the service i received at mango.
she agreed to pose for photos but as is often the case with thai girls, she tensed up in front of the camera. thai girls sometimes try too hard to look sexy so they lose the cuteness that attracted me to them in the first place. i took her mobile phone number and gave her a well-deserved tip before we took the lift back down to the ground floor. we held hands and when the lift doors opened, two girls were escorting two middle-aged japanese men upstairs. one of the girls was a stunner. i kissed som goodbye and walked to the exit. there were now 60 girls in the lounge and a high percentage of honeys. perhaps 6pm is the optimum time to visit nataree for the best selection. i took the train back to asok and then the skytrain to nana. it was getting dark and the streets were coming alive.
i ate at beer garden again on soi 7. it was busier so i wasn't able to get a prime perving spot next to the entrance this time. i found a seat and ordered a beer, as well as spicy tom yam soup and stir-fry beef. again the food was excellent. there were about 50 freelancers and although they were older than i tend to go for, there were a few foxes. if i was living in bangkok i would utilise beer garden regularly but when you only have three days in bangkok there are better options elsewhere.
an average looking girl sat down next to me. her name was june and she was probably mid thirties. she asked 'you take girl? ' and i replied that i just wanted to eat dinner. 'i make you happy' she chimed but i lied and told her that i have a girlfriend. she gave it some thought before saying 'okay, i give you blowjob! ' haha, you've got to love these girls!
after an excellent night at nana plaza the night before, soi cowboy had a lot to live up to. it's easy to find as it is right next to asok skytrain station. it's a road about 200 meters long, linking soi 21 and 23. i was greeted by the usual blaze of neon as i stepped on to it. gogo bars lined each side of the street and groups of 'hello girls' chorused 'hello welcome' to me as i slowly walked past. the time was 8. 45pm.
i chose to start at a bar i'd never been to before, suzie wong. ten average girls were dancing but i have a rule that whenever i enter a bar i will always stop for a drink. i dislike it when men walk in, study the girls and leave straight away. it's disrespectful and i know first-hand that girls feel the same. i sat down and ordered a bottle of beer. it cost 100 baht since it was happy hour. the girls were topless and one had a very large pair of natural tits. i've been known to bar-fine solely based on cup-size but another customer called her down from the stage before i had chance. her tits wobbled enticingly as she walked past me. it's always worth sticking around to see both dance-shifts and number 58 was also very well endowed. she was naked apart from leather boots and red fishnets.
i like bars like suzie wong because they offer something different. the girls were slightly older than other bars but that can mean better sex. the place had a relaxed atmosphere and was busy with ex-pats, always a sign that it is a well run bar with reasonable prices.
last year i was impressed by shark. it had some of the prettiest girls and i bar-fined a girl called joy who lived up to her name. coincidentally i was shown to the exact same seat but sadly i had no joy looking for joy. these bars have a quick turnaround of girls which is great news for us because it means a never-ending supply of pretty girls. 16 girls were crowded on to the small stage and the talent was high. 44 had a sexy figure and was wearing a semi see-through bra, number 4 had a lovely face and kept smiling in my direction while 77, a cute blond with a neatly squared off fringe, would almost certainly be bar-fined by a japanese man by the end of the night.
shark has an intimate layout so it is easy to build rapport with the girls. i noticed a beautiful girl sat on a stool next to the stage wearing a number 11 badge. she looked like a dark-skinned version of the actress kristin kreuk. she was yawning. she saw me looking over and i pretended to yawn which made her laugh. i like girls with a sense of humour so i waved her over. she was exceptionally pretty up close. i offered her a lady-drink and a tequila went on to my bill. her name was pam, she was 23 and she had a fun personality. i joked to her 'last year short-time 500 baht, still the same? ' and she pretended to strangle me. the bar-fine was 600 and she quoted 3000 for short-time. it was very steep but she would certainly accept less and might even agree to my standard short-time offer of 2000 if i returned later.
'have to dance now' she said and for five minutes she danced sexily in my direction as if to say this could be all yours tonight. i liked what i saw. she had a great face, a great body and was a great mover too. just as i was thinking that she ticked all of the boxes, she spotted an elderly asian gent sat nearby and focused all of her attention on him instead. perhaps she was trying to make me jealous? joking aside, it was a bad sign. she knew i was interested but she saw the asian man as a more lucrative prospect. i finished my drink and waved to her when i walked past. she was a good option for later perhaps.
baccara has a reputation for having some of the prettiest gogo girls in bangkok but whenever i have visited the place lacks atmosphere. last year there was no flirting, no smiles and no fun, the girls just danced in a zombie-like trance while watching themselves in the mirrors. but i figured for the price of a beer it was worth half an hour of my time. as i walked in i set myself a challenge to make a baccara girl smile. was it mission impossible?
it was packed with customers who were almost entirely asian. i couldn't see a free seat so i walked around the stage and found a solitary stool next to the bar. there were 20 girls crammed on stage and 10 topless girls dancing on the glass ceiling above. the quality was excellent but just like last year it felt cold and clinical. the girls looked bored.
however, my stool proved to be an excellent spot. it was next to the steps up to the stage so girls brushed past me whenever there was a shift change. with 20 girls leaving the stage and 20 more girls waiting to go up, there was an inevitable bottle-neck. as a result i sat on my stool surrounded by lots of cute young girls wearing skimpy white bikinis. i was able to make eye contact with them and, hallelujah, even managed to get some smiles! mission accomplished. my favourite was 182 who was stood right in front of me. she was a fresh-faced cutie with a slender body. i said 'sawasdee khrap' to her and she giggled. she seemed very shy and when she walked up on to the stage she faced away from me and danced in the middle, surrounded by other girls. it was almost as if she didn't want any customers to see her. i figured she was new and lacked confidence.
i spotted six girls i'd seriously consider bar-fining and in contrast to last year received lots of smiles. it proves the importance of getting a good seat in gogo bars. last year i was sat away from the stage and was invisible to the girls but now i was in a prime spot and got lots of smiles. i looked up and saw a topless girl on the glass dance floor above. i could see from my angle that she wasn't wearing any underwear under her skirt. she saw me staring and gave me a grin.
a 7/10 walked up to me and introduced herself as ras but i had finished my drink and was ready to leave. on the way out i saw two very pretty girls chatting with asian men. this place has definitely got some heart-breakers. on the way out i enquired about the bar-fine and was told it was 600 baht. given the largely japanese clientele and the age of the girls, i feel sure that pretty girls in baccara would quote 3000 for short-time. i reckon most would go for 2500 though and some might even be attainable for 2000 baht. if you dress smartly and can make a girl smile, the chances of getting her for a lower price increase. after midnight your chances are even better.
it was 10. 30pm and tilac was packed with customers too. i can't recall soi cowboy being so busy. i was shown to a stool next to the stage which gave me a good close-up view of the dancing girls. there were 12 on stage and more were dancing on small tables around the side of the bar. the girls were young and there were lots of nice bodies on show. just like last year there were a few regular tourists inside, including a young couple who looked like backpackers. the girlfriend looked uncomfortable, no doubt the novelty of seeing scantily clad girls dancing around poles replaced with the dawning realisation that these girls were in fact sex workers. but whereas the girlfriend was disapproving, the boyfriend was drooling. i imagined that he would say all of the right things to his girlfriend ('how terrible', 'it's just wrong') while secretly wishing he was single for the night.
a sexy girl danced right in front of me, her leather boots precariously close to knocking my beer over. at the same time a middle-aged waitress began massaging my shoulders. normally i politely shoo them away when they do this but this girl had magic fingers, so for five minutes i had a front-row seat of a sexy girl dancing while being massaged. i was in heaven. i gave the waitress a nice tip for her efforts. i was then joined by a sweet girl called sam. she had an average face but she was nice a girl and didn't pester me for a drink so i bought her one. sometimes i like to do this to help boost a girls confidence.
a trip to the toilets in tilac is a must. as you stand at the urinal you can watch the girls dancing on stage through a convenient hole in the wall. as i was relieving myself i saw sam waving, so i waved back with my one free hand. when i finished i washed my hands and was passed a towel by the toilet attendant. although i like tilac, there is significantly more pressure for lady-drinks and tips than other bars on soi cowboy.
it was now 11pm and time to choose my girl. pam from shark was the standout but i was put off when she focused her attention on the asian man instead of me. i didn't blame her as she obviously saw him as a more lucrative prospect than me (she was probably right too!) but it suggested that she might not provide the 'girlfriend experience' i crave. i've learnt to trust my instincts when it comes to choosing girls and i sensed it best to look elsewhere. the other memorable girls were the young cutie from bacarra and the girl with wobbly tits from suzie wong. i decided against both. 182 was too shy and the big-boobed girl would surely have been bar-fined by the customer who was drooling all over her.
instead i decided to go back to nana plaza and see if i could bar-fine the orange-haired girl i saw outside fantasia. she had a distinctive look and her tattoos suggested a wild performer. as i waited for the skytrain at asok i got a text message from tan, the girl i bar-fined last night from mandarin. it said 'me want go with you tonight ok'. i was tempted because she was a great girl and we had a lot of fun but i wanted a different girl.
fantasia was relatively small inside with just nine girls dancing. unusually there were hardly any customers. i didn't see the girl with orange hair but the standard of girls was good. an 8/10 with a great figure danced suggestively in front of me and came to sit next to me when her dance shift was over. seconds later her friend sat the other side so i was sandwiched between two near-naked young cuties. i knew a waitress would appear soon and try to pressure me in to buying them both a drink so we played 'guess my age' and i told them i'd buy the winner a drink. i let the prettiest girl win even though she guessed wrongly. her name was pom but disappointingly she wasn't as fun and flirty as she had been on stage. after a few minutes of awkward conversation she said "have to go put make-up on". she walked out of the bar and was gone for ten minutes. it soon became apparent why. the bar had been empty but ten minutes later a dozen new customers had entered. pom was clearly one of the best-looking girls so they had utilised her outside to entice customers in. never underestimate the value of pretty 'hello girls'.
while pom was outside, two other girls sandwiched themselves either side of me and asked for a lady-drink each. 'i buy drink for pom, she outside' i said, pointing to pom's untouched vodka orange. at that moment pom walked back in but went straight up to dance. she was clearly one of fantasia's star girls.
suddenly i noticed the orange haired girl, sat on a table near the door. she was a 7/10 elevated up to another level by her unusual bright orange cropped haircut. she reminded me of milla jovovich in fifth element but an asian version with tattoos. when i come to asia i like to mix things up and take different types of girl and she was definitely different. sadly she was chatting with a large man with a shaved head. i waited patiently, hoping miss tango would be freed from the evil clutches of kojak, but he looked keen.
ten minutes later pom rejoined me. she had been gone twenty minutes which i found annoying but of course she was only doing her job. she was a pretty girl and a great mover too, so i enquired about her price. she told me that she was a coyote dancer and her bar-fine was 1000 baht and she charged 3000 for short-time. i noticed that the girl with orange hair wore the same colour badge as pom so she was a coyote dancer too. i decided to leave as i could find equally attractive girls elsewhere for cheaper. as i stood up to go pom asked for a tip. just like wild thing, fantasia is a great bar with great girls but is far too commercial and flawed by the coyote concept. i voted with my feet and left.
where next? i needed a sure-fire bet and rainbow 4 usually delivers the goods. i sat in my usual place between the stages and it was like following a tennis rally, looking left and right at all of the girls. there were 25 dancing and plenty on the sidelines too. number 9 looked like a japanese doll but sadly she was sitting with a customer. on the left hand stage there were lots of fake tits and hair extensions and on the right hand stage i saw one girl that had definitely crossed the line between curvy and fat. she had thighs like a rugby player. there were plenty of girls but for the second night running in rainbow 4, none i wanted to bar-fine.
it's funny on nights like these how i can be too picky. if i saw any of these girls back in england on a night out, i would jump at the chance to get in to their knickers. but here i was in bangkok, on the hunt for perfection. i put a 500 baht note in to my plastic cup and as i waited for change i saw the fat girl head towards the exit with a skinny japanese man. it just goes to show, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
time was ticking. the longer you leave it to bar-fine, the less girls you have to choose from. i walked along the balcony and saw a nice girl with short hair outside angelwitch. she was pretty but not quite pretty enough. i dodged a few amazonian ladyboys outside cascade and descended down to the ground floor. i decided to try rainbow 1 which is on the same side as its sister rainbow 2. the rainbow bars are always a good bet in nana plaza.
there were 20 girls dancing and the quality was extremely high. immediately i knew my girl was sitting in this bar somewhere. i sat down, ordered a drink and got that thrill of anticipation when i know i'm close to choosing a girl. i asked the mamasan about the bar-fine and was pleased to hear it was 600 baht. i surveyed the talent. 79 was very pretty. 91 was cute with pigtails and 144 walked past with a big pair of enhanced tits. i could have happily bar-fined any of them. but my favourite was 47. she had an exceptionally pretty face and was having lots of fun with the other girls. she swung an invisible lasso over her head and pretended to throw it over me and pull me towards her. i pretended to cast a fishing rod and reeled her in to sit next to me.
her name was kung and she was a 10/10. she had one of those faces i couldn't take my eyes off and had a dazzling smile. when i complimented her on it she said "i big mouth!" i bought her a drink and she held my hand. she told me that the other girls on stage said that i was 'nala' (handsome). she was a lovely girl with a great attitude so i decided to bar-fine her. instead of asking how much i said "2000 short-time plus tip if you make me smile". it was a gamble because the rainbow bars on the ground floor have a reputation of being pricy. she smiled and gave it some thought before countering with 2500. i stuck to my initial offer of 2000 but said "good tip if you make me smile". she accepted and went to get changed. on the short walk back to nana hotel she told me "you very smart, nice shirt, nice shoes'. i always make an effort to dress smartly when i go to gogo bars as i figure that the more desirable you can make yourself, whether it be the way you dress, the way you act or the way you treat a girl, the more chance you have of success.
her hair had been styled in to a bow so she asked whether it was okay if we showered separately as she was worried it might get splashed. i liked the fact that she asked. i showered first and then lay on my bed waiting for her. i was excited because girls like kung are the reason why i travel to the other side of the world every year. she appeared five minutes later and stood at the end of the bed before dropping her towel to the floor. she had large fake tits that somehow i had failed to notice earlier. she crawled on to the bed and kissed me. i knew i was in for a good time.
i gave her oral and then we manoeuvred ourselves to 69. she sucked me slow and deep as i pulled her on to my face. she groaned each time i sucked her clit or stuck my tongue as far in to her pussy as i could. the sex was fantastic. we tried lots of positions and for fifteen minutes we couldn't get enough of each other, kissing passionately. when we climaxed she rolled off me, looked me in the eye and said "me hot, your fault".
she carefully reapplied her lipstick in the mirror and agreed to pose for photos. she was extremely photogenic. she showed me a photo of her beautiful daughter on her phone and i gave her a well-deserved tip. before she left she planted a big kiss on my cheek. i waved her goodbye and felt satisfied with myself. i'd fucked two great girls in the day and kung was a strong contender for 'girl of the trip'.
my flight to burma left early so i did some packing before bedtime. i went to the bathroom to clean my teeth and smiled when i saw myself in the mirror. kung had deliberately left me with a big lipstick kiss on my cheek. what a great girl. she was the perfect way to sign off from the bangkok leg of this trip.
[please note: this diary will continue on the yangon thread].
Bangkok just before Songkran
Guys,
These last few days before the holiday are the best mongering times in BKK. The ladies are all out in full force to earn extra money to take home to their families. I will start with the Beer Garden on Soi 7. During the day up until about 10PM it is still full of old fugly uglies. But around 10 it gets the girls coming in to try and snag an older guy with money. If that does not work they head over to Insomia, Climax, or Mixx to find a customer. Recently I scored a real Gem in the beer garden. A new girl from Laos with the hottest little spinner body. Stayed with me two nights on separate occasions. This theory has worked for me many times recently. I have met 4 really hot girls in the Beer Garden between 10 and midnight. The FL scene has improved a lot before Songkran. I visited Climax on Monday and the place was jammed pack with more ladies I have ever seen before. Some were alone, some brought their customers from the go go but it was on fire. I suggest to all to get your asses over their Thursday, Friday, and even Saturday. The girls need money and are more flexible with their fee, and time. I met some amazing FL's there this week who ate true par timers and maybe only work the bar FL scene once or twice a month. Great GFE's can be found there. 2000LT in Bangkom for a FL stunner is not possible most times but now just before the holiday when money is needed badly they all come out of the wood work. I felt the same at insomnia but on a much lower scale. Insomnia after the name change seems to have gone down hill but is knows for the younger ladies and Japanese customers now.
Happy hunting guys.
